Crazy trouble with love part 6
Fifi and Jake
Series: Goosebumps: Please Don't Feed the Vampire
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Jake walked down the street with a paper bag in his hands as he thought about his purchase. 'I wonder what's in the can. Probably just a cheesy costume or a stuffed doll.'
He headed up to his house and headed inside before setting the bag down and opened it while a small grey colored poodle was sleeping next to a dog dish as he reached in and pulled out a large can.
"Alright, let's see what kind of 'vampire' is in this can." He opened it and looked inside before pulling out a long black cape with the inside being red and held it up. "Kinda cheesy and old school, but it'll do." He said as he reached in and also found a plastic pair of fangs. "Heh, I guess this makes me a 'Real vampire', huh?" He chuckled as he put them in his mouth.
The poodle started to wake up just as he pulled out a plastic bag with red stuff inside.
"What is this? Ketchup? Fake blood? Mmmm, nah, I don't need a mess on my face." He said as he set it down on the edge of the table as the poodle lifted it's head just in time to see him put the bag of red stuff down.
It tilted its head while he walked out of the kitchen. It gou up and began to walk towards table curiously as it licked it's lips. It tried standing on it's hind legs and pulled the bag down with it's mouth before setting it down and sniffed it. It licked it curiously before taking it in it's mouth and began to chew on it experimentally, accidentally tearing a hole in it with it's teeth.
The poodle blinked feeling some of it land on it's tongue and took the chance to lap at the hole while more went down into it's mouth. To its delight the liquid tasted delicious and it greedily lapped up more into it's mouth before it began to slowly change. It dropped the bag and let out a whimper and bark while feeling it's canines start to slowly elongate. It's body began to change, growing larger but taking a new shape as it grew, slowly becoming humanoid as it's fur shortened minus the large puffy parts which stayed the same as her front paws began to change into furry human hands.
It whimpered and looked itself over with confusion since this felt different, but she also felt stronger and more nimble. She groaned as she tugged at her pink collar which felt a lot tighter on her new neck. She tried to move forward on all fours, only to stumble since her back paws were still the same. She growled and tugged at it harder before it tore off, surprising her, but she dropped it and tried to slowly stand up. She managed to get to her feet but after taking one step forward she had to grab the table to keep from falling down.
With Jake he was looking at himself in the mirror while finding the fake teeth seemed a little off. "Ugh, these things never fit into my mouth exactly." He grumbled as he took them out. He wiped the saliva off and held the cape up while downstairs the poodle, named Fifi, had managed to slowly walk on her legs easier.
She was still stumped about this and confused, but she also felt….thirsty. She looked down at her dog dish but felt for some reason that water wouldn't satisfy her thirst. She looked around before smelling something that made her drool a bit. She moved over to the fridge and looked at the handle and her hand before grabbing it and tried tugging. To her surprise and shock the door swung open, but she had also destroyed the handle in the process due to her new strength. She ignored that and looked at the food before spotting a large pitcher full of a red liquid.
The smell was stronger as she reached out and picked the pitcher up, although she did fumble slightly since the fingers were odd to her. She looked at it as she licked her lips before she stuck her muzzle into the pitcher and began to drink greedily. It tasted just as good as the stuff in the bag and lapped all around it while her tail wagged. She splashed it all over her face as she drank with a smile until the pitcher was empty.
Satisfied she put it back in and licked around her muzzle before hearing footsteps coming down the stairs. Her ears perked as she turned and began to wag her tail and walk towards the noise. She peeked around and saw Jake coming down, but he was fumbling with his cape which covered his face while she suddenly felt her body tingle.
"Stupid cape, I knew I should have gone with a bigger size." He grumbled pulling it off and felt something against his foot before looking down and saw Fifi sitting there in her normal form with her tail wagging. "Hey girl, what's wrong?"
She just barked in response before going towards the now empty plastic bag that the red stuff she drank was once in.
"Wait, did you drink that? Oh man, that was probably fake blood full of chemicals." he groaned as he picked up the bag. He sniffed and reeled back when he smelt something strong and tossed it in the garbage. "Great, now I gotta tell mom and she's gonna get mad. Why couldn't you have just drank your water? Dogs aren't meant to drink that stuff."
She whimpered and covered her face with her paws, making him sigh as he kneeled down and petted her back.
"Hey, there there girl, I'm not mad, just annoyed."
