A Simpsons yaoi fanfic
A Sideshow Bob and Chief Clancy Wiggum story
A Relation-Scheme
Chapter 2: Bob's first attempt at being romantic with Wiggum
After a couple of hours, Bob had asked the wardens if he could have a conversation with the Chief, they of course asked him why, to which he responds, "I just want to inform him of something that I have learned about Lard Lad." They agree to let him talk to Wiggum, Bob tells them that he wants the talk to be in private, again they ask him why, his response this time is, "If the other convicts see me talking to the Chief their first thought will obviously be that I'm turning into a snitch." They nod in agreement and tell Bob that it won't be until six that Wiggum will be available, and he understands.
Once it's six, two wardens go over to Bob's cell and tell him, "The Chief is waiting for you." He nods and exits his cell and walks with the gentlemen, after a few minutes they reach a door at the end of the building. One of the wardens opens the door, Bob sees Chief Wiggum sitting at a medium lengthed table he enters the room and goes over to the table and sits on the opposite side of Wiggum. The wardens shut the door, and Wiggum says to him, "So whatcha got on Lard Lad?"
He smiles and says, "That was just my way of tricking the wardens into bringing you here. I actually wanted to talk to you about something else." Wiggum tells him, "Well go on then." Bob takes a deep breath, blows it out, and tells him while fidgeting his fingers, "Alright, since I'm still in the romantic mood, and.. Well, you obviously won't believe this but.. I have started to form a crush on you." Wiggum started off by just staring at him then before long he began to laugh, "Okay I know this is a lie." Bob grabs the man's left hand and says, "This is the absolute truth!" After staring into the other man's eyes for just a few seconds Bob decides to kiss him.
End of chapter 2: Bob's first attempt at being romantic with Wiggum
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Chapter 3: Wiggum doesn't take the bait this time