Crazy trouble with love part 6

Miltia, Melanie, and Qrow

Series: RWBY

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"Hic! So good." Spoke a man while drinking a large bottle of beer. He was walking down the street and enjoying the fact it was empty of people so he could just relax. The only problem was that he didn't know where he was going or why he was here in the first place. But he did know he was getting low on alcohol.

He shook his bottle and sighed. "Damn it, looks like I gotta get a refill." He hiccuped again before seeing a fine bar with a large hole that looking like it was still being fixed. "By hic dust I'm lucky!"

"Damn it, I'm getting tired of this." muttered a man trying to fill the hole up.

"I know, can't believe a fight did this much damage." muttered another man.

The man hiccuped before walking into the club. Inside the bar, well…..it was unusually quiet with very few patrons drinking near the bar. He made his way towards the center before getting on a seat and knocked on the table. "Yo barkeep."

The man frowned. "What?"

"Get me a Dust Devil Martini, hold the lemon." He hiccuped.

"Coming right up."

The man looked around the bar while noticing the music was more….laid back and seductive than usual. 'Must be an all girls club.'

The man, named Junior, sighed while getting the drink set up since the guy he had was sick and couldn't come in, meaning he had to get the drinks for any drunkard. 'I put an ad out for a brand new addition to this place, and it's almost a ghost town.'

"Say what happened, hic, to everyone? It's like a Ursa's ass."

"Yeah well you tell me. I got this place ready for something to bring in more customers, but it's like none of them wanna get laid tonight."

"For what? Making girls horny?" He laughed.

"No." He bluntly said. "This place use to be set up for dancing and drinks, but I paid an arm and a leg to get it set up like one of those fancy clubs you'd find in Atlas. I'm talking about hiring hot pieces of ass with extra rooms in the back for one of those guys who just doesn't have time to go home and suck up to his wife for a blowjob. At least here I make sure the girls are clean and ain't pushovers. And I especially made sure the clothes were eye catching too, but apparently it's too late for idiots who want some action."

"OH! So this place is a whore house now, hic!"

"Hey, at least these 'whores' are some of the best untapped ass you'll find around here." he replied before getting an idea. "In fact, what say you be the first fella to have a little test run to see for yourself?"

"Mmmm, give me a lifetime pass for this place and I'm in!" He grinned. 'Score!'

"I'll give you a discount on how much they're worth instead." he reached under the counter and pulled out a binder. "Here is some stuff on the girls we got, take a look and see what you like."

He opened the binder while looking through the pictures. "Nope, looks ugly, no, no, no, looks like my sister, mmm, I don't see anyone worth my time hic."

'Damn it, if I can't get at least one guy to try this out who knows how long this idea could last.' He thought before seeing his bodyguards walking towards them and got an idea. "Oh Melanie, Miltia, come here a second."

The twins turned and walked over with neutral expressions. "What is it?"

"I want you to show this man a good, peaceful time in the back room." He spoke. "And make sure he's comfortable.

"Yes sir."

"Yes sir."

"These two lovely ladies are gonna show you a lovely time." he smiled to Qrow who hiccuped. "Don't be afraid to voice any complaints or problems you have." 'If you don't pass out that is.'

He grinned while looking at the ceiling. "Then let's go you sexy girl."

'Gross.' Both thought with annoyance.

(In the back room)

Qrow smirked while looking at the room. 'This definitely looks better than Taiyang's guest bed.'

"Junior made it clear what we do, right?"

"No, just show him a lovely time."

"If he thinks we're gonna be like one of those hookers he hired then I'm gonna quit right now."

"Agreed, but let's see if he can keep up with us."

Qrow turned his head before noticing that they were around Ruby to Yang's age. "Hey, aren't you two a little young for something like this?"

"No."

"We're only fifteen." Melanie frowned.

Cue him looking surprised. "Wait, come again?"

"We are fifteen." Miltia said rolling her eyes.

"But how, I thought you were thirty!"

Both deadpanned at that.

"I mean, you're not even legal for something like this. Or are you? I didn't check before tonight." he spoke while wobbling and sat on the bed.

"It's not." Melanie frowned while Miltia crossed her arms around her C cup chest. 'At least he's not as drunk as some guys.'

"Let's just do a dance for him and some light touching." whispered Miltia. "Junior wants him relaxed? That's as far as we go unless he's gonna up our pay."

