A Simpsons yaoi fanfic
A Sideshow Bob and Chief Clancy Wiggum story
A Relation-Scheme
Note 1: I decided to make both the Boncy (Sideshow Bob and Chief Clancy Wiggum) fanfic as well as the Bolt (Sideshow Bob and Walt Warren) fanfic. I'm starting with the Boncy fanfic.
Note 2: If you don't like Chief Wiggum, Sideshow Bob, the Simpsons, or yaoi then don't read this fanfic!
Note 3: This story takes place in between "Black Widower" and "Cape Feare".
Disclaimer: I only own the story itself, none of the characters, they belong to Matt Groening, Twentieth Century Fox, Gracie Films, and everyone else who owns the Simpsons.
Chapter 1: Sideshow Bob's scheme.
Sideshow Bob is still serving his time for trying to kill Selma Bouvier. This is his fourth week in the Penetentiary, and he has been trying to come up with a scheme to get back at Bart, but at the same time he also has been trying to come up with a scheme that will just get him out of there. One thing that has crossed his mind multiple times is, maybe he could get in a fake relationship with Wiggum, but there are a few things he has already taking into consideration. First off, he knows that Wiggum is already married; so it would take a great degree of flirts, kissing up, romantic scenarios, and other things like that to lure him into a fake relationship. Second, Lou would constantly try to convince Wiggum that he is obviously tricking him, so he'll have to make his feelings seem one-hundred percent believable.
Finally, of course Bart will have to be nosey and keep a good eye on him, he'll have to deal with that brat early-on. Seeing as how he was able to fool almost everyone when he was with Selma, he figured this time would be harder seeing as how the cops know his romantic moves now. At this moment Bob is eating in the prison cafeteria, the other convicts had started to hate him, specifically because of how now he's after a child, there was only one convict who Bob considered his friend, and that was Snake.
End of chapter 1: Sideshow Bob's scheme
Next:
Chapter 2: Bob's first attempt at being romantic with Wiggum