Crazy trouble with love part 6

Pyrrha, Cinder, and Jaune

Series: RWBY

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It was a calm day for the students of Beacon, well except for a strange aura covering the school like a fog. It almost felt like a deadly one that could end anyone if they happened to make the wrong move.

And it didn't help that the source of it wasn't just one, but two. But where were they you maybe asking? Well….

'Why do I feel so nervous?' Jaune asked himself while a redhead and a black haired girl was watching him from two different corners of the hallway. He shivered and rubbed his arms while said girls kept following him without notice.

'Jaune.' Pyrrha thought while smiling a little as an aura was emanating from her body.

As for the second aura….it wasn't Ren or Blake. Not even Ruby for dust sake.

Cinder looked on with a grin while expelling a dark aura that combined with Pyrrha's, making the deadly fog like aura that was sweeping around the entire school.

Now you're wondering why these two women were doing this? Is that right? Well it's simple, they're looking at their crush.

Pyrrha was self explanatory, she got tired of being silent on the matter of her feelings and decided to be more forward, in a stalker sorta way since she got some tips from Nora and this would help her figure out more on Jaune to get him to be hers.

As for Cinder, it was different. Now you see even if one's a villain like her, sometimes a bit of luck can change anything or anyone. And in this case, a group vote for keeping said boy from becoming a threat grew to become something more. Which was kind of ironic as she was taught to not fall in love like a little school girl yet now she's a stalker with dark intentions to anyone that gets in her way.

In summary, both girls like him but are at that stage where being silent was out of the question and actions were the key to victory.

'Alright, Jaune's heading to our room, meaning maybe I can catch him off guard with a smile and warm welcome.'

'Drat.' Cinder thought. 'He's heading to his room, I need to get ahead of him and stall him.'

Both attempted to rush towards the boy but he went into the room and caused the two to crash into one another. They groaned before seeing the other and jumped up with frowns.

"What are you doing here Nikos?" Cinder frowned.

"Heading to my room, what are you doing here Fall?"

"Why should I tell you?"

"Because you sure seem to be in a rush to not see me."

"I should say the same for you." She frowned while crossing her arms. "Now stand aside Nikos."

"I think not."

"I mean it, get out of my way."

"No."

Both glared at each other while the aura around them became visible to on lookers.

'Just why is she going down this exact hall? Her room is in another hall.'

'Nikos, I'll make sure your body is never found.' Cinder thought with a dark frown.

That was when Ren walked by and saw them. 'Nope, not getting into this mess.'

With Jaune he felt a sudden chill. 'What's going on?' He thought while Nora was busy drinking coffee.

"Yum! This is so good! Oooh! I see stars!"

"Shit!" he jumped under his bed for cover. "Nora! You can't have any of that!"

"Why?" She asked before grabbing her hammer and started playing whack a mole with the floor. "WHACK! I'M THE QUEEN OF PANCAKES!"

'That's why.'

(With Pyrrha)

'Fall, just what are you up to?' She thought while walking into the room. "Hey Jaune...Nora?!"

Said girl turned to her while smashing the walls with her hammer. "Hey Pyrrha, I'm just doing a little redecorating!"

"Help." Jaune said from under the bed.

SMASH!

"Ha! I'm so good at this!"

"What happened Jaune?"

"Coffee." He squealed as Nora smashed his bed to bits. "Ah!"

"Oh Dust."

"Ha ha! This is so much fun!" Nora laughed before getting thrown out of the window by Pyrrha's semblance. "Ah! I regret this!"

Jaune sighed with relief while crawling out. "Thanks Pyrrha."

She smiled. "Anytime Jaune." 'Oh that feels so good.' She then saw Jaune grumbling.

"Looks like I have to get a new bed."

"You can use mine Jaune." she quickly said with a smile.

"Huh? Are you sure?"

Pyrrha nodded. "And if you want I'll sleep on the floor for however long it takes to get a new bed." 'And so I can see his cute body sleeping from a lower vantage point.'

"Um...I'll ask Ren if he wants to share a bed."

"I insist, I just had the sheets cleaned and pressed."

Jaune sighed and noticed she was smiling a little too wide. "Um...oh is that Ren I hear, I'll just go see what he needs." He then ran out of the room quickly.