Melanie nodded before doing a Vacuo dance, which involved belly dancing and moving her arms on her head.

Miltia walked over and leaned against Qrow while grabbing his arm. "Why don't you just relax and not worry about any details? We'll make you feel like you're in paradise."

He blushed while feeling his body cooling down from the alcohol in his blood. 'I can't believe I'm doing this, they're like Ruby's age!'

'He's definitely a hunter, he doesn't have his weapon on him, but the muscles and look in his eyes says it all.' Miltia thought while Melanie moved her arms onto her hips and intentionally jerked them hard in her dance.

'If we're lucky he'll pass out and we can just go on break.' Melanie thought while Qrow looked at Miltia.

"So...you enjoy making people excited?" He asked nervously and with a hiccup.

"You could say it's better to follow our job then make a huge fuss about it."

"Well that's good, but you remind me of my niece Yang." He said. "And your friend there reminds me of Ruby."

The first one made both sisters narrow their eyes while Melanie slowly danced over to Qrow while swaying her belly to where he could see as Miltia slowly rubbed across his chest.

"Um…"

"Relax, this is all part of the fun." Miltia said seductively.

"Well...alright." 'Just don't think about the details, I'm already too drunk to walk out without my weapon, so might as well see how the night turns out.'

Melanie danced even closer while moving her hips faster and with more 'oomph' to her hips.

'Dust that's hot!' he thought while his hand moved down and rubbed across Miltia's back.

She held in a moan while moving her hand against his cheek. 'He's really drunk, I just hope he doesn't puke on my dress.'

Melanie moved closer while leaning down to show a glimpse down her top while inwardly groaning and praying he'd pass out so he didn't get too grabby with them.

But the twin deities weren't listening to her wish.

'He he he, this is really starting to get interesting.' he thought while before his other hand moved over and wrapped around Melanie's waist before pulling her on his other leg with both girls on his lap. 'I feel like one of those pimps.'

She frowned, but kept up the act as Miltia started to move her hands over his chest.

"What a strong man, working out aren't we?"

"You could say my job keeps me going." he replied with a smirk before there was a knock at the door. "What now?"

Melanie sighed. "Must be Junior." she stood up and walked over before peaking out to see said man. "What is it?"

"Have you and your sister gotten him to drop his pants yet?"

"No." She said with a neutral face. "I was busy giving him a Vacuo dance."

"Good, I need you to show him the prices for 'services' you two might give him." he handed her a paper.

"Yeah, can't we just get him drunk and take his cash when he passes out? We're not some loose floozies like those other girls, so unless we get a bonus or raise, dancing and some rubbing is all I'm going with."

He grumbled before getting an idea. "How about this, you screw him up and I'll give you three payed vacations, all expenses paid and on any date you may use it on, even on normal workdays."

"Double our pay at the same time or no deal."

He growled. "Fine, I'll double your pay. Just get him to bed and break it too."

"Fine." she shut the door and sighed before walking over to him. "Before we get too far, you might wanna see the prices for our 'services'."

"Sure." He said before seeing the bill, which was over 5,000 lien. "Holy shit."

"And that's just for the dance." Miltia spoke up. "For the full experience, just multiply by two."

"Damn, you two must be the top girls here."

They frowned as Qrow took out his wallet and tried taking out a few lien, but a moth flew out.

"Um…...IOU?"

"Not happening." spoke Miltia standing off his lap.

He frowned and looked in deeper before spotting a green card and recalled how he accidentally borrowed Ozpin's credit card at the last meeting without realizing it. "Do you accept credit?"

Melanie took out a card swiper from under the bed and placed it on it. "Here."

He moved the card to it, swiped it, and saw it blink accepted while smiling. 'Sorry Ozpin, but at this point, I'd consider this an emergency.'

Both twins blinked while noticing the money left over, which was way over their normal pay, and started having hearts in their eyes. 'This guy is a walking jackpot.'

"So." He said with a smirk. "Let's get started girls."

With that the two started taking their boots off and tossed them aside before Miltia moved back on his side and rubbed his chest with Melanie spreading his legs and started rubbing his groin.

"Don't worry." Melanie smirked. "We'll be extra careful."

"And loving."

He grinned while turning to Miltia and held her cheek before leaning in and pressed their lips together.

Melanie started rubbing the groin while licking her lips. 'This feels like a big one.'

