Crazy trouble with love part 6
Miss Dorey and Martin
Series: Martin Mystery
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-A few miles from Torrington-
It was a stormy night as the camera zoomed towards a white van. In said van showed the driver in a uniform and hat while looking through a newspaper.
"I wish this job was more exciting, but nope, I gotta take this laundry back and forth without actually looking at it. Pfft, the girls at that school are too young for my taste anyway, it's just being told I can't that's the pain."
As he was turning the paper, he didn't notice a figure walking towards the van and towards the back.
"Maybe I should just quit and get a job in the city? Now that's good for my wallet, and the chicks aren't half bad either." He said while daydreaming of a few women.
Click.
The back doors opened as the person jumped in and carefully moved towards the basket. They saw various ones and had to rifle around them for something that looked like it would fit.
The man looked at the mirror and noticed the person. "Hey! Get out of the laundry!"
ZAP!
A puff of smoke filled the room as the man started feeling his face gaining more hair and his teeth started getting longer. "Ahhh squeak!"
(Next day)
-Torrington Academy-
Martin walked towards his room while still confused why the girls went on a two day 'girls weekend' in the city. Something about getting Marie and Freya some 'bigger cups' or something like that. 'What does cups even mean?'
He figured this was a good time to get up to date on the latest horror movies since he's been busy with them for the past few weeks. Especially with the new movie he got, Yui, the king of horror, a gore horror film that shows a coven of witches fighting an elder god called Yui. Said it was a box office hit in the states. "This movies going to be good!"
He got in his room and was thankful since he could see it on paid per view and especially thanks to Mom lending him a credit card for it, but JUST for the movie. After all, the rest was for his harem, per contract.
As he got ready to start the movie, he heard his stomach growling and decided to make some popcorn. He tossed some instant in the microwave, hit the button, then started to wait and whistled.
Beeeep.
However, what he didn't know was that a certain white van was entering the academy's back area and stopped close to the laundry doors.
The front door opened as a woman with long brown hair, light green eyes, and wearing a washers uniform that was a little too big for her, walked out as she tried to keep the shirt from slipping down.
"Stupid garment, this is why this future is just begging for change." she muttered while looking around the empty area. 'I don't know how I became free, but I won't lose this chance at revenge. My spell brought me here to find that infernal boy, and when he's dead I can go back to forming my new coven of witches, and I'll start with his little friend!' She smirked before her pants fell down, revealing a set of green bloomers, as she tried to walk towards, and fell on her face. "Ow! Damn garments!"
The woman got back up and pulled her pants back on before careful going inside the building. She saw students around and frowned before muttering some words before she glowed and casually walked by them with no one turning towards her. 'Foolish mortals, with no protection spells or runes I'll even have time to torture that boy. Perhaps I'll turn him into a mouse and see how long he lasts against a crow.'
She walked down that hall and sensed the aura of the boy a few doors down. 'There!' She thought with a smirk before walking towards the door.
"Ahhh!"
"Ha ha ha! Foolish witches, you cannot stop the power of an elder god!" Laughed a voice from behind the door as the sounds of screaming was heard.
She blinked and moved near the door before putting her ear against it.
"Yui! The witches of Asmodeus will stop you!"
"Oh? That's a fool's end, especially after I burnt your sisters at the stake! Ha ha ha!"
'Asmodeus? What's going on in there for a prince of hell to be mentioned like it's natural?' She thought as her shirt dropped a little, revealing her red bra and D cup chest. 'And what's an elder god?'
"Alabkoom!"
KABOOM!
She jumped from the sound and was now on guard. 'A battle? Ok, now it's time to get serious!'
The sounds of explosions rocked the area as we see Martin on the edge of his seat, watching the final battle between the now half dead Yui and the witches, who were now without their left arms and legs, yet still fighting.
"Expelabo!"
"Gah! Insufferable witches!"
She frowned and grabbed the knob before pushing it open with her hands up, but stopped when she saw Martin watching the movie, which showed moving pictures, and he didn't notice her and kept staring at it.
"Alabazka!" The witches called out before blasting the elder god with lightning, causing him to explode in a pool of gore.
That was when the woman moved closer to Martin, only for a flaming skull to pop out of the blood and caused her to fall back in shock.
"Huh? What was that?" Martin said while turning around and saw no one. "Must be my nerves."
