Crazy trouble with love part 6

Female Generals and Simon

Series: Gurren Lagaan

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Lordgenome was watching a screen which showed the Gurren Lagann gunman destroying several others with ease which was beginning to irk him just a little. It's been over a week since those humans took it and continued to be a thorn in his side. But not for long.

He hit a button on the side of his throne before saying. "Attention Four Supreme Generals, report to my throne room immediately, I have a mission of great importance for you." He pulled his finger away and waited, which wasn't long as the main door to his throne room opened and four figures made their way towards him before bowing. "Good, you are all here, there is a mission that must be done immediately, failure is not an option." He said as he looked at his generals.

"Of course Lordgenome." Spoke the first, which looked like a gorilla in blue battle armor and helmet, but with a feminine tone and a more female human looking face.

"We live to serve you." Said the second one who looked like an attractive human female with an eyepatch and kimono who had a large scorpion's tale poking out of the bottom of her dress.

"Merely say the word and thy will shall be done." Spoke the third one who was a woman with short purple hair and wearing an odd green looking outfit with peacock feathers on the back and with a red crest like a rooster's on top of her head with some of her cleavage showing.

"We will never fail you." Said the final one, a woman with green skin, long legs, and a large shell on her back as she smoked from a pipe. "What is the mission?"

"Look at this." He pointed to the screen showing the robot as several gunmen exploded. "This is the stolen gunman that's being used by humans and have been causing nothing but trouble. Right now they pose no real threat, but I want them to be crushed before anything can come from their actions."

"Yes Lordgenome, have you summoned us here to decide which of us will deal with this pest?" The second woman asked as her one eye looked at the screen.

"No." He raised his hand as the screen quickly showed a young boy in the top head part of the gunman smiling. "I want all of you to finish this mission, but it's not something so simple as an assault. I want you all to find this group of humans and capture this one. He seems to be the true key amongst them, meaning if he's taken, they will follow."

"Wait...you want us all to work together to just capture a simple boy?" Asked the first woman in surprise. "Don't you think that's...a bit extreme, with all due respect I can do this mission alone."

"Yes, I am sure I can easily capture him without these three slowing me down." The second woman said.

"Quiet you two." Frowned the fourth one blowing out some smoke. "If lordgenome wants all of our hands for this, then it shall be done."

"What do you wish of us to do with him after he's captured?" Asked the third woman.

"Bring him here, or keep him with you, as long as his allies are destroyed and he can't use his Gunman then I don't care. Just don't fail me, understood?" He said with a frown as they all nodded. "Then go, and remember what happens should you do."

"Yes Lordgenome." They said before leaving his throne room.

"So, our target is a boy with a gunman. This should be simple." Said the second one with a grin.

"If this was just an all out assault it would be more simple." Grumbled the first one with a frown.

"Lordgenome said to take him alive, there must be a reason. The only problem I could see would be...the season." The fourth one said before blowing out some smoke.

"Relax Guame, we'll have this done and be perfectly fine." Spoke the third one with a calm tone.

"Yes, I doubt any of us will be affected by this filthy human, I can't wait to show my superiority to Lordgenome by capturing him first." The second one said with a grin.

"You're not doing this alone, I'm gonna snag him in one go." Smirked the first one. "After all, Lordgenome didn't say we had to be gentle with him, so a few broken bones won't be a problem as long as he's still breathing."

"Agreed, and I know for a fact that I will get him first." Said Guame with a small grin.

"With all due respect, with my gunman I can find him faster." Spoke the third one. "Perhaps I'll go ahead and finish it for all of you."

"You can forget it, my Gunman is slick and faster that all of yours, and I can cross the ocean easier, so I'll find him first."Said the second one.

"I can send shivers of fear down their back with mine, and at the same time if his friends try to stop me, then I can crush them at the same time." Smirked the first before turning down one of the halls to head to the hangar.

"Well, I know I'm not going to lose to Thymilph of all people!" Said the second one before running towards the hanger.

"Well it seems we'll be making a little contest out of this." Remarked Guame. "What are your thoughts on this Cytomander?"

"I think that this will be an interesting assignment." She said as she and Guame began to walk calmly towards the hanger. 'One I intend to win, primarily to please Lordgenome of course.'

"Yes, I agree, now let's find that human." She said as she pulled up a picture of Simon. 'For me it might be TOO easy.'

With said boy, he and the other humans were camping out in the center of a canyon while Simon was looking up at the stars.

