Crazy trouble with love part 6

Coco and Taiyang

Series: RWBY

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"Hey Coco." Ruby said to the fashion queen while sitting next to her in Port's class. "Are you free this weekend?"

"Well considering Fox's going off to some tournament, Yatsuhashi is heading home, and Velvet's visiting her mom, I'd say I got a free schedule."

"Great!" She smiled. "But have you been to Patch before?"

"Once, and the shoes were terrible." Coco sighed. "They didn't work so well on the heels and were tacky as heck."

"Hey! Me and Yang get just perfect shoes, thank you very much."

"Relax, I'm not joshing you two. I'm just saying the shoes are bad, wait." She pulled her shades down. "Are you asking me to visit Patch?"

"Well yeah, to visit our folks." she nodded. "If you don't have any plans, why not take a little trip away from the school?"

"Mmm. Give me a coffee and I'm there." She smirked.

"Great! Just come to the airship at 3 a.m. And don't be late, because Yang might punch you for bailing out." Ruby joked.

"Trust me, I'll be there."

Ruby smiled while returning to her book.

(Two days later)

-2:51 a.m.-

Ruby looked at her Scroll while Yang was busy playing with her hair. "Where is she? It's almost time to depart."

"Hey, if she doesn't get here then we'll have to leave her behind."

"I know-" Ruby tried to say before seeing Coco running toward the airship with a large suitcase in her hands.

"Yo! Hold that ship!" She yelled before throwing the suitcase at Yang. "Catch!"

"Huh? OOF!" She gasped as it knocked the wind out of her. "W-What the heck's in here?!"

"My clothes." Coco said while getting into the airship. "And some shoes and my toothbrush and shampoo."

"It weighs a ton!"

"A ton of good products so don't lose it."

"Boo." Ruby said at the unintentional pun. "That was bad."

"What was? It has good products that I payed for." Coco said with a raised eyebrow as she strapped on her seatbelt.

"Oh! Nevermind." She said while the airship took off.

(Sometime later)

"Ok, so this Qrow fellow nearly drank himself into a coma once? Is he really that crazy?" Coco asked.

"A little, but he was trying to win a drinking contest for us." Yang said. "Especially when it was two tickets for the circus that was in town."

"And just how much does he drink?"

"Ten bottles of beer." She sighed. "An hour, I once saw him drinking leftover eggnog and mixed it with wine."

"He looked ridiculous." Ruby chuckled. "And dad was trying to pull him out of the bathroom because he thought that he was playing with...um, was it a ball sack or a regular ball?" She asked Yang.

"It's a regular ball, now let the big girls talk."

"I'm big too."

"Not until you're eighteen."

She pouted and crossed her arms. 'I'll remember that.'

"Anyway, dad kind of had to punch the door down and well let's just say that eggnog was banned from the house for a year."

Coco sweatdropped. "That's...good?" 'I think?'

Eventually the airship slowly landed down at one of the landing pads with the girls heading off.

"Caw caw." Went a raven as it flew towards a fence post. "Caw caw!"

"Hey that's uncle Qrow!" Ruby called out.

"No that's a raven." Coco said while looking at the bird.

"Caw Caw." It said again before changing into a man. "It's actually a crow little lady."

"Holy shit!" She jumped with wide eyes.

"Uncle Qrow!" Ruby called out before running towards the man and hugged him. "You came!"

"Of course, I wouldn't just miss out on seeing my two favorite nieces." he smiled hugging her back while Coco rubbed her eyes.

"What the fuck?"

"That's his thing." Yang admitted. "Just don't think about this too much." She then looked at her uncle. "So where's dad?"

"He's following behind, just had to stop to get something." Qrow said. "But who's the girl with the hat?"

"Coco Adel, second year student." She said. "And fashion expert extraordinar."

"So you're a huntress and fashionista? There's a first."

"And so is a crow with a drinking problem." She retorted.

He raised an eyebrow before looking at Yang. "Did you tell her stories about me?"

"A few, but nothing as bad as that Christmas party."

"Ixnay on the Christmas say!" he hissed with a frown. "We agreed that stays in the family."

"Alright alright, geez."

Coco looked confused but shrugged it off. "So got a car or something?"

"Nope, just walking." Qrow said. "But it wouldn't be that hard for a huntress like yourself."

"Doesn't mean walking for miles on end is my style."

"Well it's either that or Yang can throw you every few miles." He said pointing to Yang.

"What? Uncle Qrow don't pin this one on me!"

"Just putting out a suggestion."

'Well at least I wore hiking boots.'

(Some miles later)

Coco groaned a little while feeling like her legs were about to catch on fire. "How much longer?"

"Three more miles." Qrow said while looking unfazed at the walking. "But we've been walking for fifteen miles, nothing like the one hundred miles of jogging back when me and Tai were at Beacon."

"You two sounded like muscle heads."

"Tai's the muscle head, I'm the good looking one."

"No he's not." Whispered Ruby.

Coco sighed as she saw a small house in the distance. 'Sweet Dust!'

"Taiyang's probably taking a shower, I'll make sure he doesn't accidentally flash your little friend here."

"Uncle Qrow." Ruby sweatdropped. "Please stop."

"I've seen two boys naked before, it's nothing I haven't seen before." Coco said with a sigh.

"Don't say I didn't warn you." Qrow said as they got closer to the house and saw the door was open. They headed inside before he took a deep breath. "Taiyang! We're back!"

"Oh!" He called out before the water turned off and some crashing was heard. "Just a minute!"