Pyrrha frowned, but moved over to Jaune's broken bed and took the sheets before inhaling them with a happy sigh. "Oooh, cherry shampoo."

(With Jaune)

'Ok, that was weird.' He thought while feeling deeply disturbed by the smile. 'Why was she even smiling like that? She looked like an evil clown!'

That's when he felt two lumps hitting his face.

"Oh, Arc, what are you doing with my chest?" Cinder asked with a false frown.

He went wide eyed and saw his head against her chest making him jump back. "S-S-Sorry!"

"It's fine." She said while internally squealing. "You didn't mean to."

He blushed while looking away. "O-Oh."

She moved closer to him. "So Arc, do you mind if we discuss some business over a little dinner? Particularly at seven tonight?"

"Wait, what?" 'Did she just ask me out on a date? Right after I just ran into her breasts?'

"It may seem out of place, but since nice we are team leaders I think it would be good to discuss a suitable alliance for the future." 'Among other things~'

He blushed again while not knowing that his only female teammate and teacher was looking from behind a corner right behind him.

'Oh hell no!' She thought in rage.

Cinder moved her finger around his cheek. "So care to join me tonight?"

"Um…." he looked around before saying. "Huh? Is that Ruby calling me? Oh no she ate ten cookie jars! I'll save her!" He then rushed off in the opposite direction.

'But isn't Rose's room is the other way?' She thought with a confused look.

'Yes! Good call Jaune!' Pyrrha thought with a grin as Cinder walked away. 'That skank!'

'Better change strategies.'

(Later)

Pyrrha stomped towards Cinder's room while looking rather cross. When she got there she banged on the door. "Open up!"

She opened the door while in a pink nighty with cows on it. "What? Oh Nikos, what do you want?"

"I came here to say one thing and one thing only. I saw what you tried, and it's not gonna happen again, got it?"

Cinder frowned. "Are you threatening me?"

"Yes, and I'll do it more if you do anything else with Jaune."

"This is a free kingdom."

"That it is, but you aren't allowed to see Jaune or even talk to him."

Cinder crossed her arms and narrowed her eyes. "Care to tell me why?"

"Just don't." She narrowed her eyes.

"You are acting irrational, now leave or I'll call Mercury and Emerald."

Pyrrha frowned before walking backwards. "Stay away from Jaune, Cinder Fall, or I'll show you how a champion really fights."

"Well we'll just let that be decided by Jaune." she smirked before closing the door.

"Who was that?" Emerald asked while yawning in her green nightwear.

"Nikos."

"Huh? What about, was it the plan?"

"No, it wasn't about the plan." she crossed her arms. "Let's just say she's become an annoyance."

She nodded. "So what are you going to do about it?"

Cinder smirked while making a glass sword appear in her hands. "Pest control."

(Much later)

And thus the Nikos-Fall war started. From little pranks to full on brawls, the two girls were literally at each other's throats.

As for Jaune, he was completely ignorant of the so called war. Although Ren DID notice something being off.

"Jaune."

"Yes Ren?" Jaune asked while eating some pizza.

"Have you noticed that Pyrrha seems more stressed as of lately?" Ren asked while eating some dumplings that ironically Nora made for him. 'Huh? Kind of salty this batch.'

"What do you mean?"

"Like she's been very stressed and agitated." He said with a sweatdrop. "Haven't you noticed?"

"Not really, I've been too busy keeping Nora from coffee for the last two weeks."

He sweatdropped. "Maybe notice how she seems slightly jumpy?"

"She was?"

"She has and that worries me."

"Pyrrha's fine, she's a great huntress after all." Jaune said with a smile.

"I don't know, I mean she's been acting like Ruby with a sugar rush."

"Now you're just being silly."

Ren sighed while finishing the dumpling. "Just be careful, I don't want you to get polarized to a pole by your underwear." 'Weird, it tastes like silk.'

"That sounds ridiculous." He said while Ren felt something in his mouth and pulled out a pink cloth with a line going down it.

He blinked while Nora walked by and whispered.

"Hope you like it. I put extra juice and stuffing inside." She giggled. "Oh and have you seen my panties? I kind of misplaced them."

Ren felt his eyes roll back in his head before falling back and passing out.

