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Episode 7: We're just chibi and that's alright

Huntress-saurus

Yanng and Pyrrha were running through the halls as they chased after their two crazed teammates. The brawler and champion cursed themselves for stupidly taking their eyes off them for a few seconds. Because of that mistake, they lost the others.

Flashback

The morning started when Pyrrha came up with a cup of espresso in her hand. She still held a smile, but it was tired with a slight slouch in her shoulders.

"What's got you so tired?" Yang asked, looking up from her egg soup.

"I'm currently having trouble performing this flipping maneuver in gym." She shared, knowing Yang's seen some of her moves. "It's not so much I cant do it, but I'm trying to perform it faster."

Placing her cup down to cool off a bit, neither of the girls noticed Ruby and Nora eyeing the espresso as they chatted. Turning to look at Ren and Weiss, they were busy enjoying their drink and breakfast. Looking to Jaune and Blake, the cat faunus was having her nose in her book as usual while the other leader was spacing out looking out a window.

Taking a chance, Nora reached for the cup and gulped half of it. As the bomber was shaking in place, Ruby took the cup out of her hand and downed the rest in one chug. Dropping the cup, the shattering sound alerted the others to what happened.

End Flashback

Poor Ren and Weiss. They were the first to go down from a super hug charging at them at a hundred and fifty miles per hour with a grip of a thousand psi. Blake and Jaune were the next unfortunate souls to go down. Poor Blake – the two girls can't imagine what it must feel like to have cat ears rubbed so raw the fur falls off. Pyrrha hoped Jaune's aura would heal his arms. The poor blonde got used as a rope in a tug-of-war when the two hyper girls wanted him to pay attention to one of them.

"I think they're in here." Yang whispered, hearing noise come from her dorm room.

There was the sound of giggling and a dog whining, signifying Zwei was the next victim.

"Lets get in there and stop them." Pyrrha said, pulling Milo out.

"Not like that." The older sister held an arm out to stop her from charging in. "We have to approach this differently. Don't raise your voice – that lets them know they're winning. Never turn your back on them. And always keep eye contact."

"…Wow." The champion said impressed. "Where did you learn that?"

"This isn't my first time handling a hyper Ruby. I just hope she wont be hard to handle now that she has a playmate." Yang shuddered, opening the door slowly to show Ruby rolling around with Zwei in her arms.

It might look cute, but to the poor corgi it was the equivalence to a gator's death roll.

"Rubes. Rubes." Yang called out to her with a raised arm out.

"Hah!" Ruby's eyes sparkled, seeing a new person to play with. And it was her big sister too!

"Stand down." Yang ordered with authority in her voice. "Stand down."

Pyrrha was starting to panic seeing the little leader's grip on the cute corgi tighten. Her heart couldn't take it seeing hearing the little guy whimpering.

"We have to stop this. RU-" A hand was clamped on her mouth before she could start scolding.

"Don't do that." Yang warned her in a whisper. "Do that, and she'll never trust me again. Come on, Ruby."

Giggling, the reaper got off the corgi and ignored it as it scurried between Yang's legs. Picking him up, Pyrrha stroked his head feeling it shake in her arms. The poor guy was terrified.

"Hey. Stay." Yang told her sister when she was going to dash to her.

Walking to her slowly, she held her arms wide slowly to get this over with. Red was in her sights, but she felt something was missing. "Wait a minute. …Where's Nora?"

"Hngh." Peeking over the top bunk, Yang and Pyrrha cursed for forgetting about her.

"Clever girl." The brawler commented, frozen in place. "Pyrrha-"

slam!

That was the sound of world champion abandoning Yang Xiao Long to the clutches of two hyper huntresses. Time slowed down as Yang saw Ruby lunging at her with Nora coming from above. She could handle one hugger, but not two! Not two.

Thinking fast, she rolled under Ruby and dodged Nora to get under the bed. Grabbing a pillow, she chucked one at Ruby and smirked when it hit her in the face. After that, the two hyper girls stood frozen while ruby clutched the pillow.

