Crazy trouble with love part 6

Female Vasto Lordes and Ichigo

Series: Bleach

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For some, time is a strange thing. But for others it's a new experience. But for Ichigo, it was one where he could' exactly help but worry about the hollow inside of him.

Especially after nearly losing it in a battle with some weird Hollows that were from Aizen's side. He was looking out the window while tapping his fingers on the windowsill.

'Damn it. Just what are they up to?' He thought while frowning a little bit. 'And what's going on with me lately? I feel really off.'

As he was trying to figure this out, he didn't know that Yuzu was behind him.

"Nii-san, lunch is ready."

"Oh, thanks Yuzu, I'll be down in a sec."

She nodded before walking out of the room.

Ichigo sighed while not noticing that somewhere in the town, a tear was opening up. 'I hope to just get this hollow thing under control.' he stood up and walked out while we zoom in to said tear.

Inside the tear, five figures walked out and looked around.

"I felt the energy right here." Spoke a tall woman with white armor that covered her like a knight, with half her face covered from the mouth up to the ears, with a long spear like weapon in her left hand, a large ass, short brown hair, green eyes, and a D cup chest that had a hole on the left breast. Some dragon like wings were attached to her hips and looked almost like it could really fly. "I just know it."

"You sure? I didn't feel any." remarked a short girl with long green braided hair and with a hole in her center chest while wearing two large white earrings around her ears with a long sleeved white armor that showed her belly button and long white armor over her legs starting at her waist. She also had a B cup chest and massive ass as well as blue eyes.

"Same." Spoke a medium sized woman with short red hair, yellow eyes with a strange tight skinned white armored bodysuit with spikes around the shoulders and knees, long high heels with skulls on them, a tiny ass and a C cup chest, with a hole on the left side of her face. "I just don't feel it anyone."

"I agree! It was definitely here!" proclaimed a woman taller than all of them with black hair in a bowl cut style, a hole in her left hand, a medium sized ass, blue eyes, and wore a white tank top like armor around her high E chest with black shin guards and high heels with a white bone like collar around her neck.

"Just saying." Spoke a girl with cow like horns on her head, long blond hair that reached to her massive ass, a pair of pink eyes that was covered by a strange pair of glasses made of bone, a H cup chest, armor covering her arms and legs along with her feet, some knife like points near her waist, and a large hole near her left foot. "Maybe it was just a fluke."

"I know what I sensed, it was here." spoke the first one.

"Well maybe we should look around." The third girl said before looking at the second girl. "But let's split up so we don't kill too many humans."

"Fine by me."

The last girl nodded. "Alright, but if we see him don't attack him...unless he's into that sort of thing."

All of them shot off in the air while Ichigo ate his rice.

"How is it nii-san?" Yuzu asked with a smile that could make even cold people happy.

"Really good, thanks Yuzu."

She smiled before hearing the door knock. "I'll get it." She walked towards the door and opened it, only to see nothing from outside. "Huh?"

Ichigo blinked as he heard footsteps from behind him as he felt something sharp on his left shoulder.

"So you're the one I sensed." Spoke the first girl. "Who knew it was a human."

He turned and went wide eyed seeing her armor. 'What the-an arrancar?!'

"Don't be scared." She chuckled. "I'm just a Vasto Lorde passing by." She then said. "Names Joan, and you kinda look cute."

'What?' He thought while she moved her right hand around his cheek.

"Want to ride this knight into battle?"

He frowned while Yuzu walked back and resumed eating without seeing the woman. "Forget it."

She frowned. "Oh come on, it'll be fun. Plus we can see how long that valiant sword can keep my hole in check." She then winked at him.

"Nii-san, aren't you going to eat?" Yuzu asked. "And what do you want me to forget?"

"Oh it's nothing." He said while Joan moved closer to him, with her chest on his shoulder.

"Mmmm, such strong shoulders~" She said with a smile. "I wonder if you can ride this girl into the stables and make me a very tame mare."

"Shut up and get off." he whispered with a blush. 'Is she coming onto me? Why? If she came here because of Aizen I'd figure she wants me dead.'

She smiled before whispering into his ear. "Let's do it now~"

"N-NO!" He yelled while a red face.

"Nii-san?" Yuzu said with a confused look on her face. "What's wrong?"

"N-Nothing Yuzu!" he stood up. "I just, uh, have to finish my homework right now."

She nodded as Joan frowned at that.

'Drat! I almost had him!'

(Upstairs)

Ichigo groaned while locking the door behind him, not knowing another girl was on the bed.

"Hello." Said the fourth girl while laying on the bed. "Nice room you have here."

"Wha!" he whirled around and went wide eyed. 'Another one? Am I being attacked or something?'

"You know." She said with a grin. "I kinda feel warm, can you give me a nice cool body hug, naked if you don't mind."

He blushed red. "No!"

She stood up. "Why, oh wait! You're into bondage right? Yosh! That's perfect because I love that stuff!"

"N-N-No I'm not!" he blushed brighter before moving towards his badge and used it to get out of his body before grabbing Zangetsu. "Just what are you doing in my room anyway?"

"A Shinigami….how cool." She licked her lips. "Oh names Milly by the way, and getting a man is my game."