"What did I tell you, in the shower like a stray dog in a salon."

"It wasn't Zwei's fault! Yang forgot to put the leash on him." Ruby frowned.

"You were the one that forgot the leash."

"Lies!"

"I'll be out in a second!" Taiyang called out.

Coco blinked while putting the suitcase on the couch. 'That voice, it sounds rugged.'

"Don't forget a towel this time!"

Taiyang ran down while not hearing the last part. "Oh girls, you're home."

"Dad! Cover up!" Both sisters yelled out at once.

He looked down before covering himself. "Damn it Qrow! Why didn't you tell me!"

"I did!" he laughed while covering his head as Yang and Ruby looked away with blushes. Coco however...

'Wow.' She thought with a heavy nosebleed. 'He's just my type.'

"Sorry about that." Ruby said with a blush.

"...he's your dad?" She asked while trying to keep her tone sturdy and calm.

"Well yeah, can't you see the resemblance?" asked Yang.

"Not really." 'Holy fuck is he ripped!'

Taiyang ran back down while wearing pants, but not a shirt. "Girls! Come give me a big hug!"

They smiled before hugging him tightly.

Coco looked over the chest while licking her lips. 'Mmm, mama likes.'

Taiyang smiled before looking at Coco. "So who's your friend?"

"Oh that's-"

"Coco Adel." Said girl interrupted. "Leader of CFVY and expert in all fashion fads. It's good to see you Taiyang."

"Well it's good to have a friend of my daughter's coming by, sorry about that little stunt." 'I hope she didn't see too much.'

"Oh it's fine, besides two of my teammates are guys." She waved off. 'But not as big as yours.'

"Dad." Ruby smiled. "What's for dinner?"

"Well I figured it'd be a nice night so I went ahead and made your favorites."

She jumped with joy while smiling. "Thanks Dad you're the best!"

"I am, aren't I?"

"When you're not watching soap operas." Qrow whispered to Coco.

"It's fine, I'm a fan of soap operas." 'So he has a sensitive side too.'

(Later)

"So what's it like living out here without any neighbors?" asked Coco to Taiyang while they were eating dinner.

"Fine." he said. "But it gets boring having to hear Qrow's snoring."

"For the last time, I do not snore!" he frowned. "That's all you."

Taiyang rolled his eyes while Coco smiled a little. "So how about you?"

"It's ok, but constant extra credit assignments can get to a girl after a while."

"Speaking of which, I've told Ruby and Yang to take extra credit when they can, but I haven't heard of them actually doing any. Care to explain girls?"

They looked away.

"Um…"

"Yang wanted to sleep!" Ruby cried out.

"Ruby! Don't rat me out when you did the same!"

"Sorry but I don't want a guilty conscience!"

Taiyang sighed. "What do I always tell you two?"

"Always to stay awake."

"Exactly." He said. "Now I expect you to take extra credit assignments when you get back to Beacon, do I make myself clear?"

They sighed. "Yes dad."

"Good."

"We gonna get lectures all night?" asked Qrow.

"Unless you have something to add to the conversation."

He cleared his throat. "Ahem, I just want to put on record that Taiyang Xiao Long," he pointed at said man. "Skipped classes everyday to get some smokes."

"Qrow! You said you wouldn't tell the girls!"

"I lied."

"For real?" asked Coco. "You don't look like a smoker."

"Ex smoker." He said. "I am Long gone from that life." He smirked. "Eh? Get it?"

"Boo." Ruby and Qrow said at once while Yang chuckled.

"Good one."

"Thanks, been saving that one all year." Taiyang smiled while Coco felt like she just scored big time. "So want any desert?"

"I'm fine, thanks anyway mister punster."

"Dad jokes, distinct difference."

'But still coming from the same rugged specimen.' Coco thought with a smirk.

"So I take it you two are gonna be sharing your room with Coco?"

"Well it might be a bit small." Ruby admitted.

"Just don't kick the box in the middle of the room." Qrow spoke up. "That has my rare Vacuo beer inside."

"Then take it away." frowned Taiyang.

"Alright alright, no need to get your panties in a bunch." He waved off.

Coco chuckled slightly. "It's fine, but I wouldn't mind spending a night in the master bedroom. To test out the mattress that is."

"Sorry, dad's got that covered." spoke Yang. "You and Ruby can take the beds, I'll bring out my old sleeping bag."

"Sorry kiddo, but I threw that out." Qrow pointed out. "It has some dead rats inside and I know that Tai wouldn't like a rat infestation."

"Damn it!" Yang yelled out. "I thought it was still fine."

"You can have the beds." Coco said. "I'll just sleep on the couch."

"That's my spot." Qrow said. "And I don't think you want to smell like old man in the morning."

"Meh, I've smelled worse than you." She joked.

"Try me."

"Ever smelled a Beowolf's droppings while trying to hunt one for ten weeks?"

"Ha, try Ursa and then we'll have a party."

"Bring it." Coco smirked while they looked ready for a fight.

"Fight fight fight!" chanted Ruby.

"Fight fight fight!" Yang called out with a grin.

Taiyang groaned while feeling like this wasn't going to end well.

(Two seconds later)

CRASH!

He sighed while the table broke as somehow they started a arm wrestling contest, with Coco getting thrown to the ground.

"Ha, suck it." Qrow smirked. 'I still got it!'

"Lucky shot." She groaned while getting up. "Two out of three."

"You're on little lady."

She frowned before Taiyang intervened.