"Hahaha!" Nora laughed while pointing at Ruby.

Pouting at being laughed at, the reaper smacked her friend to shut her up. Stopping after getting hit, Nora walked to a bed ignoring Yang and took a pillow. Fluffing it, she inhaled and screamed while rushing at Ruby to start a pillow fight. All the while, Yang watched on as the two girls continued to smack each other until the pillows lost it's fluff. By then they were all out of energy and burnt out.

Slowly stepping over them and exiting the room quietly, Yang glared at Pyrrha who was sitting outside with Zwei.

"I'm sorry?" The champion said with Zwei adding his puppy eyes.

Inhaling, Yang found her center and just smiled while looking at the two. When Pyrrha stood up thinking it was safe, she found she made a terrible mistake. Seeing movement, Yang let off a roar similar to a T-Rex and started chasing the champion and Zwei.

Faux Pas

Nora

"Thanks for inviting us to your lake house Weiss." Jaune said as he along with his team the rest of team RWBY marveled at her house. Nora was currently in the restroom after such a long trip.

"I was feeling magnanimous at the moment. And I felt like showing you what Atlas architecture looked like." She replied, letting them bask in the Atlesian art. "Everything is all Atlas. Even the bathrooms re designed with Atlas' state of the art toiletries."

"It certainly does scream Atlas." The ninja replied, looking at the mural on the wall.

"I cant believe she has tiny fountains in her bathroom." Nora said, returning from her trip with wet hands and knees. "They looked so cute lined up in different stalls."

Weiss' nose grew at the compliment to her lake house. But something he said bothered her. "Tiny fountains? Those are the toilets."

"…Toilets? Then that means I was playing in the-"

Realization dawned on Ren on the mistake Nora made.

Jaune

Since the two blondes started hanging out, Sun and Jaune have been exchanging some of their knowledge on different customs.

"So is it really a thing in Vacuo to greet others by punching them in the arm?" Jaune asked.

"Oh yeah." Sun nodded, remembering his times back in his old home before going into Haven. "Back when I was scrawny, kids did that to me all the time as a greeting I had to bulk up to not feel the pain. Look, there's a bunch of Shade students there."

Walking up to one guy, Sun slugged him in the arm. "What's up man."

"Nothing much." The guy slugged Sun back. They both held smiles, but it showed they were seething in pain.

Wanting to try it out, Jaune walked up to one of the Shade students with an eyepatch and slugged her arm. "How's it going?"

Gasp

"Dude, you only do that with guys." Sun whispered, forgetting to tell Jaune that.

"What does it mean when I hit a girl then?" The knight asked, not seeing the girl raising her hand back.

SMACK!

"Courtship."

"What does the smack mean?" Jaune groaned on the floor.

"…Approval."

Ruby

KABOOM!

"Oh my gosh." Weiss gasped after Ruby exploded herself. "Are you ok?"

"I'm fine." The reaper replied, making the ok sign.

Gasp!

Winter was close by and saw the hand sign Ruby made to her sister. Charging at her, she lifted the reaper by her cloak.

"How dare you!" She snarled, shaking Ruby a few times.

"Winter! Stop, she didn't know!" Weiss came to her friends rescue.

"I didn't know what?" Ruby said, now dizzier than ever.

"Ruby, that's a bad sign in Atlas." The heiress answered.

"R-really?" She asked. "What's it mean?"

Leaning in close, Weiss whispered the meaning into Ruby's ears. The little leader's eyes widened in shock finding out what it meant. "I'm so sorry! I've never even said that word to anyone before."

"I came rushing when I saw the explosion." Yang said in a huff. "Give me a sec. I need to catch my breath."

After a while, the brawler straightened up with a smile. "Alright. I'm good."

She made the ok sign with Winter still present.

END

AN: Yup, Jurassic Park and culture problems. Not gonna lie, I've had my share of faux pas. Like I didn't know in a certain area, people are more reserved so hugging is already an intimate thing. Also, I'm used to taking shoes off even when I'm a guest in someone's house so it felt weird walking inside with shoes still on.