'Wow...it looks so beautiful, so different than the roof of Giha village.' He thought as he listened to Kamina snore and Yoko mumble in her sleep. He looked at Boota sleeping on his chest and smiled. 'I just wish everyone else could see this. Man, if they did they might be apologizing to me and Kamina.' He thought before looking at his sleeping friends. 'Maybe I should go to sleep as well.' He thought as he began to close his eyes.

What he failed to notice though was a twinkle in the sky where an object was looking down at the group since spotting the gunman was pretty easy.

"This is the boy and Gunmen that has been giving our troops trouble? Ridiculous, this is going to be easy." Cytomander said as she looked at him on a monitor while on the Dai-Gunten flagship.

"What shall we do first commander?" Asked one beastman soldier.

"I'm going down in my own gunman, keep altitude and stay silent until I get back."

"Yes commander!" They said as she got up and began to make her way to the hangar.

"I must say, I half expected one of them to be here or right behind me at this point." She said to herself. She walked towards a white slender gunman that had Levi-Sphere under each leg and had two wings. She climbed into the center before it closed and she grabbed the controls as it slowly hovered up and flew down one of the runways before taking flight. "Now, I should grab him while he's asleep, no need to wake the others and bother myself with them." She said as the Gunman began to silently fly towards their small camp.

With said camp, Boota's ears twitched while the small mole began to open his eyes since he heard something in the distance slowly getting closer. He raised his head up and looked around in confusion before he began to see a shape in the distance getting closer and closer to them before recognizing it as a gunman. He squealed before it began to jump on Simon's head in an effort to wake him up.

Said boy groaned while hearing the sound and started to slowly open his eyes, but the darkness of the sky obscured the figure and made him turn to Boota. "Huh? What is it Boota?"

He squealed again as he pointed frantically towards the gunman that was getting closer and closer to the camp.

"Huh? Are you hungry or something?" He asked before feeling a wind picking up which blew the fire out. "Woah, is there a storm coming?"

Boota shook his head in fear as he saw it get closer as it began to reach its arms out towards Simon. He grabbed Simon by the cheeks and made him look straight up.

"Huh? What is...gunman!" He said in shock right before it grabbed him. He struggled while shouting out which stirred Kamina and Yoko who were confused for a moment before finally registering Simon getting pulled up. "Help!"

"Simon!" Kamina shouted before the gunman shot a bullet at Lagann, hitting one of it's legs, crippling it before it began to fly away with Simon. "Yoko!"

"Right!" She pulled her rifle up and aimed upward before firing several shots that briefly passed the gunman due to the darkness before one hit it, but it was too high up and flew off with Simon screaming out.

"Kamina! Yoko! Heelllpppp!" He called as he struggled in the gunman's grasp. "Let me go! What are you doing out at night?"

Boota held onto Simon's jacket for dear like while Cytomander smiled and piloted the gunman back to the ship.

(Later)

Simon groaned while tugging against his ropes as he was held in a cell while glaring at Cytomander.

"If it was this easy then I don't see how you and that other human can pilot a gunman and manage to be an annoyance for Lordgenome." She said as she looked him over.

"Just let me go and I'll show you how well I can pilot a gunman!" He groaned as he strained against the ropes.

"No thanks." She turned and walked away while turning to a beastman soldier. "Make sure he can't escape."

"Yes commander, but now that we've captured the human, would it be possible for the rest of the crew to….begin?"

She sighed before saying. "Fine, but first either land the ship or set it to hover so we don't crash."

"Begin? Begin what?" Simon asked in confusion.

"None of your business." She spoke while the soldier rushed off and she headed to the central bridge. 'Of all the things I would want a human to learn THAT is the last thing.' She thought as she heard her soldiers running off to their private chambers.

"Did she say yes?" Whispered one soldier to another.

"Yes! I was starting to think that she would never say yes." Whispered another.

They rushed off while feeling warm as Cytomander sat in the main seat and sighed under her breath. "Damn...another season spent alone once more…." She mumbled as she began to feel warm as she brought up a video feed of Simon in his cell. 'But as long as I stay focused and deliver this boy to Lordgenome it'll pass in no time.' She thought as she watched him on the screen as she began to feel even more warm. 'Though I must say I am surprised….he's not that bad looking for a human….'

In said cell Simon kept tugging on the ropes, but it just felt like they got tighter the more he struggled. "Damn it...how could this happen, me and bro just got to the surface and now I'm trapped here, it's just not fair!"

