Crazy trouble with love part 6
Female Hollows and Ichigo
Series: Bleach
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Urahara whistled while banging a hammer against something in the back with his ever present smile. 'This is coming along nicely, I thought it would take another decade or so before I finished this, but I might finish it today.' He thought with a chuckle.
When he stopped he picked up a small ring looking object and his smile turned bigger. "Perfect, this may be one of my greatest inventions." He stood up and started walking back to the shop. 'Now to get it tested.'
Right then a certain red haired substitute soul reaper walked in with a frown. "Yo, Hat and clogs, I'm here, what was this thing you wanted to show me?"
"Ah! My favorite shinigami." He smiled with a silent chuckle. "I just finished my best invention and thought you might-"
"No." He replied without missing a beat. "Forget it."
"What? But you haven't even heard me out!" He sputtered in surprise.
"I don't need to, I just know it will make my life difficult."
"Ah come now Ichigo, my inventions are made to help people."
"Considering some of the stuff you've made, I'd have a better chance testing something out from that nut job in the Soul Society."
"But he is a mad scientist and I am a humble shopkeep Ichigo, and if you don't agree a certain cat might put it on you while you sleep." He said as he hid his face behind a fan.
His eye twitched while Kisuke smiled before facepalming. "Fine, I'll try it, but the next one you can pawn off on someone else."
"But you're my favorite customer Ichigo, and that's why I'm giving you this special hollow bait ring, it is great for training." He said as he held out the ring.
"You want me to use hollow bait, for training." He raised an eyebrow. "In a city full of people."
"Yes, and here's why, this ring will latch onto your skin, making it impossible to come off on accident so a regular human won't get it, and to make sure hollows focus only on you it releases a special pheromone, it drives them nuts...or at least I think it should."
"If it gets stuck on me, how am I supposed to get it off? I doubt that's gonna help when I'm in school." He deadpanned.
"Well it won't always work as hollow bait, you just have to tap it and it will release pheromones and open a gargantua to summon a hollow to you, so most of the time it'll be a regular ring, this is just a prototype Ichigo, I'm still trying to work out all the bugs."
He looked at the ring and let out a resigned sigh before taking it and slipped it on his ring finger. "Fine, I'll test it out, but if it gets too much I'm gonna make you clean things up."
"Of course, if push comes to shove I will analyze the situation and act in the best way I see fit." He said with a smile behind his fan. "Go ahead, leave your body and tap it."
"Alright…" He said as he brought out his soul badge and left his body before looking at the ring now on his soul's hand. "No doing weird tests on my body while I'm testing this, ok?"
"Why Ichigo, you make me out to be some kind of wackjob."
"That's because you are." He said as he tapped the ring.
"No, not in here Ichigo!" He cried out quickly as an invisible mist began to slowly spread out through the shop and even farther. "Get out of here, I don't want a hollow tearing up my shop as it looks for you."
"Ok ok." He turned and flew through the walls and headed off to a more empty land next to the town and stopped. "Alright, this should be good enough. Now I won't have to hold back with no people around."
He looked around as he waited for a garganta to open up and spit out a hollow. "Come on, where is it?" He pulled Zangetsu off from his back and let out a sigh before spotting a black tear in the distance. "Finally." He said as he saw a figure come out of it and look around before coming towards him. "I guess the pheromone stuff works."
"Where's that smell coming from?" Muttered the hollow as it got closer to Ichigo. It was large and had a large cat's body with blue fur covering it and it's mask looking like a cat's smiling face. She sniffed as it got better before spotting Ichigo who held his blade with both hands.
"Alright, before it has a chance to strike, go first." He muttered before lunging at the hollow.
"Whoa!" She said as she barely dodged his blade before getting a good smell and gasping. "You're the source of the smell?"
"Yeah." He replied facing her and held Zangetsu out in front of himself.
"Wow, a soul reaper...It's been awhile since I've had one~." She purred as she began to stalk towards him.
He gripped his weapon harder and took that as a sign she ate some and jumped above her before swinging downward. She easily dodged it and swiped at his sword in an attempt to knock it away, barely touching his ring in the process. He rolled to the side while her tail swayed. 'Damn, she's quick to move, definitely has experience.'
"What, are you tired already? Come on, you know how cat likes to play with their meals~." She purred as electricity began to crackle on her fur.
