Crazy trouble with love part 6

Gynaíka and Mechanicles

Series: Aladdin

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-Somewhere in the Arabian Desert-

In a small desert rock formation we hear the sounds of gears moving with perfect unison.

That was until…

PLOCK!

BANG!

It went terribly wrong as smoke appeared. Coughing was heard as inside it showed a lab of numerous machines that seemed insect like as one man tried waving the smoke away.

"Scooter!" Yelled the man as a mechanical beetle flew towards him and looked at him. "Get me that brand new vacu-tron I set on the table, I can't see with this smoke everywhere!"

It nodded before grabbing, not the right object, but a wench.

The man grabbed it before pushing it back. "Not the wench! The vacu-tron!"

The beetle whirred and flew over to a capsule made of wood with a long hose attached with gears on the side and dragged it over with it's legs.

The man pulled a lever before it came to life and started to 'eat' the smoke up like it was soup.

The beetle looked around as the smoke vanished and revealed the man.

"Ah! Much better." smiled Mechanicles who inhaled and sighed. "Sweet fresh air, my newest and best invention is a success! With this I won't have to worry about any airborne dirt or grime, and best of all? It's guaranteed to keep it all within its cylindrical container!"

The beetle moved to put the machine away, but it dropped it and caused some oil to drop on the marble floor.

The man gasped and jumped up. "Scooter! You've spilled oil all over my clean floor!" He then tried cleaning the spill and started cursing in his native tongue.

The beetle moved back before getting kicked in the horn.

CRACK!

"Yeow!" he cried holding his foot and hopping on the other as Scooter was unharmed. "Oooh, get me a clean rag up and get to work on this, while I rest my foot in some cool water."

It nodded before flying off as Mechanicles hopped off into another part of the lab.

"That stupid beetle, I should try and build a better upgraded one." he muttered before sitting in his throne while setting his sandalled feet in a bucket of cold water making him sigh with relief. "Ahhh, that's the stuff."

As he laid on his throne, he noticed that it was kind of empty. He thought about his days in Athens and how he was the nerd of his class, which affected his social status greatly. In turn he was picked on regularly and made fun of, making him try to seek to prove his worth with new inventions.

"If those fools saw me now they'd cower and beg for forgiveness." he muttered with a huff while recalling how he was such a nerd he couldn't even get a date to some of the big parties that went on around the time, even the less beautiful girls wouldn't give him the time of day. Especially his crush, Hecuba, who as he heard, got married to Priam, the school jock and now king of Troy.

He shook his head and sat up. "Focus! I shouldn't be worried about something so minimal, I need to try and get to work on expanding my vacu-tron fifty times it's size! With it's power I'll suck up every bit of dirty in the world until it's all clean and tidy." He laughed at that idea before getting to work on the plans for the machine.

(Timeskip)

More explosions occurred as a very soot covered Mechanicles blinked slightly. "SCOOTER!"

The beetle flew towards him with some cloths.

He took them to wipe the soot off him. "Sadly, it would seem that accursed Aladdin foiled my plan, AGAIN!"

The beetle got hit on the head.

CLANG!

"YEOW! That accursed Aladdin and his genie! Back in my country, only the nymphs were this annoying. So were demigods."

Scooter cocked it's metal head at that.

"Nevertheless! I, Mechanicles the greatest of the Greek geniuses, shall over come that dirty rat!" he declared before slumping down. "But first, a little rest, my back needs it."

Scooter flew away as Mechanicles cracked his back.

"Gah! That smarts!" he winced before leaning against it carefully. "Oh, what I wouldn't give for a real helper. Someone to help watch over the place, someone who gets my cleanliness, someone who understands me, almost like a wife." he muttered to himself before a small glass bulb over his head lit up. "That's it! I'll get a wife….wait, I can't just get one that's...unclean. That would be unintelligent and would cause my plans to have a multitude of holes."

That's when he stood up, hit his head on the bulb and rubbed his head, before it lit up brighter and he had an epiphany.

