A Simpsons yaoi fanfic
A Sideshow Bob and Chief Clancy Wiggum story
A Relation-Scheme
Chapter 4: Coming up with a second method
It's the next day and Bob is still in solitary, instead of sleeping last night he was up all night coming up with a second way to romanticizy Wiggum, but none of these things he thought of would have worked. The first thing he thought of was flirting with Wiggum, but he'd probably give up after a while because he couldn't think of many flirtatious things to say to such a moron like the Chief.. His next idea was to trick Wiggum into going into a dark corner by sounding like his wife and then he'd make out with him, but he soon realized there was a massive flaw with that plan, he isn't fat like the Chief's wife, so he'd be able to figure out that it wasn't his wife who was making out with him.
His third idea was to write him a love letter and say that it was from his 'secret admirer', but right when he thought of that he knocked it down, because knowing Wiggum he'd probably have Lou figure out who the letter's from. His final idea was to send a letter to the Chief's wife a letter saying that Wiggum wanted a divorce making it look like Wiggum wrote it, but of course she'd obviously ask Wiggum if the letter was wrote by him and he'd tell that it wasn't, Wiggum would obviously know that the letter had to have been wrote by him, and then Wiggum would probably have him exacuted. Bob is now pacing back and forth still trying to come up with a second way to romantizies Wiggum, when suddenly an idea hits him. What if he sent young Ralph a note that said Bob would kill him if Wiggum didn't get in a relationship with him.
End of chapter 4: Coming with a second method
Next:
Chapter 5: Putting the idea into motion