She felt his hand rub near her ear which made her put her paws down and pant with her tongue hanging out and tail wagging.
"Just stay here and I'll see if mom can give me a lift to the vets, hopefully they aren't closed." He said as he got up and left the room before she felt the tingling again and she changed into her humanoid version again.
She looked around curiously as she wondered what was making her change. She felt another scent hit her, but this one felt different. She felt warm inside as she began to move forward as her tail wagged and she began to pant. She followed where Jake went and saw him talking to his mother and was about to go over, but suddenly found herself on all fours again.
"Are you serious?"
"Yes mom." He replied looking away.
She sighed and shook her head. "Do you have any idea how dangerous those things can be to animals? They're meant to look like blood, not actually taste or be consumable."
"I know, I know, but I don't even know how she got it, I left it on the table!" He groaned. "I didn't want her to drink it!" He groaned as she walked over towards him.
"Arf!"
"Hey girl… we're gonna have to go to the vet." He said as he kneeled down to her, making her eyes go wide in fear.
She let out a scared whimper before turning and running off and up the stairs.
"Ugh, Jake, you know not to say that word! And I think the vet's closed today." His mother said before she began to walk away. "Try to calm her down, we'll go in the morning."
"Ok." He said as he began to walk upstairs after her. "Fifi, where are you girl?"
Said poodle hid behind the toilet shaking while getting flashbacks to her last visit when she had to wear a cone around her head for a month. She wasn't able to scratch her ears and eating was so hard! She didn't want to go back.
"Come on Fifi, where are you girl?" She heard him call as he got upstairs. "Come on out, we're not going to the, you know what."
She just whimpered as she kept trying to hide before she felt herself tingling again.
"Come on, I'm sorry I said that word, if you come out I'll give you a belly rub." He offered before he heard a loud bark and crash in the bathroom. "Fifi? Are you in there?" He said as he walked to the bathroom and opened the door before gasping in shock at what he saw. "Fifi?"
Fifi shook her head after hitting the cabinet while growling, but saw Jake standing there with his mouth agape. She whined as she tried to hide behind the toilet more only to realize she was stuck, her larger body pinning her between the toilet and the cabinet.
"What the...I mean...you look….part human?" He got out in confusion.
She whimpered and tried to bark an answer, but to her surprise she shakily said. "I….don't know….master."
Jake rubbed his eyes and slapped his cheeks. "Wait...did you just talk?!"
"I...think so?" She said as she squirmed nervously as she tried to back up only to remember that she was stuck. "Um….help?"
"Right." He nodded and moved over. "Um, just...how did you get stuck? I mean, were you trying to hide?"
"Yes. I don't wanna go to the vet, I don't like the cone! I hid and suddenly I got big again." She whimpered as he grabbed her hand and pulled her out. She sighed in relief while rubbing her waist.
"Wait, again? You did this before? Since when?"
"In the kitchen. I ate a packet of tasty liquid and then I was suddenly like this, but I turned back when you came in." She said, her speaking getting easier and more natural to her.
"You mean the fake blood? Oh man, that stuff really was bad! You're...some kind of walking talking poodle!"
"Yeah… and I'm sorry, but I also drank all that really tasty red liquid that was in the fridge."
"The fruit punch? Aw man, mom was gonna save that for the picnic this weekend."
"Fruit punch?" She tilted her head. "It didn't taste fruity to me."
"Well, then what did it taste like?" He asked as she stood up with him.
"Like the fake blood."
He raised an eyebrow. 'Must have been fruit punch too.' "Well, either way we better tell mom, it's better she learn this now rather than later."
"But look at me, I'm not supposed to look like this. What if she thinks I'm a monster!" She whimpered with her ears drooping.
"Hey, I promise that I'll explain everything, don't worry Fifi." He said as he patted her head. He saw her lean in and give a happy growl with her tail wagging a bit. "But uh, do you think you could, shrink down?"
"Um… I don't know how exactly." She said as she kept leaning into his hand. 'This feels so good!'
'Dang it!' He thought before sighing and pulling his hand away as she lightly growled. "Well… then I guess we should do this as you are…. I just hope she doesn't freak out."
"Did you have to stop petting me? I liked it."
"Huh? Oh, well we have to go tell my mom. If everything goes well I guess I could go back to petting you, ok?"
"Ok master." She said as her tail wagged happily as they walked out of the bathroom and started to head downstairs.
