A Simpsons yaoi fanfic
A Sideshow Bob and Chief Clancy Wiggum story
A Relation-Scheme
Chapter 7: Now to deal with that scamp before he ruins everything
Later at noon, Bob and Wiggum are at Lard Lad on a date. Bob, whom is a bit upset by how low Wiggum's tastes are.. Bob wanted to go to the Gilded Truffle for this date, but he decided to just listen to Wiggum's request, seeing as how he was worried that if he didn't the man would send him back to the hell-hole. Wiggum smiled at Bob and said while they wait for the donuts to arrive, "I hope that you'll take this relationship more seriously than your last one." Bob nodded and told the man with his left hand behind his back, "I will, don't you worry." Bob then mumbled, "At least until I kill that little scamp.." Wiggum cocks his eyebrow and says while still smiling, "What did you say, my love?" Bob smiled nervously, puts his right hand on top of the man's left hand and chuckled, "Nothing, I assure you it wasn't anything that you need to worry about."
Wiggum puts his right hand on top of the other man's hand and tells him, "I hope not, I would hate to put you back in the Penentitiary, my love." Bob smiled and nodded, "I hated being in there. Nowadays all the other convicts except Snake hate me. I have been nearly attacked over one hundred times since I got arrested." Wiggum nodded and said before Bob stood up, "I can see that. What with the fact that you're after that Bart kid."
Bob nods and goes over to the counter and starts to say to the cashier before Bart bust through the door, "25 frosted donuts, my good sir." Bart then sees Bob and says while pointing at him, "Ah-ha! I knew you'd be here, Bob!" Bob turns around quickly, quickly goes over to the boy, and says while smiling his usual evil smile, "Hello Bart." Bob then pulls out his knife from his back left pant pocket and puts it in front of the boy's neck. He then was about to slice his head of his neck, when Wiggum rushed over and grabbed Bob's right arm and turned him around, "Maybe we should go somewhere else." He sighs and says, "I guess.."
End of chapter 7: Dealing with that scamp before he ruins everything
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Chapter 8: Wiggum lets Bob stay with him