Boota poked his head out from the sleeve and tried moving to the ropes and gave them a tug to try and untie them. Unfortunately the small mole pig wasn't strong enough to untie him.

"Heh, thanks Boota, but I don't think that's gonna work." He chuckled as he looked at his small friend. "Try and see if you can find a key or a button to this cell."

The small animal nodded his head before jumping down and wiggling out of the cell between the bars.

Cytomander herself didn't notice since she was trying to drink a glass of water to try and stay cool. 'I have to stay in control, I have to keep watching him, everyone else is...having fun.' She thought with a frown as she took another gulp of water. That's when she felt the ship lurch a little from a sudden force to the side. "What the hell was that?" She said as she began to look around frantically as she pulled up the security cameras on the outside of the ship. "Is someone attacking me?"

She saw it was Dai-Gunzan bashing against the side with a gunman on the port side of it with a body that resembled a skull with the arms resembling spear tips. "That bitch! How did she learn that I have him?" She said angrily as she glared at the gunman that was trying to tear a hole in her ship.

"Ahahaha!" Laughed Thymilph inside her gunman. "Did you think I wouldn't catch onto your plan? Now give him to me or I'll tear your ship in half."

"Damn it Thymilph! Fine...I will get him, but don't you dare hurt my ship!" She shouted angrily as she got up.

Said female chuckled while signalling her soldiers to hold off on using the cannons. 'Shame we can't fight, but this works even better.' She thought as a door opened on Dai-Guten, showing Cytomander holding a tied up Simon who looked really confused. 'There he is, there's that cute human...why did I think he was cute?' She thought as she began to feel a bit warm.

Simon saw the other ship and was stunned since it was just as big as the one he was on. 'They're enormous!'

"Here he is you thieving bitch...but I will get him back from you!" She said while she looked at Simon as Thymilph reached for him in her gunman.

"Good choice." She spoke as the hand picked him up as she turned and headed back into her ship. "See you back at Teppelin!" She said as she entered the hanger as Dai-Gunzan began to march away.

Cytomander scowled while feeling unusually more hostile than usual. Usually she'd try and flee, but it was like she wasn't thinking all that clearly. 'How dare she...how dare she take him, he was mine!' She thought as she marched towards her gunman. 'I can't take Dai-Guten, the crew won't be able to work for...awhile in the condition they're in, I'll have to go alone.'

On her own ship Thymilph laughed with her arms crossed while looking down at Simon. "So you're the puny human giving Lordgenome trouble eh?"

"Who's that, and who are you?" he asked ashe tried to get free. "Just let me go!"

"I am Thymilph, and you're my prisoner." She sneered. "And you'll suffer when we get back to Teppelin for all the trouble you've started with that stolen gunman."

"Stolen? But I found Gurren in the ground under my village! Kamina stole the other one." He said with a frown.

"I don't care, you're the one we've been ordered to get, end of story." She said as she looked him over.

"Well we're doing what we need to survive, it's not our fault beastmen are free to attack us without reason."

"It's just our job, we have to keep the surface for beastmen." She said as she felt warm again. 'Huh, he looks pretty cute for a human…'

"And the gunman?"

"What about it?" She said as she kept staring at him before grabbing him and throwing him onto her shoulder as she began to walk away.

"H-Hey! What are you doing?" He asked nervously.

"You're my prisoner so I'm taking you to your new cell, and since you're such a high profile prisoner, I am going to watch over you in my personal chambers." She said as she felt warmer. 'Wow, he's a young human, but if he's cute now, I wonder what he'll be like when he gets older…' She thought with a slight blush as she felt him struggle. "Hey, stop that now, there is no escape, just give in and accept it."

"No!" He spoke while realizing Boota was still on the other ship, making him pale. 'Oh no, if I say anything the other one might find him and eat him!'

"Heh, you have a strong will human...I like that." She said with a grin as they reached a door. "Here we are, my personal chambers."

'I hope it's not something out of a nightmare.' He thought as she opened the doors and walked in to show an average looking bedroom with a large bed in the middle. 'Huh, not what I expected.' He thought before she put him on the bed.

"Now, if you try to move out of here or make a run for it, I'll have to fix that." She cracked her large hands with a grin.

"O-ok…" He said nervously as she approached the bed. 'Ok, I just have to wait for a chance to escape.'