"Um, mom? We have a problem with Fifi!" He called out nervously. "As in, a pretty big one."
"What, did she throw up?" She called as she walked into the room and saw her hiding behind Jake. Her eyes widened while Jake coughed and Fifi peaked out. "What...in...the world?"
"Hi…." She said nervously as she gulped.
"What happened?" She asked in shock.
"She drank that fake blood in the pack and ended up...like this!"
"I'm sorry!" She said nervously.
"So… she's like this now?" His mother asked before seeing the new large canines on the anthro dog and narrowed her eyes.
"Yeah, which is crazy. I mean she drank the stuff in the pitcher in the fridge, so I'm guessing it's just fruit juice. But how does fruit juice do this?"
"Wait, she drank the stuff in the pitcher and liked it?! Oh no… ok, I know what happened." His mom said with a groan.
"Really? What happened to her?"
"Jake, tell me, have you noticed anything...different lately?"
"Besides the fact my dog is now a dog human hybrid?" He asked as he raised an eyebrow.
"Yes, besides that."
"Well no, but I think my teeth grew, the fake fangs felt annoying."
"Oh thank goodness." She sighed. "I was worried they wouldn't grow in yet since it's taken this much time."
"Mom, what are you talking about?" He asked in confusion.
"I mean your fangs." She smiled. "The ones you need to help you drink blood of course."
"My what needed to do what?" He asked in shock. "Mom, what are you saying?"
"You're a vampire Jake." She replied while her own fangs elongated out. "Me and your father both are too."
"W-What? I'm a vampire? B-but I've never drunk blood, a-and I don't have fangs!"
"But master, you smell different than before." Spoke Fifi.
"Go ahead and look in the mirror if you don't believe me." Spoke his mom.
He walked over to the living room one, but blinked and rubbed his eyes. "I...I don't see anything."
"Exactly. You're a vampire. Don't you think there's a reason we never eat garlic and usually don't go to the beach?" She said as she walked towards her son. "And….I think Fifi is one too."
"What?!" The two cried out while he didn't see his reflection, at all.
"Yes, I think that packet of fake blood was some vampires blood, or some mixture meant to turn someone into one, either as a horrible sick joke or something." She said as she looked at them.
"But she looks part human, she has hands now!" He spoke while trying not to pass out.
"Because she emptied the whole pitcher, that wasn't fruit punch, it was blood."
"Blood?!" They both shouted.
"Why was there blood in the fridge?!" He shouted. "And...is that the same stuff you keep buying at the store?! I've been drinking that for years!"
"I thought if you didn't get your fangs yet I could at least have you stay strong by pretending it was common punch."
"You've been giving me blood from the store? You can buy that at the store?!" He said as he tried to comprehend what was happening. "But why did that make her like...that?!"
"I'm guessing it messed with her body since usually vampires are humanoid, and it caused her to become somewhat like it."
"But I like being small, these hands are weird." She remarked before feeling tingly again and went back on all fours, again. "Arf?! Arf arf arf!"
"And apparently instead of turning into a bat, she can become her old form. The downside is a vampire can usually only stay as a bat for three hours at a time, I don't know if it will work the same for her, but I imagine it will, so she can't leave the house anymore." Remarked Jake's mom. "Well, the technical loophole to that rule is if she went out when it's very cloudy and dark, or has plenty of sun lotion applied thoroughly."
"But you and dad go in the sun plenty of times, are you saying you two just wear lots of sunblock?"
"And heavy clothes, plus we usually plan to go on rainy days, or stormy ones, this is why it's always raining whenever we take family trips."
"Arf arf arf!" Barked Fifi with a whimper.
"So wait, does this mean all I can eat now is blood?" He asked while looking a little green.
"Oh no, of course not, you've seen me and your father eating with you at family meals, but you need to drink blood now to stay strong, why do you think me and him are always drinking 'red wine' even when we get takeout?"
He wiped his forehead. "Oh thank god."
"Guess this means I'll have to go out and get some more, especially since Fifi's gonna need to start taking plenty. Oh, and before I forget, if you ever go out and take blood directly from a person, make sure they don't know it's you. We're not calling out who we really are for a reason, otherwise this'll be like the dark ages."
"Ok, you don't have to worry about me biting anyone… good thing I'm homeschooled, or else that would be a lot harder." He muttered to himself.