"...huh?!"

"Now come over here so we can start making passionate bondage love~"

"N-No way!" he blurted out before holding his blade out. "I don't know what your game is, but you and your friend can leave the easy way, or hard way."

"Aw!" She pouted before another girl crashed through the ceiling.

"There you are!" The last girl giggled before giving him a bone crunching hug. "Let's get to milking Abi's chest!"

"Gah!"

"Hey!" Milly glared. "It's my turn to woo him!"

"You snooze you lose~" she stuck her tongue out before suddenly finding herself taken off and tossed at the other girl making them fall on the bed. "Ahh!"

"Ow!"

Ichigo groaned while panting heavily. 'Crap, I need to run!' he ran to the window and flew out of it before looking around. "I hope that's all of them."

Only for the third girl to appear next to him. "Yo, names Morgan and I'm here to make you my mate."

"Woah!" he reacted on instinct and swung at her.

She dodged it and appeared next to him before hugging him. "Mean, and you needed only your bigger sword for our mating dance."

'Ahhh!' He screamed in his head as the second girl appeared next to him and hugged his legs.

"Potter reporting for duty." She smiled before saying. "Your legs are really strong."

"Get out of here you brat!"

"No way Morgan! He's my mate!"

"I got here first!"

"And you're leaving!" She yelled before noticing that they were hugging the air. "Eh? Where did he go?"

(With Ichigo)

He ducked down an alley and panted while holding his chest. 'Oh sweet god! They're….trying to mate with me!' He panted again before seeing all five girls looking for him from the sky. 'Oh you gotta be kidding me!'

"There you are!"

"Come on, let's get him!"

"I'm taking his cherry first!"

"No me!"

"I'm binding him with my love!"

Ichigo paled before noticing he was right near Hat n Clogs shop and darted towards it. "Oi! Open up you bastard!"

"Get him girls!" Joan called to Milly, Abi, Morgan, and Potter.

All of them shot down just as the door opened up.

"Ah, hey there IchigOOO!" he let out as Ichigo shoved him inside and quickly shut the door.

"Hide me!" He said in horror while hiding behind the counter. "For the love of god hide me!"

"Come on out."

"Please?"

"Is he getting ropes?"

"No, he's hiding."

"Does anyone have any torches?"

"What's going on?" asked Kisuke.

"Girls!" He said from behind the counter. "And they say they're Vasto Lordes!" He looked up. "And they want….to mate with me!"

Kisuke looked at him slowly and then the door. "For real?"

He nodded nervously.

"Wow Ichigo, who knew you had a fanclub on Aizen's side?" he teased.

"I don't think they're even on a side!" He yelled before smelling smoke. 'Oh no.'

"More fire!"

"Ok ok!"

"Hurry we need to smoke him out!"

"Ok Milly!"

"I still think we should try talking to him."

"Abi we tried that already!" The four deadpanned as they started making a massive bonfire near the store.

"Hey hey hey!" Kisuke opened the door and walked out. "Don't you know it's bad for business to try and burn down my shop and home?"

"No." They all frowned. "Not until our mate is flushed out."

"So give him to us." Joan said with a frown. "Or I'll burn this place to the ground."

He smiled behind his fan and chuckled. "I do so hate scaring away potential customers, but if you keep this up I'll have to persuade you all to stop."

"With bondage?" Asked Milly. "Because I don't mind that you know."

"Milly!" The other girls yelled.

"Just saying!"

Kisuke lost his smile and slowly pulled Benihime out while looking at them. "You sure you won't stop?"

They glared before Abi walked up to him and bowed.

"Just give him to us and I'll give you my milk." She said. "Please? He's just so strong and powerful to just run after forever you know."

Kisuke got a perverted smile and lowered his sword. "Oh? Tell me more."

"Well, we just came here because we felt a strong pressure similar to a male Vasto Lorde and well, it got us very horny."

"I was actually curious on the whole milk part you mentioned."

"Oh that." She blushed before grabbing her breasts and squeezed her nipples, making it leak black liquid. "It's kind of my body saying I'm in heat."

The other girls groaned at that. 'Abi you airhead!'

He rubbed his chin while Ichigo silently growled.

'Don't go getting any ideas you bastard!'

"Is it edible in any way? Or does it have special properties?"

"It's edible and if one drinks it….they get more stamina for ten months. And that's in one drop." She said. "So if you give him to us...you can have my milk as compensation."

Kisuke rubbed his chin. "Will it get you to put that fire out?"

Joan, Milly, Morgan and Potter groaned before putting out the fire with some random fire extinguishers that were laying on the ground.

"Good, and you can have him IF you tell us why you are attacking my shop, inside that is."

They perked up while Ichigo ran to hide in one of the rooms as they entered and looked around.

Morgan sensed him before running towards him and hugged him. "Mate!"

"Gah! Get off!"

"No." She pouted while the other girls gave him hugs as well.

(A few seconds later)

All seven sat around a table while Ichigo was far away from the Vasto Lordes.

"So tell me, why are you after this boy, I mean aren't you into stronger guys?"

