Crazy trouble with love part 6
Jade and Jackie part 2
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-San Francisco, Uncle's shop-
"Hey my king." Jade asked while in her ShadowKhan form and in Jackie's shadow. "Want to go to the beach?"
"First off Jade, stop calling me your king. Second, no shadow powers inside the shop." spoke Jackie who had gotten use to her changes, to a small degree, and still tried to be her uncle.
She pouted. "Aw, but I like calling you king."
"Jade."
She sighed before changing to her human form and got out of his shadow. "Fine king Jackie."
"Jade."
"Alright alright." she rolled her eyes. "But you gotta admit, being a king is a big honor."
"So is being your uncle."
"But Jackie, I do like you." 'Like to death.'
"Jade, look at it from this standpoint. You're queen of shadow demons, you went mad with power before, you're having incestuous feelings for your uncle, see what I mean?"
She cocked her head to the side. "Not really, but that might be early puberty kicking in."
He face palmed while Tohru and two Sumo Khan were dusting the shelves. "Tohru, please help me talk some sense into Jade."
"I could, but," He pointed to the Sumos as they cleaned some dragon statues. "These Shadowkhan have been helpful, even if I feel small next to these ones."
"Problem is not as worst as you think." spoke Uncle walking in. "Past history has shown girls Jade's age use to be forced into marriage with much older men, in some countries it still exists."
"I know that Uncle. but this is Jade we're talking about." He said while not noticing that Jade was hanging from the ceiling visa a shadow of a lightbulb and was busy giving him bunny ears. "I don't want this to stunt her growth the rest of her life."
"In some cultures for Japan, it is quite common for cousins to marry, it is seen as a way to keep their bloodline pure." spoke Tohru. "Same with brothers and sisters, sometimes mothers and sons, but that's rare."
He groaned before looking up to see Jade, who kissed his head before hiding in the shadows again.
"Perhaps you should take her." spoke Uncle. "If you two spend more time, she may start becoming interested in other boys. She is still young and is open to other influences, but make sure they are not too old, Uncle does not trust young teenagers today."
"But Uncle-"
WACK!
"Ow!"
"Go to beach, take day off, shop is empty and is more organized than ever thanks to Shadowkhan. Aiyah, Uncle never thought he'd say that." he muttered in surprise.
"cAn We JoIn QuEeN jAdE?" Asked some Mantis Shadowkhan as Jade popped out of Jackie's left sleeve. "wE cAn PrOtEcT yOu."
"Ah!" Jackie jumped while Jade fell out.
"Mmm, maybe, but stick in the shadows."
"YeS mY qUeEn." They said before vanishing into the shadows.
"Jackie, did you use new deodorant?" She said with a smirk. "Because I like it."
"Stop popping out of unexpected places."
"Mmmm, no." She chuckled before appearing in his shirt collar and nuzzled him. "Never get a beard. Promise you'll stay soft like a silk curtain for your queen."
He groaned. "If we go to the beach will you stop rubbing against me?"
Jade thought on that before nodding. "But you have to buy me ice cream."
"Deal, but not too much, I don't want to deal with you on a sugar rush."
"Or I get fat and breasts will grow." She joked before appearing next to him. "I'll get my swimsuit." 'My special one~'
Jackie nodded while seeing Jade run to her room. 'I have a VERY bad feeling about this.'
(Later)
-Beach-
"Jade? Are you done changing?" Jackie asked while waiting outside a changing room while wearing a blue swim trunk.
"Yup." she spoke stepping out in a purple one piece with a blue stripe down the center. "What do you think?"
"Fine." He said as Jade spun around for extra effect. "Come on, I saved us a spot."
"Thanks Jackie." She smiled while following him and held his hand. "You know, this could count as a date."
He jaw dropped.
"A very bold one at that." She smiled with a wink.
He shook his head. "Jade this is not a date, just a day to cool off." 'Mostly for you.'
"Are you sure?" She asked while taking a seat on the blanket.
"Yes, now try to be good or no ice cream."
"Aren't I always?" She said before laying on the blanket. "So go ahead and swim, I'll watch for any sharks or killer sea serpents." 'And rivals.'
He sighed before walking off. 'I hope she can cool down a little bit.'
(Later)
Jackie went to the other side of the beach while looking for artifacts in the sand, a side hobby from his youth. He occasionally found shells or small items in the sand which showed you could find anything in just about anywhere if you looked hard enough. The only thing he found interesting was a jellyfish that was washed up on the shore, but who would try and touch one?
"Hey sir." Spoke a woman with a massive set of hips and a large chest while wearing a pink one piece bikini. "Can you help me with something?"
