~Avril in Norrisville~

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You know what's it like to fall down a rabbit hole then wake up in a ditch? Of course you don't, you're one of the lucky ones who don't have weird stuff happen to them. Anyway, I blacked out while falling down the cartoony rabbit hole. We were falling for what felt like hours. Then, we hit something hard.

I woke up when I heard two voices, Ally and Alice's voices. Ally sounded like she was really confused and Alice sounded like her usual self; mad and happy.

"Hey Ally, do you think we ended up in Underland? Oooh! Can we go meet the Mad Hatter or the White Queen? Please, please, and please!?"

"Alice! We don't know where we are or what got us here! What if we ended up in the Hunger Games or a place overrun with zombies?"

I could hear Alice groaning and probably making her signature pout. I slowly got up, and faced my two best friends. They turned their heads when I spoke.

"Ouch, I think I hit a rock and got a concussion. Cool!"

Ally and Alice turned around, and ran towards me. They gave me a bone-crushing hug that I nearly died because of it.

"Guys, I love the hug and all, but…YOU'RE CRUSHING THE SHIT OUT OF ME!"

They let go, knowing when I yell, you get the hell out of the way. I stood up, grabbing my messenger bag, and putting on my back. I know, a messenger bag is suppose to be like a purse and you put it across your body like a purse, but I call my purple backpack a messenger bag because of all of the things that I put in it. Like a messenger bag I see girls have, it has all the things I need in a pinch.

I looked around, seeing nothing but dirt walls. I was freaking out inside. How were we supposed to get out if we can't find a way out of this hole? I made sure my friends had on their messenger bags, though Ally kept saying they were backpacks, and lead them to a wall. I tried climbing, but there was no way I could climb without support of a rock or root sticking out. I sighed, and puffed my cheeks in frustration. Ally rubbed her chin, and then she yelled, making me and Alice jump up in surprise.

"HELP! ANY SHOOB OUT THERE?! WE'RE TRAPPED DOWN HERE IN THIS HOLE AND WE CAN'T FIND A WAY OUT! SOMEBODY HELP US!"

"ALLY!"

I grabbed her shoulders and shook her like a ragdoll.

"You scared the crap out of me! Never yell like that again, woman!"

I let go of her, my frown that you should fear was on my face. Ally held her head before she glared at me.

"What the hell? I was yelling to get some help! What if someone was around? We wouldn't know if we don't try calling out!"

I scoffed before looking at Alice. She was looking up, and she was pointing at something. Ally and I raised an eyebrow at her before we looked up. Peering down, a figure was looking at us. The figure kneeled down, and yelled back.

"Hey! You guys need help?!"

I rolled my eyes.

"Well no derp, pointdexter! What did you think my smartass friend, Ally-"

"Hey!"

"-called for help by yelling at the top her lungs?!"

I could picture the face the figure was making. I could hear a sighed, followed by a chuckle. Then, he spoke again.

"Don't worry! I got a rope in my backpack!"

We waited for a few moments before a rope fell down. Alice was the first one climbing the rope. I'm guessing since she thinks she's the Alice, she has a thing against rabbit holes. Ally went after her, and I followed behind Ally.

I got to the tope when I saw the figure that helped us out was a boy. He had Tyrian-purple hair, sapphire-blue eyes, and kinda pale skin. He wore a red shirt with this white line that curled up into a nine, black skinny jeans, slate-grey hoodie, and Tyrian-purple high-tops. Wait…I know that appearance anywhere…

"Who are you?"

I could tell Ally was fighting the urge to smack Alice behind the head when Alice asked that question. The boy smiled with uncertainty.

"The name's Randy, Randy Cunningham."

…..

I could tell we were on the verge of fangirling out. We were meeting our favorite cartoon character in the flesh! I mean, he's right in front of us! Wouldn't you freak out if you met your favorite character in the flesh? Here he was, living and breathing right in front of me. I was squealing on the inside, but I was cool on the outside.

"Cool, I'm Avril-Drew Claire Burgundy. The blonde is Alice Madeline Kingfisher and the brunette is Alison Monica Maryland."

"Nice to meet you guys."

Randy examined us, probably because he has a thing about new kids since the Franz Nukid incident. Yeesh, that's the reason why I don't say "hallo" to any new kids at my school. At first, I thought he was going to ask us questions that concern the Ninja, but he didn't

"Where did you get your clothes?"

Alice laughed, oblivious to the fact that we should talk about our home dimension, the Reality Dimension as I like to call it.

"Well, I got my clothes at Macy's, Ally got hers at Wet Seal, and AD got her clothes at…where did you get your clothes again?"

"Um…I don't have the slightest clue."

"Aw well, don't you have-"

Ally quickly covered Alice's mouth. Mental note, give Ally a thank you and her songbook back after this. Randy looked at them, his eyebrow raised. I had to cover this mess up.

"Hey so Randy, do you know where Norrisville High is? We're new students from California and we just moved here due to…our parents transferring jobs."