"Yes." Joan nodded. "But each one of us felt the energy and felt our long lost emotions swell up. Like for me, I felt like a maiden again."

"I wanted to hug him and do bondage sex." Milly hummed.

"I kinda felt inclined to...be milked by him since I loved that in my former life." Abi blushed.

"I just wanted a new servant and king." Morgan sighed happily. "Like back in the days of chivalry."

"And for me." Spoke Potter. "I just felt happy and wanted to start a one hundred and one children family. I was kinda a big fan of kids in my youth."

'They're nuts!' thought Ichigo while Kisuke smiled.

"Wow Ichigo, even without trying you swayed their hearts, Yoruichi would be proud. I wonder how your dad might take it."

"Hat n Clogs, just shut up!" He glared at him.

"Mmm no." He chuckled. "Plus I think this might be a good start for your pimp life."

"Pimp." Chuckled Morgan with a grin. "I like the sound of that."

"I'm not gonna turn out like some pimp!"

"Well what about your fan club?" Kisuke asked with a chuckle. "From the look of it you're already a pimp."

"Here you go." Abi said while giving him a bottle of black Hollow milk. "I hope you like it."

He looked it over and got an idea. "Say, do you want to be able to meet the family of your mate?"

"Oh?" They said with interest. "And how can you do that?"

"Simple, I have some gigai's in the back that I've been testing out. To make a long story short, it can basically become a part of you instead of expelling a soul to and fro. And the best part," he opened his fan. "You can use your powers if you want, as long as you keep in mind that there are going to be seals to keep you from exerting too much power at once."

"...huh?" they all tilted their heads.

"You can touch, taste, feel and do the things you did in life while keeping your powers, at a limit mind you, and gain the appearance of a human when you choose it."

"So…." Joan said confused. "We can still be Vasto Lordes in power but we will have human appearances and functions?"

"Correct, heck you can even do the deed now with Ichigo's body."

Their eyes widened as Ichigo jaw dropped in horror.

'Oh god no!' "Hat n Clogs! You can't!"

"What? Did you decide to hook up with Rukia? If so I don't think she'd mind if you explain it to her."

"What?!"

He chuckled before looking at Joan, Milly, Abi, Morgan and Potter. "So that's what I have, and all you have to do is become my new workers, sounds fair?"

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They looked at each other before saying. "You got a deal boss."

"Then follow me to the gigai." He said while getting up.

'Damn you!' Ichigo growled.

(One gigai changing later)

"This feels a bit tight." Spoke Abi while wearing some tight black pants and a blue shirt with a cow on it as she didn't have her horns or armor, just a pair of sandals and for some reason fake cow ears.

"Agreed." Spoke Joan while wearing a simple green shirt with long black stockings and a long green skirt with brown boots. "But I feel a little happy at this."

Morgan looked at her outfit, which as a black gothic dress with blue heels and torn white leggings. "It's decent."

Milly looked at her outfit, which was a simple red t-shirt with skinny jeans, a black hoodie and some rope around her arms, and some sneakers. "I think chains might have worked better."

Potter sighed while wearing a brown shirt, a very tiny black skirt, orange high heels, and a spiked choker. "I wanted the pointed hat, not the choker."

"Sorry, it's all I had." remarked Kisuke with a smile.

They nodded before looking at Ichigo. "Oh mate, want to see who's the alpha in this harem?"

"Uh, I'll pass." he sweatdropped.

"Then let's meet the family." Joan said as they grabbed his arms tightly.

"They're going to love me."

"And me."

"And me most of all."

"And they'll love my milk."

Ichigo paled as they dragged him away. 'Help me!'

Kisuke smirked. 'I love being a matchmaker.'

(Omake)

Yuzu and Karin blinked as they saw their brother walking back from down stairs with a few girls in each side of him.

"Girls get off." He frowned with a blush.

"No." They said while moving even closer to him.

"Ichi-nii? Who...are they?"

"And why are they clinging to you?"

He groaned. "Yuzu, Karin, these are….my-"

"Girlfriends." Joan, Milly, Abi, Morgan and Potter interrupted him.

"I'm Joan."

"I'm Milly."

"Abi's the name."

"Morgan, and it's good to meet MY boyfriend's sisters."

"Potter and I hope we can get along."

They blinked at that as a certain goat beard overheard them.

"Oh hallelujah Misaki! Our son has found himself five new daughters for us!"

"Dad!" Ichigo blushed as the girls nuzzled his cheeks as he saw Rukia walking by.

"What's going….." she looked at the girls and looked confused. "Um who are these Ichigo?"

"They're-"

"His girlfriends." They interrupted again. "So buzz off girl."

"Wait, ALL five of them?"

"Yes."

"Are you stupid?"

"Fool."

"Airhead."

"Flat chest."

"Hey don't call her that!" Ichigo glared at them.

Joan, Milly, Abi, Morgan and Potter looked at him with a hungry expression on their face before kissing him on the lips. "Ok, cutie~"

He blushed crimson while Rukia beat him to something.

CRASH!

Fainting in shock and disbelief.

"Rukia-san!" Yuzu called out in shock.

The girls smirked while looking almost predatory. 'This man's mine!'

'I hate my life.'