Crazy trouble with love part 6

Red Nova Dragon and Jack

Series: Yugioh 5ds

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"Jack." Spoke a very tired Crimson Devil while wearing a small black bra. "I'm going to hibernate for a while."

"How come?" he asked while flipping through channels since it was a slow day.

"As an Immortal, it takes a lot of souls to power me up. But since I'm not one to take souls unless they annoy me, I'm going to become a snake in the cold." She yawned. "Just don't cry when I return to my card Jack dear."

"I won't...wait, your card?"

"Yes, I'm returning to my card." She said while pointing to her card, which was on the table. "It's the only place that will keep my energy from overflowing the world and killing you lot."

"Since when did...you know what, nevermind."

Crimson chuckled before turning into a ball of energy and entered the card, but not before giving him a love lick on the earlobe.

He groaned while wiping the spit off his earlobe. 'I hate it when she does something like that.'

While that went on, his deck which was in it's case rested on the desk with a single card inside glowing. And it looked like it was glowing a blackish red color.

The Familiar walked by while grumbling to itself. "Stupid human, making me do his dry cleaning, what a lowly task for a demon like me." 'The mistress is crazy making me this...idiots servant!'

The card glowed before a small fireball popped out and hit the Familiar on the head.

"Ow!" He yelled as the fireball landed on the ground. "What the...why did this even hurt?"

The small ball of fire wiggled on the ground while not causing scorch marks.

The Familiar raised an eyebrow and tried nudging it while jumping back with a hiss. "Yeow!"

"Hey, what's going on over there?" Jack called without looking behind him.

"Nothing idiot human."

"That's not what your mistress said."

"Grrr, nothing…..master." He growled while the fireball wiggled again.

"See? That's not hard you annoying matchstick." he smirked while changing the channel again. 'Makes me remember the old days.'

The Familiar glared at the fireball and stuck his tongue at it before hopping around it.

The ball of flames just wiggled while the Familiar started to get even more annoyed.

'What is this thing doing?! Why can't I control it? And why is it only burning me?!'

That's when it started to roll on the floor near the couch.

'Wait, maybe it'll burn the couch and the human too! Yes! Go and end his life!' The Familiar laughed evilly.

The ball rolled near the couch and stood there while not burning the couch.

"FFUUCCCKKK!" he cursed making Jack turn with a frown.

"What is it this time?"

"I um….forgot to clean the stove?" He lied while the fireball hopped onto the couch. 'Stupid fireball! Can't even kill a human right.'

"Then go do it, and stop looking like a noob."

"I don't have boobs!"

"It's noob, not boob you idiot cinder brain!" he frowned while shaking his head as he hopped off. 'He's a pain in my butt.'

The fireball stayed on the couch while looking like it was turning pink for some reason as Jack flipped through the channels.

"Boring. Isn't there anything on besides these stupid reality tv shows?" he muttered before noticing the fireball and jumped while seeing it just sit there and expected the couch to catch on fire.

But it didn't do anything as it just stood there.

'What the?! How...that Familiar! It must have tried to burn me with this thing!' he thought with a growl. "Matchstick! Get in here!"

"What now?!" He yelled while hopping in.

"Why is there a fireball on the couch?"

"Uh….oh no! I hear someone at the door!"

"I don't hear- Hey! Get back here matchstick!"

"I can't hear you la la la!"

"Get back here and tell me you annoying little crap!" he growled while not noticing the fireball slowly growing.

The ball started to gain a humanoid form as the flames began to lick across the area, yet not burn anything at all. After a few seconds of this, a woman with black and red tattoos, red horns on her head with short black hair with red highlights, a long scaled tail, four tiny wings about the size of a baseball bat, a high F cup chest, a medium sized ass, yellow eyes, and a single blue gem between her breasts appeared. She wore a outfit similar to Jack's own outfit from when he was still in the Satellite district, but was more streamlined and had a hint of red in some places. However the strange feature was that her feet were completely draconic in nature.

"W-What the fuck?!" he cried out when he turned and jumped while the woman stretched out her arms and wings while her tail rose slightly and then fell back on the couch.

"Ah! Finally." She sighed while cracking her neck. "My backs killing me."

"Who….who the hell are you? How did you get in here?"

She turned to him with a frown. "Oh? That's funny, because I thought you knew me so fucking well that you'd recognize my blood wings!" She snapped in anger.

"What the hell are you talking about?!"

"For the love of the Crimson, I'm Red Dragon Archfiend, or Nova Dragon, whatever comes to mind!"

He felt that one hit him deep while floored and stunned that this was HIS dragon.

"Damn, glad that transformation worked, but how does this look feel cramped and tiny."

"I...I...EEH?!"

She crossed her hands around her chest while looking very annoyed. "Just shut the hell up!"

Jack frowned while trying to stay firm and crossed his arms. "Watch what you say?"

"Oh? Why should I? I've got a damn good reason for being so pissed off and annoyed 'king'."

"Don't talk back to me."

"Oh I'm scared, look I'm here for one reason and one reason only." She frowned while pointing her tail at Jack's chest.

