Crazy trouble with love part 6

Talaria and Mercury

Series: RWBY

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-CEM's room-

Mercury was currently in the middle of doing pushups on the floor with his legs raised up above his body. "One hundred and two, one hundred and three."

As he did this he didn't notice Emerald walking by and did a prank on him involving naked men on his chest.

'Hello big boy~' the illusion said while winking at him.

"WAHH!" He cried out in fear while stumbling up. "Emerald!"

"Ha ha, got you." She laughed while Mercury frowned.

"Says the one with a head as big as her ass." He mocked.

She blushed. "My ass isn't that big!"

"So it's not ready for tapping yet?"

She frowned and walked over before kicking him in the chest which made him tip over and fall down while she stamped out. "Up yours."

"You like me." He groaned while not knowing his legs were glowing a faint gray color. 'Damn she's hard to get. Oh well, later.'

'P-Partner in arms.' Spoke a voice that sounded a little faint.

"One of these days I'm gonna really get her guard lowered, and maybe in the middle of the night." He muttered.

The legs glowed again while the voice said again. 'Partner in arms.'

Mercury blinked before noticing that his legs were glowing.

'Partner in arms, can you hear me now?'

"What...the? Ok, is this some other joke? Emerald! You can drop the joke!" he called out to the hall.

That was when the legs vanished and reappeared in a ball of light near him. It then formed into a small girl with a gray tunic, a large ass and a B cup chest, gray hair that reached her shoulders, blue eyes, very pale skin, with blue veins going down her arms and legs with the legs looking like two large boots. She looked at Mercury and waved. "Hello partner in arms, I've been waiting for a long while now."

Mercury fell down due to the lack of legs and went wide eyed with a gaping mouth. "W...W….W….W…."

"Don't you know me? It's me Talaria." She asked sadly. "Or did you forget your own weapon spirit?"

"W….Who the hell are you?" he got out. "How did you get in here? Where are my legs? What the hell are you talking about?"

She looked depressed hearing that. "I'm Talaria, your weapon spirit and partner in arms." She turned into a pair of legs before changing back. "See?"

He rubbed his eyes and slapped himself. "Ok, is this some messed up illusion Emerald is doing from down the hall?"

She sighed before raising her left leg and blasted a ball of air at him.

He reeled back from the feeling and fell on his back before blinking and held his face. "Holy shit...it's real."

She smiled. "Partner in arms." She then hugged him. "Thank you for remembering me."

'What the hell is she talking about? Partner in arms? Why does she keep thinking I remember her when I've never even seen her before?'

Talaria pouted. "Why don't you call me by name anymore?"

"Huh?"

"Ever since that mission against the Fall Maiden, you've been neglectful of me. Even forgetting to call my name in battle."

"Hold up, before we go further...what the heck is a weapon spirit?"

She huffed. "A weapon spirit is basically a weapon that either gets a spirit after a hundred years or lots of affection."

"...come again?"

"I'm a spirit given form." She said before glaring slightly at him. "And you've forgotten me."

Mercury blinked. "How? I literally wear you every single day just to get around."

"You never say my name." She pouted. "And to us, it's a sign you're neglectful towards us." She then started punching his chest lightly. "You're a big meany!"

"Hey stop that!"

"No you meany!"

He held his arms out to block her fists before grabbing her wrists. "Gotcha!"

Talaria struggled a little before turning into two legs and started walking away.

"Hey, get back here!"

She didn't listen as she walked off and out the door.

Mercury growled while trying to walk on his arms. He grunted and tried using his muscles, but all he could manage was to drag himself. "I said get back here!"

(A little while later)

Ruby blinked as she looked as the pair of legs walked towards her. She screamed and jumped onto the wall and saw them keep on walking all on their own.

"Get back here!" Mercury Yelled while dragging himself on the floor.

"AHHHH!" Ruby screamed again. "ZOMBIE!"

He grunted as he saw the legs walking past Jaune, Sun and Yang, all who were talking to four girls, and turned back into a girl.

"Hello fellow weapon spirits." Talaria smiled as Crocea Mors, Ruyi Bang and Jingu Bang, and Ember Celica looked surprised at her.

"Another one?" Crocea blinked. "Huh didn't expect that."

"Looks small." Ruyi and Jingu said at once.

"Hey! I'm plenty strong enough."

"Show us." Celica and Ember said at once.

Talaria puffed her cheeks before blasting them with air bullets from her feet.

They skidded on the ground before the girl glared at them and Yang.

"Don't you dare look at my partner in arms." She said before running off.

They blinked as Mercury moved toward them.

"Ha! Caught...up with ya."

"..." the weapons looked at him before screaming and ran off in shock. "AHHH!"

"Girls come back!" Jaune, Sun and Yang yelled before chasing after them.

(Later)

Mercury grumbled while straining himself in the ground. "Damn it….where….the Dust...is she?"

As this was occurring, Talaria was busy stealing Ruby's cookie stash, aka running away in fear of getting attacked.

Which caused her to meet her partner in arms in the hallway.