"Renny?"

Jaune blinked while feeling a sensation of getting pulled overcoming him as he went flying out of the room. "Ahh!"

"Later Jaune." Nora waved while giggling perversely. "Renny~"

(Elsewhere)

Jaune went flying as he almost hit a few people in the process. "Wha! Help!" That's when he went crashing into Pyrrha's chest plate.

CRASH!

"Ow." he winced before moving back and rubbed his head. "Sorry Pyrrha."

"Oh it's fine, but are you ok?" She asked while looking him over. "I didn't mean to use my polarity on you."

"I'm ok." He said while looking like his nose was bruised.

'I didn't mean to hurt him, but maybe I could use this.' Pyrrha thought while touching his nose and moved back as the boy winced in pain. "Do you want me to get some ice for that?"

"That sounds good." He said while not knowing that Cinder was walking by and had a bow in her hands.

'Take this Nikos!' she thought pulling an arrow back before seeing Jaune was in the way. 'Get out of the way!'

Jaune and Pyrrha walked off while Cinder started to fume.

'I'll get her next time!' She thought while breaking the bow with her bare hands.

(A little while later)

Jaune sighed as he touched his nose, which was still red from inflammation. All the while not noticing that someone was sneaking in from the window. "Thank dust that Pyrrha got me some ice but why was she so...smile happy?" 'And when is she coming back from training? It's been two hours now.'

"Hello Arc."

He jumped and almost fell on his face as he saw Cinder sitting next to him. "Cinder?! H-How did you get in here?!"

"The door was opened." She lied.

"But, I was just looking at it."

"You must have zoned out for a minute."

Jaune blinked. "Um, I'm not going to question that, however, I'm confused for why you're here."

"Oh I just wanted to say hi, I saw you getting your nose bruise so I thought I'd help get it all better." 'Among other things.'

"Well thanks, but Pyrrha already got me some ice and it's helping already."

She smiled falsely while trying not to get angry. "Oh? Well I thought it would be nice, after all I am good at relieving pain." 'NIKOS!'

"Well what else could you do?"

Cinder moves closer to him and started to rub his nose gently. "I can do this Arc."

He winced at that, but it didn't hurt really thanks to the ice which numbed it.

"Don't worry, I'm very careful." She said while moving in closer as her chest brushed against Jaune's chest. "And if your a good boy I'll even get you some ice cream." 'Can't believe I said that but for him, I'll stomach my vomit.'

He blushed at how close she was and gulped. 'Is she asking me out on a date or something?'

As this was happening, they didn't know that Pyrrha was Outside the door and heard everything.

She shook with anger while looking like a demonic Grimm. 'Fall, you little homewrecker!'

"How's this feel?"

"Um it actually feels nice." He said while a dark aura erupted from the front door. 'What's that?'

"Since I'm here, why don't I rub your back, just in case."

"You don't have to."

"I insist, so lay on your back."

Jaune hesitantly obliterated while Pyrrha looked ready to kill someone.

'I'm gonna shove my spear through her skull!' She thought as Cinder started to rub Jaune's back.

'This feels nice, plus he has surprisingly toned shoulders.' Cinder thought while very tempted to rip his clothes off.

Jaune tried to keep cool and relaxed while closing his eyes. He sighed while not noticing that Cinder was moving closer on his back.

'FALL!' Pyrrha roared in her head. She opened the door and focused her polarity on Cinder's belt which caused it to slid off with her pants drooping down a little.

Cinder blinked before looking down. 'What the…..NIKOS!'

Jaune felt Cinder quickly get off and saw her holding her pants for some reason. "You ok?"

"I'm fine." She said with a blush. "Um maybe we should do this later, in my room?"

"Um…"

"Great then I'll see you at seven." She interrupted as she ran out of the room quickly. She ran by a smiling Pyrrha and scowled.

"...was that a date?" He asked himself with a blush.

"Hey Jaune." Pyrrha popped back in. "How are you doing?"

"Oh I'm fine." He said while not noticing her very dark smile. "So how was training?"

"It was fine, but did you see anyone while I was gone?"

He gulped. "N-No."

She took out her spear. "Alright, but I still want you to do ten hours of training."

"But shouldn't I keep it easy with the nose?"