"Enough you two, if you want to cause a mess then take it outside."

"It was only a small contest Tai."

"You broke the table!"

"So? You broke a few walls."

"That was years ago."

Coco watched them bicker while internally feeling eager to jump him. 'Calm down Coco, just take it easy or you'll be looking at a few years in jail for possible sexual deviance.'

"Well you can help me clean this mess up then."

"Nope." Qrow said while walking away. "I have a drink with my name on it."

"Yang you won't have to do chores for the rest of the month if you get your uncle."

Yang instantly grabbed Qrow.

"Hey!"

"Sorry uncle Qrow, but dad's the boss."

He grumbled at that while Ruby chuckled.

"Ruby you can show Coco around the house."

"Ok." She said while pulling Coco away.

'Mmm, I wonder if he's a heavy sleeper?'

(Later)

"And this is the attic." Ruby said pointing up. "Don't go up there, it's full of dust."

"Well that's obvious."

She chuckled at that before showing her the bedroom. "And this is Yang's room, and don't mind the mess. She's always messy."

"Ok?" She said with a sweatdrop.

"And if me and her are gonna be sleeping here, then you might have to bed with dad. Sorry."

"Oh it's fine." She waved off. "I'm not that picky with beds."

Ruby turned and showed her a small room near the back. "And this is dad's room."

Coco looked inside and saw it was really clean and covered in fancy Mistral paintings. "Wow, fancy."

"Well that's mostly moms stuff but hey, it's nice." She chuckled.

"So anything else to show me or should I see myself to the bathtub?"

"Oh right, I really want to show you uncle Qrow's room." She said while pointing to a small birdcage near the stairway. "He kinda likes sleeping in his bird form, for some reason."

"Wow, so he really IS a birdbrain."

"I heard that!" Qrow yelled from downstairs. "And that's my sister's job!"

"I kind of forgot he has good hearing." Ruby sweatdropped.

"No worries." Coco waved off.

"So yeah, it might be awkward sleeping in the same bed as my dad. He might toss and turn fyi."

"So? I'm a deep sleeper so that won't affect me in the slightest." She chuckled. 'Plus it might make it easier to feel his rugged chest hair.'

"Word of warning though, if he starts crying in his sleep, rub his back." she spoke in concern.

"Ok?" She blinked. 'Must be serious if...wait. Oh, OH!' "I'm sorry Ruby, I didn't know that he was...I'm sorry."

"It's alright, you didn't know." Ruby said while trying to sound positive. "So, any other questions?"

"Just one." She said before walking towards the stairs. "Do you have any cookies?" 'And in three, two, one-'

"Oh yes! Follow me!" She called out before zipping away.

'That'll make her happy, but…' she looked at Taiyang's room. 'What would make him happy?'

(Later)

Taiyang snored while finally getting some sleep. He didn't notice the person next to him snuggling closer while one of his arms moved over them and seemed to pull them closer.

(Next morning)

"Ugh…." he groaned while waking up to the morning light. But that's when he noticed that someone was snoring. 'It must be Ruby, still a little girl at heart.'

"Zzzzz."

He smiled and turned his head before shaking the lump under the covers. "Wake up Ruby."

"Mmmm." Moaned the lump while moving a little. "Zzzz."

He sighed. "Ruby, it's time to wake up."

"Mmmm….five more minutes." Groaned the lump in a very un-Ruby like voice.

He blinked. 'Wait, is it Yang? I thought she outgrew something like this.' He then pulled a little of the blanket away and….

"Mmm….cold." Coco groaned while shivering a little.

Taiyang jumped, especially since the girl was wearing a grey tank top with black shorts which exposed her legs and arms.

"Mmmm." She slowly opened her eyes and smiled. "Morning handsome, don't mind me, I was just cold last night and you seemed very warm."

"C-Coco?!" he cried out with wide eyes.

"That's my name." She chuckled. "And you're very warm."

"W-Why were you in my-"

"Remember? Ruby and Yang's room was occupied and so was the couch."

'Oh right.' "B-But why are you here?"

"Because it's cozy here." She said while yawning. "So want to go back to sleep or just talk?"

"Uh….." he trailed off before turning away and got out of bed. "I think I'll just go get breakfast made, you can get more sleep if you need it."

"Fine, but if you need anything just ask." She said with a wink.

Taiyang shivered at that as he got out of the room. He gulped and tugged at his shirt's collar. 'Was she sleeping next to me all night or just got in early in the morning? And why is she wearing clothes that reveal THAT much skin?!'

Coco internally sighed while thinking of other ideas to get closer to him. 'I'll make him my sugar daddy even if it takes me a lifetime.'

(Later)

"So, what's there to do around here?" asked Coco at breakfast.

"Besides training and seeing some sights, there's a small lake nearby with sand covered beaches." Yang said while eating some pancakes.

"Yeah, we use to go there a lot when we were kids." spoke Ruby.

"And it's fun." Yang smiled.

Coco suddenly got a good idea. "Hey, let's go to this lake, all of us."

Qrow blinked. "That sounds good, but Tai here isn't one for swimming after nearly getting dragged underwater by-"

"Say it and I'll punch you through the wall." Taiyang interrupted with a glare.

The man shrugged. "Fine."

'What dominance.' Coco thought with a smile. "So let's go after breakfast."

"Alright, but I'm not swimming." Taiyang said while muttering the last part.

'He'll be singing a different tune after he sees what I got.'

