Disclaimer: I do not own RWBY.

AN: Another chibi update. Don't worry. Pus J will be updated soon. It's just taking some time since I like to go on a fifteen to twenty page story. This is just to show I'm still updating and writing.

I had to re-upload because the first had some mistakes.

Episode 5: Chibi adventures are sorta fun

Cursed Picnics

It was a beautiful day with no signs of any danger happening in Beacon. As Jaune and Pyrrha walked into their dorm with a picnic basket in hand, it immediately got the other two's attention.

"Who's up for a nice picnic~?" Jaune sang while doing some jazz hands.

The dead response he got from the two was not what he was expecting. Turning to Pyrrha, even she was frowning at their lack of energy.

"What's wrong guys? You love picnics." He said in concern. "Especially you Nora."

"We've learnt not to get out hopes up." Ren answered from his bed. "Every time we try to have a normal picnic, something horrible happens that we never get to finish."

"Come on guys. You're being ridiculous." The leader waved them off. It's not like all their picnics were bad.

Nevermore Attack

Team JNPR was currently out in the courtyard having sandwiches ad enjoying the nice day.

"Pass the ketchup, Ren?" Jaune asked, holding his hand out for the condiment.

Screak!

Suddenly a giant Nevermore swooped down and picked Jaune up by it's talons.

"Aah! Somebody help me!" The blonde cried as he was flown away by the flying Grimm.

"Jaune!" Pyrrha immediately cried for her leader while chasing after the bird.

Ren and Nora sighed as they packed the food and blanket to go after them.

Ren-napped

Finding a nice roofed area in Vale park, JNPR sat at a table with a nice food spread. Jaune was strumming his guitar and Nora was enjoying her pre-desserts.

"Think you can whistle a nice tune Ren?" Jaune asked as Pyrrha hummed with his playing.

Complying Ren whistled like an angel that got some of the woodland critters to crawl up to him. After he stopped, the ninja felt he was being lifted by tons of tiny little hands.

"Help! Help!" The ninja cried as squirrels and other rodents were carrying him away at a fast speed.

Instead of taking him into a tree, he was pulled into a hole the rodents dug up quickly.

"Ren!" Nora shouted, chasing with hammer in hand.

Tons of rodents popped their heads out to mock Nora, who instantly got into a game of extreme and murdery whack-a-mole.

Men-napped

After returning from washing their hands, Pyrrha and Nora came back to see Ren and Jaune gone and some fat guys wearing glasses dressed like them in their seats.

"Um, who are you?" Pyrrha asked, wary as the guys looked them over.

"It's us ladies." The fat guy dressed like Ren said while licking his lips creepily. "You're lovers~."

Narrowing their eyes, the girls summoned their weapon. It was one of those creepy stalkers they were warned about as girls.

"You have exactly three seconds to tell us where they are before we hurt you!" Nora demanded while aiming the grenade launcher at their heads. "3!"

The men crumbled easily. Their search for the two became a long day filled with high-speed car chases, arduous interrogations, and tons of action packed fighting. Turns out the 'little girls club' kidnapped the two and tried to coin some slobs on them.

Team RWBY Interference

"You guys ready to head out?" Jaune asked as they closed up their dorm. Getting a nod from each of them, he locked the door. "Then lets go have our picnic!"

"Jaune, just who I needed!" Blake said, grabbing the blonde leader and running off. On her trail, a bunch of White Fang grunts were chasing after her.

"H-hey!" Pyrrha reached a hand out to them, but was stopped as Weiss appeared.

"Pyrrha! I need your assistance!" The heiress shouted, grabbing the redhead's outstretched arm and speeding away with a glyph. In the process, the champion dropped the picnic basket.

"Mwahahaha!" Roman laughed as he chased after Weiss and Pyrrha in another Paladin.

"What is going on?" Ren asked before Yang ran along and hoisted Ren on her shoulders.

"No time to explain!" The brawler said, running off with Junior's goons chasing her.

"…" Looking left and right, Nora waited for something to happen to her.

After a couple seconds of no one coming to take her, she walked to the basket to take some of the food out. She may as well enjoy the food Pyrrha prepared.

"Nora, just who I needed!" Ruby zipped in, grabbing the ginger's hand and pulling her away from the food. Moments later, a Beowulf stampede appeared.

As the lonely picnic basket laid in the hallway unharmed, Sun came along with Neptune and picked it up. On their way out, they shared a fist bump – Pyrrha really knew how to pack for a picnic.

"Ok, so maybe we've had a few minor problems but this time is different." Jaune said with confidence. "I am super confident-"

shatter!

In mid-sentence, Jaune shattered like glass in front of them. Where he stood was a note promising to bring him back after dinner. Sighing, Pyrrha put her picnic basket outside for Sun and Neptune to take. That was the third time he's shattered.

Skull Key

"I don't understand." Weiss huffed as her team was trapped in a giant glass dome. "How did this happen?"

"I think I read about this in a book somewhere." Blake muttered.

"Dig!" Ruby panicked, trying to get under the ground but not succeeding.

"Hahahahaha!" Roman laughed evilly while in front of them. "You brats are better off giving up. That dome is made out of the densest glass there is."

"Don't worry guys!" Jaune said as he and his team kept hitting the dome. "We'll get you out!"

"Try all you want." Roman taunted from far away. "Nothing can break that dome."

After trying all sorts of explosions and hits, team JNPR was running out of options.

"Fire in the hole!" Nora shouted, as she pushed the lever for the explosives to break the dome. After the smoke cleared, the team saw the dome was left without a scratch.

"That was all the dynamite we had." Pyrrha said as they walked to the dome.

"I told you nothing would break it!" Roman laughed evilly now from a tower. It was amazing they could still hear him. "You'd need something literally denser than that to break my dome."

A lightbulb suddenly sprang up over Pyrrha's head as she had an idea. Grabbing Jaune, she backed up a bit to get a running start.

"I'm sorry!" She shouted as she charged at the dome with her battering Jaune.

Smash!

Team RWBY cheered as they were set free. All thanks to Pyrrha's quick thinking and Jaune's super dense head.

Roman's Evil Plan 28

"Good news Neo." Roman said as he placed a box down between them. "I've managed to capture a rare and dangerous Grimm! With this, chaos will ensue!"

Neo clapped silently while holding a sign that said 'Yay!'

Opening the box, a Baku peeked out before turning the box over to hide from the sun.

"What the-?" The master criminal pouted, seeing no evil. Kneeling down, he peeked into the box to coax the Grimm out. "Come on you weird looking tapir thing. Get out here and do some evil stuff."

Poof!

The Baku's response was to spray Roman with it's fear mist. Coughing, Roman got back up and wiped the mist on his face.

"Stupid Grimm!" Opening them, he looked at Neo before shivering in place and screaming. "No. No, no, NO! Aaah!"

As Roman ran away, Neo raised a brow at his strange behavior. Pulling out another sign, it had a screw and a baseball.

END

AN: And that's done. Hope you guys had a laugh.