"You don't need your nose to use your shield and sword, do you?"

"Not really."

"Then let us start." She said while smiling widely and like a very rage filled Yang.

(Some time later)

Jaune panted while laying on his back with his weapons on the sides. "No...more….."

"Come now, I was going easy on you." Pyrrha smiled. "Right now is where the real training begins."

He panted while not noticing that Cinder was watching from behind a tree.

'Hmm, seeing him all sweaty is perfect, and I can use this to show him he doesn't need to rely on her for some training.' She thought with a grin. 'But I need to get him away from her.'

Pyrrha ran towards Jaune with her spear and almost speared him in the face.

"Ah! Pyrrha!"

"It's time you learn how to parley a weapon."

He quickly grabbed his shield and blocked the tip before pushing it aside and felt her foot push on his chest. "E-Easy there!"

She pushed the foot down hard while smiling darkly. "Sorry Jaune, but I'm not going to let you slack off and die in battle." 'Not until I say so that is.'

"But isn't this a bit much? I mean I can hardly move!"

"Well then tell me this, do you think in battle you'll have time to get a break or catch your second wind?"

"Um..maybe?"

She stomped on him. "Wrong!"

"Gah!"

"You need to realize in any battle, your life's on the line. That's why I'm taking this so serious, it's because I care."

Jaune groaned while feeling the wind leaving his body. 'What's going on?'

Cinder saw enough and shot an arrow at Pyrrha, but hit a tree by mistake.

Pyrrha saw and turned before scowling at seeing Cinder and got off Jaune. "What do you want Fall?"

"Oh I just wanted to make sure that Arc doesn't die from you." She said with a frown.

"It's called training, now leave."

"What's the rush? I was enjoying the show." she walked out. "But if this is training, I think he should have another trainer who won't kill him."

"I'm not letting you train Jaune."

"That wasn't a request." She frowned. "Now let me train Arc, alone."

Pyrrha eye twitched before yelling out. "Fuck no!"

"Then it seems I'll have to fix that, permanently."

Both growled as Cinder pulled out two glass swords and charged at each other.

Jaune blinked while looking very confused and worried. He saw them get into the fight and had to crawl away slightly to try and get his stamina back.

(One fight later)

Both girls panted while covered in blood and cuts. But when they turned to the spot were Jaune was, well…

"What the?!"

They went into a frenzy.

"Look what you did! You scared him away!"

"I did not Nikos! That was all your fault!" Cinder growled.

"My fault?! You started this!"

Both growled before getting an image of Jaune getting kidnapped by a rabid fan girl in their mind. And that fan girl was Ruby.

(With said girl)

"Achoo!" She sneezed while cleaning her weapon. "Huh, I got the sniffles."

"Having a cold?" Yang asked while a massive aura of hate enveloped the school again.

"I don't know." Ruby said before hearing a stampede from outside.

"RUBY ROSE!" Yelled two voices from outside.

They turned and saw the door get kicked off with Pyrrha and Cinder looking livid.

"WHERE'S JAUNE YOU BITCH?!" They roared in rage while pointing their weapons at her.

"Huh? What are you?"

TWANG!

A spear and a glass arrow embedded itself in the wall next to Ruby's head. She paled while Yang stood up with a frown.

"What's the big idea Pyrrha? You could have taken Ruby's head off!"

"I don't care." She growled. "Now where's Jaune?"

"H-H-He's not here." Ruby squeaked out.

"Then where is he?" Cinder frowned while taking aim again. "And if you lie I'll make sure you lose more than a few hairs."

"You either put that bow down or it goes where the sun don't shine." glared Yang cracking her knuckles.

Cinder frowned while moving it down slightly. "Where is he?"

That was when Blake walked into the room and blinked. "What are you doing?"

"Blake! Help, they're crazy!" Ruby cried out in fear.

They turned to her and frowned. "Where is Jaune?"

"In the library, I just helped him with finding a book."

"What kind of book?" Cinder asked.

"It was called How to Survive a Crazy Instructor."

"That sounds odd, why would he need that?" questioned Pyrrha.

"He didn't say, but he was muttering something about death and spears." She shrugged while walking away.

"Obviously he meant you." remarked Cinder.

