Crazy trouble with love part 6
Finn's Swords and Finn
Series: Adventure Time
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It was a quiet day in Ooo, nothing was happening and the sky was clear, except for one figure who flew high in the clouds. They were slouching over and had a quiver of arrows on their back while looking blue, literally, and had a bow in their hand while wearing a pink heart hat on their head and was blowing a raspberry.
"Ugh, there's nothing crazy or in love down there...how boring." It said as it flew around lazily. It flicked the string on its bow while passing over a forest before spotting a fox walking around on his own. "Hmmm, can I mess with this? Let's see if it's in love or has any kind of connection to someone." It said as it blinked its eyes before they turned pink.
The fox scratched it's butt while the being didn't see any pink aura coming off him, making him groan.
"Looks like it's good 'ol Joe's time to help." He grabbed an arrow and pulled it back while looking around and spotted a rock the fox was passing by before launching the arrow as it flew down and hit the stone which glowed pink briefly.
The rock then began to shake a bit before it began to change, beginning to look human and female before looking at the fox that was walking away.
"There we go, this should be entertaining." He smiled before seeing the fox stop and stare with wide eyes while the rock girl giggled and winked at him.
"W-what? A-are you looking at me?" It asked as the rock girl began to approach him. "And are you….made of rocks?"
"Yes, and I want you handsome." It said as it reached out towards the fox. "You always walk past me every day, and I want you cutie!"
He gulped while she pulled him close and rubbed his head. "Uh, so...you wanna like, date or something?"
"No, I was thinking something more permanent." She said with a smile as the figure above them giggled.
"Now that's nice, nice." He nodded before floating off and rubbed his chin. "Hmm, maybe I should do that all day. Don't look for any real love, just help people get together, even random junk. Yeah, now that's helping, in a way. As long as my boss doesn't find out." He muttered. "All I gotta do is not get seen...now, who should be my next victim?" He giggled as he kept flying.
He flew over the candy kingdom and noticed another arrow before firing it as it hit a street lamp just as Mr. Cupcake was passing by.
The lamp began to change its form as it started to grow legs and arms, uprooting itself from the street as a face began to form on the light bulb before it looked at Mr. Cupcake. Said candy citizen gasped while the lamp smiled.
"My word!"
"Hey, how you doing big stuff, those muscles just for show, or are they the real deal?" It asked as it began to approach him.
"Of course they're real." He flexed them with a smile. "I work out every day."
"Wow, that's impressive, I think I wanna see them in action, you interested?"
"Go right on ahead sweet thing." He grinned while she wrapped her arms around his arm before they walked down the street.
"Another perfect couple! Am I good or what?" The figure chuckled as it began to fly away without noticing one arrow slipping out from the others and going through a window in the main castle.
Inside Marceline was strumming her ax while watching PB looking at some beakers. "You ever get bored of all that sciencey stuff?"
"Do you ever get tired of playing that guitar?" She asked, not bothering to look up.
"Not in the least." She chuckled while not seeing the arrow before it hit her butt and disappeared as she jumped up. "OW! What the Glob?!"
"Marceline? What is it, what happened?" Gumball asked as she looked up at the vampire who was rubbing her butt before she started to feel weird.
"Like something stung me." She frowned before looking at the princess and swore she saw hearts float around the girl's face.
"Um...are you having an allergic reaction? You're looking at me weirdly…" She asked as she looked at Marceline uncertainly.
The vampire shook her head while setting her ax down with a grin. "Course I am, in fact, what say you and I do a little science experiment?"
"Really?" Smiled PB figuring her friend had a change in heart. "I'll go get some blueprints I've been meaning to get to."
"Oh, I wasn't talking about something like that, you could say this experiment is more...biological." She said as she began to fly towards the candy princess.
"Hmm, I think I need something more challenging." Muttered Joe while noticing loud moaning from the kingdom, but kept on floating while looking down. "Something REALLY out of there." He said as he floated across the sky. "Maybe a harem? It's been ages since I've done one of those."
While he was moving over a large plain we cut to the treehouse where Jake was currently pushing a wheelbarrow out the front door and looked inside.
"Yo Finn! I'm gonna go get rid of the broken swords! You need anything?!"
"Nah man, I'm good! Don't cut yourself bro!"
"Ok!" Jake called as he kept pushing the wheelbarrow. He whistled as the creature above took notice with the magical dog heading over to a large junk pile near the forest before dumping bits and pieces of Finn's old swords while saluting. "So long fellas, maybe you'll make a family of raccoons really happy. They could use you for like some cool sword fort."
