A Simpsons yaoi fanfic
A Sideshow Bob and Chief Clancy Wiggum story
A Relation-Scheme
Chapter 6: Wiggum lets Bob out early
Bob then grabbed Wiggum's left hand and said flirtatiously, "You must be a great lover." Wiggum smiled and said, "Hehe yeah, and you must be a good lover yourself." Bob smirked before kissing the man, "I will be a better lover this time." Wiggum kissed him back and soon licked his lower lip, Bob gladly opened his mouth allowing the other man's tongue in. The two men then began wrapping their tongues over one and another, Bob soon began to run his other hand down the other man's shirt like when he had him against the wall.
The very next day, Wiggum had decided to let Bob out of prison early. When all of Springfield heard of this, they started a seriously angry mob and went straight to Wiggum to yell and complain. Bart, of course was the first one to complain telling him, "Bob hasn't changed! He's pure evil! If only you knew what he was thinking!" Wiggum told the young boy, "Bob is in love with me, and I know he's serious, cause he wrote a threatening note to Ralph saying that he'd kill him if I didn't get in a relationship with him." The boy just busted out laughing, "Bob.. Loves you? Ha! Now I've seen everything!" Selma told Wiggum, "He's probably fooling you, just like he did to me."
End of chapter 6: Wiggum lets Bob out early
Next:
Chapter 7: Now to deal with that scamp before he ruins everything