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AN: Hey all. Aloehisja here bringing another funny chapter. Glad to know you guys liked the first chapter. Expect more of Beacon Safari and other short skits. But enough on that. Let's get to the story.
Episode 2: We're still chibi!
Green eyed monster
"You make it sound like I've got a harem of girls waiting to jump me." Jaune laughed at the thought. "Jaune Arc, the harem king. Yeah right."
If he paid attention, he would have noticed a twitch under Pyrrha's eye.
During JNPR's Vale outing
After splitting up with team RWBY, JNPR went walking around to explore Vale. While walking though, the two girls felt something that bothered them. Competition.
After excusing the boys to go use the restroom, they left them sitting at a table with some fries and drinks.
"Ooh. That blonde over there looks really cute." A purple haired girl nudged her friend while pointing to Jaune.
"I like the quiet boy next to him. He has such pretty eyes." Her friend sighed, eyeing Ren.
Thoomp!
Two darts struck the girls in the neck. Off to the corner, Nora and Pyrrha shared a nod in secret of their success. Catching a bewildered look from Nora, Pyrrha turned to where she was pointing to see a sweet girl in pigtails about to give a love letter to either Jaune or Ren! Judging by the color of the letter, it was definitely meant for Jaune.
Taking out a lasso, Pyrrha managed to snagged the girl and drag her away before she could get the boy's attention. After hogtying her and stuffing her somewhere else, the redhead sighed in relief on catching the dangerous girl.
"Errhm!" A clearing of throat got both Nora and Pyrrha's attention.
Looking to the side, they saw a horde of girls glaring at them. What made it bad was that they held two banners with one reading 'Jaune Harem Club' and the other being 'HaREN Club.'
"You have got to be kidding me." Nora rolled up her sleeves while Pyrrha cracked her neck.
After the two dealt with the 'little girls club,' they came back to the boys acting like nothing ever happened.
Present
"You underestimate how cute you are." Pyrrha poked his nose while covering her eyes with his hat. Turning away a bit, she sent a discrete glare to the JHC member hiding in the fauna. "I think I'll keep the hat for tonight."
Walking away, Pyrrha sent the member a warning to back off after she finally got her feelings across.
Book Club
Blake was very glad she was able to find a book club with so little members. Good part was, she had a friend to join her just in case she couldn't find anyone to interact with.
"You don't think my picks are a bit too childish, do you?" Jaune asked, holding his stacks of anime light novels and the Metal Gear series included.
"I think you're fine." Blake shrugged, finding a few interesting enough. "Ooh! Baccano! Think I can borrow that after this?"
"Sure." The blonde agreed, happy to share his favorite books. Looking over Blake's, he raised a brow when he noticed Ninjas of Love in her stack. "Don't you think bringing Ninjas of Love is too risky?"
"It's a book club Jaune." The cat faunus rolled her eyes as they entered. "I'm confident they'll be open to numerous genres and types."
A few minutes later
SLAM!
After being literally thrown out with their books strewn on the hallway floor like garbage, Blake and Jaune picked themselves up along with their novels.
"Philistines!" Blake shouted at the door, giving it a kick before helping Jaune take their books back up. "They're not worth sharing books with."
Hearing the door open once more, the two immediately moved out of the way when Ren was thrown out with his book hitting him in the back of the head.
SLAM!
"Uncultured brutes!" Ren shouted while rubbing the back of his head. He was thrown out for preferring Cao Pi over Liu Bei.
Beacon Safari II
Welcome back to Beacon Safari. I'm your host Ozpin as we observe the wild students of Beaon Academy. We have a rare treat for you today as we are now observing the love dance of the mighty Nikos.
In the courtyard, Pyrrha was in the middle of talking to Jaune while having her hands behind her back. She was giving him a winning smile while putting on a cute appearance.
"I was hoping we could go into Vale again today." The redhead said while looking directly into her leader's eyes. "We could go clothes shopping again. And maybe take some more nice pictures for our album like last time. …If you want."
Notice how she gives direct eye contact and shifts side to side. Add to that, she places her hands behind her back to further emphasize her chest in her love dance to gain her target's attention. She even sings a song to get him under her will.
"That sounds great Pyr." Jaune agreed, getting her to gasp in excitement and dance on her toes.
"There you are!" Weiss huffed, walking over and getting their attention.
It seems the Nikos was successful in gaining her target's attention and compliance. She dances her success in glee as he accepts her love dance. But it seems she's celebrated too soon as another female has entered the fray. The fearsome Schnee.
"Hi Weiss." Jaune waved to her with Pyrrha doing so less lively. "Did you need something?"
"I can't believe you forgot." The heiress tapped her foot with hands on her hips. "You were supposed to meet Ruby in the cafeteria for team strategies. She's been waiting for you for ten minutes now!"
In the cafeteria
"Mmm." A lonely Ruby whimpered as she sat alone at a table. She was the image of a sad puppy that was left alone by its owner. Her lower lip was quivering too as she stared at the papers with badly drawn moves on them.
Back with Weiss and Jaune
"Oh my gosh! I forgot." Jaune gasped, remembering about his fellow leader.
"You're coming with me right now, mister. And I expect you to properly apologize to her when we get there." Weiss said while dragging Jaune away from Pyrrha.
"I guess we'll have to reschedule our time in Vale some other time Pyrrha." Jaune shouted before he was out of earshot.
The champion sighed in disappointment for having her chance taken away. At least she knew he was willing, but it's just the timing was off.
Seems the Nikos wasn't so successful today in getting her target. The Schnee was able to get the red hair's target away from her to her own pack. Look at her as she drags him away magnificently - so majestic. That's all we have for today. I'm Ozpin, and I hope you've learned something.
"Umm, headmaster Ozpin?" Ren asked as he and Nora watched Ozpin who was hiding badly in a bush. "What are you doing?"
Instead of answering, Ozpin just lowered himself deeper into the bush until he couldn't be seen.
END
AN: And there's episode two. Not much to say now. Classes are going to resume on June 13, so I might be updating like once a month or something depending on the schedule I make. Besides that, I'm also practicing drawing again. The transition from paper to laptop screen is still a challenge though.