"Why get one when I can make one! My idiotic crafts teacher might have made adequate machines, but HAS he ever made a woman out of metal? I think NOT!" he declared with a laugh before running over to his lab while grabbing gears and cogs while Scooter flew over. "By the time I'm finished, I'll finally have a true equal!"

As this was happening, the mad genius didn't know he was being watched from far across the sea and on a certain fabled mountain stronghold of the divine.

Aphrodite looked at the mirror and had to shake her head. "A machine can't take the place of a real woman." she moved the mirror onto a cloud. "Especially one made by a stubborn man, but I do know however that that machine will just break down after awhile."

She stood up and made sure her toga was smoothed out. "I'll give him a bit of time before giving him a visit." 'Hopefully his tendencies don't get the better of him.'

(Timeskip)

BOOM!

Gears went flying as they embedded themselves into the marble floor and the sandstone walls.

Mechanicles was covered in soot, again, as he held a wrench in his left hand. He put it down and pulled out a list. "Note to self, try and add less oil in head of mechanical wife number 14." He then turned around. "SCOOTER!"

The insect flew into the lab before almost hitting the man.

"Go get me some more gears, I can already tell I'm going to need plenty more throughout the night."

It nodded before flying off and grabbed some springs.

"Not springs! Gears!"

It flew off again while the genius rubbed his head.

"Oooh, at this rate I'll never get it right. I'd need some kind of magic, but I'm not going to try and take that lamp! Zeus knows I don't need Aladdin and his friends getting in the-WAIT! That's it! Magic!" he grinned before running over to a gallery of small figures made of metal. "GOD magic that is."

Each one of the gods were there, even Hades. And the genius has one problem.

Who is he going to pray to first?

"Hmm, if I go for Hades I'll have to give up my soul, but if I go with Demeter, she might become a wife who can grow vegetables, teeming with bugs." he grimaced. "Then again, perhaps Hephaestus? He's the god of the forge, so logically he can make a wife who is well equipped for battle."

That was when a song was heard.

Aphrodite, Aphrodite, Aphrodite! The goddess of love!

"I really need to get a new tune." Spoke said goddess with annoyance. She saw him look up with wide eyes and waved. "Hi there Mechanicles, sorry for the drop in."

He bowed. "Oh Aphrodite! What a pleasure it is to be graced by your presence."

She rolled her eyes. "Alright, so I've heard you're looking for a god or goddess to give you a boon? Is that right?"

He stood up and nodded. "Oh yes yes yes! You see, I've been trying to use my genius mind to construct my own wife. A female who understands me and is one hundred percent free of filth."

Uh huh, well I can tell you it's not going to end well if you don't have the right personality." She showed him a image of a certain demigod running away from a woman with clay like arms. "Take it from Herc, son of Zeus, he tried getting a date and this happened."

"Wait what? Zeus has a son?" 'How long was I away from Athens?!'

"Yes, and I believe he's the hero of Greece and the one that kicked the Titans into space." she made the image disappear. "Trust me, considering we all got our butts whooped, it's hard to forget."

Mechanicles shook his head. "But what about my wife, well wife number 14."

"Let me guess, the other 13 were a big bang at the party."

"Well I wouldn't say bang, more like kerplode, or kablam." he spoke up bashfully.

Aphrodite crossed her arms. "So where is this wife? I want to see the product before I work my magic."

"Uh, come again?"

"You heard me, I've been seeing and heard what you want, so I came by and offer my help. I mean really, who else are you gonna expect to do this, Athena?"

"Um…."

She frowned. 'Figures, just like them to not live to our expectations.'

"Well since you're here, it would be very much appreciated."

She sighed. "Just this once, BUT." she glowed a bright yellow. "If you break this one or lose it, I'm going to make sure you're the ugliest human on earth! Even Hades would want to rip you apart!"

"EEP!" he jumped and held onto a ceiling light he installed with a gulp. "Y-Yes ma'am."

Aphrodite stopped glowing and looked up. "Then let's begin. First I need to see the body, even if it's a head."

He slowly dropped onto the ground. "Um...well you see, I sent Scooter to get more parts since it's not quite...done."

