Crazy trouble with love part 6

Ruyi Bang, Jingu Bang, and Sun

Series: RWBY

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-Beacon, SSSN's room-

"Sun!" Yelled a very wet looking Neptune. "You're so dead!"

"Oh? For what?"

"You damn know mister water balloon gun!"

"Me? I'm shocked you would assume I'd play a prank on your greatest fear. You should really have more faith in me." He said while Neptune glared and grabbed a water balloon gun from behind his back.

"Sun!" He glared with hate.

"Oh! Where did that thing come from?" He said in shock while moving towards his weapon, Ruyi Bang and Jingu Bang.

"You're dead!"

"Sorry, not today." he grabbed his weapon and used it to launch himself out the window before using his tail to swing on the tree branch and landed on the ground before running. "Later!"

"GET BACK HERE!"

(A little while later)

Sun chuckled as he ran towards a tree and hid behind it. 'Best prank ever!' he leaned against it and smiled. "Well he's gonna be out for me all day, wonder what I can do to pass the time." He looked at the weapon while internally smirking. "But maybe a small prank on a Grimm might work?"

He headed off to the Emerald Forest and kept his eyes peeled for any of them.

(In the woods)

He looked around while swinging from the trees like a expert. "Oh Grimmy, come out come out wherever you are!" He landed on a branch while using Ruyi Bang and Jingu Bang like a flagpole. He looked around while not knowing his weapon was glowing a bright reddish yellow color. "Come on, just one Grimm is all I need."

The weapon glowed brighter before it shot out like a ball of light and zipped away into the forest.

Sun fell to the ground while his face hit a mud hole. He pushed himself up and shook the mud off. "What the….what just happened?" He got up before running toward the light. "Hey! Come back!"

(Five hours later)

The Faunus groaned while completely lost in the forest. "Ok….this...sucks." 'And that light...what is it and what happened to Ruyi Bang and Jingu Bang?'

That was when the light appeared near a cave and floated there.

"Ah ha! There you are!" Sun pointed before running towards the light. Only for it to float deeper into the cave. "Hey come back here!"

He ran inside, which was pitch black, and saw it keep going.

The light then stopped before going completely dim as the cave became pure black.

He looked around while wishing he had night vision. "Hello? Anyone there?" He stumbled through the cave before grabbing something. "Huh?" 'It feels soft.'

The light turned back on as Sun saw he was holding the muzzle of a Beowulf.

"Grrrr."

'Shit!' he thought jumping back as the Grimm growled and lunged at him.

"AHOOO!" It roared out as Sun ran out of the cave, the light following him all the way.

(Later)

Slam!

Sun walked into the room while covered in mangled clothes and a couple bite marks on his body. "Fucking Grimm."

Scarlet blinked while looking from his book. "Do I want to know?"

"No, not really." He said while walking towards the bed and fell face first in the bed.

"So where's Ruyi Bang and Jingu Bang? I haven't seen it since this morning when you ran off."

"Beats me, it just became this weird ball of light and left."

"...what?" He asked while the ball of light floated near the window.

"Yeah, I'm not kidding, it literally became that."

Scarlet looked confused before getting an idea. "Maybe it's an alien?"

Sun blinked while his tail stood up. "An alien?"

"Yeah, like an alien from another world. Maybes your weapon was an alien in disguise?" He said while the ball of light glowed red for some reason.

"The day that happens is the day Ruby quits eating cookies." He said before the ball of light floated towards another window and went inside.

All the while Ruby was sneezing like crazy while cleaning Crescent Rose.

'Who's talking about me?'

(Later)

Sun layed on his bed while a little annoyed that Neptune convinced his team to go on a detective mission without him. 'Even I wouldn't go that far.'

But as he looked at the ground, the ball of light slowly moved into the room and floated towards the bathroom.

"Now I'm gonna be bored the whole day." Sun said while his tail swished from side to side.

FLUSH!

He sat up and turned to the bathroom. "Neptune? Is that you?"

FLUSH!

He gulped. "Come on Neptune, it's not funny!"

The flushing stopped as the shower turned on.

"Wait, Scarlet?"

The shower turned off before the flushing continued.

"Sage?" He asked while feeling goosebumps on his skin.

BANG!

BANG!

BANG!

He jumped up and frowned. "Ok, come on out asshole!"

The banging stopped before the door slightly opened as a rubber duck was throw right at his head.

"Squeak." It said before falling into the ground.

"I'm serious! Get out of the bathroom!" He yelled before a bottle of soap hit his head. He growled and stamped over before slamming the door open. "I said…."