(Two hours later)

-At a large lake-

The group of five walked towards the sandy shoreline of the lake while holding some bags and an umbrella. When they found a spot they started setting them up.

Coco placed her bag on the towel and started to place the umbrella right next to it, making a small hut so she could get 'dress for the occasion'. 'He's going to love this one, it's my special wear.'

"This is gonna be sweet." smirked Yang in a yellow two piece bikini.

"Last one in's a rotten egg!" Ruby called out while wearing a reddish white two price bikini, given to her by her sister. 'I hope dad's not going to get mad at this.'

Qrow yawned while in a grey pair of trunks and saw them run out before splashing in the water. "I could use a swim myself."

"Just don't drown." Joked Taiyang while wearing yellow and black trunks as he took in the sun rays.

"Oh ha ha." He said while walking towards the water. "Don't get scared if you see a guppy."

"Yeah yeah." He said while getting comfortable, but didn't know that Coco was coming right towards him while wearing a two piece camouflage bikini and looked kind of small against her large hips and C cup chest.

"Hey, want me to put lotion on you?"

He turned and went wide eyed seeing her bikini while his eyes glanced over her frame.

"My eyes are here." She joked pointing to her face. 'He likes it, oh this was definitely a good purchase.'

"S-Sorry!" he looked away with a light blush. 'What are you doing man, she's the same age as your daughters!'

Coco moved down and sat next to him while opening a bottle of sunscreen. "Where do you want me to start? Your chest, legs, face, or maybe your arms?"

"Uh...arms."

She placed the cream on his arms while feeling very lucky. "Tell me when to move on." 'You sexy hunk of a man!'

He nodded and tried to stay cool as she slowly spread it around both arms. 'Why is she wearing this...bikini? Not that's it's bad or anything but it's really….revealing!'

Coco sighed while moving her hands over the very muscular arms, each time making her feel a little horny. 'Man, feeling an older guy who stays in shape like this is making me wanna try something kinky, but if I did that he might think I'm some loose floozy.'

Taiyang sighed while not noticing that the hands were moving towards his chest. 'Well this is nice, kind of reminds me of when….Summer did it.'

"How's this feel?"

"It's ok." He sighed. "You just keep doing it."

"Alright." Coco said while running his sides. 'He must have a six pack, maybe even a seven pack!'

'Just don't stare, act like it doesn't bother you.' He thought while trying to keep from getting a nosebleed, especially when her nipples were showing a little. 'Oh Dust!'

After a while Coco moved her hands towards his legs and rubbed a little harder.

"Uh, easy there." spoke Taiyang nervously.

"Why? I thought you could hold your own." She teased. "Especially since you're a muscular man with a fancy bit of scruff."

"Well, it's just that, uh, my legs are sore." he quickly fibbed.

"Really?" She asked with a raised eyebrow. "You're legs are sore?"

"I...sprained them last week."

"How?"

"Kicking a tree."

"..." she rubbed a little more gently. "Then I'll help soothe them for you."

'Or you could stop.' he thought.

"So is it feeling better now?" She asked with a smile.

"Still sore."

She rubbed even softer while Taiyang thought she was acting like Raven, when she was in the mood and not acting like a emo. "Want me to massage them?"

"Um…." he darted his eyes around before seeing Qrow. "Maybe but I think Qrow forgot his sunscreen so could you go and...work your magic Coco?"

"I don't think he needs it, but you? You're working on a great tan, why don't we keep it going?"

'Because I don't want to get a nosebleed!' He thought while Coco resumed her rubbing.

"Relax, you can lay back and let me take care of everything."

Taiyang hesitantly moves on his stomach while feeling like he's going to regret it later.

Coco moved her hands on his back while very tempted to rub a little lower but stopped herself. 'Easy girl, relax, you got time to really show off your stuff.'

As this was happening, Ruby was walking back to get a towel to dry herself up. When she saw Coco rubbing lotion on her dad's back she tilted her head confused.

'Huh? Why is she doing that to dad?' She asked herself in her head while drying herself with the towel.

"How's here feel?"

"It's fine." He admitted while not noticing the hands moving down his lower back.

"Good, not relax and be content enough to go to sleep." Coco said with a smile. 'Even his back is firm, I hit the jackpot.'

(A little while later)

Yang walked back while feeling very wet from splashing in the water for a few hours. She then saw her dad sleeping on his back while Coco was busy putting sand on his legs. "Uh, what's going on here?"

"Oh hey." Coco said while looking up. "I'm just burying your dad in the sand."

"I didn't think you'd like the sand that much."

"Well I took a few sand baths as a child." She said while putting sand over Taiyang's body. "So want to join in?"

"Meh, sure why not." she shrugged before moving over and started putting sand on her dad's chest.

That's when Ruby and Qrow walked by and blinked.

"He's not going to like that." Qrow said before putting sand on his head. "But hey, this is fun."

Ruby shrugged before joining in.

(Later)

"I can't believe you did that to me while sleeping." Taiyang frowned while trying to get the sand out of his hair.

"To be honest." Qrow smirked. "It was worth it."

"How was THAT worth it when I was buried in the sand like a mummy!"

"Because hearing you scream out and try to wriggle out made me wanna put a towel on you and relax the day away with a nice cold one."

He glared while seeing the sun set. "Ruby! Yang! Time to get ready to go home!"

"Ok dad!" Ruby called out while Yang was busy floating on top of the water's surface.

"Aw come on, just five more minutes."

"Yang."

"I'll get her out." Coco said with a smirk. "Oi! Is that a snake in the water?! And oh dust! It's huge!"