She held her chest and saw him look back at the movie which still caught her eyes since she never saw something like this, ever. 'W-What is that box? Is it a living book? A portal to hell? What?!' She felt her heart beating faster as she never had a scare like that before, not even when she saw the princes of hell enter her house centuries ago as a young girl.
The flaming skull roared out while spewing flames at the witches.
"Ok, now! Satainaaskaboom!"
KABOOOOOOOOOOM!
"AHHHHHH!" The skull screamed as it exploded into shards and flames.
"Yahoo!" Martin called out as the credits started rolling. "That was the best ending ever!"
'Ending? That was horrible! What sort of witches would go against Asmodeus himself?' She thought in horror before seeing Martin getting up and put in a strange circle into the box labeled, Witch killer from Planet X.
The screen started to show some witches with pointy hats getting blown apart by strange cat like monsters with tentacles for teeth and holding a long tube like thing that shot a blast of blue fire from it.
"Death to all witches!"
"For the Empire of X!"
"AHHHHH!"
"I love this scene." Martin smiled.
The woman paled before running out of the room in fear, and reliving the witch hunts from her life. 'No! No no no no no! I won't go through that again!'
(A little while later)
She paced back and forth while trying to come up with an idea to get her hands on the boy, without getting a heart attack. All the while pulling up her pants.
'Wait! If I get him to come to me, then he'll fall into my trap with no way of escaping!' She smirked. 'Now what does that boy like? Mmm, witchcraft, no too obvious. Mmm ah! The supernatural, that's got to work!'
That was when she forgot to pull her pants up and some kids saw her bloomers.
"Damn."
"That's one thick ass."
"And bloomers? That's so last week."
She frowned at that before pulling her pants up. 'I'll have to keep in mind to finding clothes that actually fit! Curse myself for not learning a clothing shrinking spell before.'
(With Martin)
He was busy looking at his comic book collection as he didn't see the strange envelope getting slipped under his door. 'Best edition yet.'
Knock knock.
"Huh?" He looked from his comic book.
Knock knock.
"I'm coming!"
Knock knock knock.
He got up and walked towards the door, only to see the envelope and looked confused. "What's this?" He looked at it and saw it was addressed to a Mister Mystery. "Um which Mystery? Like dad?"
Seeing as how it was here, he shrugged and tore open the top. Inside was a small paper with a pentagram on it. But the language was in ancient greek, a subject he never really looked at before.
"..." he walked towards the window before ripping it apart and threw the paper out of the window. "Better safe than sorry as they always say."
With the woman she could see the paper fall down while in the bushes and fumed. 'Damn that boy! That was my best hex spell!' She thought in rage. 'That cost me an arm and a leg of a few of my girls to get!'
Seeing how this didn't work, seems she was gonna need ANOTHER plan.
'And I got an idea.' She smirked.
(Later)
The woman looked around the area as she held a cage of locusts in her hand. "This has to work, after all locusts are my main familiar."
"Bzzz."
"Now I can see his every move." She smirked while not knowing that she was near the cafeteria or that it was full of pre-made food. She opened the door as they slowly flew out.
"Bzzz." They buzzed before smelling the food and flew towards it, scaring Java and a few students in the process.
"Ahh!"
"Big bugs!"
She facepalmed while her bra became exposed again. 'Damn it!'
With Martin, he was busy watching some tv in his room, with a bowl of eyeball gummies next to him. 'This is the life.'
But that was when he noticed a few locusts flying into the room.
"Huh? These aren't Saiddy's insects, right?" He took a closer look at them and poked one on the eye. "Well they aren't turning to dust so that's a good sign."
"Bzzz."
"Wait, then that means...AHHH!" he screamed jumping up while they started to swarm the room and fly onto the gummies while he ran and opened the door before bolting out.
(With the woman)
"Finally!" She grinned while seeing through the eyes of the locusts, and looked at the eyes. "But what's wrong with him? Is he a cannibal?"
"Bzzz." Went the locusts before Martin came back in with a vacuum cleaner in his hands.
"Try this on for size!"
ZOOOOOOOM!
The machine came to life as the insects got sucked into the tube and started filling the bag up.
"Ah!" She cried out while getting very dizzy.
After a few minutes, the insects were gone and the room was completely clean.
"There, now where are my eyeballs?" Martin said while the woman looked very sick.
'This isn't my day.'
(Later)
She grumbled before getting a very crazy idea, a frontal attack followed with a hex to make him 'stone cold'. 'I've tried everything but that, and it's not like he's going anywhere.' She looked at the door before breaking it down. "Prepar-"
But inside was a large hairy monkey with a bloody axe in its hand. And it was looking at her.