"I'm far from tired." He spoke before lunging at her, but had to veer away when a jolt of electricity nearly hit him and skidded on the air before lunging at her side and aimed Zangetsu's tip towards it. "I have you now!" He shouted as the tipped touched her fur before he got zapped from the electricity stored in her.
"Nice try, but that won't work~." She sang before her claw swung over and knocked him away while he sparked slightly.
"Ow….damn it…" He groaned as he looked up to see her running towards him. He managed to stop and this time swung at her head when she got closer. "Got you!"
"Not yet cutie!" She said as she pulled her head back, barely dodging his blade.
Ichigo used the moment to lunge at her and slammed into her stomach. The force of the blow sent her crashing into a tree, dazing her as he pinned her and raised his sword. "Try and dodge this one."
"No, wait, stop!" She said as she stared at the sword as another garganta opened behind him.
Ichigo felt the sudden new presence and turned before getting knocked off and landed on the ground with a grunt. "What the hell was that?" He groaned as he looked up before his eyes widened. He saw a swarm of various hollows exiting the hole, but this amount was WAY more than the swarm from the last hollow bait Uryu used. "What the hell, why are there so many?! What did that crazy shopkeep give me?!"
"Where is it, where's the smell coming from!?"
"It's close, REAL close."
"Hey, is that a Shinigami? Wait, I think the smell is coming from him!"
"But how? They shouldn't smell like this, I should know, I've eaten three."
"Wait, I've seen this guy before, he's that substitute soul reaper! He's different than the others."
"That means he should be easy pickings, I'm starved!"
"Same, let's get him! But before we eat him I wanna know why he smells like that!"
Ichigo saw them start heading towards him, making him frown as he reeled Zangetsu back before the blade glowed blue. "Getsuga Tenshou!" Before swinging forward and sent the crescent blast at the large crowd.
"Watch out! Jump! Scatter!" One hollow shouted as they all tried to dodge the blast. Several of them ended up getting slightly hit with others firing several ceros which cancelled it out.
"Shit! There's too many." Ichigo pulled his blade back before trying two blasts at the same time.
"Rush him! We have to get him!" One shouted as the group kept firing ceros to cancel out his blasts.
Ichigo growled before he started leaping through the air as fast as he could. "Damn it! Now I gotta rely on Rukia and the others to help, but damn it hat n clogs! I knew something like this would happen!"
"After him! And everyone scatter, don't group together or he'll get you with one of those blasts!"
'Damn it, I need help, I have to find the others!' He thought, not realizing that the ring was releasing more pheromones. He turned to the town and let out a resigned sigh before heading into it. "I gotta try and make this quick or else everyone's gonna get killed." He raced as fast as he could, flash stepping as fast as he could as the hollows started to fall behind. "Now, where are they…"
With Rukia, she was busy going out for groceries when she felt the sudden strong presence above the town which belonged to hollows. "What on earth is that? Is this an invasion?"
"Rukia!" Called Ichigo dropping down as she turned and went wide eyed seeing the crowd of hollows behind him. "We've got a problem."
"No shit! What on earth did you do?" She asked as she started to run with him.
"It was hat n clogs! He wanted me to test a new hollow bait ring and I fell for it! It called all of these here and there's too many for me to cut down! They even seem smarter than a usual one."
"This isn't good, all the other shinigami returned to soul society, you and I are the only shinigami here….at least until I have to go, I have to report this to soul society."
"Are you nuts? They won't get here in time! By the time they get here this place is gonna be in ruins. We need to get that bastard to fix this with the others, at least till the numbers go down enough."
"I'm sorry, but I have to go, this is an invasion sized hollow horde, I can sense some gillians and even a few Vasto Lordes in that group!" She replied while the hollows roared. "If I go now I should be back in time, but try to keep them busy as best as you can."
"Keep them busy? How? Won't they go after some people?"
"I don't think so, they've passed several people, but they haven't stopped, they're targeting you." She said with a frown. "That bait you used might have something to do with it, use it and try luring them as far away as possible."
"I think this is a bad idea, but ok, just hurry!" He said as he saw them get closer.
The two split off with Ichigo seeing the hollows quickly turn and go after him. "Damn it, she was right...maybe I should try hiding from them, that might buy me some time."
"Get back here shinigami!"
"I'm going to get you!"
"Come and get me bastards!" He yelled before suddenly feeling something wrap around his ankle and saw it belonged to a red squid hollow with the head being the mask with a matching bone beak underneath the tentacles.