He blushed and tried not to stare. "Um...y-yes ma'am."
She layed on her stomach while undoing the bikini strings. "Can you put some sunblock on me?"
Jackie blushed red since he NEVER had a woman ask him to do that before in his entire life.
"I've never been able to do it before and I could really appreciate it." She said while moving her legs a little.
'What should I do?' He thought while not knowing that Jade tagged along in his shadow and was very miffed.
'Oh she's going to die for this!'
He found himself taking the sunblock and started putting some in his hand. "A-Alright, if you insist."
"Thanks, and don't forget to get my shoulder blades." She said while feeling the cream on her back. "Mmm, you're a natural."
He blushed at the way she said that while Jade was trying hard not to lose it.
"So what's your name?"
"Jackie Chan."
"Nice name. And my names Ashley." She said with a light moan. "Are you a chiropractor by chance?"
"No, but I have had years of martial arts."
"That's nice." She sighed. "If you don't mind, can you move a little lower now?"
"Sure." He said while not knowing the implication in her voice.
"A little more." She said while Jackie moved down her back. "A little more, there right there."
'SHE'S MAKING MY KING TOUCH HER ASS!' thought Jade with her eyes flashing red. 'MINI SHADOWKHAN! EAT HER SHADOW NOW!'
"YeS mY qUeEn." they swam over and moved near her feet before they started eating on the shadow.
Jackie didn't notice until it was too late as the Mini Shadowkhan left the area and the woman not responding or talking at all. "Is this alright?"
No response came from her.
"Huh?" he looked and saw her eyes closed while her breathing was slowed. 'Did she fall asleep?' He then tried to hear her heartbeat but found it was very slow, slower than a normal person's heart should be. "Miss? Are you ok?" He asked before turning a little and saw her shadow was gone. "Bwah!"
Jade smirked from in the shadow as Jackie fell on the sand. 'I'll give that girl her shadow back, after our date.'
"But….that could only happen with…" he frowned and looked around. "Jade? I know you're nearby."
No answer came from anywhere, not even from the shadows.
"Jade?"
Still no answer.
"Jade get out here or no tv for a month."
Still no answer.
"Fine, no ice cream, tv, or movies for a year then."
She popped out of his shadow. "Please don't do that! I might as well starve!"
Jackie made sure no one saw and frowned. "Jade, where is her shadow?"
"Um….it took a swim?" She said with a nervous sweat.
"Jade I'm not joking around."
"Fine." She relented. "I got mad and asked the Mini's to eat her shadow. But she's ok, I'll call them here and fix it."
"Wait you did what?!" He yelled as the Mini Shadowkhan popped up and regurgitate the shadow out.
"YuCk."
"See? Problem solved, no big deal." Jade said as the Mini's disappeared.
"Jade."
"But Jackie, she was seducing you!"
"She just wanted me to put sunblock on her."
She facepalmed. "Jackie, your hands were on her ass. Meaning she was trying to make you do something on the lines of sex ed."
He rolled his eyes. "Jade that's one thing, now if she tried luring me away with a tone like Viper, that'd be different."
"She's upfront." She sighed. "But would she take off her top and hug you on a beach? Because I think that was on her mind when she asked you for 'help'."
"Jade are you going to keep acting like this? Or do we need to go home?"
She grumbled while storming off. "Fine, got get yourself a bitch of a wife. See if I care." 'He will be back, I know Jackie more than he thinks.'
Jackie was about to run after her but he stopped as the woman started to groan.
"What happened?"
"Uh, you got a little dizzy and passed out for a minute or two."
She looked at him before getting up, which caused her top to fall. "Why thank you for the help, maybe you could stay awhile and keep me company?"
His eyes widened before looking away with a blush. "N-N-No thanks are necessary!"
"I insist." She said with a slight purr. "You did help me a great deal so I want to return the favor."
'Oh bad day bad day BAD DAY!'
(With Jade)
She sat on the blanket with her arms crossed. 'I'm just trying to keep him from getting hit on, but nooo, he makes it seem so much worse. I could have just drowned her, at least this way she was gonna be taking a nap.'
As she looked at the beach, she saw lots of couples being warm and fuzzy with each other. And this caused her to get even more annoyed.
'Stupid Jackie, I may be young but I know about a girl's mind.' She grumbled. 'Especially a slut like her.'
Jackie came running over with a bright face while patting his chest.
"Let me guess, I was right and you were wrong?"
"Uh….maybe?"
"Come back! I want a fuck!" Called out the woman while Jackie had to duck behind Jade.
"You want me to help?"
"Yes!"
"After being rude to me before? No."