She sat down beside him while feeling more warmer than before. 'Damn it… this season is starting to really get to me…' She thought as she looked at him. 'I would have thrown him in some random cell, but all the soldiers are busy, and not one even bothered to invite me!' She thought as she crossed her arms in annoyance. 'They always do this! I want some love too! I'm getting tired of being left alone every time!' She thought before glancing at him again.

He saw her look irritated and noted some pleasant scent just now. 'What is that? I never smelled that before in Jeeha village, is it something you can only find on the surface?'

She huffed while hearing it all go quiet. 'Once they're done having fun we're gonna head back to Teppelin...but what do I do until then?' She thought as she felt warm again before the ship suddenly began to shake. "Oh what now!" She growled as she got up before looking at him. "Don't move."

Meanwhile outside the Dai-Gunzan was being attacked by a lone Gunman that looked like a curvy female with butterfly wings.

"If I can't get in the old fashion way, I'll make a new way." Smirked Adiane. "Now where are you, I know you're here!" She called as she started to blast a hole into the hull.

The commander moved to the bridge while seeing the gunman and growled. "Adiane! She wants to wreck this ship? Then I'll put her in her place!"

"Where are you human! Come out to me!" She called as she reached her hand into the hole. "Come on, where are you?"

"Adiane, what the hell are you doing?!"

She turned while seeing a gunman with spear tipped arms and legs. "I'm looking for the human you have, and don't deny it, I saw you come in here with him."

"Yeah, but he's mine damn it, I stole him fair and square, so back off!"

"Mmmm….no." She said with a grin before moving towards the gunman. "Now you can give him to me or I'll beat you and tear your ship apart looking for him!"

"I'd like to see you try!" She said before moving one of her spears towards Adiane in attempt to spear her. "You can have him over my dead body!"

"If you insist!" She shouted as she caught the spear before using it to slam the gunman into the side of the ship. She held onto the end and swung the gunman to the bottom before repeating this action with ease while inside the ship Simon heard the banging.

"What's going on out there?" He said as he struggled to get out of the ropes. 'This might be my chance to escape!'

While that went on, we cut to Cytomander's ship as she was mad and pacing while not noticing Boota who had found some keys and watching her around the corner with curiosity.

"Damn it, damn it, damn it! I can't believe he's gone and that ape of a woman stole him from me! And I can't even go after them!" She grumbled angrily. 'If I didn't respect all of them I'd just let my instincts go wild and take him back.'

Boota watched her curiously as he thought about what she just said and realized that Simon was gone, and that she wanted him back. He saw her sit down with a growl before hearing a beeping sound. He looked around in confusion as he tried to figure out what was making that noise.

She sighed before hitting a button as it stopped and a screen came up which showed Guame. "Yes Guame?"

"Hello Cytomander, I was calling to ask if you had the human? I found his friends but he wasn't with them." She said with a frown.

"I had him, but Thymilph took him from me."

"Huh, quite unfortunate, but at least we know that at least one of us has him." She said with a grin as Cytomander frowned and grumbled. "I take it your instincts haven't calmed down yet?"

"No, and to make it worse Simon only made it worse, I can't get him out of my head! I want him back for some reason!"

"Seems your need for a mate has focused on him. I'd suggest finding some other beastman to help you, luckily for me I'm not affected by the season." She smirked while puffing some smoke out. "Years of experience can help you learn to hold it down."

"But I don't want another beastman, I want him!" She said with a pout. "I want my Simon back!"

She blinked and sgihed. "It's worse then I thought, I'll be reaching there soon, once Lordgenome has the human and the season passes you'll feel like yourself."

"But I don't want it to end, and I can't wait! I need him!" She groaned as she rubbed her legs together. "I feel like I'm slowly losing my mind!"

"Well suck it up, unless you charge after them you're not getting him back." Spoke Guame before the screen turned off and she scowled. "These youngsters today are letting themself be controlled by their emotions, and by a mere human!" She grabbed the controls to her own gunman and blew out a ring of smoke. "Looks like I'll have to take care of it by myself." She said before she began to pilot her gunman in the direction of Dai-Gunzan. "If my hunch is right the others are fighting over him as well."

At the ship Adiane fell onto the haul of the large gunman while the other commander was above her, making her roll out of the way to avoid a spear aimed for her cockpit. "Damn it, just give me the human or your precious Dai-Gunzan is going to get destroyed in our fight!"