"Yes, so I'm going to go tell your father, keep an eye on Fifi, ok?" She said as she began to walk away. "And no funny buisness, ok?"
"Sure thing." He nodded.
"Arf arf!"
"So… I guess you want that head rub now, huh?"
(Later)
Jake tapped his fangs while Fifi was lying on his bed next to him. "Man, brushing my teeth is gonna feel really weird from now on."
"Then don't do it, the toothpaste tastes weird." She said. "I want a head scratch again."
"Sure." He reached over and started scratching.
"Oh yeah, that's the stuff." She moaned happily as she leaned into it.
'Wow, never thought hearing my dog speak up on how much this feels would sound….a little off.' He thought as she began to lean against him as he scratched her head.
"More please master."
He reached over and scratched her ear while seeing her tail wag faster as he heard her start panting. 'This feels kind of awkward.' He thought as she looked at him happily as he kept scratching her.
"This feels great!" She moaned happily as she licked his cheek as he kept petting her, surprising him.
"Easy there girl, it's just some scratching." He said with a light blush.
"I know, but it feels so good! You know all the right spots~!"
He gulped and looked away before he noticed a sudden shift in weight and saw she was back in her smaller size. 'Ok, this makes it easier for me, why is it getting awkward to pet her now?' He thought as she crawled onto his lap.
"Arf arf!"
"Yeah, yeah, good girl." He said with a chuckle as she licked his cheek.
(Later)
Fifi was trying to nap out in her doghouse since it was a cloudy day, but it was hard with one of the neighborhood cats meowing too loud for her liking.
'Ugh, stupid cat. I'd eat her if they would let me.' She thought in annoyance before getting up and walking towards the house. She headed inside and spotted Jake's friend Gabe in the kitchen and getting a glass of water before he noticed her.
"Oh, hey Fifi." he said as he waved at her. "I thought you were outside?"
"Arf!"
"Well since you're here you look a bit peckish, why don't I help with that?" He suggested moving over and grabbing a can of dogfood from one of the cupboards and then a can opener from the drawers.
She watched as he started to open the can before stopping and swearing as he looked at his finger.
"Damn it! Stupid sharp lids." He groaned as it began to bleed from his new cut.
Fifi's eyes widened while licking her muzzle as she ran over and hopped on his leg with her tail wagging.
"Whoa, down girl, I'll get you your food in a second, ok?" He said as he tried to gently push her down.
She growled smelling the blood and tried jumping towards the finger.
"Hey, I said down girl, stop it, I can't get you your food if you're jumping on me." He moved his finger back and reeled it back. "Easy there Fifi, I need to clean this blood up first."
'But I'm hungry!' She thought as she tried to get even closer to him as he got up. 'I don't want dog food, I want fresh blood!'
"Geez, calm down girl, what is up with you today?" He said as he made it to the sink. He washed the cut while Fifi whimpered and frowned.
'Now that's just a waste.' She thought with a whimper as he went back to the dog food and dumped it into her dish.
"There you go girl."
She looked down at it and saw him walk off before biting into the food. 'It doesn't taste as good as blood.' She thought as she ate.
(Later)
"Fifi? Fifi? Fifi where are you?" Called out Jake in the living room.
"What is it master?" She called as she walked in while in her humanoid form.
"I wanted to see if you wanted to come with me since mom wants me to go get groceries."
"Sure, let's go." She said as she started to walk to the door, changing to her dog form as she walked.
"Hold up." He walked over with a bottle. "First you need sunblock, it's not too bright out, but there's still sun."
'Aw, but it feels weird, I don't like putting it on!' She thought with a whimper.
"Come on, hold still." He got some on his hands and moved down before moving it over her body.
'Noooo, I don't wanna!' She thought as she felt his hands go over her. She shuddered and shook her head while feeling it cover her fur and make it all sticky. 'I don't like this, it feels weird!' She thought as he finished putting it on her.
"There, that wasn't so bad was it?"
'It was!' She thought as he grabbed her leash and put it on her before opening the door. She growled seeing the sun and didn't feel in pain or burning, but it still made her irked. 'Stupid yellow ball, I don't like this, I just hope I can stay like this until we get back.'
They headed down the street and to the store where Jake had to tie Fifi up next to a bike lock. "Just hang on until I get out, and just yell if you need help."