'Old swords...they probably have memories embedded in them from being used...I can work with this.' He thought with a grin as he watched Jake walk away before pulling out a large pink arrow. "Time for a second chance."
Jake himself resumed whistling while not seeing the arrow land on the pile which glowed pink before he reached the treefort and headed inside. "Done."
"Cool, where did you find all those broken swords anyway?" Finn asked as he played a game on BMO.
"I was going around the place and just started chucking old pieces. Some of them were from your old swords."
"Really? Wow, that brings back memories…. You wanna turn?" He said as he pointed to BMO.
"You bet!"
Outside the creature smiled seeing the swords shake and twitch in the pile while the broken ones or the parts that were broken off from were slowly mending themselves. As they fixed themselves they began to glow more and more. "Yes, this is it! This is going to be my masterpiece!" The creature said.
"JOE!" Yelled a loud booming voice behind him. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"
"Aw damn it...hey um….not much just….doing my job, what about you?" It said nervously.
"ARE YOU MAKING WEIRD COUPLES AGAIN!?"
"...Weird is a very loose term if you think about it…" He said sheepishly. "I like to think of them more as…..ridiculously neat."
"OH GLOB, YOU ARE DOING IT AREN'T YOU! GET UP HERE RIGHT NOW!"
He gulped before slowly floating up into a cloud while we see the swords glowing and changing shape before cutting back over to the treefort.
"Aw yeah man, I'm gonna beat the high score!" Called Jake as Finn watched. Suddenly, the phone began to ring. "Yo man you mind getting that?"
"Sure bro." Finn said as he walked towards it and answered it, only to hear Lady Rainicorn on the other end. "It's for you man."
He hit pause and grabbed it before holding it closer. "Yo what up Lady?" He listened for a bit before saying. "Really? Ok, no problem baby, I'm comin over right now, love you." He said before hanging up. "I gotta go bro, Lady needs her Jake time."
"Ok, I'll go on ahead and beat your score then." Smirked Finn taking the controls while Jake walked to a mirror to smooth out some of his fur.
"Whatever, I'll see you later bro, I'm gonna be busy with Lady for the rest of today, maybe I'll just stay with her tonight." He remarked before heading to the door. "Don't stay up late too much, I got pretty high." He smirked before leaving.
"Whatever." Finn said as Jake walked away from the tree house, unaware that some figures were approaching the tree. He started mashing buttons while his ship flew around blasting asteroids. "I'm gonna double what he got."
Unknown to Finn, the figures were watching him from one of the windows.
"Finn…." Muttered one while a smaller figure tried tugging on the knob, but it was locked.
"Ugh, stupid door."
"Well, if we can't get in the front then I'll find my own way in!" Said one of the other figures.
"We could destroy the door." Spoke one voice which sounded hollow.
"Yes, but then wouldn't Finn get mad?" Two voices said at once.
"They are right, we don't want that." Spoke another with a heroic tone. "To the backdoor!"
"Alright! I can't wait to see him again!" Said a voice that sounded a bit demonic.
Finn didn't pay attention, but BMO did as he looked over and noticed movement through the windows.
"Huh? Is someone there?" He called as he paused the game. He began to walk towards the window.
"Aw come on BMO, I was halfway there."
"But I thought I heard something Finn." He said as he tried to jump up to see out the window.
"Maybe it was a squirrel who was wearing a cool little hat."
"Somehow I doubt that...I will go investigate, stay here Finn." BMO said as Finn groaned.
"Come on, you're being crazy again, just let me finish the game."
BMO opened his mouth before hearing something. "Ssshhh! Do you hear that?"
"No." Finn said as he rolled his eyes. "I'll go check it out if it'll make you feel better."
"Thank you."
Finn got up and headed to the back of the treefort. "I don't get what's got BMO all weirded out, but it can't be all that bad." He said before seeing the back door open and a figure entering it before disappearing into the tree house. "Woah!" He grabbed a nearby dagger on the shelf and narrowed his eyes before slowly moving where he saw the figure go. "Alright dingus, come out, I just saw you!"'
"...No you didn't...and who is that hussie you're holding?" Said a voice as the air began to feel static.
He blinked while hearing more footsteps and the door slam shut while feeling dozens of eyes on him. He steeled himself before letting out a battle cry and lunged forward where he sensed one. "Got you!"
"No you don't!" Said the figure as a golden blade came out and knocked the dagger out of his hands.
He gripped his hand and frowned before going wide eyed seeing the sword. "Hey, where'd you get that?"