Inside was a very strange woman with a large ass, wearing a long gold toga with a dragon on the front, black boots, and her stomach exposed. However, instead of a normal body, she had two torsos that split from the sides like a 'Y'. Both sides had a D cup chest, long darkish red hair that reached to her left and right sides, her eyes were pure yellow, and had a red dot on her forehead. Her four hands had long gold nails that looked very sharp to the touch. "..."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"Hello partner in arms." Both said at once.

"AHHH!" he screamed before slamming the door shut and grabbing at his heart. 'Oh Dust! What was that?!'

The woman looked at each other before shrugged as their hands turned into nunchucks with a barrel on each end.

BANG!

BANG!

BANG!

BANG!

Which completely destroyed the door.

Sun jumped and went wide eyed before their hands turned back to normal.

"Partner in arms." The left one said.

"That was very rude." The right one said.

"And very interesting." Both said with a grin, which revealed their lizard like teeth to the very scared Sun.

"W-Who are you?! What are you?!"

They frowned. "Your weapon, partner in arms."

"...what?!"

"I'm Ruyi Bang." The left side said.

"And I'm Jingu Bang." The right said smirked.

"And we're Ruyi Bang and Jingu Bang." they said before briefly turning back to a familiar bo staff for a few seconds before changing back.

His jaw dropped before slapping himself on both cheeks. "Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!"

Ruyi Bang sighed as they walked towards Sun and Jingu Bang bonked his head hard with a staff arm.

"OW!"

"Ah, such pain." Both said with a grin. "It makes us very excited."

"What was that for?!"

"For fun." The left side smiled.

"And sadistic tendencies." The right side grinned.

Sun blinked. "Sadistic what?"

"Tendencies." Both said at once. "We love being the boss, especially for our pranks."

He blinked before getting the picture. "You were that ball!"

They smirked while crossing her arms. "What was your first clue?"

"But...how….when….huh?!"

"We're a weapon spirit." The left side spoke.

"Meaning we're now a living being." The right side spoke.

"But that can only happen if we reach one hundreds years old or when we had love and care given to us by our partner in arms." Both said at once.

"Wait….you mean me? Just because I took care of you two?"

They nodded while hearing a knock at the door.

"Sun? Are you there?" Blake asked from behind the door. "If so can you open up?"

"Uh, in a sec Blake!" He called out before noticing that Ruyi Bang and Jingu Bang were looking at the door with gritted teeth.

'That cat's ass is grass!' Both thought in hate.

"Ok, just don't take too long." Blake said while Sun turned to the conjoined woman.

"Can't you um...change back?"

"No." Both said flatly.

"But why? You two changed your hands into weapons before, that should be easy."

"We don't feel like it." The left side said with a frown.

"And we feel like throwing a cat out a window." The right side said with gritted teeth that sparked a little bit.

"What?" he heard another knock by Blake. "In a minute!"

Blake sighed while tapping her foot.

Ruyi Bang and Jingu Bang walked towards the door while stomping and causing holes on the ground before Sun pulled them back and moved them to the other side of the room.

"I'm serious, just turn back until Blake leaves."

They glared at him before changing back and fell to the ground.

Knock knock.

"It's open!" Sun called out.

"Sun." Blake said while walking in. "Can I have my Ninja in Love book back?"

"Sure thing, let me just go get it, I made sure the guys couldn't find it or they'd start getting weird ideas." He said while walking towards a bookcase as Ruyi Bang and Jingu Bang rolled towards Blake. 'Now where is it?'

The weapon moved closer and closer to the cat faunus before hitting her feet.

She blinked and looked down. "Hey Sun, might wanna make sure to put your weapons away, someone could trip over them if you leave them lying around."

"Oh sorry Blake, she's just um...you know."

'She?' She thought before it changed into a human and grabbed her by the shoulders.

"Leave."

"Now!"

"You damn pussy!" Both growled in rage.

"AHH!" she screamed and jumped back while Sun groaned. "W-W-What the hell?!" 'I-Is she like that crazy cooch girl?!'

"Get out!" The left side growled.

"And stop talking to our partner in arms!" The right side growled.

"He's ours!" They yelled while all four arms started to change into bo staffs.

'IT'S LIKE JAUNE'S WEAPON!' Blake thought in shock.

"Girls stop!" Sun got in between them. "I'm ordering you to knock it off!"

Ruyi Bang and Jingu Bang looked at him before giving a dark glare at Blake. "Fine, but only for you partner in arms."

"Sun, please tell me you know what's going on."

"It's...hard to explain, but they're weapon spirits."

"...like Jaune's Crocea Mors?"

That got Ruyi Bang and Jingu Bang's attention. 'Oh we're going to enjoy making her eat the dirt~'

Sun blinked. "Wait? Jaune's weapon is like Ruyi Bang and Jingu Bang?"

"Yes and she kept telling him to….kick me in the cootch."

