p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 24px; font-size: 18px; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro', 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 24px; padding: 0px; color: #555555;" data-p-id="0052c884d7e2055b8de54f7a3c71969f"Dirk p.o.v./p
p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 24px; font-size: 18px; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro', 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 24px; padding: 0px; color: #555555;" data-p-id="09e471b1d7d306f9e48e564f0064abba"I roll over in bed and put my shades on. I look over at style="box-sizing: border-box;" /em style="box-sizing: border-box;"Not again/em, I sigh. em style="box-sizing: border-box;"I promised myself that I wouldn't do this to myself anymore./embr style="box-sizing: border-box;" /After a shower, I go into the kitchen where the troll had already set out some aspirin and some orange juice. Downing it, I flop onto the couch and start up the PS3. I didn't even noticed when Jake slipped out the front door. It wasn't surprising. br style="box-sizing: border-box;" /Both of us knew what our relationship was./p
p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 24px; font-size: 18px; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro', 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 24px; padding: 0px; color: #555555;" data-p-id="3d0c2dea79e79c6669635d82339cc0b1""Are you okay?" The troll style="box-sizing: border-box;" /"As fine as a strider can be. Which is very fine by the way."br style="box-sizing: border-box;" /"FINE BE THAT WAY. SORRY FOR TRYING TO BE A CONSIDERATE PIECE OF HOOF BEAST SHIT FOR ONCE. SERVES ME RIGHT FOR TRYING TO TALK TO A STRIDER OF ALL PEOPLE ABOUT THEIR OBVIOUS PROBLEMS."br style="box-sizing: border-box;" /I flinch behind my style="box-sizing: border-box;" /"We're nothing but bros. We fuck sometimes but its nothing romantic. " I style="box-sizing: border-box;" /"Do you want it to be romantic?"br style="box-sizing: border-box;" /"Hell no. We tried that before...it didn't work out. He told Roxy that he can't love people romantically. It would be a waste."br style="box-sizing: border-box;" /"Then find someone new."br style="box-sizing: border-box;" /"Like who?" That would be the question. No one can add up to being better then style="box-sizing: border-box;" /"I DON'T FUCKING KNOW! WHY DON'T YOU PUT YOUR OFFENSIVE EXCUSE OF A BULGE IN ANY WILLING POMPOUS ASS GURGLING NOOK SNIFFER UNTIL ONE SEEMS FIT?! JUST DON'T FUCK UP AND GET HURT IN THE PROCESS."br style="box-sizing: border-box;" /He was right. How long have I've been torn up over Jake? br style="box-sizing: border-box;" /"Kit-kat, right?"br style="box-sizing: border-box;" /"Karkat." The troll style="box-sizing: border-box;" /"Well...thanks."I say glancing at him. His cheeks was a flushed style="box-sizing: border-box;" /" WHATEVER FUCKASS."/p
p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 24px; font-size: 18px; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro', 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 24px; padding: 0px; color: #555555;" data-p-id="f7bf1c8848f404f0c2aac1433fb6ee97"Karkat p.o.v./p
p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 24px; font-size: 18px; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro', 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 24px; padding: 0px; color: #555555;" data-p-id="a46d4eb252f71121e3d1b54d76086eb3"After talking to Dave's "bro", I decided to take my own advise. I pick up my phone style="box-sizing: border-box;" /em style="box-sizing: border-box;"I'm not my master's anymore...I deserved to be happy... Right/em?br style="box-sizing: border-box;" /I dial his number, my blood pusher beating style="box-sizing: border-box;" /My thinkpan started to doubt itself. em style="box-sizing: border-box;"What if he doesn't want me anymore? What if something bad happens, would he still be my friend? What quadrant would we be in?/embr style="box-sizing: border-box;" /The third ring goes off. br style="box-sizing: border-box;" /He's not going to style="box-sizing: border-box;" /"WhAt'S uP mOtHeRfUcKeR?"/p
p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 24px; font-size: 18px; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro', 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 24px; padding: 0px; color: #555555;" data-p-id="1f32ab7dc2079cef8c024a0c8eb49a0b"Dave p.o.v./p