"And that would be what lady?"

"To give you a piece of my mind." she spoke standing up and poked at his chest with a growl. "You think I haven't seen what's been going on in your deck? How you casually let that giant snake live here? You're one of the signers! You and me have beaten worst things than her even with injuries."

"She's not doing anything, besides being a pain in the ass." He groaned. "But that doesn't mean I like having her here, I just tolerate her."

"Well I don't." She growled. "I say you should get the others and have all of us get rid of her like with the other earthbound bastards."

"Look, I may not like her but that doesn't mean I need to act like a random asshole about it." He frowned. "I've considered it and if that does come to pass, I'll let you know, so go back to your card." 'Plus you're technically an earthbound yourself given you took her soul.'

"Not happening bucko."

Jack frowned. "Then I have no choice but to drag your ass back into it." He grabbed her and tried to lift her, but couldn't. 'What, fuck she's like Crimson Devil!'

"Ha ha ha! You can't pick me up." She chuckled while looking very amused.

"Give me a sec." he groaned before his mark glowed and started to pick her up.

"Eep!" She jumped while getting picked up and was placed on his shoulder. 'That's….oh crimson.'

'She's as heavy as a building!' He thought with a bit of strain. "Now get in...to your card!"

"Never!" She growled before using her tail to knock him back. He fell down while she landed on him and stood up with her arms crossed. "I came out of here for a reason, and it's to get rid of that floozy for good."

Jack groaned before getting very annoyed. "Like I said, I can't just...wait floozy? What the hell are you talking about?"

"She's nothing but a floozy!"

"...did you drink before leaving the deck? I mean I'm no expert in monster bars but-"

"I'm not drunk!" She snapped. "I'm going to send that snake slut back to the underworld with her head in her ass!"

He frowned as she turned to walk before he grabbed her tail and stood up. "I'm your master! I call the shots, and I'm ordering you to stand down!"

She growled while her eyes turned into slits. "You may be my master, but I won't stand to see you getting hooked with that slut." she started walking and dragged him as he tried to brace himself. "Which way did she go?"

"Hey!" He cried out. "Look, you look tired so why not go back into your card and take a nap for a few months?"

She entered the kitchen before looking through the cabinets. 'Where is that card?!'

That resulted in her ripping the cabinets off in frustration.

"Hey!"

She growled while looking through the other rooms, and breaking everything in her path in the process. "Come out you bitch! I'll burn your ass!"

Jack growled before running over and jumping on her back before wrapping his arm around her neck in a chokehold. "I said stop it!"

"Gah!" She gasped before bucking like a bull and started to break even more stuff, including a tv.

CRASH!

SHATTER!

All the while Jack tried to hang on for dear life.

"Let go of me! I'm doing this for us you fool!"

"Us? What the fuck are you talking about?! You're just making a mess!"

"Get off so I can burn her you idiot!" She roared in rage.

He gritted his teeth before reeling back and managed to make her lean back before using the momentum to help toss her on her side while he held her arms down. "Shut up and listen!"

"Gah!" She gasped while struggling. "You fool, now you're going to have a floozy in your nest!"

"You listen and listen good!" he made her look at him. "I'm the duelist, you're the dragon, and this is my choice!"

She scoffed and looked away with her tail swishing. "I'm just doing my job ever since I became your dragon!"

"Then why act like an annoying brat?"

"Because you slacked off! You let that slut influence you like a puppet."

"More like I'm influencing her." He muttered as he recalled Crimson Devil being more lazy than he first saw her getting out of the card.

"The point is, you need to stop acting like an ass and let me burn her!" she huffed with flames coming from her mouth.

"If you can't take a long deep breath and listen, then…..I'll get rid of your card." he threatened while inwardly fibbing but hoping she took the bait.

She paled before the flames vanished and her eyes looked like they were moving deeper into her face. "B-But...But…."

"No buts." he cut her off. "Now I'm gonna get off you, and you're gonna go sit on the couch, and I don't want any lip, got it?"

She nodded in fear while Jack got off her and the dragon woman moved VERY slowly towards the couch.

'She looks like a scared puppy.' he thought feeling a little bad while she sat down. "Now answer, and don't look away, but what's your deal with her so much? If you think I'm any less of the king before, then you're wrong."

"It's not that." She shivered. "It's just that….she's…."

"What?"

"She's unfit to be your queen." she spoke while looking away with a light blush.

"...what?"

"She's lewd, creepy and perverted. She's just a whore that can't even keep a small village safe, she's just not a queen."

"That's just her, but what do you even mean?"

She sighed. "Jack, you're still the king, no matter how many times Yusei wins. I'm just trying to help keep you safe from getting with the wrong woman who can't amount to being your queen. Not even that Carly girl would be good enough, and I at least enjoy her company to a point."

"So you're saying that no one's good enough?" He blinked. "Not that I care, but that's almost like you're….wait. Are you fixated on me?"

She stiffened. "N-No! Of course not!"

"Then what is it then? Because all I'm hearing is that you're mad and eager to hurt someone that gets too close, or is a woman." Jack said while crossing his arms. "So talk or I'll put your card in a blender."

