A Simpsons yaoi fanfic
A Sideshow Bob and Chief Clancy Wiggum story
A Relation-Scheme
Chapter 5: Putting the idea into motion
Right after getting his idea, Bob begins to write the note, he wrote it in his blood so as to scare young Ralph. After about half an hour he had finished writing the note, he had stuck it in an envelope, wrote on the front side with a pen 'to Ralph', and stuck the envelope under the door. After a couple of hours the door swung open and on the other side with a frown on his face and his arms folded stood Chief Wiggum. Bob stood up and said as Wiggum walked over to him, "Well, I see your son got my note." Once Wiggum was in front of the man he put his left hand on his shoulder, Bob gulped hoping that his plan worked. Wiggum was happy to hear the man gulp, it meant he was afraid, Wiggum says to him in a stern tone, "Bob, you scared little Ralphie! And for that you're gonna pay!"
Bob sighed and started to say before Wiggum's lips met his own, "Yes, I understand." Bob was surprised by how Wiggum was kissing him, but he knew that this meant that his plan worked, so he kissed him back. Wiggum pulled away from Bob, went over to the door and shut it, he then smirked, "Well how was that for kiss, Bob?" Bob smiled, walked over to the man and smirked, "Not bad, but I can do better."
End of chapter 5: Putting the idea into motion
Next:
Chapter 6: Wiggum lets Bob out early