p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 24px; font-size: 18px; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro', 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 24px; padding: 0px; color: #555555;" data-p-id="43b69f4bc0e8fa5dd8a20e404e506b09"I'm walking down the street, heading home after school. I couldn't wait to get home and be with style="box-sizing: border-box;" /"Dave!" When I turn around I am greeted with a hug. "No calls or anything?! I thought that you fell of the face of the earth!"br style="box-sizing: border-box;" style="box-sizing: border-box;" /" Heeeey, Egbert. It would be a shame if i fell off the earth. The world would be 100% less cooler. Cool kids everywhere will cry out as their source of swag decreases and become no more." Play it cool, style="box-sizing: border-box;" /" Hahaha. Yeah."br style="box-sizing: border-box;" /~awkward silence~br style="box-sizing: border-box;" /"So are you doing anything?"br style="box-sizing: border-box;" /"Nothing really. Just going back to the house and play some Mario Kart with this new troll roommate I got."br style="box-sizing: border-box;" /"Wait... you got a troll?"br style="box-sizing: border-box;" /"Yeah...wanna meet him?"br style="box-sizing: border-box;" /"Sure."br style="box-sizing: border-box;" /As we walked, I noticed Jade walked past out of the corner of my eye./p
p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 24px; font-size: 18px; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro', 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 24px; padding: 0px; color: #555555;" data-p-id="ba30655f49db1022c2468ccd789a8720"Dirk's p.o.v./p
p class="" style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 24px; font-size: 18px; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro', 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 24px; padding: 0px; color: #555555;" data-p-id="d898ac500b2130bacb79d8c373d5226c"I went to the gym after talking to Karkat, to dwell on what the little dude had style="box-sizing: border-box;" /That's when I noticed that a troll- possibly blue blood lifting weights. His large bulging muscles laced with sweat as he lifted 3 times the amount of weight that Jake and i could ever wish to dream about style="box-sizing: border-box;" /His abs showed through the tanktop that stuck to his abs. If the dude wasn't so sweaty, I would lick every muscle he style="box-sizing: border-box;" /"Hey. I'm Dirk Strider and you are?"/p
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p class="" style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 24px; font-size: 18px; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro', 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 24px; padding: 0px; color: #555555;" data-p-id="691c77cda61ea63dacb0734d957627c9"After seeing John and Dave, I've made my decision./p
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p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 24px; font-size: 18px; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro', 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 24px; padding: 0px; color: #555555;" data-p-id="09e471b1d7d306f9e48e564f0064abba"I roll over in bed and put my shades on. I look over at style="box-sizing: border-box;" /em style="box-sizing: border-box;"Not again/em, I sigh. em style="box-sizing: border-box;"I promised myself that I wouldn't do this to myself anymore./embr style="box-sizing: border-box;" /After a shower, I go into the kitchen where the troll had already set out some aspirin and some orange juice. Downing it, I flop onto the couch and start up the PS3. I didn't even noticed when Jake slipped out the front door. It wasn't surprising. br style="box-sizing: border-box;" /Both of us knew what our relationship was./p
p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 24px; font-size: 18px; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro', 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 24px; padding: 0px; color: #555555;" data-p-id="3d0c2dea79e79c6669635d82339cc0b1""Are you okay?" The troll style="box-sizing: border-box;" /"As fine as a strider can be. Which is very fine by the way."br style="box-sizing: border-box;" /"FINE BE THAT WAY. SORRY FOR TRYING TO BE A CONSIDERATE PIECE OF HOOF BEAST SHIT FOR ONCE. SERVES ME RIGHT FOR TRYING TO TALK TO A STRIDER OF ALL PEOPLE ABOUT THEIR OBVIOUS PROBLEMS."br style="box-sizing: border-box;" /I flinch behind my style="box-sizing: border-box;" /"We're nothing but bros. We fuck sometimes but its nothing romantic. " I style="box-sizing: border-box;" /"Do you want it to be romantic?"br style="box-sizing: border-box;" /"Hell no. We tried that before...it didn't work out. He told Roxy that he can't love people romantically. It would be a waste."br style="box-sizing: border-box;" /"Then find someone new."br style="box-sizing: border-box;" /"Like who?" That would be the question. No one can add up to being better then style="box-sizing: border-box;" /"I DON'T FUCKING KNOW! WHY DON'T YOU PUT YOUR OFFENSIVE EXCUSE OF A BULGE IN ANY WILLING POMPOUS ASS GURGLING NOOK SNIFFER UNTIL ONE SEEMS FIT?! JUST DON'T FUCK UP AND GET HURT IN THE PROCESS."br style="box-sizing: border-box;" /He was right. How long have I've been torn up over Jake? br style="box-sizing: border-box;" /"Kit-kat, right?"br style="box-sizing: border-box;" /"Karkat." The troll style="box-sizing: border-box;" /"Well...thanks."I say glancing at him. His cheeks was a flushed style="box-sizing: border-box;" /" WHATEVER FUCKASS."/p