"A bright idea." the twin weapons said with grins.

"Girls, down." frowned Sun.

"We aren't dogs!"

"You're acting like bitches."

They blinked before giggling a little bit. 'So corny.'

"I'm serious, you two are suppose to listen." he groaned.

"Wait, if they're both your weapons, then….how come they're connect? Wouldn't they be separate?" asked Blake.

"In our creation, we were once a bo staff with a gun feature." Ruyi Bang said.

"But our partner in arms." Jingu Bang smirked. "Changed it so we can be nunchucks."

"And that caused us to be conjoined instead of two separate personalities." Both said at once.

'Ok, that's starting to get creepy.'

"And he is OUR partner in arms." They growled. "Go get your own you skanky pussy!"

"Girls!" snapped Sun. "Cool it!"

They glared at him before giving him four birds.

"That's it, in the corner, now."

"We aren't your kids!"

"Go. Now!" He emphasized with a glare.

Both blinked before slumping and turned to a corner. 'Stupid partner in arms stealing shank!'

"Uh...maybe I'll just leave you...three alone." spoke Blake.

"Sorry about this Blake, but don't worry I'll get you the book later ok?" He said with a smile.

"Sure, take your time." she headed out while rolling her eyes. 'If my weapon ends up like them, maybe I should become a pacifist.'

Sun turned to Ruyi Bang and Jingu Bang and frowned. "Ok, why did you act like that to Blake?"

"..."

"..."

"Either answer or you stay in the corner."

"She's stealing you." Both said at once. "Especially since she has her own partner in arms."

"Wait, are...you two jealous of her?"

They looked at the sides. "...yes."

"Holy shit."

Both gave him a bird.

"Hey!"

"Cheater." Both said with hate.

"How am I a cheater?!"

"You see her more than us." The left side frowned.

"And you talk about her in your sleep." The right side growled.

"Meaning you like her more then us, partner in arms." Both said in unison.

"Wha-I use both of you all the time! How am I seeing her more then you two if you two are literally at my side all the time?"

"You tried to get with her." They frowned. "Even if she already had a partner in arms."

"And what does that even mean?!"

"Fiancé." Both said with light blushes.

"Wait, what? Hold up, are you talking about her weapon? You can't marry your own weapon."

"For a weapon spirit, when you trust someone to a greater end than just being a weapon." spoke Ruyi Bang.

"They gain a connection that can't be broken." Jingu Bang said with a blush.

"And will protect and help them until they are destroyed." Both said. "Or in your terms, a fiancé."

"Holy shit." he muttered again.

Both slumped a little. "And if the partner in arms cheats, then the weapon spirit will do everything in their power to make them stop, even, in our case, prank them to death."

"Woah woah woah, hold up. So you mean to say, is that me and you two, are...in a way engaged?"

They nodded while giving him a thumbs up.

"And if I say dated Blake, we'd be 'cheating' and you two, and Gamble Shroud, would try to...kill the other one? Isn't that a bit extreme?"

"It depends on the weapon spirit." Ruyi Bang said.

"Each one has a different personality and way to harm the other." Jingu Bang said.

"For us it's pranking the pussy." Both said. "But for Gamble Shroud, it's her call."

"So she might not kill me?"

"Yep." Both said with a thumbs up.

"Oh thank Dust." 'But that still doesn't change the fact they're taking this serious! I mean, they're literally asking me to date them and them alone, even though they're literally the weapons I made with my own two hands. Holy crap that sounds like they're my daughters.'

"Partner in arms." They said while blushing a little bit. "Do you think we're loved ones or a child?"

"Uh...well….I mean in a way children, I DID make you two after all."

They slumped hearing that. 'Fuck.'

"But I mean you two are still my weapons, that's not gonna change." Sun said with a chuckle as Ruyi Bang and Jingu Bang turned around.

"Really?"

"You're not shitting us?"

"If I was shitting you girls, then I wouldn't say you're...kind of cool."

They smiled before tackling him on the bed. "Sun!"

"Oof!" He gasped before seeing both sides right next to his sides.

"We love you partner in arms!" They smiled before wrapping him around with their 'arm' chucks.

He chuckled and hugged them. 'At least they're not upset anymore.'

As this went on, we find Ozpin watching from his desk as Dorothy was on his lap.

'What a strange one right Ozpinhead?' She asked from her weapon form.

"Yes, but if you keep up the nickname I'll have to 'forget' to clean you every two weeks." he remarked while leaning back in his chair.

'Grrr, fine!' She growled. 'But when will I have my match with that blonde bimbo?!'

"Soon, right after the others appear."

'Alright, but you owe me for waiting.'

Ozpin nodded before looking at the screen. 'Now, who's next?'