"Me? The death part was all you." Pyrrha frowned. "Especially when you shot an arrow."

"Don't blame this on me Nikos! You nearly killed him!"

Ruby looked confused as both looked ready to start a fight again.

"If you wanna catch him you might wanna go now." remarked Blake.

Both rushed out of the room while Yang hugged Ruby tightly.

(With said boy)

'Huh, so playing bingo and go fish can help ward off crazy instructors.' He thought while reading the book. 'I'll try that out on Nora later.'

"JAUNE!"

He jumped as Pyrrha and Cinder ran towards him with very worried and angry expressions.

CRASH!

But it also caused a collision that knocked Jaune right under the two girls.

"Ow." He groaned before noticing that their chests were on his face.

"Jaune, what happened to you?"

"And why did you run off from our training, Arc?"

He blushed and stiffened up from the position.

"Jaune?" Pyrrha said before noticing her position. 'Ok, this is alright at other times but right now with that bitch, no.'

'Oh I like this.' Cinder thought with a smirk. "Enjoying the view Arc?"

He blushed brighter before Pyrrha pushed her off him.

"Oh no you don't!"

She growled while getting up. "What's wrong? Scared of competition Nikos?" She cupped her chest. "Or are you envious about my chest?"

"No." She growled. "I'm not envious about implants."

"These are natural!"

"Keep telling yourself that."

Cinder growled before pushing Pyrrha off and pressed Jaune's face next to her chest. "How about I show him instead. Arc, are these babies implants or not?"

He was wide eyed and blushing so much feeling them he thought he was gonna lose it.

Pyrrha growled before pulling him to her chest. "You little slut! How dare you!"

She pulled him towards her. "I would be saying the same thing, after all he's mine."

"No he's mine!"

They pulled on him with rage and possessiveness as Jaune felt very shocked and afraid.

"H-Hey! Can't we just talk this out?"

They pulled harder and with more aggressiveness before yelling at once. "You're not getting my man!"

And cue Nora smashing their heads with a hammer while running away from Ren.

"Nora! Get back here!"

"Nope, for I'm the coffee sloth!"

"That's it! You're getting a patch!"

"Catch me first!" She laughed while running away, leaving the knocked out girls and the very lucky blond.

Jaune blinked before getting in idea. 'Maybe Coco can't let me borrow her rope collection?'

(Later)

"Ugh…."

"My head…"

The two girls started to shake their heads and noticed they couldn't move.

"Finally awake?" Asked Jaune while sitting on a chair.

"What's going on?" Pyrrha asked before noticing that both were bounded with rope and held together at the same time. She tried to tug, but it wouldn't budge which made Cinder struggle harder. "Why are we tied up?"

"Because you might kill each other if you were free."

"I wouldn't do that Jaune."

He gave a stern expression. "Then why did you and Cinder pull me like a rag doll?"

"He's got you there." Cinder smirked.

"Oh you didn't let go either!"

"He needed my loving embrace."

"No that was suffocation!"

Jaune sighed before bonking them on the heads. "Just stop."

"Ow!" both yelled out.

"I don't get what's with you two, but it has to stop."

Pyrrha looked down while Cinder looked him in the eyes.

"What's there to stop? After all I was trying to save you."

"From what?"

She eye pointed to Pyrrha. "This girls been trying to keep you all for herself and leave you dependent on her."

"No I didn't! I was keeping him away from you whore queen!"

"Says the girl who pulled my belt off with her Semblance! How many times have you done that to him just to get a free peek?"

"Why I never!"

Jaune groaned before pulling out a feather from his pocket. "Start talking or I'll tickle you to death."

Both blinked at that.

"Are you serious?" Cinder asked with a blank expression.

"I am." he said before tickling Cinder's neck.

She stiffened up and shut her mouth to keep from laughing.

He kept on ticking before moving down to her feet.

"Pfff." She chuckled while starting to feel like laughing.

He moved it to her nose and internally thought that Nora wasn't the best person to ask for unusual punishments. "Come on, tell me and I'll stop."

"AHAHAHA!" She laughed while Pyrrha felt like she was going to be next. "Oh god hahaha!"

"Now talk."

"Oh god please hahaha stop!"

He pulled the feather away. "Just talk or I'll feather you on the nose."