'Fine, but I don't like this.' She pouted as she looked up at the sun that shone down at her. She watched him go inside and felt lonely and tried to get comfy on the spot. 'Why did he have to leave me out here, he knows it gets boring. I just wanna be with him.' She thought as she put her head on her front legs.
That's when a cat was passing by and gave a small hiss which in their language was him laughing.
'What are you laughing at you damn furball?!' She growled angrily.
'Aw, what's wrong little doggy? Did the big bad owner tie you out here?'
'Yeah, but at least I have one you damn stray!'
The cat hissed and made a quick move towards her before batting at her cheek and moved back before she lashed out and tried reaching him, but the leash held her in place. 'Hahaha, it seems the little doggy can't reach little old me.' The cat snickered as Fifi barked angrily.
'Get closer and we'll see just whose little!' She growled as she pulled harder, the leash beginning to tear as she kept pushing forward.
'Oooh I'm so scared, what are you gonna do? Spray me with hair spray to give me big hair like yours?' He mocked while not noticing as the leash tore or Fifi moving right in front of him with a grin that showed off her fangs.
'No, I'm going to drain you dry!' She barked before she lunged at him, biting the surprised cat.
'Ow! Hey, let go of me you fleabag!' He hissed in pain. He felt her pick him up with her mouth and ran into a nearby bush while the sounds of loud hissing and cries were heard, but Jake didn't hear it as he got what he needed.
"Alright Fifi, I got what I needed so let's head back...Fifi, where are you?" He said as he exited the store to see a broken leash on the ground. "Oh no, Fifi!"
'Oh, master is calling for me!' She thought as she dropped the dried up mummy that was once a cat and walked towards him happily.
"Oh thank god you're still here." He sighed seeing her before noticing a smell on her. "Fifi?"
'Yes master, what is it?' She thought happily. 'That was a good meal.'
"Did you drink some blood?"
She nodded her head yes and pointed to the bushes.
"Fifi, you were suppose to wait until we got home." he looked around and grabbed the leash before tying the pieces back together. "Look, let's get out of here before anyone sees, you can tell me more when we get home."
'Yes master!' She thought happily as she wagged her tail.
(Later)
Jake was in his pjs and was getting ready to go to bed as Fifi walked into his room.
"Arf arf!"
"Huh? What is it girl, it's getting late, shouldn't you go to your dog house? He said before looking outside and seeing that it was starting to rain.
She shook her head and climbed on the bed.
"Ugh… fine, but just for tonight, ok?" He said as he gave in, too tired to argue with her. He climbed under the sheets while she moved up and laid down next to his head on the pillow. "Good night girl." He sad as he patted her head.
'Good night master.' She thought as they closed their eyes and went to sleep.
Later that night while they were sleeping Fifi suddenly changed back into her human form. The sudden shift made her move closer to Jake and hug him while her tail wagged. 'Master is so warm, I don't wanna sleep in the dog house again!' She thought as she rubbed her head against his in her sleep.
(Next day)
'Hmm, this feels off.' Thought Jake while he felt his arm draped over something that didn't feel like a pillow. He began to open his eyes slowly to see Fifi snuggled up against him with a smile on her sleeping face. 'Fifi, when did she change?' He thought before blushing a bit as he realized she was naked. 'I should probably go.' He thought as he tried to move way.
She gripped onto him and gave a small growl. "My Jake pillow." She growled as she tightened her hold on him.
He blushed while one of his hands moved against her chest and he felt how it seemed more prominent than the rest of her body. 'O-ok, I should probably get out of here.' He thought with a bigger blush.
Before he could though he saw her lean in and lick at his cheek with her tail wagging faster. "Master~." She muttered happily.
"O-ok, Fifi, time to wake up." He said as he tried to wake her up. She kept licking him and when he pushed against her chest he heard her let out a yip and saw her eyes slowly opening.
"Ugh, why are you waking up, I was having the best dream." She groaned as she looked at him. "Just lemme sleep, ok?"
"Um, could you give me room to get up first?"
"Nooo, you're nice and warm and I'm comfortable." She pouted. "But why's your hand on my chest?"
"What?" He said before realizing he never took it off and blushed. "W-well um… I tried to push you away but you grabbed me."
"Then just relax and let's keep sleeping like this."
"B-but it's…" He tried to argue before she growled at him. "Fine, but just for a bit, ok?"
"Thank you master."