And cue Yang swimming back frantically from the imaginary snake. "Ahhh!"

"Hey wait Yang! There's no snake here!" Ruby called out before a small water snake slithered past her leg. "Eep!"

"Told her." chuckled Coco.

Qrow laughed his butt off while Taiyang felt a similar feel to Coco's methods.

'She's just like Raven, before...no. Don't dwell on that, you need to be tougher then that!'

(Later on)

"Say dad." Yang said while holding a towel and some soap in a pail. "Do you want to see what Coco's got, training wise that is, before she leaves?"

"Well I wouldn't mind, but it's up to her, and I'm not sure training when you're on a day off is the kind of thing she might be into."

"Oh yes it is." Spoke Coco while walking by. "And I would love to have a go with you, but be warned I'm a good high kicker." 'And a very good shot with my weapon.'

"See, she wants a go so what's wrong with that?" Yang smirked.

Taiyang sighed before getting a vision of despair and terror for some reason. 'This sinking feeling….it's definitely like Raven in a bad mood!'

"Be careful Coco, my dad ain't no pushover. Who do you think helped me get ready to be a huntress?"

"Oh I figured that out but," she smirked while giving Taiyang a wink. "I won't go easy on him either."

Yang blinked as Coco walked off. 'Did she...nah! That's too silly to be real.'

"Hey Tai!" Qrow called out. "Where's my stash of beer? It's not where I put them!"

"I didn't touch them!"

"Then who did!" He yelled while Ruby walked past Coco and noticed a bottle of beer in her pail.

'Huh? What's that?'

'Oh I'm going to enjoy putting this into his drink later.' Coco thought with a smirk.

(Next morning)

Kick!

Kick!

Punch!

Kick!

"Is that all you got?" taunted Coco.

"I would be asking you the same thing." Taiyang grinned while sparring with the second year, all the while Ruby was watching the fight like a hawk.

"Go dad! You can do this!"

Taiyang avoided a punch before moving in close and elbowed Coco in the stomach.

She gasped before falling onto the ground.

"Had enough?"

Coco gasped a little before kicking at Taiyang's legs.

He fell back before jumping back up and ran at Coco.

Ruby cheered on while the match continued to enfold. Zwei was beside her while holding a flag in his mouth with Taiyang's face on it.

Coco moved in while giving Taiyang a punch to the chest, followed by a palm thrust to the abdomen.

"Ah!"

"What a firm chest you have, a shame it's going to get wrecked by me." Coco said with a hint of flirting in her tone.

He was surprised by that before suddenly getting a roundhouse kick to the side.

"Oh that's going to hurt." Ruby muttered.

Coco went under Taiyang and gave a solid upper cut to the face. He stumbled back before she lunged and tackled him onto his back. "How'd that for a left hook, lover boy? Oh wait, I should be calling you rug boy now."

He groaned a little before noticing that Coco's eyes were kind of darker than usual. 'It's like looking at a hungry beast!'

'Mmm, I might savor this moment a little bit longer.' Coco thought while instinctively licking her lips.

Ruby cheered on while looking confused at Coco's tone. 'I wonder why she said it like that.'

BASH!

"GAH!" Coco cried out while holding her nose. She then removed her hand and saw it was covered in blood. "Mi noze!"

"Oh dust! I'm so sorry!" Taiyang said with wide eyes. "I didn't mean to hit you that hard."

"Mi noze!" She yelled out in pain. "Mi ficking noze!" 'FUCKING DUST!'

He turned to Ruby and then at Coco before Zwei started to bark and ran back to the house.

(A few minutes later)

"I'm sorry, I really didn't mean that." He said while Coco's nose was covered in ice and bandages.

She lightly glared at him.

Qrow shook his head. "Really? Didn't you forget your heads harder than the rest of your body?"

"You're not helping."

"Technically you could have just given up." Yang remarked to Coco.

She glared at her while Ruby put some ice on her nose. "Zot funnz."

"What?"

"She said it wasn't funny." Yang explained to her sister while Zwei jumped on Coco's lap.

Coco looked at the corgi before petting his head while feeling like an idiot for staying in one spot for too long. 'Ugh, I should've just got off of him instead of flirting like a creep.'

"I know it was meant to be sparring, but I didn't think I'd put that much force in a hit."

"Ztill zot nize."

"I know, but I'll make it up to you."

She raised an eyebrow at that. "Anythizg?"

"Anything, even giving you some of Ruby's secret stash of chocolates."

"Hey! How did you know where I hid them?!"

"You always put it in the freezer." He sweatdropped.

"Oh...right." She chuckled with embarrassment. 'I should've put them under the couch!'

'Hmm, I can use this to my advantage.' Coco thought with a smirk before whispering to Yang for a pen and paper.

"Ok." She said while running off to get some, and came back quickly.

Taiyang looked confused at this as Coco wrote down something on the pad of paper. After a few seconds of this, she gave him the following.

'You have to take me out for a date, at any point in time. Here's my Scroll number so I can get in touch with you.' It said with a doodle of a heart on it.

His eyes widened and mouth dropped before seeing at the bottom to keep it hidden, making him keep the others from trying to peer and look at it. 'She….She wants to go on a date with me?'

"What does it say?" Ruby asked innocently.

"Oh nothing, just that she wants ice cream." He lied. "So could you be a dear and go get some with uncle Qrow?"

"Sounds lame." deadpanned Qrow.

"Ok." Ruby smiled. "So what kind Coco?"

