Crazy trouble with love part 6
Lampads and Percy
Series: Percy Jackson
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It was a very dreary day at Camp Half Blood as it was raining non stop since two weeks ago. Due to this all activities were cancelled. Which wasn't that bad, if you were a fish that was.
Percy Jackson was sitting in his bed while bored since even he wouldn't go out for a swim. Sure he could stay dry in the water, but the rain made it too gloomy to enjoy it that much. "What should I do?"
He looked at the ceiling while feeling very depressed due to the weather. 'Maybe I should make water puppets? There's a lot of water outside.' he thought before pulling the covers up. 'Then again, maybe I'll do what most kids would and just sleep all day till it passes.'
As this was happening, he didn't notice that a blight blackish red flame was coming towards the cabin. Nor was the flame actually being four separate flames that were getting closer to the front door. But he did notice when there was a knock.
"Go away, I'm asleep." he called out.
"Really? We thought you were dead." Spoke a girl's voice from the other end while some giggling was heard. "Do you have any intestines?"
"Good one."
"Yeah that's funny."
"I loved it so much I think I almost pissed my bloomers!"
'What the fuck?' Percy thought with wide eyes. He sat up and looked at the door. "Look, if you're Hermes kids then go bug someone else, I'm too tired to deal with some prank."
Then there was a chorus of whispering before one girl spoke up.
"No english." She said in a fake accent. "Wash underwear now?"
"I'm serious-"
"Killer monkeys!" She screamed out while the other three giggled and laughed.
"Please-"
"Cockadoodledo!"
"Stop!"
"I'm a little tea pot, spick and span, look at my tits and taste the coffee." She sang with some snickers in her singing.
"What-"
"Fart tastic!"
Percy frowned and got up before walking to the door. "Look, if this is some ding dong ditch then it's failed, hard! Now get away or I'm gonna show you just how waterlogged you'll get being right next to my cabin."
The door opened as Percy saw four girls with matching blackish pink hair, very mismatched clothing that looked almost like a toga and skirt hybrid, mismatched eyes with either blue and pink or black and yellow eyes, and blackish red torches in their left hands. Each one however had very large asses and B cup chests, the only thing that he can differentiate between them.
"Yo." They all said at one while sticking their tongues out.
"Um...hi."
"You look like a camel." They said at once before making raspberry sounds.
'What...the….fuck?' He thought while he felt a little strange for some reason.
"Hey Mary." Spoke one with a pink left and a black right eye. "Let's pull his pants down!"
"And burn it?" Asked said girl with a yellow right eye and a pink left eye.
"Good call girls!" Grinned a girl with a yellow left eye and a black right eye.
"That's our Jane!" Giggled at girl with a pink right eye and a yellow left eye.
"Let's go Kiki!" She grinned while pulling Percy's shirt off and started using it as a flag. "Look! I'm the king of the smelly shit from mercury!"
"All hail the king!"
Percy looked very lost while grabbing Jane's arm. "Can you knock it off!"
She looked at him while giving him a raspberry. "Sure mister dog, just let us in."
"Fine, just give me my shirt back."
She threw it into the fire while the girls laughed at the shirt burning.
"Oh good one Jane!"
"Mia's laughing so hard ha ha."
"Thanks."
"You're a sexy fox corpse!"
"Oh you're so modest."
Percy glared at them in rage. "Ok, seriously, what the Hades is wrong with all of you?!"
"Hades?" They asked at once. "Oh that's a nice place to live."
"...what?"
"We live in Hades."
His mind started drifting as he saw Hades having these girls living in his body like worms. He held onto the door and rubbed his head. "Look, just leave me alone and go bug someone else."
They shook their heads no.
"Please?"
Again they shook their heads no.
"Come on! Just leave!"
"No, lady Hecate would be upset if we return without any madness juices." They said at once.
He blinked and started seeing the flames engulf them and groaned before slamming the door closed while rubbing his head at feeling some sweat. 'Ok, now I know this isn't normal, especially by this camp's standards.' But he then started seeing seeing flying eyeballs. 'What the…'
(Next day)
Percy slowly woke up while feeling like he was sleeping on a train. But that was when he realized he was on top of the Ares cabin and had a sword in his mouth. He pushed himself up and shook his head while taking the sword out. "What...how'd I get here? All I remember was...eyeballs?"