She rolled her eyes. "Look, if you can just get whatever you can scrounge up together and make it at least seem human, I can fix out the details myself."

He nodded. 'This isn't what I planned for!'

(Later)

"Here it is, wife number...14 and a half." He said nervously while showing the goddess a copper and bronze skeleton with ruby eyes.

"..." 'What a disaster. Even Herc wasn't THIS bad!'

He gulped while she rubbed her chin and looked it over. "So...will it suffice?"

"Then answer me this, does a fallen tree make a sound?"

"I don't follow."

"It means it's bad, like really bad." she replied. "I mean...wow, Herc's clay statue was five star material compared to this."

"But I didn't have time to make any hair."

"It's not the hair I'm worried about. Look, you can't just make a human woman with just copper, you need a basic understanding of their anatomy. Something you clearly forgot at school." she sighed. "I mean, I'm use to turning clay into women, but I've never tried metal and stuff like this."

Mechanicles gulped. "Have all the time in the world oh goddess of love."

Aphrodite looked over the machine while making her hands glow. 'Hopefully this doesn't waste too much of my powers.' she fired a stream of magic that hit the skeleton and covered it up.

The skeleton slowly started to form organs and skin as the rubies became eyes and short yellow hair sprouted from the head.

"Mmm, any preferences in the hips and chest?" 'Hopefully not too large, last thing I need is someone knowing I made a woman with a butt the size of a wagon.'

"Oh! Well, maybe a well, I have a drawing of a woman I HATE, but find rather unique for a savage." He said before taking out a scroll with a certain princess image.

"Mmm...that I can do." She said before added the measurements, but made the chest a D cup and made the hips a little larger. 'This might work, but please don't give me any requests-'

"Personally, I think the rear could be a bit bigger, for distracting Aladdin."

She mentally facepalmed as she made the butt larger.

"A little more."

And did it again.

"Almost."

She eye twitched while adding a little more.

"Just a little more."

'This mortal is getting on my nerves!' She frowned while adding more. 'This gals really going to be having a LOT of cushioning. I mean...she's about the size of a pillow!'

"PERFECT!"

Aphrodite rolled her eyes before making a toga appear on the woman as it's skin turned a tan color. "Ok, now any thoughts for eye color?"

"Maybe some green?"

She made the woman's eyes turn green. "Ok, now give me a personality, and don't give me any half baked ideas. We don't need another case of rabid lover."

"Hmmm, I know! Make her be my faithful assistant and lover, and make certain she can't stand messes as much as me. And maybe make her very intelligent, of course not as smart as me, but still more smart than the average person."

She nodded as the woman glowed a little. "Now we just need a name. Mmm...oh! Gynaíka to metállon, or Gynaíka."

"Woman of metal?"

"Well it's either that or Mechanimon, and that doesn't roll off the tongue well." she replied before the magic died down and Mechanicles stared at the woman who began to slowly open her eyes.

"..." she looked around before seeing the man. "Hello."

"It worked!"

'Of course it did mortal.' Aphrodite thought. "Well I must be going, lovers to find and that jazz. Just remember, break her and I'll curse you ten fold."

"Oh thank you oh magnificent and beautiful Aphrodite!" he bowed.

"Uh huh, just don't botch this up." She said before vanishing in a puff of pink smoke.

Gynaíka looked around while trying to stand. "So what mess should I clean up? Ugh, I hate dust."

He smiled and rubbed his hands. "Well the downstairs room could use a little bit of a sweep."

She nodded before walking away, her butt moving with each step. "Alright hubby."

He gawked with a smile and started writing on his list. 'Note to self, ensure to make large offer to Aphrodite as thanks.'

(A day later)

Mechanicles was working on his next machine as Gynaíka over saw the dusting of his collection of rare scrolls.

She hummed a tune while carefully moving the cloth around the scrolls. "A clean scroll is a happy scroll." She said with a smile before cleaning the wood. "Hubby, do you need help with that?"

"Oh I'm fine dear." He said before getting oil on his sandal. He growled and looked at the nearby beetle. "SCOOTER! Are you leaking oil again?"