'I'll enjoy making him dependent on me.' Miltia smirked. She kissed back while wrapping her arms around his neck as her sister started to slowly unzip the pants.

She grabbed the cock and started rubbing the staff.

Qrow smirked. He used one hand to rub Miltia's ass under the skirt while sliding his tongue into her mouth and using her surprise to lick around her own.

She moaned at this while Melanie moved her finger over the tip and twisted.

'He's good. Must have had some good experience in his hunter life.' she thought since this was the biggest dick she had seen in her life.

Qrow moved his tongue faster in Miltia's mouth as he moved his hand down the soft ass and under her silk panties.

She jumped feeling the fingers near her groin and started to feel warm while Melanie gave a squeeze to his balls while rubbing the tip with her palm.

"You're one big boy." She smirked while moving a little harder. "I bet you can slay a Griffin with this sword."

'Cheesy, but damn is this hot.' he thought while kissing Miltia harder and rubbing her tongue all over and feeling his fingers brush right against her spot.

"Mmm." She moaned while moving her arms over his shoulders and kept on with the passionate kiss.

Melanie however was busy licking the base as the cock got bigger. She then got an idea and trailed her nails over the staff. This made him jump and smirked. "Relax, I won't bite, much."

'That's sounds hot.' He thought before Miltia's spot started to drip.

'Damn him and his sensational fingers!' She moaned before breaking the kiss and panted. "You're good."

"Well being a skilled hunter does have it's perks, and your sister has definitely got some."

"Thanks, I practice on Miltia in her sleep." said girl smiled while licking the tip.

"Wait what!?" she cried out with wide eyes. "You've been doing that to me while I sleep?"

"Yes, and you looked adorable having my hands on your pussy." She said before looking at Qrow. "She's a heavy sleeper."

"Melanie!" She blushed as Qrow moved his hands over her ass cheeks. She moaned feeling him squeeze them while feeling her panties getting more wet. "Y-You're gonna get it later!"

"If you can stay awake that is." Qrow smirked while moving his hands over the ass. 'This is great service!'

Melanie moved her D cup chest over the cock before putting it between her cleavage. "This baby is almost big enough to fit perfectly in my melons."

"Oh fuck yeah." he grinned. "Careful, if you rub it while licking me you're gonna get the creamy center faster than you can blink."

She smirked while moving her breasts up and down as Miltia started to pant with lust.

"Mister, stop teasing my ass."

"Hmm, I don't know, I kinda like teasing you."

She moaned. "Please mister."

"Mmmm, nope."

"Please master!" She moaned while feeling her juices making her panties drenched. "D-Don't tease me."

"I'd stop before she makes a mess." smirked Melanie who started licking around the tip. "She might start acting like a dog."

He sighed before moving his hands off her ass. Only to get his face suffocated with her breasts.

"Y-You're under my power now." She panted. "Just have a feel of these and see what you think of them."

He tried to breath as he felt the soft breasts rubbing against his beard scruff. "Ah! I see you point, just move back a little."

"You better, after all, the customer is always right."

Miltia sighed before moving back and cupped her breasts. "Then suck your servant's nipples."

And cue him sucking on her left nipple like a hungry animal.

"Ahhh!" She cried out with a moan. 'Oh fuck! He's really getting into this now!'

Qrow sucked on the breasts harder as Melanie continued to lick his tip like a snake. 'Not as big as Yang's, but damn do they taste good.'

Melanie internally enjoyed this as she felt the cock getting harder in between her tits. 'This guy maybe drunk but hell, he's a beast!'

Miltia moaned while feeling very drenched. She felt his fingers move in her panties and start rubbing her pussy and caused her to moan her head off. "Oh god, please~"

Qrow smirked before sucking on the other nipple as he felt his cock getting ready to cum. 'Hope her sister doesn't mind a little facial.'

Melanie felt the cum pouring all over her face as some of her makeup became ruined. 'Fuck! Now I'll have to fix this after a shower.'

"Huh?" Qrow said while seeing the makeup vanish and saw her natural beauty. "Woah, your hot without the makeup."

She blushed hearing that while trying to rub some of the sperm off her face. "Thanks, but this is still gonna be a pain reapplying later."

"Well, you're sexy either way." He smirked. "Especially with your sister, she's equally as sexy as you."

Miltia blushed hearing that. "Why thank you."

"Anytime." He said before getting an idea. "Say girls, which one of you wants to have a taste of my dick?"