That was when he saw Annabeth walking by while looking very annoyed.
"Percy! What the Hades did you do last night?!"
"Um what?"
She frowned. "Did you forget?"
"Forget what?"
"You know damn well! After all you tried attacking me with a sword while yelling 'killer boobie owls' like a crazy man!"
He blinked and got off the roof. "Wait, I...I did that? You're kidding, right?"
"Do I look like I'm kidding?!" She growled while Percy felt very scared right now.
"Easy Annabeth, I don't remember doing that. I mean all I do remember are four weird girls coming over last night, some eyeballs, and then...nothing."
"What weird girls? You mean Drew right?"
"No, they were kind of mismatched, had different colored eyes, blackish red flames-"
"Wait, blackish red flames?" Annabeth said with wide eyes.
"Yea and they acted bonkers." He said while Annabeth looked a little nervous.
"Um, did they mention anything else? Like names or why they were there?"
"Well they said they lived in Hades, something about Hecate and madness."
"Percy." She said while putting a hand on his shoulder. "They were Lampads."
"Lampads?"
"Nymphs from the underworld that are Hecate's servants." She spoke. "They were a gift to her from Zeus after she helped the gods during the first Titan War, and are known to cause madness when one looks at their touches."
"Wait, that explains it! They kept acting all weird and nutty, I figured they were messing around, I honestly thought they were some Hermes kids who were new around camp?"
"They weren't, especially when they have no sense of logic when their torches are lit." Annabeth said while not knowing the nymphs were walking behind her. "Percy, you need to be careful, if you see their lights then you'll go insane!"
"Uh, Annabeth?"
"What?"
"They're behind you." He said as Mary, Mia, Jane and Kiki walked behind her and started making goat noises.
"Baaa!"
"Baaa!"
"Baaa!"
"Mooo!"
Annabeth paled before covering her eyes and ran in the opposite direction.
"What's her problem?" They said at once before looking at Percy. "Heellooo nurse!"
"What are you four doing here?!"
"We're getting madness juices." They smiled.
He went wide eyed before turning away and bolted. 'Don't look at the torches and get far away.' But the problem was that he looked at the light for a few seconds and he started to see cabins making funny faces at him. 'Oh shit!'
(Later)
Grover was busy practicing with his pipes as he was just minding his business.
Only to hear screaming coming towards him.
He turned and saw Percy, with a pair of panties on his head, running at him.
"Flee! Flee from the killer goat butts! Baaa!"
"Percy? What the-"
"Baaaaa!" He cried out before headbutting the satyr in the stomach. "Ed needs pain!"
"Gah!" he stumbled back and held his gut. "Percy! What the Hades was that for?!"
Percy laughed like a sheep before grabbing him and did a piledriver. "No food for you gato!"
"GAH!" He cried out as Percy got up and ran towards a few tree nymphs.
"Hello sexy ladies!"
"Ahh!"
(Later)
Percy groaned while feeling like he took a hammer to the face, not knowing he was next to a tree nymph who was very scared since he was wrapped around her like a snake.
"D-Don't hurt me!"
He blinked and slowly looked around before turning to her and went wide eyed before jumping back. "Woah! Um, who are you?"
"Pine." She said while trying to back away. "Y-You're evil! Evil I say! Evil!"
"Wait why?"
"You attacked me!" She cried. "And spanked me while calling me a 'naughty little girl'!"
"Wait what?!" he went wide eyed and blushed while holding his hands up. "Wait hold on! I swear I didn't mean that, honestly."
She sniffled before running away. "Curse you to Hades!"
He facepalmed and got up while noting the underwear on his head and tossed it off with a blush. 'Ok, two times that's happened, and all cause of those girls. Servants to Hecate or not, I've gotta talk to Chiron about this before I really do something bad.'
(Later)
Percy walked towards the big house as he looked in every direction for the Lampads. So far they weren't there and he had riptide in his hand. 'Ok, if I can keep from looking at them I should be fine.'
As he got to the building, he saw Chiron walking out of the front door. "Chiron!" Percy called out while looking to his sides.
"Oh, Percy, what seems to be the matter?"
"Please tell me you've heard of the Lampads."