"You can't take the human without your head!" She roared out while swinging one arm down, but Adiane's gunman grabbed it and held it in place while both struggled to push the other back.

"You're being ridiculous, just give him to me!" She shouted. "I am getting him one way or another, I always get what I want!"

"Not this time!"

Adiane scowled before using her legs to push Thymilph off and jumped up before running and spear tackled the gunman directly into the hangar area. "You know you can't say no to me! I will find him even if it's the last thing I do!" She shouted before picking up an iron beam and stabbing the other gunman in the arm, pinning it to the wall.

Inside the gorilla woman let out a roar and tried moving the robot, but it wouldn't budge or move that much. "No! Don't you dare go near him! He's mine!"

"It's not like you can stop me!" Adiane said as the mouth on her gunman opened and she got out. She walked away with a smirk and feeling warm, making her shake her head. 'Don't get excited, just get the human, give him to Lordgenome, and get showered with praise.'

"No, don't you dare touch him!" She shouted as she tried to open the gunman's mouth only to see an error sign come up as Adiane began to run deeper into the ship. "ADIANE!"

Meanwhile Simon was struggling to get the ropes off as he began to realize that the explosions and banging sounds had stopped. 'She must be coming back, or maybe it's Kamina and Yoko coming to save me!' He thought as he began to hear a noise coming down the hallway. 'It has to be them, they're here to save me from the beastmen!'

When the noise reached the door and it began opening, his hope fell when he saw Adiane who gave a dark smirk.

"Hello human, I found you~." she said as she felt even warmer as she stared at him. 'Wow, for such a small and defenseless creature, he's...adorable!' She thought with a light blush as she began to approach him. "You're coming with me."

He gulped before seeing the scorpion tail and jumped when it wrapped around and picked him up. "A-Any chance you'd be willing to let me go?" He asked as she began to walk away with him as she stole glances at him.

"No, not likely at all." She said with a smirk as they began to near the hanger. 'How is he this adorable? It's a shame I have to give him to Lordgenome.' She thought as she began to feel even warmer the longer she looked at him. 'Then again...I'm sure I can hold onto him for a little extra time.' She thought with a smile as she reached the hanger and began to make her way to her Gunman as Thymilph roared in anger as she saw Simon being held by Adiane's tail.

"GIVE HIM BACK!"

"Nope, he's all mine now~." She called back with a smile as she looked at her gunman. "Hmmm...I can't hold you in my gunman's hands, you might get hurt...I guess you're riding with me!"

"W-What?!" He said as she climbed into her gunman before making her tail place him in her lap with his head resting on her large breasts.

"There we go, nice and safe." She said as she felt even warmer inside as she looked down at him. The door closed while she held the controls and stepped back. "Bye bye Thymilph."

"ADIANE! BRING HIM BACK, HE'S MINE!" She roared angrily.

"Can't hear you." She smirked before she headed off the ship and jumped down to the ground before she took off running. "I win, I got him, he's all mine!" She chuckled happily to herself, not seeing the Gunman running towards her.

He gulped hearing her say that before the whole thing shook from something crashing into it.

"What the hell is happening?" She said as the gunman was sent to the ground and she quickly wrapped her arms around Simon to keep him from getting hurt. She looked at the the monitor to see a familiar gunman on top of her. "Guame!"

"That's right, I rushed here as fast as I could." She spoke while in a gunman that was orange and white with two large arms and two antennae on the top part. "Do you have the human boy?"

"Yeah, but why the hell did you tackle me! He's captured by me, so go away!" She growled in annoyance.

"I'll go away, as soon as you give him to me that is." She said as she held out her hand.

"What? Why?!" She shouted at she tightened her grip on him, pressing his head into her breasts.

His eyes widened while blushing and noted they seemed bigger than Yoko's.

"Because I know all of you are letting the season get to you, out of all of us I can stick with the plan Lordgenome gave us, now give him here or I'll rip your gunman open."

"Hey, I am not falling prey to the season! I just don't want anyone else to get the glory of giving him to Lordgenome!" She said as she felt his head between her breasts and smiled.

"Oh really? Then what would you say if I heard he plans to execute the boy as soon as he gets him?"

"WHAT? HE PLANS TO KILL MY…..shit." She said as she realized what she just said.

"I thought so, now hand him over."

Adiane gulped while looking at Simon who looked confused before scowling. "No."

"What was that, did you just say no?" Guame asked with a frown.

"Yeah, I did."