"You don't recognize me? I'm hurt Finn, we had so many memories together, I was your first!" Said the figure as they stepped towards him.
"Holy Glob." He muttered since the first figure looked like she was made of gold with a a black belt and a red gemstone in her forehead, long light blond hair, and a leather pair of pants with some scratches on her face. She was also holding what looked like his first sword.
"Recognize me now? It's me Scarlet." She smiled while the sword seemingly slid into her arm like nothing.
"S-Scarlet? B-but I thought you broke, how are you...like this?" He asked with a blush as he realized she wasn't wearing a shirt.
"We don't know, but we're glad to be here now." Another figure said as she stepped forward, showing a female with light brown skin with a belt made out of a long root with a pair of pants that looked to be made of tree bark, her hair was long and in dreadlocks, looking a bit like roots.
Next came a pair of two short girls wearing yellow long kimonos with smiles and black hair done up in buns and held with red ribbons who can over and hugged his legs. "We missed you!"
"We all did master Finn." Said one whose skin was light blue, and she was wearing a suit of armor with a headband that had a pink diamond in the middle with long blonde hair falling down her back.
One girl who had bright red skin and long maroon hair wearing a black dress similar to Fire Princess, two wings that stuck out and a pointed tail growled while stamping on the dagger he had and breaking it. "Why would you use such a small and weak dagger when you have a long and powerful sword like me?"
"I think you mean to say me." Said a girl who had long black hair and electric blue skin skin who was dressed like a greek goddess. "You're made of an idiot demons blood while I am made of the heavens power, lightning!" She flicked her hand as some sparks shot out and lit up the area for a moment.
He saw some more figures, including a pair of twins whose skin was grey and were frowning as they wore eye patches, leather skirts, gladiator sandals, a leather top, and spiked shoulder pads, both looking like they just stepped out of an apocalyptic wasteland or a coliseum.
They frowned as they glared at the other figures. "Whatever, let's just go slay some enemies."
"No, we must first make peace with ourselves if we are to sacrifice our lives." Spoke a girl with a skull necklace, light blue gemstone necklace with a black collar, long puffy white hair, with long brown bindings under a poncho that covered her body with the same bindings on her legs.
"For you maybe, but I'm fine slicing my enemies." Said a girl with green skin that looked like grass who had long, vine like hair and a green top and long dress that stopped at her feet. "I've missed being with you master, I was always your best sword."
"Heh, stand in line." Scoffed a girl with blue short hair wearing a short white ball gown dress with a pale skin tone. "I was his newest and greatest one after you, meaning he stuck with me for being so much stronger. I can cut through anything and even make him twice as powerful."
"Please, you were just the most recent while I was the more elegant and accurate blade." Said a skinny pale girl who had her red hair up in a bun. She was wearing a french dress and high heels along with a gold crown. "I was a better, more elegant blade compared to you!"
"I'm still his number one!" Frowned Scarlet before looking at the twins who held onto her master's legs. "You two, get off him right now."
"No! GO away you meanie!" They said as they tightened their hold on Finn.
Said human was blown away and shook his head just as BMO spotted them and gasped.
"Ah! Intruders!" He grabbed a sock on the floor before throwing it at the girl in the french dress.
"I say, what was that for?" She said with a frown as the sock hit her face.
"Let's slay him!" Spoke the gray twins with growls while forming the swords Finn used in the coliseum in their hands.
"What? No, you can't hurn BMO!" Said Finn as the small robot ran away in fear.
"Shall I smite them?" Asked the black haired girl with electricity sparking in her hands.
"No, no one is smiting anyone!" He groaned. "What is happening, who are you all?"
"Your swords." They all said at once.
"But you all look...alive and not like swords?" He said in confusion.
"Then how can I do this?" The green girl formed the grass sword in her hand before lunging and easily cut a random statue in half with just one swing.
"Or this?" Asked the red, demon looking girl as she changed into the demon sword before changing back quickly.
Finn opened his mouth to speak, but no sound came out. 'I...I have no answer for that…' He thought as he looked at them all in shock and amazement.
"Maybe we should go sit down in the living room, it's too crowded in here." Spoke the girl with dreadlocks.
"Yeah...dibs on sitting on Finn's lap!" Said the gold one as she grabbed his arm and began to drag him out of the room.
"Hey!" Called the twins on his legs along with the other girls who followed.
Soon they were in the living room with Scarlet sitting on his lap happily as the others bickered as they tried to get closer to him.
Finn blushed from the closeness while looking away. "So….um...if you're all my old swords, why are you three like that?" He asked looking at the blue haired, green, and red haired girls.