"Me!" Both yelled at the same time. They looked at the other with frowns while he chuckled.

'Adorable.' He thought before rubbing Miltia's ass while pushing a finger in her sopping wet snatch.

"Ah! Oh yeah~" she cried out while moaning loudly.

"I think she does, she sure seems like she's aching for it." Melanie said while moving her breasts off the cock and started to rub her ass over the rod. "Then again, maybe she can wait after I've had a turn."

Qrow smirked while his cock poked her pussy. "Go right ahead, if your pussy can handle my girth."

"H-Hey! I'm the one dripping wet here, all you did was suck it."

"You snooze you lose." Melanie smirked.

"No it's not!" Miltia growled.

"Yes," her sister slid over the dick and gritted her teeth with a groan. "It is."

She frowned before pushing Qrow back and sat on his face. "Mister, taste my drenched pussy!" 'I won't lose to her!'

"Now that's something I can drink to." he smirked seeing the pink folds before leaning up and gave it a quick flick.

She moaned while Melanie started bobbing her ass up and down the cock, which made her grit her teeth slightly.

'It's fucking ripping my folds!' she thought while gripping her hands. 'If I didn't lose my hymen to that dildo this would hurt much worse!'

The hunter moved his tongue against the folds as he teased some juices that came out. 'This is the best! I just hope my Semblance doesn't activate right now.'

"Oh yes! Lick me all over!" Miltia moaned while grabbing her own breasts and started kneading them. "Oh~"

'How adorable.' Melanie thought while feeling the cock moving deeper into her pussy. She moaned while giving her own breasts a squeeze. "Fuck, your dick is huge!"

"Damn right it is!" He said with pride before thrusting his cock. He heard her gasp and felt her warm insides get tighter. "I bet your last boyfriend wasn't half my size, was he?"

"We don't have boyfriends ah!" She moaned.

"We don't have the time to find one." Miltia panted before sucking on her left nipple.

"Then I guess I'll have to go wild." he grinned before spreading Miltia's folds and started wriggling his tongue up inside.

"Mmmm!" She moaned while sucking harder on the nipple and pulled on the other. 'I'm about to cum again!'

"Oh Dust! This is so hot!" moaned Melanie who slid up and down the dick faster. "Mister, you're making my pussy into a furnace!"

"Then I'll make you hotter than the sun!" He smirked while thrusting harder into the now drenched folds.

"I-If you cum inside, you better be prepared if I get knocked up!" she moaned feeling her pussy tightening.

"Don't worry, I'll pay for the expenses." He said in a drunken/lustful state as he nipped on Miltia's clit.

"Ah~" she moaned as Qrow's cock came into Melanie's pussy.

"Oh fuck yes!" She cried out while feeling her body getting warmer. "Pour more into me mister!"

Qrow panted while somehow still feeling energized. He felt her pussy get flooded while feeling Miltia's juices gush over his face as said girl moaned out loud.

"Oh~" she moaned as she felt very horny. 'I need that cock!'

"Damn, you sure you're not hiding a bottle up here?" he teased.

She blushed. "M-Mister!"

"I mean who knows, you might have stored a few beers in that pussy of yours."

Melanie panted and got off the dick while feeling some of the sperm dribbling out. "Ah...ah...come on Miltia….before I get another turn."

She nodded before pushing Melanie off and slammed her pussy onto the cock. "Ah! This is what I've wanted mister! Oh it's tearing me apart!"

"Fuck! Easy there, I'm not as young as I use to be." he joked while seeing blood run from her pussy. "Wait...are you a virgin?"

She blushed. "Y-Yes, but I'm still going to eat your cock."

He got a grin before reaching out and gave her breasts a hard squeeze.

"Ah~" she moaned as Melanie squeezed her ass.

"Don't worry sister dear, I'm just practicing my sexual methods on my favorite toy."

"I-I'm not a toy-AH!" she gasped feeling Melanie pinch her ass cheek.

"Right now, you're both ours."

She moaned while feeling the cock thrusting into her pussy as a finger trailed around her slit. 'Oh god!'

"Say, we never did get your name, did we mister?"

"Qrow Branwen, hunter extraordinary and uncle of two cute nieces." He said with a grin.

"The blond one we've met." spoke Melanie who spread her sister's ass and started licking in between the cheeks making her go wide eyed and arch her back.

"Ah!" She moaned.