"I got you now shinigami~." It said, the voice sounding female. "You're mine!"
"Not happening!" He swung Sangetsu and cut the tentacle off before suddenly getting tackled by a black furred gorilla one into the side of a building.
"Hehe, I got you now!" it chuckled as they went through a few walls, it's voice also sounding female.
He groaned as they fell through the side and onto the street. "Get off me!"
"Nope, I'm going to enjoy tasting you~." She said before she was hit by a large foot before a pink hollow that looked like a large rabbit with a rabbit mask and bucked teeth for a mouth grabbed him and kicked the gorilla away.
"Nope, I get first nibble."
'Oh great, Rukia would go nuts over this one.' He thought before getting picked up by the hollow. "Let me go!"
"Nope, I'm going to take us out of here so we can get us some privacy." She said as she began to hop away with him. That's when they felt a huge reitsu making her stop and turn before the crowd of hollows turned and saw a garganta opening before several gillians began to come through.
"Oh come on!" He groaned as he saw about a dozen of them come out before the garganta closed. They looked around before all of their masked turned down towards him. He moved his legs up and gave a kick to the rabbit hollow before breaking free and landed on the ground. 'I gotta go all out.' He held Zangetsu out as the wrapping, well wrapped, around his arm. "Bankai!" Reiatsu flooded out of him as his clothes changed and his sword shrank into a katana with a metal chain on the hilt. "There, this oughta make things easier for me."
"Woah, he's serious." Spoke one hollow before getting shoved aside as the gillians started walking through the crowd. "Hey, watch it, we were here first you goliath bitches!"
"Why does he smell so good?" Growled one in a female voice.
"I don't know, but I want him." Roared another one in a female voice as they followed Ichigo.
"I will have him, I need him."
"Getsuga Tenshou!" He roared sending a high powered blast which this time managed to dice several hollows down before exploding as the others used more ceros against it, but the explosion made the ones nearby get flying back from the shockwave.
"Everyone scatter, we don't want to die!" They shouted as they began to run away, making it harder to hit them with another blast.
"Damn it, how are they this smart, aren't they usually dumb?" He muttered as a Gillian took a swipe at him. He held his weapon up and skidded against the ground from the hit before lunging and cut into the large foot. It roared as it backed up a bit as another tried to grab him.
"I'm going to get you."
He swung up and cut across it's chest before seeing a volley of ceros come at him, making him jump into the air before seeing more quickly get in close. "Damn it, I can't keep this up, if I stay out here in the open they're going to tear me apart." He said as another garganta began to open. He turned and flew off at more speed before landing down in an alley. 'If I can get them off guard in here, that'll help, even if it costs a building or two.' He thought as he looked around before raising his Zanpaktou. 'If I'm lucky they'll come at me one on one.'
"Come out shinigami! I can smell you!" Called out a green hollow with a lizard mask and two tails as the crowd headed towards the buildings where the alley was. "I'm going to find you and break you, and make you mine, all mine!" She hissed before spotting the alley and narrowing her eyes.
'Geez, they're pretty violent and hungry.' he thought before the lizard hollow came into view. 'Then again, what hollow isn't?'
"I found you, and you're gonna be all mine." She hissed as she started to walk towards him, her tails moving back and forth behind her.
"Forget it, I'm not on the menu." He said as he raised his sword.
"That's where you're wrong, you're the only thing on the menu!" She lunged at him as he swung downwards. His sword grazed her arm as she hissed and tried to grab him. "I will make you mine you red headed stud!"
'Why the hell is she flirting?' He thought before her tongue lashed out and wrapped around his head, obscuring his vision. "Hey, I can't see!"
"I know, if you can't see you can't hurt me!" She said with a grin as she dragged him closer to her. 'Oh god he smells even better up close!'
"Damn it, let go of me!" He roared as he tried to pull away. 'I won't die here!'
She smirked before getting swatted away by the gorilla hollow from before which undid the tongue around Ichigo's face. "Damn it!"
"There you are, it's time we had some fun~." She said as she grabbed him before punching the wall and running into the building as she dragged him.
"Let me go you overgrown monkey!" He growled before digging his feet into the ground and using his strength to go against her while aiming his blade's tip towards her mask.
"I am an ape, not a monkey, you should know that for the future!" She said with a huff as she tried to knock his blade away. "Watch it, you could poke my eye out with that."