"Yes I do, why do you ask?"
Percy looked around while shivering. "Because I'm getting stalked by four of them."
"Four? All at this camp?"
"Yeah, please tell me there's some way they can stop, cause they're technically monsters rights? As in they aren't allowed?"
"No. They're still nymphs, meaning they can stay at the camp." He spoke. "And if you try hurting them then lady Hecate and lord Zeus would smite you."
"But all they keep doing is make me go mad and black out! They've done it twice and isn't there some rule against that sorta stuff?"
"No they're no such rules, and they only collect madness to help burn their touches. Without them they'll die. That and lady Hecate uses madness for her rare love potions."
He facepalmed. "So there's not a thing I can do? What if I just point them to the nearest asylum? They'll get plenty of fuel there."
"They don't go to asylums anymore, not after a small incident involving them getting scared off by the doctors." He sighed.
"They're powerful madness nymphs and they were scared off by human doctors?"
"They were sons of Dionysus." He clarified while the Lampads walked out of the big house. "They don't like anything that is immune to their torches."
Percy went wide eyed and quickly shut his eyes while turning and running off. 'Not this time!'
Mary, Mia, Jane and Kiki blinked while looking at the scared human. "What an odd human."
(Later)
Percy ran into the cabin and started covering every entrance. 'They won't get me this time!' He thought while moving some furniture around.
As this was happening, he didn't noticed that the girl's were watching from the bathroom window.
"He's funny." Mary chuckled.
"And looks like a goat." Mia smirked.
Jane looked at Kiki before nodding as she slowly opened the window.
Percy looked around before pushing the bookcase towards the window as the four girls got into the bathroom. "There! Now try to make me go nuts you crazy nymphs!"
When he didn't get any response he sighed with relief.
"Oh thank my dad, maybe now they'll buzz off and bug someone else or move on."
FLUSH!
He blinked while hearing the toilet getting flushed multiple times.
"Weee!"
"Look at the hole! It's sinking!"
"Yahoo!"
"Put your butt in Kiki!"
"Ok!"
FLUSH!
"Woah! It's so cold!"
"No, you gotta be kidding me." Percy said before rushing to the bathroom and saw them laughing as Mia flushed the toilet and caused a butt naked Kiki to laugh hysterically.
"Ha ha ha! Again again!"
"Let the flood rise!" Mia laughed as Jane turned and saw Percy.
"Hello funny goat, like the new butt warmer?" she smiled.
He pulled riptide out before pulling the door shut. 'Ok, I didn't see a torch, so that means I'm not gonna black out, right?'
The girls kept on flushing the toilet for about ten minutes before getting bored and started hitting the walls with toilet paper.
(Later)
Percy waited at the door while trying to come out with a plan to get rid of them. 'Maybe I can sick them on Clarisse, then again she might want my head on a spear and actually help them to get a kick out of this.'
As this was occurring, Mary, Mia, Jane and Kiki were busy looking at the ground and counted the cracks on the wood. But they got bored and started looking tired from a lack of things to do.
"Boring." They all said at once with a yawn.
Percy heard that and started to lessen his guard. 'Ok, maybe now they'll go away, come on, just go out the window and scatter.'
But this didn't occur as they stayed on the ground and played with their hair.
"Boring."
"Mia agrees."
"Can we go home?"
"Too bored to move."
The demigod facepalmed hearing that. "Just leave me alone!"
Jane heard his voice and got up. "Hey girls, it's mister goat!"
"Really?"
Mary moved towards the door and opened it. "It's him!"
"Let's shave his head!" Mia giggled.
"Not!" he yelled before running off with his eyes closed. "Go bother someone else!"
They ran after him while giggling. "Come back, we just want to play with you!"
"No way!" He yelled before hiding in a closet.
They looked around before looking under the bed and in the other rooms.
"Goat? Where are you?"
"Please come out, we're not going to eat you."
"Are you in here?" Jane asked while looking down a sink.
"Girls, I think he hates us." Mary said with a dark giggle. "And those we hate will get nutty he he he."
'Hades to that! I gotta fight, but otherwise Zeus and Hecate are gonna pitch a fit.' he thought in fear before the door opened as Mia looked at him.
"Found him! And look, he has a beard." she giggled while the girls walked towards the closet.