"Jade I'm sorry, please help me."
"No."
"Come on please!"
She turned her head as the woman ran towards their direction.
"Come on! Let's just fuck Jackie!"
"The only way I'll help is if you promise not to push me away."
"Why?!"
"Because you hurt my feelings." Jade huffed. "So is it a deal or not Jackie Chan?"
"But-"
"JACKIE? LETS FUCK NOW!" Ashley called out with a loud lustful tone.
"Alright Jade!"
Jade smirked before summoning some Bat Shadowkhan and sent them after her.
"SeNd HeR iNtO tHe SeA!"
She stopped and went wide eyed before screaming as she ran away.
Jackie sighed in relief as Jade looked at the sea with a still annoyed body tone. "Jade?"
"I'm still mad at you."
"Look, you understand why-"
"Why you're against it, yeah yeah yeah." she rolled her eyes. "But you've never gotten with a girl before, not even Viper, so I'm just staking my claim. I mean, you could be king of the Shadowkhan, and this would make sure I'm in the care of someone you can trust, yourself."
"While that's a warped idea, I'm still not sure about it."
"Well I've waited a long time, yet you still see me as a annoyance." She grumbled. "And I helped you out more times then I could count yet it's always 'Jade stay here' or 'Jade don't touch the talismans' I'm just sick of you thinking I'm nothing but a little girl that can't do anything but get in the way."
He frowned and held her close. "Jade, that's not true. When I say that stuff it's cause I'm worried and don't want you to get hurt. You're still young and have your whole life ahead of you, and the last thing I want is you losing the chance to live it completely."
"Wait huh? You mean it?"
"Of course, did you think I did that to be annoying?"
"A little." She said with a blush. "I mean you can be annoying when you don't listen to me."
He sighed and pulled her into a hug. "I'm sorry, I don't mean to be."
She smiled a little. "That's ok, but you still owe me for all the times I saved your ass." she scooted closer with her hand near his stomach. "And I can already think of something~"
"Jade? What are you saying?" 'Oh god...please no.'
"You and I get anointed as king and queen, if you know what I mean~"
He sighed. "You won't let up, will you?"
"Nope." She said with a toothy grin. "Plus you love me."
Jackie sighed again before her hand moved down his trunks. "W-Wait Jade!"
"What?"
"We're still in public." he whispered with a blush.
"So? We can do it if we are discreet about it." She winked while some shadows formed into several umbrellas which were angled around them.
"How did you-"
"Practice after school. But I used doors and trees instead of umbrellas." she grinned while moving her hands down and grabbed his dick making him jump. "Wow, this is like a nice big sausage."
"Jade!"
She then started to move her hand a little with a rather tight squeeze. She used her other hand to pull his trunks down as it sprang out and slowly got hard. "Wow, if Viper knew you were packing this you might have made her my aunt already."
He blushed at that before seeing her rubbing the tip with her other hand, and with her thumb too. He closed his eyes while slowly feeling it get harder and berated himself for getting hard over his niece!
"Wow, now I'm hungry for a bite of that churro." She chuckled while licking her lips with lustful hunger. She leaned in and licked the side while Jackie groaned. "Shhh, someone might hear." she teased.
'Damn it!' He thought while trying to keep from losing it. Which was hard given his hormones were going haywire at the moment. 'If someone does see this we'll get in so much trouble!'
Jade smirked before making a shadow hand to rub the balls as she continued to rub the tip and base harder and harder. 'This is so big, even bigger than a extra large hot dog.' she sucked on the side while Jackie groaned and she made sure one more umbrella covered the opening around them before dragging her tongue up the underside.
"Ah! Jade!"
She licked even more while slowly dragging her tongue over the skin. She pulled her shadow hand away before she began to lick the tip and start sliding her mouth over it.
Jackie groaned even more while unable to move in fear of running out into the beach with no pants on, this was a bad thing given it wasn't a nudist beach. 'Now she's giving me a blowjob!'
'This is really thick.' Jade thought while moving up and down. 'It must be bigger than a wooden pole!' she kept rubbing the balls while feeling her own loins getting wet through the swimsuit. 'Oh this feel so right!'
He had to bite his lip a little to keep a loud moan from coming out of his mouth. 'Her mouth is so snug and tight!'
As Jade continued to lick she felt the cock twitching wildly. 'I think he's ready to blow!'
"Ah!" Jackie cried out as he shot his thick sperm into Jade's mouth, who was swallowing it all down with a loud moan.
'Oh damn is this stuff thick and hot!' She thought while her loins looked so drenched that you might mistake it for her coming out of the ocean. 'Perfect for our kids.'