"That's the idea! I need to destroy you all, purge you so your soul can be sent to the soul society."
"I'll pass." She replied before stopping as a tentacle came out through the ceiling and wrapped around her neck. "Ack!"
"What on ear-" He started before another tentacle grabbed him and pulled him up. He saw it was the squid hollow who used another tentacle to restrain his arms to his body. "Oh come on!"
"I got you, and there's no way I'm letting you escape this time." She gave a smirk while the gorilla hollow tried struggling against her arm. "It's just you and me now, you can't cut off my tentacle now!"
"Let him go, I had him first!" The gorilla roared in anger.
"Forget it, he smells so good I'm getting annoyed waiting, so buzz off!" She swung her arm and crashed the hollow into the ceiling before looking at Ichigo. "Now then, where were we~?" She asked as he gulped.
'Crap, am I really gonna get eaten by a regular hollow? I'm gonna go down as a laughing stock and can't keep my home safe!' He thought before feeling an enormous wave of reiatsu that was heading right for them before the wall next to them exploded.
"Oh what now? Can't a girl get some peace?" The squid groaned before seeing a large hollow that was standing up like a human except it had horns and it's mask looked like a demons. "Oh come on, an adjucha?"
"So this is why so many hollows are together, a shinigami." It said in a females voice as it walked into the room. "You might as well hand him over, because I want him."
"Forget it! I'm gonna keep him, so you can go find some other shinigami!"
"Nope, I want him, he smells amazing, now you can give him to me, or this can end with me consuming you and then getting him."
"Oh just try it, I could go for a high class soul like yours."
"Ha, like you could beat me, just give me the shinigami and I will let you go." She said as she narrowed her eyes.
"Better idea." Spoke Ichigo who let out a roar and cut the tentacle apart before jumping back. "I take you both out right now."
"Hmmm, I'd like to see you try." The Adjucha said with a grin.
"Ow! Oh that's it, no more holding back." Growled the squid hollow before charging a cero and fired it at him.
He held up his sword to block it. "That won't work on me." He said as he knocked it back toward them,
The hollow was sent crashing through with a cry before the Adjucha ran towards him. She tried to punch him as he dodged and moved back and glared at her. "How many of you are going to come here?!"
And cue the wall getting torn apart as several more adjuchas appeared and slowly surrounded him with a few gillians roaring out.
"Oh come on! What's next, a gaggle of Vasto Lordes?!" He groaned as the Adjuchas tried to rush him. He swung his zanpaktou as some dodged while others got some cuts from it while he swung his fist and knocked one away in the face.
"Ow, that wasn't nice!"
"Then stop trying to eat me!" He snapped before an adjuchas with the mask of a bull grabbed him into a bear hug from behind. "Hey, let me go!"
"Sorry handsome, but it's been to long since I've had someone, and I think you'll do nicely." She said as she licked her lips.
He groaned before an Adjuchas ran over and tried prying her off him.
"Let him go! He's mine!" She shouted as he saw that she had the mask of a horse.
'I have to get out of here, I can't fight all of them in confined quarters like this!' He thought before seeing the gillain start charging ceros and got an idea. "Hey, the Gillian's powering up a cero, we better get out of here, right?" He said loudly, hoping to get their attention.
"Huh?" The two turned before seeing the beams fire which hit the spot and caused a large explosion that engulfed the building and caused it to collapse.
While the chaos was happening Ichigo got out of their grips and began to flash step away. 'Ok, there are too many here, and more keep coming, I have to get to hat n clogs so he can fix this before any more come through.' He thought before stopping as another garganta opened in front of him. "Oh come on, what now?"
"Mmm, what's that TASTY smell?" Said a hollow as she came out of the portal, except she was only a foot taller than him, she was covered in white armor with purple tattoos and had an impressive figure with her legs replaced with a long snakes tail and she wore a snake mask.
"Oh no….a Vasto Lorde." He muttered before taking the chance and lunged at her. 'I can't take a chance!'
"Well well well, it seems like I found the source~." She said as she caught his sword in her hands easily and licked her lips.
'Shit!' He thought before trying to pry his blade out of her hands before her tail lashed out and coiled tightly around his torso while squeezing.