"...zanilla." She said with a smile.

"Vanilla? That's boring." Yang deadpanned. "You look more like a coffee ice cream kinda gal."

She stuck her tongue out while Taiyang tugged at his collar.

"Um, you go as well Yang." He said before whispering. "And to keep Ruby from getting another sugar rush."

She nodded as they walked out of the house, with Ruby skipping a little bit with each step. When they were gone, Taiyang looked at Coco with a serious face.

"Is this a sick joke?"

She shook her head no.

"Coco, I'm an older man and you're my daughter's age, if this is something to mess with me then just drop it."

She frowned before writing something down.

'I'm not messing with you, you're just my type~ :)'

He blinked while feeling like he entered another dimension. "Wait, what?"

Coco rolled her eyes before writing again.

'Hello, you're a sexy sugar daddy. And I like older men, so there you go handsome lug.' It said with a small drawing of a Cupid flying over the 'L'.

He rubbed his eyes and shook his head. "Oh come on, I'm not that old."

'No, but you're just right. Rugged, buff, good with kids, and oh so tasty~' she wrote down while licking her lips. 'So what's wrong with a sexy girl like me liking a hunk like you?'

"For one, I was married, twice!"

'So? That makes it even better.' She wrote down.

"Second, you're still young! I mean, what's wrong with some of the guys at Beacon? I'm sure there are several who'd be more then happy to treat you like a possible girlfriend."

'Meh, not really that interesting.' She wrote. 'Plus Ozpin is with Glynda and I'm not going to get detention for messing with 'her' man.'

'Wait….Glynda and Ozpin? Together? Huh, I guess Summer was right for once with her shipping hobby.' Taiyang thought in amazement.

'So want to be my sugar daddy, handsome?'

He shook his head. "I'm sorry, but I can't."

Coco stood there while looking very mad, angry and in disbelief before she wrote again on the pad of paper.

'You sure? Because dating a younger woman isn't illegal.' It said while the writing looked like it was close to breaking the back of the paper.

"It's not that, it's just…..odd. I mean, when it comes to relationships, I'm not all that lucky."

'I know, Ruby mentioned it before.' She wrote. 'But maybe you should try? What harm would it do to date little old me?'

"People would think I'm like Qrow, only for much younger girls." he deadpanned. "The last thing I want is Ruby and Yang thinking I'm desperate to ask out some of their friends."

'Like I care, plus I'll tell them.' She wrote. 'I mean I know that Yang and Ruby would approve to make you happy, That and they already like me for my attitude and personality.'

Taiyang sighed. "You're not going to let this go are you?"

She shook her head no.

He rubbed his head and groaned. "Alright, one date, but that doesn't suddenly mean we're dating, ok?"

'Alright, but beware because I might bring out the big guns for our little date, sexy~' She wrote before giving Taiyang a wink.

He shivered a little while feeling like he's going to regret it. 'It's like Raven if she was the one hitting on me.'

(Timeskip)

-Beacon, CFVY's room-

Velvet blinked as Coco was busy picking out dresses from her closet. "Um, expecting a date or something Coco?"

"Oh no, I'm just getting ready to see Ruby's folks." She said while looking at her dresses. "They said their coming to see them and I want to make a first impression."

"Oh, well that's...nice." 'Why would she be worried about that? She never did that before.'

"Now which one looks good, the blue one or the yellow one?"

"Um...the yellow one."

"Thanks bun bun."

"D-Don't call me that!" She blushed.

(Some minutes later)

Coco looked at her dress, which was a short yellow dress with the skirt reaching to her knees and her sleeves had some fur on the wrists. 'Perfect.'

Velvet blinked as this dress wasn't her favorite at all, especially for the hole with straps on the back of the dress. 'But she hates that dress because it's out of style.'

"So Velvet, how does this dress look?"

"Uh….perfect." she said with a smile.

Coco smiled before looking at her Scroll. "Shit, they're here, I'll be back soon." She rushed out of the room while grabbing a small black box that was on her desk at the same time.

Velvet blinked while feeling like her friend was going a little nutty today.

(With Yang)

"You're going to love Blake dad, she's a nice girl once you get past the bookworm part." She said to her dad while Qrow drank some water that Ruby gave him.

"Alright dear, I believe you." Taiyang chuckled. "Especially since you've told me QUITE a lot about her."

"I know, I just can't help it." She smirked while not noticing that Coco was behind Qrow.

"She likes her, and Weiss." Ruby smiled. "And Jaune and Pyrrha and Nora and Ren and-"

"We get it." Qrow sighed before Coco tapped Taiyang on the shoulder.

"Yes?"

"Hello Taiyang." Coco said while Ruby gawked at the dress. "Fancy meeting you here."

"Uh, hey there." he greeted with a sweatdrop. 'Did it just get colder in here.'

Coco smiled. "I missed you."

"Oh really?"

"Yep, but I have to ask you one thing."

"Um...what?" He asked before she pulled out a small box and opened it, revealing a small sapphire ring in it.

"Want to take this up a notch and become husband and wife?" She said before going on one knee.

Instantly his, Ruby, and Yang dropped their jaws while Qrow looked at them and at his flask.

'I think I had one too many drinks.'

"W-What?!"

"Coco, what are you doing?!" Yang yelled out in shock.

"Oh just asking my sugar daddy to marry me, nothing too special." Coco said with a smile.

"Oh my Dust!" cried out Ruby before her eyes rolled in and she fell back into Qrow's arms.

"Woah!"