It shook its head no, while leaking oil from its body.

"Scooter." He frowned.

It moved away slowly. Only to get grabbed by Gynaíka, who squeezed on its shell.

"Apologize!" she ordered while looking it in the face. "Now."

It blinked before making clicking sounds.

She let go while leaving a large mark on it, which caused the wings to fall off. "Oh now look what you did! Messy messy messy!" Her eyes glowed green before grabbing a broom and swept the wings out of the lab. "Messy messy messy!"

It made a clicking sound before crawling away while Mechanicles watched with a smile.

"Oh she's perfect." He grinned before looking at Scooter. "What are you standing around for? Go guard the lab!"

It clicked a little while looking at its now broken shell.

"Right, fix the wings." he pulled out the list and jotted that down.

(Later)

Gynaíka walked into the lab before hugging her 'hubby', who was finishing some adjustments to his new weapon of destruction. "Hubby!"

"Ah, hello dear." he smiled. "How are you today?"

"Fine, just trying to think of a way to keep hair from falling out." She said with a smile. "That and thinking of ways to make you happy."

"Well there is a spot near the ceiling that I can't reach, could you be a dear and get it for me?"

She let go and walked to the nearest ladder before moving it to the location of the spot and walked up it. All the while not noticing Mechanicles' prosthetic eye extending and staring at her butt that shook while she rubbed the spot.

'By the gods, that butt is so big.' He thought while Gynaíka cleaned the spot up, but it didn't even go away.

"Oh gods! This spot won't come off!" She rubbed harder. This made her ass jiggle more as the genius dropped his jaw with a smile while she huffed. "Hubby, do you have anything strong for this?"

"Oh! No, just keep going, it will come off eventually."

She huffed before rubbing again as her ass jiggled even faster.

'Thank you gods and goddesses above!' He thought while Gynaíka continued to move her ass.

'Damn this spot!'

(Later)

"Hubby." She asked while looking cute. "Can I fire the Fire-tron first? Please?"

He blinked while holding a canister with a hose of copper on one end. "Dear, it's not yet tested."

"Well I mean can I fire it first after it's done?"

"But I don't want you to get hurt."

"I'm a strong girl hubby, plus I'm very smart." She said with cute eyes. "Please?"

"Mmmm, well….oh alright."

She smiled before giving him a kiss on the cheek. "Love you hubby!"

That was when Scooter flew by with a dent mark on its horn.

"Yes yes I know Scooter, I'll get that dent out in no time."

It nodded while Gynaíka walked towards the workbench and saw the plans for a moving fortress.

"Mmm….it needs a few electric wires, a more fireproof outer shell, and maybe a smaller escape machine?" She looked at it again. "And magic proof bronze parts."

"Well trying to find magic proof anything around these parts is a dime a dozen."

She blinked. "So why not steal one from a temple?"

"That's a bad idea, I may be a genius but doing such a thing might upset the gods."

"Oh….maybe capture a magical being and syphon its power?"

"The only being nearby for that is...the Genie!"

"Genie? The one that foiled your plans all the time?" She frowned. "Please hubby, lets not do that. I don't want to see you covered in blood and dirt."

He sighed. "But if we don't try then this next great invention will never see the light of day."

"Maybe there's another genie? There can't just be one in the world right?"

A bulb went off in his head. "Wait a second...you might be onto something."

She smiled.

"If there's a genie, then there has to be another one. You can't just have a species without a mate."

"Like us hubby?"

"Exactly!"

Gynaíka grinned. "Then let's go find one hubby! We can make it a honeymoon!"

"An excellent idea my dear, SCOOTER!"

It flew up to him.

"Watch the place, me and Gynaíka will be going on a little expedition hunt."

It nodded as Gynaíka gave Mechanicles a hug.

"Oh hubby! This is going to be so fun! Especially if we cross that line~" she said with a hint of lust in her voice.

He blushed while feeling his throat get dry hearing that. 'S-S-She means….WAHOO!'

'And no one's going to take my hubby~' Gynaíka Thought while her eyes briefly turned red.