Dirk p.o.v.

I just wanted the group back together. I havent heard from Jane in almost a whole year now.

I just want it to go back to the way things used to be.

So when Roxy scored tickets to lazer tag from her girlfriend, Calliope, we arranged a get together.

There's only two problems...

Caliborn and Jake and Caliborn and Calliope.

(In this fanfic, they are separate people for obvious reasons. I usually hate thongs like that but this is an au so why not?)

Caliborn has a deep pet peev for women, but his sister tops the cake. They are parallel opposites in every shape and form...it makes it hard to believe that they are twins.

"All write
*Al'right
*Alright...so lets split up teams."Roxy says, slurred.

"I will not play such a medicore game if i am placed on any team other then the obvious winning team with Dirk." Caliborn threatens, the back of his hand touching mine( the equal to grinding against me in public.)

Roxy notices the "affectionate" behavior, nudging Calliope who just chuckled.

"Lols. Okay, i got it. Well
*We'll do English, Callie, and Me against Janey, Dirk, and Caliborn."

Dirk exhaled the breath was holding in. He glances over at Jane who glares at him and turns away.

Caliborn sees it and how it hurt Dirk.

"You will apologize. You ignorant bitch."

Jane blinked at him.

"Excuse me?"

"You will apologize to Dirk for being a bitch. He went through all the trouble to assemble all you ignorant bitches here and here you are giving him vulgar looks in front of his matesprit."

Fuck...

Dirk had forgotten that Caliborn thinks anything hateful is flirty

...he probably thinks Jane's giving him bedroom eyes.

"Matesprit?" Jake asks, looking at Dirk.

"Yes, you stupid jungle human male. Dirk and i are involved romantically. We even held hands." Caliborn boasts, proud of himself.

"Held hands? That's it?"

Roxy leans in and translates that holding hands was getting to 2nd base in Caliborn.
Jake frowns at that.

Dirk blushes.

"Um...we should start right. Yeah..." he pushes past everyone, breaking his cool exterior for a moment.

3rd person

When the lights go off, everyone went into stealth mode.

Caliborn's bloodthirsty side showed more as he shot at everything, regardless if they were on his team or not.

Dirks parkour matched perfectly, dodging friendly fire and getting enemies from where they least expect it.

Jane hid behind pillars and shot at passerbys and fall backs.

Jake was adventurous as ever, covering Roxy as she rushed others while Calliope being the snipper of the group.

Jane, Dirk, and Caliborn led by 15. Which was surprising due to Caliborn's friendly fire deductions.

Jake sees Dirk out of the corner of his eye, following him.

Shit. Shit. Shit. Dirk thinks.

He was running from Calliope's firing range and now he's cornered.

"Hiya Dirk."Jake whispers against the back of his neck.

"Jake." Dirk swallows.

"So...second base, huh?" Jake grinds against Dirk shamelessly.

"Yeah..." Dirk blushes.

"Was it better with him?" Jake pecks the back of his neck, sliding his fingers into his blonde hair.

Their mouths grazed against each other before hungrily open mouth kissing.

Not as good as this. Dirk thought.

"Let's finish what we started later." Jake says before shooting Dirk in the chest.

Dirk felt ashamed but satisfied at the same time.

Jane, Dirk, and Caliborn won by 3 at the day. However, Roxy had the most kills out of anybody.

"Even though you are the inferior sex if feel as if congratulation is necessary. You show prowess of the more dominant trait of the inferior sex." Caliborn nods.

"Uh...thanks?" Roxy says.

"So...calling it a night, are we?" Jake asks, cleaning his glasses and giving Dirk a wink before Caliborn could notice.

But Jane notices...

"Well since we won, i think we should celebrate with cake."Jane offers.

Dirk sat in between Caliborn and Calliope, so Roxy could play footsie with each other under the table.

Caliborn ran his pinkie up Dirk's back of his hand, linking their pinkies together.(So...like groping him...?). Dirk stiffens at the sudden groping, his cheeks flaming red.

"Something wrong, Dirk?" Caliborn asks, his fingers lingering against Dirk's palm.

"Nope, all good here."

Calliope look over her shoulder to see what was going on, then gets a nasty glare from Caliborn to "Mind your own fucking business."

Jake didn't like Dirk's face either.

Dirk was supposed to be happy with him. They was supposed to be an item. He thought.

"Here we are." Jane says, placing down a tray of cupcakes.

Roxy grabs one, dipping her finger in the icing and licking it off. Its been a while since she had Janey's cakes. They were better then she remembers.

Calliope cuts her cake in half and sandwiches them together.

"I read somewhere that this is the proper way to eat small cakes such as these." she says.

"Oh really?" Jane asks.

Dirk smiled. He missed this.

" Ahem..." Caliborn clears his throat. "Dirk, prepare from me to do a despicable act to you in public."

Dirk and Jake raised an eyebrow.

"Am i about to get a kiss?" Dirk asks.
Roxy giggles while Calliope looks with concern.

Caliborn ponders on it.

"Perhaps. If you are a good little slut."
Jake choked at that word.

What the fuck?

Dirk blushed at the answer. Caliborn definitely knew how to talk dirty...even if he didn't know how to back it up.

It was strange but perfect.

Caliborn prepares his cupcake like Calliope before lifting up for Dirk. Dirk humoured him, taking a bite with a moan.

Caliborn blushes as Dirk licked his lips.
Dirk motions for Caliborn to eat the rest, causing the Cherub to blush before doing so.

Then Dirk takes his hand and licks the icing off fingers, sensually(the equal of...idk...licking your partners abs or nipples...still second base shit...this is hard...No pun intended).

Caiborn hesitates for a moment before pulling his hand away and smacking Dirk gently.

"Calm your thirst, whore. That is quite enough."

"You're a tease, Caliborn."Dirk whines, teasingly.

Jake burned with jealousy.

What the fuck was that?!

"Well that was fun." Calliope says, helping Jane clean up.

"Yes. A day with my sister and her bitches was not a waste of time on my end this time." Caliborn concurs.

Dirk blushes as Caliborn, nonchalantly checks out his ass as he bends over the counter.

"We should do this again sometime."
Dirk smiles.

"Definetly
*Defintally
*fuck it...Sure." Roxy giggles.

Caliborn pulls Dirk to the side before leaving, grasping his cheeks and pecking his lips.

Dirk blushes.

He pecks his lips back before getting a bit more suave with their kiss.

It wasn't perfect by no means, but it had an intimate feeling to it that left a desire for more.

Dirk could get used to the overly fluffy relationship with Caliborn if he could have moments like these.

"Let's go lover boy." Jake calls out.

When Caliborn was out of sight, Jake grabs Dirk's ass and pulls him close.

"Maybe if you are a good little slut, maybe...we can finish what we started at lazer tag. What do you say, Dirky?" Jake growls, huskily in Dirks ear.

Dirk could be happy with Caliborn, but he still had needs...needs that Jake could fill(and more).

Dirk knew he wasn't a saint but a man, and that is why he said yes and followed.