Taiyang blushed heavily while trying not to faint as well.

"Just how?! Why our dad?!" Yang glared while looking very mad and protective of her dad right now.

"The real question should be is why not?"

"Explain or else!" She growled with her eyes turning red.

"Simple, we've been dating since Taiyang broke my nose." She said before explaining her story.

(Flashback)

Coco sighed while rubbing her now fixed nose, and holding onto Taiyang's arm as they walked through Patch.

"Easy there." he whispered. "People might start whispering."

"So? I'm just holding onto you because it's nice and strong." She whispered. "Plus I lost s lot of blood so I feel woozy."

"Well, just don't push yourself." he advised while not seeing her devious smirk.

She moved her hand down while looking at Taiyang. "Thank you, I'll do that. But I feel in the mood for bread buns and coffee."

"Well there's this one store that has some of the best in all of Patch."

"Then you're paying." She said while rubbing the man's ass. 'Really toned.'

"Hey, not in public." he whispered quickly with a blush.

"Aw, but it's funny seeing you flustered." she whispered with a chuckle before he moved her hand away.

'Ugh...this must be how Qrow feels with that Winter person, but if he was...oh dust!' He thought while thinking of Qrow as a pain lover for her. 'I REALLY didn't need to imagine that!'

"So where's this coffee shop?"

"Right here." he spoke shaking his head as they reached it and went in with a few people noticing how close they seemed to be.

"Must be a cousin." Muttered one man to his wife.

"Or another adopted daughter.'

'They're looking at us!' Taiyang thought with drops of sweat going down his face. When he reached the counter the employee briefly looked confused.

"What can I get you two?"

"We'll have some lattes." Coco smiled. "Extra milk for mine."

"And a few bread buns." spoke Taiyang.

The employee nodded. "And what kind of bread buns do you two want?"

"Sesame seed."

Coco looked at Taiyang as the employee moved to make the lattes. "What say I get us a table?"

"Are you sure?"

"I may have lost blood but I'm good enough to get us a table." She chuckled before stumbling towards a small table near the window. She sat down and sighed while feeling giddy. 'Oh this is it, my first date with a handsome stud! Oh I wish this wasn't so jam packed, I would've given him such a time~'

'Relax man, just don't look tense and act like you're just taking her out on a fun time for the day. Oh Dust that sounds so wrong!' He thought while the employee brought out some lattes and sesame seed bread buns, which for some reason was bigger than usual.

"That'll be 30.45 lien."

He paid the man the money and took the tray over to the table before sitting right across from Coco.

She took her latte while smiling. "Thank you handsome. Appreciate that."

"No problem." He said while taking a sip of his latte.

She sighed while gaining a milk mustache from the milk. "This is really a good latte, thanks for the suggestion."

"Uh, I wouldn't thank me yet." he chuckled.

"Oh right, we still didn't finish our date." She chuckled.

"I meant something else." he pointed to his face.

"A kiss? Or a compliment?" She asked while knowing the answer but played ignorant.

He blushed and shook his head. "You got something on your face."

"Huh?" She wiped her face as the mustache vanished. "Did I get it?"

"Yup."

Coco smiled before taking a slow, deliberate bite of her bread bun. "Then thank you, you just saved me from being a noob."

"Wow, do kids really use that word nowadays?"

"Sometimes, trust me there are worse words out there." She sighed. "But you must be old if you don't know the lingo these days."

"Hey, I'm not that old, I just don't really pay attention cause times are a bit different compared to my time at Beacon."

"Oh really?"

He nodded while not noticing that her leg was moving closer to his own.

She smirked. "Well that's good for you, but tell me, how different was Beacon in your day?"

"For one, students didn't date their teachers."

"Glynda and-"

"Don't even say that." He interrupted. "I really don't want to know about their...personal time together."

Coco frowned before rubbing her foot on his crotch. "Did you just interrupt a girl while she's talking? How rude."

Taiyang jumped and nearly knocked the table over while seeing Coco smirk. "What the-"

"Hush." She said quietly while rubbing again. "This is a public area."

"What are you doing then?" he whispered with a frown.

"Just having a good time." She whispered before drinking her latte very slowly. 'Let's see how long he'll go before running to the restroom.'

'Oh, so she wants to play that game? Ok, you asked for this.'

Coco sighed before jumping as his foot started to rub against her hip. 'Oh ho ho, he's getting frisky.'

'I've had two wives so don't think I'm gonna get flustered over something like this.' He thought as both continued to rub each other, each time causing the other to blush slightly.

This also caused a few people that were close to the table to turn away quickly.

"What are they doing mom?" Asked a small girl in a pink dress.

"Just look away sweetie."

"Is it a game?"

"Sweetie." She said while her daughter looked at the two 'game playing' individuals.

"I want to play!"

"That's it, we're going home."

"Aw." She pouted as the people left in embarrassment and mild annoyance.

Coco looked around and chuckled. "Looks like we're making the crowd disperse."

He groaned while trying to make Coco jump as he moved his foot from the hip all the way to her crotch.

She let out a gasp and saw him smirk before narrowing her eyes. "Oh, it's on now." She then moved her heel over the bulge and moved with more force.

(A few minutes of this later)

"Give up…"

"I'm...not done yet handsome…" Coco panted as both started to blush and feel like they're in a sauna.

"Is that...all you got?" he groaned.

"Not by a...long shot…" She panted before rubbing his hard bulge. "Get it? Long shot?"