Percy gulped in fear while raising his sword up. "Stay back! I'm not going mad this time!"
"Ok." they said while smiling a little.
"...huh?"
"We got enough maddess juices today." Mia smiled. "So why get anymore?"
"And we're bored, like dead rats on a ship." Kiki said while playing with her hair.
"...what?"
Mary walked over to him and patted his head. "We just wanted to play with you silly piggy."
'Play?' "What's wrong with you all?!"
"Huh?" They said at once.
"I mean you're acting crazier than an asylum ward!"
"Huh?" They said again.
"You're batshit crazy!"
They got the picture and giggled.
"What's so funny now?!"
"We have attention deficit disorder." Mary giggled. "All Lampads have it."
"Silly bat." Jane giggled.
"W...What?"
"We have ADD." They said at once.
Percy felt his mind getting blown while also feeling stupid not knowing about this beforehand. "So...you're not all purely insane? It's just a common attention disorder?"
"Yep." Kiki said with a thumbs up. "And we're proud of it too."
"It makes us unique and very fun to be around." Jane giggled. "Like you son of Poseidon."
'I feel like an idiot!' he thought while Mia poked his cheek.
"Say, can we play now?"
"Yeah! We wanna play!"
"Please?"
"Pretty please with a skull on top?"
"Um…..sure?" he said before seeing them pull out some torches out of thin air.
"Let's play madness tag!" They said at once.
His eyes widened while seeing the flames and the room started turning wobbly. 'Not again!'
(Next day)
Percy groaned while feeling a draft and saw he was in the Demeter cabin, with a plant on his head and a rusty spoon in his right hand. He looked at himself before seeing that he was naked. "Ah!" he cried out before seeing that the cabin was full of Demeter kids, who had black eyes and spoons in their hair.
"Percy Jackson!" They yelled in rage.
"It wasn't me!"
"Yeah right and you also didn't try to spoon my eyes out!" One Demeter boy growled while cracking his knuckles.
"I'm innocent!"
"Get him!"
He dropped the spoon before jumping out the window and started running.
(Two minutes later)
He sighed while fully clothed and sitting at his table as he ate some Cheerios. 'Damn those Lampads!'
"Hi pig!"
He paled as Mary, Mia, Jane and Kiki walked towards him and sat next to him.
"How was it being the king of madness tag?" Kiki smiled.
"Was it fun?" Mia smiled while making cat sounds.
"What do you think? Of course not!"
"But it was fun putting paint on the horsy." Mary pouted. "And you were a good drummer bunny boy."
"Drummer?" He asked before they pointed to their asses. He blushed bright red and covered his ears. "Ok I don't need to hear more!"
They giggled as Clarisse walked by covered in glitter and with her hair half burnt. "Hi miss fire asshole!"
"JACKSON!"
He paled while trying to hold back a snicker.
"You're gonna get a new asshole for doing this!"
"Um what did I do again?"
"You set my hair on fire! And placed glitter on me!"
"You look funny." giggled Mia and Kiki while pointing their middle fingers at her.
"Like a pig." Mary laughed.
"A very scaley chameleon." Jane laughed while hitting her head on the table.
Clarisse growled hearing that. "Just who the Hades are you lot!?"
"Mary, Mia, Jane and Kiki." They smiled. "The Lampad sisters."
And cue her eyes widening along with all the other campers eating there.
"And you need to eat a pussy." Giggled Jane.
Percy blushed before the sisters gave him a hug.
"Look at us!" Mary smiled. "We're sexy pussy lovers!"
"Yahoo!" The other three cried out while punching the air.
"Wait what?!" Percy yelled out in shock.
They smiled while nuzzling his face.
"Holy shit Jackson, you've got a harem?"
"I-I don't have a harem!"
"Then why are they acting like lovesick puppies?"
"They can't help it?"
The Ares child raised her eyebrow as Mary, Mia, Jane and Kiki pulled out their torches.
"Let's play kiss the sexy boy!" They giggled as everyone saw the light and started seeing stars.
(Two seconds later)
Percy laughed as he danced with the Lampads while everything went into madness. "I love you guys!"
"Same here sexy!" They laughed while Dionysus just shook his head.
'That Peter is going to have a rough time with those girls.'