"AHHH!" She screamed before falling on her ass, as her shirt fell down and her pants ripped from the impact.
The monkey reached for its head and pulled it off, revealing Martin. "Huh?" 'Damn it! Who did I scar besides Di?' he looked down and blushed seeing the bloomers and bra, but noted the person had green skin.
"W-What in all the circles of hell?!" Miss Dorey stuttered while pointing her finger at Martin.
"Miss Dorey?!"
"It's Prindella Grizzwalda Dorey." She said while trying to calm herself down.
"How are you here!?" he asked while feeling helpless and defenseless as she slowly got back up, although she looked less scary considering her underwear was clear as day.
"Like I know, but now I shall make you pay." She said while trying not to think about the killer monkey thing from before. "Now feel my power!"
ZAP!
Flish!
But when she tried to use a spell, it fizzed out of existence.
"..."
"..."
"...that's it?"
"What's going on?!"
Flish!
Flish!
Flish!
She kept snapping her fingers since all she got was small sparks, but nothing else.
Martin slowly felt a little more confident as he smirked. "What's wrong? All out of magic?"
"Silence!" She snapped while starting to sweat. "It's just a minor setback!"
'Hmm, if she can't use magic, then I might not need the U-Watch after all.' He thought before grabbing her hands. "Too bad, not!"
She tried to pull back as she didn't notice that her hands was starting to sizzle like a cooked steak. She then felt a burning sensation. "OW!"
Martin looked down and was confused while seeing steam rising up. "What the…" He let go of her hands as a small pentagram with a M in the middle of it appeared on her left palm.
"OW!" She cried out before seeing the symbol and gasped. "What in the dark lord's loins happened?!"
"What is this thing? Did you do this?"
"No I didn't you stupid boy!" She growled before paling. "No...no no no no no no no!"
"What?"
"It's a familiar seal!"
"Wait, WHAT?!"
Miss Dorey panicked while trying to use a seal removal spell on it, which failed miserably. 'No! This can't be happening! I-I can't be a familiar to a mortal!'
Beep beep beep.
He looked at the U-Watch while glancing at Miss Dorey. 'Should I answer it? She might try to get away or run if I do.'
Beep beep beep.
'Just what is the accursed sound?' She thought before trying to run, only to get yanked back by an invisible chain. "Gah!"
'Well that answered my own question.' He thought before activating the U-Watch, causing the woman to jump in shock. "What is it Mom?"
"Just checking up on you." She said before seeing Miss Dorey. "Oh there you are, I was wondering where you went off to."
That confused them both while the witch was still trying to get out of the room.
"What do you mean by that Mom?"
"Well, it's just after all the time and resources the Center used to release the Black Witch from her prison, who wouldn't be wondering how said witch was doing in the modern world."
"WHAT?!" he cried out with Miss Dorey going wide eyed. "What do you mean release her?!"
"I did, but with a reason." She smirked. "The Center may be a organization dedicated for the paranormal but in the magic department, it's seriously lacking. Thus, I released her, but not before writing the papers for her probation."
"Why you little mortal!"
"You can get mad all you want, it still won't change the fact that you're now agent Mystery's familiar."
"How do you know that?!" Martin said in shock.
"It's simple, when releasing her I noticed that the banishing spell was off and after looking through several magical texts from the Library of Alexandria, I found the problem. Somehow agent Mystery misspoke and spoke a reverse familiar spell. Basically it's an ancient way of making a human bind a supernatural being to a person, it was used a lot in Europe before the library was burned."
Dorey paled while sweating like crazy. "I-I can't! I'm a witch in league with Amon!"
"And now you're a familiar, and one of agent Mystery's harem as per the Harem Act."
"What?!" they both cried out with Martin going pale.
"Congratulations, you now have a witch, what will you nickname her?" She said while referencing Pokémon.
"Harem?!" Dorey yelled out loud. "How?! Only the moors could have harems!"
"Mom you can't be serious! She tried to turn me and Java into toads and turned Diana into an ugly witch!"
"Yes, the same would go to Marie and Freya, yet their in the Harem Act. Now I want both of you to take deep breaths, and act like normal humans."
"I am not a human you harlot! I am a powerful witch! I would sooner burn at the stake then become this man's familiar!"
"That can be arranged." She spoke coldly before signing off.
"That mortal prostitute." She growled in rage before Martin threw her some pants. "What are you doing mortal?"