"It seems I caught myself a delicious looking shinigami, you won't be needing this sword anymore." She said as she pulled it from his grasp and threw it to the ground. She tightened her grip making him groan while licking her lips and looked his face over. "My, it seems like I caught a cute one too, this is just my lucky day~." She said as she began to move away from the garganta as it started to ripple before more figures came out of it.
"Damn it! I'm not dying here today." He groaned trying to pry her tail off him. 'I don't get it, why are all of them girls? Usually these things are mainly guys.'
"Now, let's find a nice place to bunker down in before we get this show on the road." She chuckled.
"Why wait? Just do it and get it over with." He glared. 'Why would she want a specific place just to eat me?'
"Oh my, how bold of you, you can't wait for the fun, can you?" She said with a grin before someone tapped her on the shoulder. "Not now." She waved the fingers away.
"But you have something I want." Said a seductive female voice, making the snake hollows head shoot up and turn around. There standing there was a Vasto Lorde with white armor and had a matching scorpion tail with blue marks over her chest and a matching scorpion mask with a slightly smaller bust. "It seems I'm not the only one who smelled this one, huh?"
"Yes, except I found him first so back off." She hissed while the other hollow let out a sinister chuckle.
"It's so funny how you think you get a say in this, you know I'm just going to take him." She said as her tail began to move.
"Forget it! I'm gonna take this shinigami and ride him dry."
And cue Ichigo finally getting an epiphany regarding all the weird stuff going on. 'Wait, I got the ring and hat n clogs said it used pheromones to attract the hollows to me...all of the hollows I've encountered have been female...they want to have me to themselves and say how they want me….This stupid ring is making them go crazy over me!' He thought with a large blush.
"Hey, do you have any idea how long it's been since I've had a men, it's nearly impossible to find a good hollow who actually looks good and looks like a human, this one is perfect, and he just smells perfect!"
"Well guess what? You can wait longer!" The scorpion Vasto Lorde lashed her tail out and the end jabbed into the snake Vasto Lord's back.
"You bitch!" She shouted as she began to feel weak and her grip on Ichigo loosened.
"Hahahaha! My venom will make you so tired and weak you won't be able to even put a dent in me." She said as she reached down and grabbed Ichigo with an iron tight grip. "And now I have my prize~."
"I'll get him back you bitch." Groaned the Vasto Lorde before the scorpion one flew off.
"Hey, let me go!" He groaned as he tried to get free.
"Why would I do that?"
"Because I have to get out of here, I have to get to Urahara." He said with a frown.
"Sure you do, but why would I let you go?"
He opened his mouth to answer before suddenly seeing the other small hollows cut off her path along with a few gillians. 'Oh come on! Well...at least I don't see any more Vasto Lordes….yet.' He thought as the scorpion hollow stopped and frowned.
"What do you fools want?"
"Him." Said the rabbit hollow as she pointed at Ichigo. "Give him to us now."
"We saw him first." Growled one of the gillians.
"Well tough shit, I have him and he's mine now." She said as she narrowed her eyes. "What are you going to do about it?"
"Well, we're going to take him from you!" The gorilla hollow said as she narrowed her eyes.
"Bring it weaklings!" She said as they started to charge ceros. She started to charge her own as Ichigo's eyes widened.
'Aw shit!' He thought as he looked around nervously. 'I have to get out of here, maybe in the confusion I can finally get to Urahara's shop.'
"Kill this bitch!" One of them shouted before numerous ceros were fired.
'Now!' Ichigo thought as he summoned up all his strength and got out of her grip.
"Hey!" She cried out just as the ceros hit her.
'Time to get out of here!' He thought as he began to flash step as fast as he could to Urahara's shop. All the while the other hollows who saw him began to follow.
Somehow he managed to get to the shop and got in before spotting the eccentric shop keep waving a fan.
"Ah, Ichigo, good to see you, so, how'd it go?"
"How do you think you bastard!" He shouted as he marched towards him. "The only hollows this thing attracts are females and they are going nuts over me!"
"Oh? What makes you think that? I'm sure there might be a few feminine male ones." He smiled.
"I hope not! And I'm sure, they're all females, and it just keeps making portals, I've been chased by every type, from regular to Vasto Lorde!"
"Oh my, I had no idea my hollow bait would be that powerful. Very interesting." He said with a grin as he waved his fan.
"Well you better find a way to send them back or end them, because I think they are all going to follow me here!"
"Well did they see you come here?"