"He was listening to music and didn't see where he was grabbing." Frowned the french looking one. "Frankly it offended me to think I was some rusted old sword."
"Yeah, but at least we're here now with you Finn." Said Scarlet happily. "So, any other questions?"
"Y-yes, tons actually."
"Then ask away." Spoke the girl with the skull necklace. "Get it all off your chest."
"W-What are you all doing here exactly? And how did you even get like...this?" He asked as he tried not to look at Scarlet's breasts.
"All we remember is being broken and in a pile of junk." Spoke one of the gray twins with a frown. "Unable to do anything-"
"Until an arrow landed next to us." Finished the other one. "There was a pink light and before you know it, we've become full fledged warriors!"
"Well, you two can speak for yourselves, all I know is that we're here and we all have the same goal." Said the one with roots.
"To be with Finn!" Chimed in the golden twins on his legs who held on tighter, much to the other's annoyances.
'Stupid brat's, how come they get to be so close to Finn, he barely even used them!' They all thought.
"Uh, so let me just get this all cleared up. You're Scarlet." He pointed to said sword.
"Yep!" She said happily.
"And you're Root Sword." He said as he pointed at the girl with dreadlocks.
"Uh huh."
"I wanna say...Sword of the Dead?" He pointed to the girl with the skull necklace.
"Yes."
"And you two...are those Dual Swords I used when I was under the influence of the Fight King, right?" He asked as he pointed at the grey skinned twins.
"Yes!" They cheered while holding their namesake up.
"You two would be...the Wakizashi me and Jake lent to that big slug, right?" He asked the two on his legs.
"Yes, but he didn't like us and threw us into your house when you weren't looking, besides, we always liked you better." They said at once.
"Ok...and you..are the Lightning Sword I got on the dungeon train, right?" He asked the girl in the greek dress.
"But of course, and quite honestly I'm disappointed you didn't use me that much." She crossed her arms with a pout. "I'm capable of magic and can easily outclass her." She pointed to the demonic looking girl.
"Ha, yeah right! You got nothing on me, you're just some random loot Finn got, you're like a cheap toy won at a carnival compared to me!"
"And...you're the Demon Blood sword, right?"
"Obviously, who else?" She cackled which made him feel reminded of when Marceline when they first met.
"And you're….the Pink Jewel Sword, right?"
"Yes master Finn, it is I." She said as she nodded her head.
"Ok, and you're the Grass Sword, right?" He asked the green one.
"Well yeah, no one can make a cut that clear unless it's me."
"Then you must be the Finn Sword." He said as he pointed at the one in the ball dress.
"Yes, I am the great Finn Sword, your best and greatest sword you've ever had!" She said arrogantly with a smile.
"And that means you're the Small Sword." He pointed to the one in a french dress.
"Yes, I am, and I am far superior to her." She said as she brought out a fan and covered half her face as she glared at Finn Sword.
"Ha! Oh really? Care to prove it in a duel?"
"You're on harlot!" She said as she made her namesake form in her other hand.
"Wait wait wait!" Spoke Finn quickly. "I said no smiting."
"This isn't smiting, this is a formal duel, I say let them do it." Spoke Scarlet with a smile. 'If they beat each other then I'll be right here for Finn to use.'
"Well, not right now! I still have questions." He said as the girls sighed and lowered their swords.
"Such as what?" Asked Sword of the Dead.
"Well….why are you all here and...why are you trying to get close to me?" He asked with a small blush.
"To protect you." Spoke Lightning Sword. "We as your blades are needed to help you in any battle, preferably me."
"No, he need us, we will make him a strong, feared warrior!" Said the grey twins as they sat on both sides of Finn.
"No us!" Spoke the Wakazashi twins with pouts. "We never get used!"
"Because you're not good swords, Finn didn't like you so he gave you to that slug!" Snapped one of the twins.
"We could beat you easy!" Frowned one of them.
"Well, it's obvious I'm better than all of you, I'm magic!" Said Lightning Blade as she pushed Scarlet off of Finn's lap and hopped on it with a smile.
Said boy blushed while she wrapped her arms around him.
"Come now Finn, what say we go on an adventure and you can see just how powerful I really am?"
"W-Well uh...I…" He stammered with a blush before the Sword of the Dead grabbed his left arm.
"No, he will go with me so we can send our enemies into the ground."
"No way, me and him have some catching up to do." Spoke Root Sword grabbing his right arm.