"Uh, you don't have any pants on, remember?"
She blushed while feeling humiliated at a mortal like him seeing her underwear. 'Damn him!' she grabbed them and hastily rushed to put them on while Martin covered his eyes.
(A little while later)
"So you're stuck with me." Martin said while a little overwhelmed.
"Unfortunately." She grumbled while feeling like the pants were tight on her hips. "So what are you going to do? Make me do horrible things to humiliate me?"
"No." He said. "I'm not going to do anything like that, but making you stand on your head might fit the bill for right now."
She growled while the mark glowed and she felt compelled to do it. Which she did as her shirt fell down over her head.
Martin blinked while getting an idea. "Ok, now dance like a mad bear."
She got up while doing it, which made her more annoyed and very humiliated.
Martin snickered at the sight while feeling tempted to record this. "Ok, now stop and sit next to me. Then relax and lighten up."
She grumbled while walked towards the bed and sat down. "Fine, mortal."
"Miss Dorey, maybe you would act more positive. I mean I'm not that bad right?"
"You're a mortal, very annoying and weak."
"Well if I'm so weak, then how did I seal you up?" he smirked.
"Chance." She huffed.
"But tell me, why are you a witch?"
"Family of witches, I was the most promising in a family of 'good' witches." She frowned. "I had a small kingdom under my control in my teens and fifty familiars before I was sealed."
"Wait, you use to have good witches back in the day?"
"Of course, the early witches were all good and used werewolf's to fight off the princes of hell." She groaned. "It was a boring time before me and the armies of witches stamped them off the face of the earth."
"Oh but we have a group of good witches here in this time."
She groaned in annoyance. "Amon preserve me!"
"Besides, you should actually feel a little relieved. I mean, back then witch hunts were real common, but today no one really believes in them anymore."
She turned to him like he was insane. "That's impossible, witches are more powerful then you mortals."
"Well that's what happened since science became a thing." He said. "Now witches are just seen in books, movies and tv shows."
"Movies?"
"Um, you know, moving picture boxes?" He said before seeing her back quickly away to a corner.
"No! Not the evil portal!"
"Huh?"
"It was horrible! So much blood!"
"...you mean the movies I've-wait! Did you spy on me?!"
"...perhaps."
He blinked while slowly understanding what happened this morning. 'Should have know.'
"Just don't let me near that horrible portal!" She yelled in horror while looking like a very scared puppy instead of an all powerful witch.
"Um...relax there." he spoke awkwardly. "It's not real."
"But the blood, the witches, the elder god thing!"
He sighed. "Look, it's not real and if you just calm down I'll help you better understand what stuff we have now. Ok?"
She gulped while nodding a little bit. 'Like I have any real choice.'
Martin sighed before seeing her slowly getting up. 'This might take a while.'
(Later)
"And that's how a tv works."
"So it's not a portal to hell?" Dorey said while slowly laxing a little bit. And by a bit, it really meant a lot.
"No, it's just radio signals making a picture."
"...and a radio is what exactly?"
He sighed. "Imagine it like a crystal ball, only you can just hear stuff, not see it.
She blinked. "No idea what you're talking about."
"Look, I know you're learning, but please just imagine this in your head."
"..." she thought about it and still didn't get it.
"How about this, imagine a person speaking to you from far away but it can be louder or softer if you hear it."
"Like an echo?"
"Yes."
"Oh! I get it now." She said with confidence. "But what does this have to do with the portal to hell again?"
"It's kinda similar with tv, only with the tv it transmits video waves that shows a picture AND sound."
"Uh huh, so a tv just let's you see and hear stuff from far away? Is that it?"
"That's right." He smiled.
She nodded before asking. "So what about movies then? Are they similar to tv?"
Martin sighed at that. "Yes it is."
"Ok, but what about-"
"You know what, I'll tell you more tomorrow, I'm kind of exhausted from this entire day." he yawned.
"But there's still so much I don't get. Like what makes those metal boxes move without any horses? If it's science then how can it make something that big move with ease?"
"I'll tell you later." He yawned before getting under the covers. "You better get to bed yourself, you look very tired too."
"Fine." she huffed before looking around and figured she had to rest on the floor and laid on her back. 'Curse this human and this humiliating new role of mine.'
Martin looked down before putting a blanket over her. "Night."
She blinked while the camera zoomed towards the list again and the following was read, Professor Samson, in bold letters. 'This mortal is too odd for me, Amon preserve me.'