"Then that is a mistake...you'll thank me for this later." She said as she reached down and grabbed the mouth of Adiane's gunman and began to slowly tear it open.

Simon jumped hearing the metal tearing before Adiane made her gunman stand up and punch Guame's own back, making it let go before she made it turn and run off.

"Damn it, we have to get out of here! Once we get to the sea my Dai-Gunkai will take us far away from that scaly bitch!"

He gulped while his face stuck to her chest. "W-What's going on?"

"Oh, well we've been ordered to bring you to the capital and to the king, but don't worry my sweet little Simon, I won't let anyone hurt you." She said as she patted his head as she felt like there was a volcano inside her.

"C-Can't you just bring me to my friends?"

"Absolutely not." She spoke with her eye narrowed and with a cold tone. "You can never leave my sight, you might get hurt or one of those bitches will steal you from me. Besides, why would you ever want to leave me, that would be a VERY bad idea."

He shivered seeing her look before the gunman suddenly shook again and she fell forward on him with her chest smothering him.

"Damn it, what is it now!?" She growled as Simon blushed and turned the color of Yoko's hair.

'I-is this really happening?'

"Give me the human Adiane!" Guame shouted as she punched the gunman and tried to tear one of it's wing's off.

"Make me!" She growled before swinging one fist up and hitting one of the eyes out.

"Agh, damn it! You fool, it's just a human, this is the season affecting you!" Growled Guame with part of the vision broken as she managed to tear the wing off. "If it wasn't the time you would have been on your way to Lordgenome as we speak!"

"So what? I might have been going to him...after I wiped out a human colony on the other side of the planet first…." Remarked Adiane looking away while Simon sweatdropped himself.

"See, you're distracted, now give me the boy!" Guame said, neither seeing the figure flying towards them. "Give him to me so I can complete the mission!"

"I said n-what the?" She blinked seeing the object.

"SIMON! I'm coming for you! Give him back to me!" Cytomander shouted as she piloted her gunman towards them.

"Cytomander?" Guame turned before the flying gunman crashed into her. "Ah!"

"This is my chance! Let's get out of here!" Adiane said as she tried to run away.

Simon groaned while falling on the floor and felt the gunman start running again. 'I hope I don't get sick.'

"Don't worry my Simon, once we're far away enough you can be back on my lap again." She said happily as she watched Cytomander attacking Guame. 'I just hope that feather head keeps her occupied.'

"Give me the human!" Growled the bird commander.

"I don't have him!"

"Then who does!?"

"Adiane! And now she's getting away!" Guame said in annoyance.

Cytomander turned and growled before using her gunman to hover and flew off after her. "ADIANE!"

"Damn it, they're all going crazy for him, what's so special about him?" She said as she followed the bird beastman. "He's just a small frail human child."

With said small frail child he was bouncing around the floor of Adiane's gunman as she ran as fast as she could. "Wah! C-Can't we go sl-slower?"

"Nope, we have to hurry if we want to get home sweetie, besides, bird brain will realize Guame doesn't have you and come after us."

And cue said commander crashing into her and making the gunman trip onto it's front. "ADIANE! Give him back to me NOW!"

"No!" She shouted as she fell down on Simon again. She felt him flail around against her chest making her moan and shiver. "I-I'm glad to see that you're eager Simon, but now's not the time."

"Give me my Simon back you hussie!"

"Never!" She said as she tried to punch the other gunman. "He's mine!"

"I captured him first so he's mine!" She said as she dodged the punch and kicked the gunman in the leg, damaging it.

"I saw him first too, so I have the right to claim him as mine, not you!"

Simon rubbed his head while seeing something on the screen and paled. "Oh no."

"Huh? What is it sweetie?" Adiane asked as she punched Cytomander in the chest.

"Another gunman."

"What?" She said before she was tackled from the side by one of the regular horned gunmen that was piloted by a familiar gorilla beastman.

"I FOUND YOU ADIANE!"

"Oh come on!" She groaned as she recognized the voice. "Just go get another human, I want this one!"

"Adiane, don't forget the mission." Guame said as she approached them.

"Fuck the mission! I want my human!" Roared Thymilph before grabbing Adiane's gunmen and grabbed at the mouth. "And I'm gonna get him!"

"Not before I do!"

Guame facepalmed seeing Cytomander join in before she yelled out. "That's it! I'm going to crush you all and end that human's life if it's causing this much trouble!"