At least it wasn't a totally lie. It's just the truth, stretched out. Thankfully, Randy bought it, like the clueless dork he is. He showed us the way to school, which wasn't that far. Apparently, we were in the forest behind the school, a forest near the swamp.

We walked behind Randy. Ally was thinking about the logic in this adventure, Alice was asking Randy questions (ones that didn't focus on the show), and I was looking at Randy. We fell down a rabbit hole, found a large filled with doors, fell down another rabbit hole, and ended up in our favorite cartoon. Um, I don't think Ally will ever find the logic in this adventure anytime soon. At all.

We entered the school, gaining looks from the ninth, tenth, eleventh, and twelfth graders. Some were glares, some were stares, and others were looks of interest. Ally held the straps of her backpack tightly, Alice waved at some of the people, and I was so nervous, I didn't know where I was going. I bumped into…Heidi Weinerman. Oh shit.

The ever perky red-head gave me a smile as she looked at Randy.

"Sandy, who are the new girls?"

"Randy, it's Randy, always has been. And they are Ally, Alice, and Avril."

Ally gave a shy smile, but I know she was about to bite her hair. Alice gave her eager smile. I, on the other hand, pulled on my hood and stuff my hands in the pockets of my hoodie.

"Aw, looks like two of them are shy. Don't worry, I'll change that."

Oh no, here it comes.

Heidi put on her hat with the camera attached to it and the monitors on the screens in the hallways turned on.

"What up, Norrisville! It's your favorite girl on the air, H-dubs! Looks like we got three new girls on the scene. Meet Alice Kingfisher, Alison Maryland, and Avril-Drew Burgundy!"

She pointed the camera at us, making us uncomfortable. We started muttering under our breaths.

"She's just like the Holley from the newspaper club."

"You got that right."

"No, she's worst, since she's a junior."

We all nodded, and looked at the camera. Alice pushed me forward, and everyone stared at us. I swear, I wanted to push her down the rabbit hole and hope she did ended up in Wonderland.

I took in a deep breath, and remembered what my mom always said.

Be yourself because everyone else is taken.

"Um, hi? I-I'm Avril-Drew Claire Burgundy, but everyone calls me Avril, Drew, or AD. The brunette is Alison Monica Maryland, but she goes by Ally. The blond is Alice Madeline Kingfisher. We're from Hayward, California. And…we gotta go. SEE YA!"

I grabbed Ally and Alice's hand and ran off; earning looks from…well…basically everyone. We kept running until we reached the library. I quietly led them to the back and hid behind the shelves. We sat down at a table, rummaging through our backpacks. Ally pulled out her phone, Alice pulled out her iPad, and I pulled out my iPhone 5s.

"It says on the school website that we came in a few days after the students' trip to McFist Industries, meaning we came after the season one finale. So, we won't be messing with any episodes."

I nodded at Ally, happy she knew what to look up.

"It says on the wiki that season two won't come out until September-ish. It's June, so we're good."

I nodded at Alice, glad she was obsessed with the show's wiki. I was on my phone, re-watching the season finale. I have to admit, the season finale really is one of my least favorite episodes. I mean, Randy and Howard messed up the past, though they did fix it, they still messed it up. There was never supposed to be two ninjas to defeat the Sorcerer. Only First Ninja was supposed to imprison him. I could go on with my many problems with the season finale, but I don't want to bore you.

Anyway, we were still looking everything up when Alice let out a quiet squeal. Me and Ally turned our heads and gave her a glare.

"What?"

"Ally, AD, I just found something big on the wiki!"

Alice showed us the screen of her iPad, and we nearly gasped. On blog that had real spoilers, we saw a picture of the Sorcerer in his clothes he wore when fighting First Ninja inside the Nomicon. In his hands, was a glowing green orb.

"The Chaos Pearl…"

Alice nodded.

"Guys, this is a screen cap from an upcoming episode, the one with Booray."

Ally paled, and I tried to keep it together. Just as we were about to share a group scream, a loud crash was heard from outside. We instantly shut off our devices, stuffed them in our backpacks, and headed outside.

…..

Outside, the Ninja was fighting a group of chainsaw werewolves. Everyone was gathered, watching and cheering for their town protector. Ally and Alice cheered along, but I remained silent and frozen. Something in my gut told me to help him, but I didn't know whether or not to trust it.

"Ninja slice!"

Ninja's Ninjato (katanas are used by samurais and Ninjatos are used by ninjas) sliced through a werewolf's torso, severing it in half. Everyone cheered, but a vision came into my head. I instantly felt like someone was about to attack, so I ran. I ran through the crowd until I was on the other side, where only the Ninja and werewolves could see me. I didn't know what I was doing, but I knew something was going to happen. Suddenly, I was grabbed by something. My eyes went wide.

Viceroy created another Krakenstein. And this time, he improved it.

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Dun, dun, DUUUUUUNNNN! CLIFFHANGER AND A RETURN OF ONE OF VICEROY'S CREATION!

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