"I don't know, but they keep finding me, I think it's those pheromone things you were telling me about." He said before they heard a loud noise outside. "Shit! They're already here!"
"Are you sure it's them?" Urahara asked, his smile never leaving his face.
"YES!" He said before the door to the shop was ripped off and the hollows looked in before spotting Ichigo. "Do something!"
"Alright, alright, I'll fix this Ichigo." He said as he got up as more Hollows began to gather by the door, each grinning and staring at Ichigo. "Excuse me, may I please have your attention?"
"What?" Frowned the lizard hollow.
"It has come to my attention that you are all female, and you are after Ichigo, is that correct?"
"Yeah, and right now, you're in the way."
"Yes, I am, and he is in my shop. Now, while I would usually let this continue as an experiment or for training, soul society will be here soon, and they will eradicate you, so I offer you a way to both gain power, save yourself from soul society and be able to get closer to Ichigo." He said with a giant grin.
"Hat n clogs, shut up." Whispered Ichigo getting a sinking feeling.
"Now, to add to this I will give you a place to live, with the option of one of you living with Ichigo, all I ask in return is the opportunity to study you and that you work in my shop for free, ok?" He said as he ignored Ichigo.
"Wait, why should we listen to you? Who says we can't just devour you, and take him before any other shinigami show up?"
"Because, I am Urahara, and because this town has been under attack a lot recently, any large grouping of hollows that would count as an invasion would be dealt with by ALL the captains of the gotei 13, including Yamamoto, and the seated positions of all the divisions, so you could kill me, but how do you feel about your chances of surviving when they arrive?" He said as he hid half his face with his fan as the hollows began to feel nervous.
"M-Maybe he has a good point."
"Yeah, let's hear him out, I'd rather not die today!"
"Fine then, what is your offer?"
"Simple, I can turn you all into Arrancar, you will listen to me and let me study you, and in return I will give you shelter here, take away your hunger for souls, and you get to be near Ichigo." He said as Ichigo's eyes widened. "So, what do you say?"
"I'm in!"
"Same here!"
"Hat and clogs, what are you doing?!" Ichigo hissed.
"Then it's settled!" He said with a smile as he hit a button as a large hole appeared in front of his shop, opening up to his gigantic training room. "Everyone get in there, once everyone's in there I will begin."
The girls looked at the hole with them slowly going down one at a time.
"Hold up, what about the gillians?" Questioned one vasto lorde.
"I can make them Arrancar too, just get them in there….Ichigo, could you stand here, they'll walk towards you and fall in the hole." Urahara asked with a grin.
"No way! I'm not helping you with this insane plan!"
"Ichigo, I must say you are being very uncooperative right now." He said as the hollows began to jump into the hole.
"You're the one who tricked me and got them all here in the first place."
"I did say it was a prototype Ichigo, how was I supposed to know this would happen?" He asked as the Gillians began to walk into the hole.
'You just answered your own question.'
"Anyway, I must thank you, even though the ring didn't work as I expected, you did just give me an even more exciting experiment." He said as the last hollowed entered the training room.
"Then you can get someone else to do it because I'm gone." He said as he started to walk away.
"Aw Ichigo, why so rude, your new fans are going to want to see you when they're done changing, maybe I should give them your address?" He said, stopping Ichigo in his tracks.
"You wouldn't dare."
"Ichigo, Ichigo, I would never deny a person who was asking for directions, it wouldn't be right, would it?" He said as he hid his face with his fan as he grinned. "Besides, you have known me long enough to know the answer to that question."
The man felt his eye twitch and gave the man the middle finger. "I hate you."
"Of course, now come with me Ichigo, or would you rather take the quick way down?" He asked as he pointed at the hole.
The man groaned before realizing something. "Wait! I completely forgot, I lost Zangetsu in town!"
"Don't worry, it should reappear when you return to your human body and come out again, but for now just follow me." He said as he hit a button and the hole closed before he began to walk to the back of the shop.
(Later)
"There, done, I say this went well, there was a hiccup or two but all of you are now arrancar." Urahara announced to the gigantic room full of woman. "Now then, does anyone have any questions?"
"NOW can we have our fun?" Asked the snake Arrancar with regular legs instead and with long purple hair with half her mask covering her face.
"That depends, what would your definition of fun be exactly?" He asked with another grin.
"Oh you know exactly what we mean."
