A Simpsons yaoi fanfic
A Sideshow Bob and Chief Clancy Wiggum story
A Relation-Scheme
Chapter 3: Wiggum doesn't take the bait this time
Wiggum quickly pushes Bob away and tells him, "Either this is another scheme or you are being honest, but I am married!" Bob sighs and says, "I know, and I have taking that into consideration. With my level of romanticism, it won't be long before you decide to leave your wife." Wiggum knew what was going on but before he could say anything Bob was standing to the left of him, he grabbed his other hand pulled him up and then pushed him against the wall. Bob was sure that now that he had Wiggum in this position that he'd give in, so he kissed him with passion unlike last time, last time it was just fake kiss. Wiggum struggled and constantly kept trying to push the man away but it was hopeless, Bob was serious and he found this out just a few seconds in when Bob licked his lower lip asking for entrance.
Wiggum continued to struggle, Bob began to run his left hand down the man's shirt searching for a button so that he could unbuttoning his shirt and pull it off of him. Just as Bob had found a button Wiggum managed to push him away, he told him sternly, "You can give it up now, I will not fall for you no matter what!" Bob looked down at his feet and sighed, "It's your loss." Wiggum then went over to the door, opened it and told the wardens, "Put him in solitary!" They nod and take Bob to solitary, Bob thinks to himself, "The Chief may be a moron, but he's persistant, this won't be as easy as I hoped it be."
End of chapter 3: Wiggum doesn't take the bait this time
Next:
Chapter 4: Coming up with a second method