"Forget it, he wants to go on an adventure with me, right master?" Asked the Pink Jewel Sword as she went around the couch and wrapped her arms around him from behind. "I wasn't used much, but I can guarantee I'm slim and easy enough to wield, unlike that bulky thing." She pointed to the Demon Blood Sword.
"Who are you calling bulky bitch?!" She shouted angrily. "That's it, bring it on, I'm the only one Finn needs!" She said as she turned to him. "Right Finn?"
"Uh…."
"No, he needs me." Spoke the Grass Sword. "Come on Finn, I can literally wrap myself around your wrist and protect you even in your sleep, her? She'd slow you down."
"Um…"
"No! I am part of you, I know you better than any of these wannabes! I'm the best sword for you!" Finn Sword said as she tried to get close to him. She pulled Lightning Sword off and got comfy while rubbing their cheeks together. "Come on, an adventure with just the two of us, maybe a pair of cyclops, or even go to some uncharted land, just imagine all the undiscovered treasure that's waiting for us."
"Hey, I could be much better than her! I am quick, elegant and sophisticated, much better than her! I promise! I will always be by your side!" Said Small sword as she pulled one of the twins away from his side before wrapping her arms around the arm.
He blushed since all of them tried getting in closer and it was getting pretty warm. "C-C-Can't we all just get along?"
"Oh come now Finn, with me you could truly go down in OOO as a warrior." Grinned Demon Blood Sword. "With the blood of a demon in me, you could vanquish any foe you meet, you could be the greatest adventurer of all time!"
"Come on Finn, I am your oldest sword, we were together since the beginning!" Scarlet begged. "I'm the only one with a real name!"
"Well….uh….I mean…" He sighed. "All of you gotta calm the math down!"
"...yes Finn." They all said at once, slightly freaking him out.
He took a deep breath. "Look, I get why all of you are like this. Some of you feel left out and the others are up in arms about being used, but you gotta chill. Honestly I don't mind using all you girls, in an adventure I mean." He spoke up quickly.
"R-Really? So...you're not going to abandon any of us again?" Asked Scarlet.
"No, I mean, all of you are real. Well, real as in you're like me and people, but you know what I mean. I'm not that kinda dingus who just leaves someone hangin'."
"Yeah, we know...and that's why I love you Finn." Said Lightning sword with a light blush.
His eyes widened while all the other swords turned to her shock before frowning.
"Hey, I thought we agreed to do it together! What the glob?" Scarlet said with a frown.
"Wait, what?" Blinked Finn in even more shock.
"Well I couldn't hold it back anymore! And now that I said it first I get him first!" She said as she looked at him with a smile.
"No, it doesn't work that way and you know it!"
All of them frowned before crowding around Finn and grabbing a part of him while his face looked like a tomato.
"W-What is going on?" He asked as they kept tugging on him. 'Is this some whacked out dream? Or do they all like me like that?!' He thought with a blush.
"Wait, wait, wait! We're not going to get anywhere like this!" Small Sword shouted.
"For once I agree." Frowned Finn Sword.
"Well, then how do you suggest we settle this?" Asked Grass Sword with a frown.
"...rock, paper, scissors?" Suggested the Wakizashi.
"No, we...should have Finn decide!"Said Scarlet as they all turned towards him. "Finn, what is the best way to decide all this?"
"Um uh...I…. don't know?" He said nervously as he tried to back away from them unsuccessfully.
"I say the one who proves herself the best gets top billing." Smirked Demon Blood Sword with a chuckle. "And I don't mean as the best blade, but female companion!"
"Then an elegant, refined woman like me would win compared to the brute you are." Said Small Sword with a smile.
"Oh yeah? Well at least I'm not scared to do this." She grabbed Finn by the cheeks and leaned in before capturing his lips, causing all of them to go wide eyed with Finn's face turning a whole new shade of red. "There, I think I just won this little competition." She said as she ended the kiss with a grin as the other swords frowned.
"My turn!" Spoke Lightning Sword making Finn face her and pecked him lightly on the mouth while hugging his face to her chest while rubbing his head. "I can do more then kiss him, I can make him calm and relaxed within seconds."
"Well that's nothing, I can wrap around him and keep him safe with me." Said Root Sword before pushing Lightning Sword away and wrapped her arms around him before kissing him.
"I can make his adventures soothing and if he should fall in battle, I will be there beside him for eternity." Spoke Sword of the Dead before kissing his cheek and holding him from behind.
"Well we will protect him and be with him always, making sure he never falls in battle!" Said the steel swords as they each grabbed one of his arms and kissed his cheeks.
Finn blushed while seeing the others try doing the same while feeling faint. 'Oh Glob almighty.'