'Did Yang corrupt another one?' Taiyang thought while moving his foot deeper into the crotch, making Coco moan. "Ha, sounds like...this is your sensitive spot?"

"Screw you...mister hard…" Coco groaned as one of the employees walked up to them.

"Um...can you leave? You're driving away customers and making the other employees….you know." Asked a female employee with a blush.

"Oh! Uh, sorry." spoke Taiyang looking away in embarrassment.

That's when Coco took the chance and rubbed the bulge very hard with her heel.

"Ah!"

"I...win you...stud…" She smirked before panting heavily.

"I'm serious!" blushed the employee.

"We're going." Taiyang said while quickly picking up Coco and ran out of the establishment.

She sighed. 'I need some new panties after this day.'

(With Coco)

"That...was fun…" she chuckled while slowly calming down. "We need to that more...often."

"That….was insane!" he spoke up after they got a distance away with him hiding his groin. "Everyone knew what we were doing!"

"You started it." She chuckled. "But it was exciting."

"No it wasn't!"

She sighed. "To me it was, especially after trying to make me moan like a little bitch." She then rubbed his chin. "If you want we could just have some fun right here and now, whaddya say?"

He glared at her and crossed his arms.

"I was joking." She said with a chuckle. "I'm not going to do that here and now."

"Do you have any idea what people are gonna think now with that stunt? That I'm some kind of deviant for teenage girls."

Coco blinked. 'Huh, didn't think about that.'

"And I never said I was ready to go that far, I agreed to a date, that's it."

"Alright, you're right I went too far." She admitted. "So if you want a favor from me or anything, just ask and I'll give you a good, non sexual, time. Ok?"

He crossed his arms and raised an eyebrow. "Oh really?"

"Really, on my honor as a team leader." She said while moving her shades down.

"Ok, then I might have just the thing." he smirked with a glint in his eyes.

Coco blinked at that. 'Oh dust.'

(Later)

"Please, there has to be something other than this."

"Nope, I think this is the perfect way to pay me back."

"But….this is so….outdated!"

"Come on now, you look fine." Taiyang said while trying not to laugh.

Coco blushed while wearing something….she REALLY didn't want to wear. It was a fluffy white ball gown with frills on the ends with a matching bonet. "Just WHY did you have this?"

"That was something...Summer wore during our first dance." He slightly chuckled. "She was one for gowns, but if it was Raven, well it would've been worse for you."

"How so?"

"She wore a ball gown that was pink." 'Due to Qrow putting it in the wash with the colors. Damn it Qrow!'

'Holy shit, with a woman like that she looks like she'd puke just seeing the color.' Coco thought before looking at the gown. "But at least you didn't have a tight fitting dress on you."

"No but I recall Qrow wearing a skirt once. But I don't recall why though."

She blinked while picturing Qrow in a skirt. 'Kinda disturbing.'

"Now then, what do you say when in that?" he smirked.

"Sigh, care to dance my prince?"

"Nope, say it in the voice, and don't forget to curtsy."

Coco groaned before moving her gown up to her sides. "Ok my prince." She said in a very cute and girly tone.

He smiled while taking a picture with his Scroll as Coco looked away in embarrassment.

'He's so going to get it later!' "A-Anything else...my prince?"

"Mmm, twirl around until I say otherwise."

She sighed and twirled around while he took more pictures.

'Oh this is going to be useful for Christmas cards.' He thought while Coco prayed she'd get the last laugh.

(End of flashback)

"And after that I got out of that gown and played some card games before you guys came back." Coco finished. "And he still owes me 60 lien for the poker game."

"You cheated."

"Nope, I just have more luck than you Taiyang." She chuckled as the sisters and uncle looked shocked and surprised at the same time.

"You two….in public…..oh god, I'm gonna hurl." Yang covered her mouth while Ruby fainted on the floor.

"Well to be fair your dad started it." Coco chuckled.

"Meh." Qrow shrugged. "Seems legit enough for me so go wild."

"But still, this is big, and a little off." remarked Taiyang. "Usually it's the guy who proposes first like this."

"Traditions can be revised you know." She smiled while putting the ring in his hand. "Plus I don't mind, but to be honest, that's an engagement ring, not a real big time marriage one. You can't have my ass until after I graduate." She smacked her ass in response.

Yang groaned while feeling like she just went into a psychedelic trip or something.

"Well let's try to keep it on the downlow for the moment." he remarked rubbing his head. "I still haven't met your folks yet."

"Oh them, well funny thing you said that." She said nervously. "They're coming to see you."

"What?!"

"I might have told them about the whole thing and well…." she looked away. "Are you a fan of airship fire?"

"Wait, you're not telling me that your parents…"

"They're in the Atlas Military, yeah and are high up, right about captain level."

"You're screwed." Qrow whispered to Taiyang. "Especially if Ironwood comes a knocking."

"Oh fuck me eight ways to sunday." he muttered.

"Oh I almost forgot." Coco said while looking away, with a loud battle cry coming towards them. "I kinda told Fox, and he told Yatsuhashi…"

"DIE!" Yatsuhashi yelled while holding his sword up.

"He's protective of his team." She chuckled nervously.

Taiyang avoided the sword which made an indent in the floor before swinging his fist up and landed a square hit against the side of his jaw making him stumble. "Sorry, instinct."

"Ugh…." he groaned before shrugging it off and roared again.

"Sorry sugar daddy!" Coco called out as Yatsuhashi started to see red.

'This is gonna be harder to handle then Summer OR Raven!' He thought while the screen turned black.