p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 24px; font-size: 18px; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro', 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 24px; padding: 0px; color: #555555;" data-p-id="f7bf1c8848f404f0c2aac1433fb6ee97"Karkat p.o.v./p
p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 24px; font-size: 18px; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro', 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 24px; padding: 0px; color: #555555;" data-p-id="a46d4eb252f71121e3d1b54d76086eb3"After talking to Dave's "bro", I decided to take my own advise. I pick up my phone style="box-sizing: border-box;" /em style="box-sizing: border-box;"I'm not my master's anymore...I deserved to be happy... Right/em?br style="box-sizing: border-box;" /I dial his number, my blood pusher beating style="box-sizing: border-box;" /My thinkpan started to doubt itself. em style="box-sizing: border-box;"What if he doesn't want me anymore? What if something bad happens, would he still be my friend? What quadrant would we be in?/embr style="box-sizing: border-box;" /The third ring goes off. br style="box-sizing: border-box;" /He's not going to style="box-sizing: border-box;" /"WhAt'S uP mOtHeRfUcKeR?"/p
p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 24px; font-size: 18px; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro', 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 24px; padding: 0px; color: #555555;" data-p-id="1f32ab7dc2079cef8c024a0c8eb49a0b"Dave p.o.v./p
p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 24px; font-size: 18px; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro', 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 24px; padding: 0px; color: #555555;" data-p-id="43b69f4bc0e8fa5dd8a20e404e506b09"I'm walking down the street, heading home after school. I couldn't wait to get home and be with style="box-sizing: border-box;" /"Dave!" When I turn around I am greeted with a hug. "No calls or anything?! I thought that you fell of the face of the earth!"br style="box-sizing: border-box;" style="box-sizing: border-box;" /" Heeeey, Egbert. It would be a shame if i fell off the earth. The world would be 100% less cooler. Cool kids everywhere will cry out as their source of swag decreases and become no more." Play it cool, style="box-sizing: border-box;" /" Hahaha. Yeah."br style="box-sizing: border-box;" /~awkward silence~br style="box-sizing: border-box;" /"So are you doing anything?"br style="box-sizing: border-box;" /"Nothing really. Just going back to the house and play some Mario Kart with this new troll roommate I got."br style="box-sizing: border-box;" /"Wait... you got a troll?"br style="box-sizing: border-box;" /"Yeah...wanna meet him?"br style="box-sizing: border-box;" /"Sure."br style="box-sizing: border-box;" /As we walked, I noticed Jade walked past out of the corner of my eye./p
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p class="" style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 24px; font-size: 18px; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro', 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 24px; padding: 0px; color: #555555;" data-p-id="d898ac500b2130bacb79d8c373d5226c"I went to the gym after talking to Karkat, to dwell on what the little dude had style="box-sizing: border-box;" /That's when I noticed that a troll- possibly blue blood lifting weights. His large bulging muscles laced with sweat as he lifted 3 times the amount of weight that Jake and i could ever wish to dream about style="box-sizing: border-box;" /His abs showed through the tanktop that stuck to his abs. If the dude wasn't so sweaty, I would lick every muscle he style="box-sizing: border-box;" /"Hey. I'm Dirk Strider and you are?"/p
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p class="" style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 24px; font-size: 18px; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro', 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 24px; padding: 0px; color: #555555;" data-p-id="691c77cda61ea63dacb0734d957627c9"After seeing John and Dave, I've made my decision./p
p class="" style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 24px; font-size: 18px; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro', 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 24px; padding: 0px; color: #555555;" data-p-id="071569d8ffc8c8f55f7ae4eb5ddfec43"Jade: Dave. I want to break up./p
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