"NO! I WON'T LET YOU!" They all shouted as they turned to Guame. They stood up before charging at her gunman and dogpiled on it.

"Damn it, get off of me!" She shouted as she grabbed the nearest thing, which happened to be the mouth of Adiane's gunman and accidentally ripped it off, causing Simon to tumble out of it.

"Waah!" He cried out before landing on the face and held onto the mouth part. "Owww…" He said as Guame stared at the human now on her mouth and began to feel a bit worm.

"So...this is the human who is causing all this trouble…" She muttered while blowing some smoke out and stared at him. "Huh...a bit young...but not bad….it's been awhile….." She said as she began to feel even more warm the longer she stared.

"SIMON!" Cried out the others with said boy giving a small awkward wave.

"Umm….hi?" He said nervously as he looked at the four gunman staring at him. "So...any chance I could just walk away and find my friends?"

"NO" They all shouted, Guame surprising herself.

"Ok!" He gulped before seeing the mouth he was hanging onto open up and look inside to see Guame who ended up opening it without realizing it.

"Huh...I might as well bring him and complete the mission." She said as she reached up and grabbed him. She pulled him in while he groaned since it was smaller than the others before the mouth closed. "Now I can finish the mission."

"No!" The others yelled before Guame tried to move away from them. "Don't take him away!"

'Now I guess I better bring him to Lordgenome...wait, he said we could do that or tell him we got him...that might be easier.' She thought as she looked at him.

"Um, are you gonna kill me?" He asked with a little nervousness.

"Maybe, that is up for my master to decide." She said as she began to click a few buttons before a monitor appeared inside and outside her cockpit, making the others freeze.

"SIMON!"

"Calm down! I'm contacting Lordgenome right now so we can settle this madness!" She shouted. "But if one of you makes a move I'll end him right here and now!"

"...damn it, she has us, we can't do anything." Adiane said in anger.

"I'm going to rip her shell off." Growled Thymilph.

"After I claw her eyes out." Cytomander squacked angrily.

Guame kept from staring at Simon while sending the call to Lordgenome. It rang for a few seconds before clicking and suddenly the spiral king's head was shown on the monitor.

"What is it Guame, have you completed the mission?" He asked calmly.

"Yes, I have the human with me right now."

"Good, and is there a reason you have decided to call me rather than bring him to the capital?" He asked calmly as the generals watched nervously.

"Let's just say I wanted to know your choice on what to do with him beforehand." She said carefully as Simon looked at the screen nervously.

"Hmmm, well, to be honest, I don't care. I just want to make sure humans don't come to the surface or try to fight back. Kill him if you want, just make sure he doesn't bother us anymore with his gunman."

"Yes sir."

"Good, as for you and the generals, you are to spend the next six weeks on the front, I want all humans underground or dead, and you will stay out there until that task is complete."

That made their eyes widened while Guame ended the message.

"Well...that went well." She said as she looked to him. "I guess you're not dying today."

He sighed with relief while the other girls cheered.

"Yes, we get to be together forever Simon!" Adiane cheered happily.

"You? You mean he gets to be with me forever." Scowled Cytomember.

"You both are crazy, he belongs to me." Thymilph said as she crossed her gunmans arms.

"All three of you are wrong." Spoke Guame.

"Oh no, you are not going to say you get him! You tried to kill him!"

"Well guess what? I changed my mind." She smirked.

"BULLSHIT!" They all shouted.

"I claim him as my mate, give him back!" Adiane said as she tried to get to him.

Guame smirked before closing the door and pulled Simon against her while blowing some smoke out of her mouth. "Nope, it's been awhile since I've had a mate, I think I'll keep him."

Cue him blushing and the other commanders yelling out before jumping onto the gunman.

"Big bro! Yoko! Boota! Help!" He called out while having no idea WHAT to do in this situation.

"Who's Yoko, is that another woman?" Adriane asked with a frown as she banged on Guame's gunman mouth. "I'm the only one you'll ever need!"

"Back off! I can give him a better nest!"

"Forget it, I will keep him safe and sound on my Dai-Gunzan!"

They started another fight while Simon sighed.

'I wonder what Kamina would do in this situation.'

Meanwhile, said teen was currently running from several bunny beastmen.

"Yoko! Are you gonna shoot them or not?!"

"Kinda busy over here!" She said as she ran from some of the bunny girls as well. "Why are you chasing me!?"

"We're into men AND women!"