"What did she do this time?"

"Destroy the club and sent us to the hospital for three weeks with multiple broken bones." Melanie frowned.

"Fuck, I gotta talk to her on going easy." he sighed while bouncing Miltia on his dick harder with her holding onto his shoulders. "I take it you're gonna charge me extra for that?"

"Yes." She moaned. "But cumming inside me will be on the house Qrow~" 'Oh Dust! I can't stop feeling good!'

"But we can overlook it if you can satisfy us all night long~" Melanie said seductively.

"With how fast your sister's going, I don't think that'll be a problem."

Miltia moaned while feeling the cock poking her womb. "Ah! Yes, more! I want more!"

He smirked while thrusting harder into the girl. "Then get ready for your first creampie."

She moaned while Melanie licked her slit and made her cum again. "Then do it Qrow! Make me a real woman!"

He slammed all the way inside her one last time before his sperm erupted against her womb.

"OH YES!" She cried out while her juices poured onto Qrow's body and the bed sheets. "I LOVE THIS!"

Melanie smirked seeing her sister's expression of lust and squeezed her ass cheeks. "Who knew you'd act like a slut over a creampie."

"Mmmm~" she moaned as Qrow felt his body getting energized again. "Oh Qrow~"

He panted a little as he saw her moving off his cock, causing the sperm to ooze out. 'Damn, if I do knock them up Ruby and Yang might be looking at cousins.'

Both twins smirked before moving on each other, breasts touching each other, and showed him their asses. "Choose Qrow~"

"Don't mind if I do ladies." He said before putting his cock in between their pussies and started thrusting in and out.

Both moaned and held onto the other feeling it grind as the sperm in their holes get over the other and the dick.

Qrow smirked while feeling like he was the luckiest person on Remnant.

(Later)

The morning light hit the city as Qrow woke up and felt very drained. He also felt a splitting headache which didn't exactly help. As he got up and got dressed, he didn't see the twins sleeping on the bed or the bill. 'I need some water, and some breakfast.'

He stumbled while noting his crotch and legs felt wet and noticed he wasn't at some hotel, or motel for that matter. 'Better get some food.'

(One month later)

-Patch-

Knock knock.

Qrow sighed as he walked over to the front door. "I told you already, I'm not interested in life insurance."

He opened the door and saw Melanie and Miltia standing there in a red and white T-shirt and shorts while holding two tiny pink bags.

"Hello Qrow." They said in unison.

He blinked and rubbed his head. "Uh, hey...you two."

"Can we come in?" Melanie asked. "We have something important to tell you."

"And we won't take no as an answer."

"Then sure." he replied as they walked in. 'Who the heck are they? I don't remember seeing twins, well, twins this young that is.'

Miltia smiled while taking a seat on the couch. "I know you don't remember, but we remember you."

"Especially when you called me beautiful." Melanie smiled. "And had sex with us."

"Woah woah woah, back it up there, I did what?" he went wide eyed.

"Had sex with us." They smiled at once.

Qrow blinked before feeling his memories return to him. He held his head and sighed while sitting down. "Oh fuck, I thought that was some weird dream I had. Damn, I did it now."

"It's not all bad."

"We came to see you as part of our paid vacation."

He groaned before seeing them pulling out something, just as Taiyang walked in.

"And we're pregnant with your kids." They spoke while holding a positive pregnancy test.

He paled while Taiyang stopped and went wide eyed. "Oh fuck me."

"And we're in the mood today." Melanie spoke as Miltia blushed.

"Qrow! Just what is going on?"

He gulped. "I um…"

The twins pulled out some papers with Qrow's drunken handwriting.

"We are-"

"Married."

"And we're now Melanie and Miltia Malachite Branwen." Both said at once.

The men jaw dropped as Qrow felt very scared.

"Like I said, you'll be taking responsibility." remarked Melanie.

"Or we might have to bust your cock until it breaks." Miltia said with a frown.

He gulped and tugged at his collar. 'I just dug my own grave.'

The twins moved over to him and kissed his cheeks. "Take care of us husband."

'Ah! I'm gonna be like Taiyang!' He thought in horror.

'Great, now Ruby and Yang just got themselves two new aunts. Hopefully they can handle the whole being the same age part before freaking out.' Taiyang thought while said sisters sneezed elsewhere in the world.

'I feel like killing uncle Qrow.'

'Why do I want to punch the twins again?'