"Yes, I do, and that's why I'm going to say...not at the moment, Ichigo unfortunately had to leave before we were done to deal with the shinigami, and he has asked me not to tell you where he lives. Plus he is in his human body now, and none of you have gigais right now."
"What's a gigai?" Asked a younger looking one with two black pigtails with a bull fragment horn on her temple.
"It is an artificial body that will allow you to walk among humans and be noticed by them, and it will make you look human. Until you have one I wouldn't recommend trying to find Ichigo."
"Wait a second, did you know we wouldn't be able at this point?" asked a girl with long red hair and a squid bone fragment on her head which made others glare at the man.
"Yes, yes I did, but I can easily make you some, I just don't have any regular ones on me, the ones I do have are odd ones I made when I was curious how a shinigami would act in a gigai that wasn't human."
"Can't we use them?" Asked a very tall girl who had long brown hair and part of a gillian mask on top of her head.
"Nope, I need to make sure they can actually hold arrancar and don't end up breaking to pieces."
"So we can't go see Ichigo now?" Asked an arrancar with pink hair and mask fragments that looked like bunny ears.
"Not just yet, but you will in time."
"No fair! We want to see him now!" Shouted the scorpion Vasto Lorde whose tail was now gone, she had long blue hair and her fragment was on her forehead, like a crown.
"Sorry, but you can't, but would it make you feel better if I took any special requests for your new gigais? The sooner I know what you want the sooner I can make them, and the sooner you can see him."
Instantly all of them started speaking at once and crowded around him with all sorts of ideas.
'Maybe I should have had them write it down.' He thought as they kept talking.
(Later)
"Ok, that might be tricky, but not impossible. Is that everyone?" He said as he wrote down the last request on a very long piece of paper.
"I think so, so now what, are we just suppose to wait here, we wanna see Ichigo now." Said a arrancar with green hair and her bone fragment looked like scales.
"Like I said, it's gonna take some time, so you're gonna have to stay here." He said as he tried to calm them down. "And it might take a bit longer than I expected, a lot of you have asked for very….unusual gigais."
"Just make it happen!" They yelled together.
"Ok! Ok, I will, in the meantime you all can just wait here until I'm done making them, ok?" He said as he began to move to the door.
"Wait, so you just expect us to stay here and do nothing while Ichigo is outside? No way!"
"Ok, then we'll make this a game. Whoever is the best behaved gets a chance to live with Ichigo for a whole month."
They all went silent as they started to blush and drool.
"R-really? A whole month?"
"Yup."
"Ok, I can wait here! Anything to spend time with my future mate!"
"Your future mate? Delusional much?"
"Hey, I want him, so he might as well be my mate, I don't feel like sharing him."
"You wanna go bitch?"
"No fighting, you two can't go." He said as they both paled. "Well, I'll leave you girls here, I have a lot of work to do ow."
'That's it, leave us alone, then I'll stir these fools up and prove I'm the most behaved.'
'I hope they don't kill each other.' He thought as left the room. 'They are a bit crazy, their requests for their gigais makes that clear.'
(Later)
Ichigo was eating breakfast while looking tired. "Ugh, those stupid hollows are always showing up right as I try to fall asleep." He muttered in annoyance.
"Frankly I'd be concerned." Remarked Rukia beside him. "They managed to get away and not be found by the captains or lieutenants, the head captain was furious."
"Yeah, I wonder what happened to them…." He said as he looked away. 'At least the new ones showing up are male and stupid, really easy to kill.
Knock knock
"Ichigo, can you go get that?" Rukia asked as she ate her breakfast.
"Fine, I'm on it shrimp." He muttered as he got up. He heard Rukia huff and smiled before opening the door and felt like he heard glass shatter. He looked out to see multiple girls standing there, grinning at him, except there was something off about them.
"Hi Ichigo~!"
"Um….hello….what are you all doing here?" he asked nervously as he looked them over, some of them looked a bit human while others had some animal features to them, some had a tail for legs, some had animal ears, etc. "And...who are you for that matter?"
"Oh Ichigo, don't you remember? We met yesterday, though I must admit I went through some changes~." Said a woman whose legs were one long snake tail. "We last saw you at that shop before we all turned into Arrancar, remember?"
And just like that he paled and slammed the door on instinct before locking it. "Rukia!"
"What Ichigo, who was at the door?"
"Arranca-" He was cut off as a hand burst through the door and grabbed his arm before yanking.
"I got you~."