"There you….are….again!"

She dropped the stash on his head and huffed. "Still not using my name?"

"Ow!"

She pouted. "If you want me back you need to say my name and not to flirt with any girl."

"Ok first off, you're MY boots and legs, which means you have to do what I say."

She narrowed her eyes. "Weapon spirits are built on trust, I trust you but you don't act like you trust me." She then sat on his head. "You just forget my name and flirt with others, that's in my eyes is cheating AND being neglectful."

"First off, I'm not a chair. Second, do you know how long I've been crawling around like some baby? I can't just order in a new pair, you're a...wait, then again, maybe Adam can talk to the right people."

That got her very mad as she stomped on his back. "You little cheater! You want to get rid of me?! ME! You're fiancé?! You're partner in arms! Oh that's it!"

STOMP!

STOMP!

STOMP!

STOMP!

"Ow! Ow! OW! S-Stop that! Ow! OW!"

But Talaria didn't stop as she started to cry and felt very betrayed. "You bastard! I trusted you! I loved you and you do that to me! You fucking asshole!"

"AH! Ok ok I'm sorry! Ow my ribs!"

She kept on stomping for about a few more minutes before giving his head a hard kick and fell to the floor. "You...neglectful piece of shit…"

"Ow….I think you broke one…." he groaned in pain. He then saw her face and started to feel a little bad.

Talaria sniffled while trying not to cry before she covered her face. 'Partner in arms...why?'

'Oh come on, why do I gotta deal with the crying girl? She's the one who stamped on me.' He thought while feeling a little annoyed.

Talaria sniffled while trying not to kick anyone. "Why? Wasn't I a good partner in arms? Wasn't I...a good fiancé?"

"Ok, hang on." he winced. "Where does it say I'm legally married with you?"

"It's the way weapons spirits are." She sniffled. "For those we trust in, we become partner in arms...or fiancés." She cried harder saying that.

"Well, then tell me this." he groaned. "Why do you trust me, huh? You DO remember what I've used you for right? And just what me, Emerald, and Cinder are doing here, right?"

"I do...but I cared for you ever since you gained me." She sniffed. "I felt important and I was ok being you legs...but you forgot about me and….I wanted to be broken."

"Broken?"

"Die." She said bluntly.

His eyes widened. "Wait...this is that big to you? Isn't that a little far? I mean, can't you just find a new owner who'd appreciate you more?"

Talaria looked away. "It won't work, a new owner isn't the same as someone that loved us like the original." She looked down. "But...partner in arms...why do you care now?"

He sighed and facepalmed. "Because, I don't like making a girl cry, even if it's the one who just STAMPED and KICKED my head."

"You hurt me first." She sniffled.

"I didn't even hurt you."

Talaria sniffled. "You're mean, and a man whore."

"Hey! So I like to flirt around, it's not my fault." he looked away with a frown. "My old man never told me about my mom, he always brought home girl after girl so I figured 'If it works for him, it'll work for me'."

"It doesn't." Talaria frowned. "Especially to your partner in arms, and I'm a…."

"A what?"

"Like a wife to you." She blushed. "Especially having a lot of heavy responsibilities of holding you up."

He sighed and rubbed his nose. "Look, if I say I'm sorry, will you just come back?"

"And my name, please say it."

"Fine."

"And never flirt with Emerald, she has a partner in arms and it's like cheating if that weapon spirit finds out."

"Wait, even her? How many weapon spirits are there?"

"At a time or all at once?"

"Right now."

"...over one hundred. But there might be more."

He let his head drop back on the ground. "Ok ok, but can I look?"

"At what?" She raised an eyebrow.

"Their skirts and asses."

She kicked him in the head. "So my ass isn't good enough?!"

"Ow! Stop that! I need my brain cells."

She huffed. "Even though you are a nice intelligent guy."

Mercury blinked. "Um thanks...Talaria."

And cue getting hugged very tightly.

"Partner in arms! Oh thank you! Oh thank you!" She cried out with joy. "And I'll even cook for you tonight!"

"Ah! Ow! Ow! Ow!"

Talaria smiled before kissing his lips.

He was caught off guard while she pulled back before forming back into his legs which slid back on his stumps. "Uh...ok?"

That was when Emerald walked behind him and was about to scare him when his right leg kicked her right near the cooch.

'NO ASS FOR YOU!'

"AYI!" She jumped before glaring at Mercury who had to stifle a laugh. "What the hell?!"

"What? I had a twitch." He snickered before his legs started to tap dance. "And, I have the dancing bug."

"You're so dead." She growled before getting kicked in the gut by an air bullet.

"Ha!" Laughed Talaria out loud. "Take that bitch!"

"Knock it off." whispered Mercury before seeing Emerald's face go red. "Uh...must have been a faulty nut."

She growled in rage before running at him.

Mercury felt Talaria making him run as he felt like he was going to get a talking to later. "Worth it!" 'Even if this is INSANE! On the other hand, I can at least say I'm gonna get laid.'

'He's mine, and no one will take my fool of a partner.'