"AHHH! Ok ok ok! I'll talk!" she spoke up quickly.

"Then talk."

"It's….complicated."

Jack got up and went towards the deck before grabbing her card. "One synchro monster milkshake coming right up."

"STOP!" she stood up. "I'm like this because I don't want to lose you!"

"Lose me? For what reason is that?"

"I just don't want you to go and forget me." She blushed while her wings flapped a little. "Especially to another girl."

He frowned and put the deck down. "How am I supposed to forget you if you're my ace monster?"

"Not in duels, I mean...well it's just weird! We've been together for years, winning one duel after the other, crushing your opponents with ease, and if you find some girl you might stop dueling altogether and I'll be stuck gathering dust for the end of time."

"..." he walked to her before pinching her nose.

"Ow!"

"That's for being a big time idiot." he frowned before letting go as she rubbed it. "Do you really think if I ever dated a girl I'd up and forget about dueling?"

"Yes, I mean no, I mean….I don't know!"

"Then get your head out of the clouds and look at the picture in front of you, I'm not going to forget you, not even when I'm dating or hanging out with a girl. Even if Nova acts like a flirt, I'm not going to just act like an asshole to you."

"R...Really? You mean it?"

"I do mean it." He said seriously. "You're my ace, and nothing will change that."

She slowly smiled before hugging him. "Oh thank you for saying that Jack!"

"GAH!" He cried out before feeling a rib break. "Too….hard….."

She slowly let go hearing that while he winced. "Sorry, don't know my own strength."

"Just….get me to a hospital…" he groaned as some blood ran out of his mouth.

(Some time later)

"Well other than a broken rib, you're perfectly fine, although…" the doctor trailed off while looking at the duel monster. "I'd recommend you and your girlfriend go easy on the role playing."

"She's not my girl-"

"Alright." Interrupted the spirit. "I'll keep that in mind when we synchro summon on the bed."

"...sure, you're free to leave when you want, just let the nurse know first."

"I'll stay." She said with a frown. "Afterall, it's not the end of visiting hour."

The doctor headed out while shaking his head. 'Who knew Jack Atlas was into those kinds of girls?'

The girl looked at Jack before rubbing his cheek. "Again, sorry about before. But at least I didn't break your spine."

"Oh ha ha, well why did you interrupt me before? We aren't even dating."

"Well….it was a spur of the moment thing." She said while looking away.

'Why do I have a feeling that she's lying through her teeth?' Jack thought while thinking about kicking the Familiar in the face.

'Damn it! I slipped up! Ok, just relax, maybe you can use this to your advantage.' The spirit thought while her tail swished. 'Just stay calm and get him to see me as the only spirit in his life.'

(One week later)

The Familiar grumbled while looking at his mistresses card. 'When will you wake up? My heads about to burst!'

That was when said spirit popped out and landed on him, all the while stretching her tail and arms.

"Ah! That was the best nap in my entire existence!"

"Ah. Mistress...under you…" he groaned.

She blinked before using her second tail to grab the spirit by the face. "Oh it's you, good. Now you can tell me how everything went in my absence. Did you act like a good little kickball to Jack?"

"Um...about that."

She frowned while hissing in annoyance.

"Wait wait wait! I have a good reason!"

"Then talk or I might start using you as a bonfire."

The Familiar gulped. "Um well, let's just say while I've been...helping the human, something else….popped up."

"Popped up how?"

(Two seconds later)

We find Jack and Red Nova Dragon watching tv on the couch as Crimson Devil slithered in anger towards them.

"Jack!"

He turned. "Oh hey, how was the nap?"

"Don't act coy with me!" She hissed. "I know about that little crimson bitch servant trying to act like the top dog here, that's MY job!"

Red Nova stood up with her tail swishing. "Oh yeah? Last time I checked you had a face only a Berserk Gorilla could love, oh wait, it's still there."

She growled. "Oh you didn't just say that miss Venom ass."

"I did, what are you gonna do about it? Try to sit on me with that huge snake ass of yours?"

"At least my ass is big, yours is so tiny I'm surprised you can even sit. I mean you're just an overgrown lizard with bad breath."

Both walked towards each other while their chests touched along with their heads. They growled while Jack blushed at the scene.

'Oh crap, where the hell is Yusei when you need him?'

(Elsewhere)

Said male was panting while a white haired woman with blue parts cuddled against his chest, both naked and under the covers of a large bed.

"Mmm, Yusei you were wonderful." She said while her C cup chest moved up and down with her panting as her long tail rubbed against her tiny ass.

"You too." he got out while rubbing her back. 'Damn, she was full of energy.'

She smiled while nuzzling his cheek. "Thanks, it really reminds me of our first time, but with more nipping."

Yusei smirked while nipping her left ear, which was pointed like a Mystic Elf.

"Let's order room service, I wanna go again when we get our energy back."

"Alright, what will it be?"

"Anything really, but I'm in the mood for pancakes, extra maple syrup~" she purred the last word with a hint of lust.

'Gee, I wonder why.' he thought with a smile.