'I….just came….' he panted while seeing Jade slide her mouth off and eagerly lapped up any of his sperm. "Are….we done?"
"Nope." She said while licking her lips. "You have to venture into my cave first." she then started to take her swimsuit off as she showed him a pink bikini with holes exposing her holes. "And I came prepared."
"Jade! Where did you get something like that?"
"Do you really want to know?"
"I….on second thought, I'll worry about it later."
Jade smirked before moving her ass on his cock. "I thought so." 'I hope being a Shadowkhan queen means I can't get hurt there….right?' she rubbed her backside against his dick while slowly moving over it and rubbed the tip against her pussy.
"Gah! J-Jade don't cross the line!"
"Too late, I already made it to the other side of the line my king." She smirked before moving her hips down on the sausage. She moaned while he groaned as the tip slowly opened her folds up. "Mmm, so big~"
'Oh this is REALLY a bad day!' He thought while his cock got hard again. The snug fit inside her was mind blowing and he felt something tear while Jade let out a whimper.
'AHH! The pain!' She thought while gripping the blanket. 'The pain!'
"Jade!"
"I...I'm ok." She said with a fixed smile. "P-Perfectly fine."
"No you're not, this has gone way too far." He said while noticing her shadow was pinning him down.
"N-No it's not. I'll be fine in a few minutes." she winced. "Just don't take it out."
Jackie sighed while waiting for a few minutes, all the while picturing her parents giving him an earful. Even if he was an expert at martial arts, he's still human and will get hurt by certain elements.
In this instance, very pissed off parents.
'I should have just grounded her.' He thought with dread while not noticing that Jade was thrusting her hips on the cock.
"Oh! Oh yeah!" She moaned while letting the shadows grab his balls and squeeze them hard. "This is so good!"
"Gah! Jade!" Jackie cried out while feeling the folds tightening around his cock.
"Jackie!" she moaned with her body shivering. "It's like your dick is stretching my whole body out!"
'Don't cum! Don't cum!' He kept thinking while trying to keep from moaning loudly. But he was failing with the moaning part.
"How's your niece's pussy feel uncle Jackie? Amazing! Mind blowing?"
"S-Something like that!" He groaned while feeling the cock getting harder then normal.
"I wonder what people would say if they saw what was going on. Scream? Panic? Or call the cops?" she remarked idly with a giggle. "Want me to take a few of the shadows down and find out?"
"No no no no no!"
"Are you sure? Maybe you can get hard from a female Shadowkhan?" 'Wait are there even female Shadowkhan?'
"No Jade!"
"Then go ahead and feel my chest while I move."
"But Jade-"
"Either do it or I'll just open the umbrellas a tad." She said while gesturing to the umbrellas with a sadistic grin.
He sighed before reaching down and started rubbing against the flat breasts.
"Mmm, take a good feel. When I get older you're going to get yourself a very sexy set of breasts to go with your queen."
Jackie gulped hearing that as he felt his cock twitching wildly. "Jade you have to get off!"
"Sorry but I'm not letting go!" She cried out before feeling the cum inside her body. "AHHHH!"
He groaned while pulling her off while the rest of his cum spurted out over her back and ass.
"Aw…." she groaned while feeling very warm. "I was getting into it."
"Jade I'm not taking the chance of you getting pregnant."
"..." she groaned while moving into Jackie's shadow. "But what if I didn't want one? I was only getting ready for the climax, not the kid."
"Then I can help with that using my hand."
Jade blinked before getting out of the shadow and shook her ass at him. "Then go ahead my king~"
Jackie blushed before reaching out and started rubbing two fingers against her pussy with some of his sperm dripping out. 'I hope this can wash out easy.'
'Mmmm, this is the life~' Jade groaned with a smile.
"ThIs Is GoOd!" Spoke several eyes from within the umbrellas. "BeTtEr ThEn ScRoLlS aNy DaY!"
"BWAH!" Jackie cried out in surprise.
"CrAp! ThE kInG sPoTtEd Us!"
"RuN fOr It!" A Ninja Khan cried out while fleeing with several Squid Khan and a Mini Khan.
"Jade! W-We've been spotted!"
"Relax, it was just the Shadowkhan." Jade chuckled. "And who would they tell? Only the king and queen can understand them."
"Wait….I could understand them!"
"Well you did come in my body." She mused. "I guess I transferred the language into you. Oh something else, I don't understand it myself."
"Oh great." he facepalmed.
"But on the bright side, you can tell them a joke and you can hear if they like it or not."
'What did I get myself into?' He thought while Jade thought about adding a mistress into the mix.
'I wonder if Viper can join? A threesome might be fun.'