"Ah...ah...let's just say I find you attractive Arc."

"Well I KINDA already got that, but you barely talked to me before all of this stuff."

"..."

He moved the feather closer.

"Ok ok! I got a crush and it became affection." She half lied as yes she had a crush but it wasn't affection but flat out lovey dovey feelings, though she didn't want to feel ill, after all she's a villain not a maiden in love.

"..." 'Ok that might explain something but why Pyrrha?'

'Oh you no good tramp!' Pyrrha thought in hate before getting tickled on the nose. "He he he."

"Pyrrha, tell me why you were involved with her or I'll tickle your...butt." He said while faltering slightly at the last word.

Her face turned red hearing that.

"I-I'm serious!" he spoke quickly trying to sound serious.

She blushed. "Um…" that's when she got tickled on the butt. "Ahaha!"

"Tell me!"

"Ok ok, haha, I love you haha! And Cinder is a slut haha!" She laughed while orgasming a little.

Cinder frowned while Jaune blushed and pulled the feather back with neither noticing the slight trickle of juices on the chair.

"Ah….ah….ah…" She panted.

"She's not the one for you." Cinder frowned. "That's honor is mine."

"He's mine." Panted Pyrrha. "Go get someone else."

"No, you first."

"I've been on his team since the year began."

"I've liked him longer, and I asked him on dates."

"I trained him!"

"I saw and it was terrible." She smirked before Jaune pulled out a second feather from his pocket and began tickling them. "Hahaha!"

"Knock it off! Just stop fighting and let's compromise!" He snapped in annoyance and anger.

"O-O-Ok ahahahaha!"

"Just stop ticking us hahaha!"

He continued for a few more minutes before stopping. They panted while he found their blushes cute. "Are we gonna compromise?"

Both nodded with a heavy pant.

"Then let's get to it then." He said. "So...you both like me?"

"Yes." Pyrrha nodded.

"And you've been fighting because of me?"

"Yes." Cinder said.

"I just have one thing to say." He said before pinching himself. "Ow! Ok, so I'm not in a harem novel."

"Trust us, that's far from the truth." remarked Cinder.

"Meaning what?"

"I want Nikos dead."

"Never going to happen." scoffed Pyrrha.

Jaune groaned. "Look if you like me then...why not share?" 'Nora if this doesn't work I'll haunt you until you die. Or until Ren exorcises me.'

Both raised an eyebrow at that.

"Hear me out, I recall from Yang that her dad kind of...had two wives, at the same time."

"So?" Pyrrha asked.

"Well I was hoping to um….try it out? With your permission that is."

"So you want us to get into a three way relationship." clarified Cinder.

He nodded. "If you want, plus you don't have to kill each other if we are equal in the relationship." 'Yang, I hope this works or I'll…. cut your hair might be too evil.'

"And if we don't?" asked Pyrrha.

"...I'll tickle you to death?" He said before saying. "Or I could just not date either one of you. I mean Ruby or Weiss are available."

"Don't even try it." both said at once with cold glares.

He gulped. "Then let's...at least try this relationship out. Ok Pyrrha, Cinder?" 'I'm going to die.'

"That depends, if you kissed one of us, who would be first?"

Jaune blinked. "Um….both?"

"Prove it."

He gulped before moving closer to them and kissed each one on the cheek. He moved back and blushed. "Like that?"

Both blushed with Pyrrha looking redder than her own hair.

'I hope that worked.'

Cinder blushed. "I-I'll….consider it. But if you get too affectionate to Nikos, I'll be pissed."

"Oh? Sounds like someone knows I'll get more love."

"Shut up Nikos! I'm just saying." She growled. "Besides he'll love me more than you."

"No, me."

"That's going to be me."

Both growled before Jaune kissed each one on the lips, making them shut up.

"..." he looked away with a red face. "Just stop, or I'll not do that again."

Both shut up and looked away.

Jaune felt his heart but faster as Nora walked out of the closet and saw the sight.

"Oooh how kinky, don't mind me I'll just watch Jaunny have some bondage sex with you two." She smiled.

"NORA!"

She grinned while Cinder and Pyrrha made a silent agreement.

'When we get out we'll see who's better in bed.' Both thought as the screen went black. 'And that's going to be me.'