Crazy Trouble With Love Part 6

by yugiohfan163

Continuation, again what more can I say if you've come this far?

103. Sakura and Naruto

Crazy trouble with love part 6

Sakura and Naruto

Series: Naruto

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-Konoha-

Sakura yawned while getting ready to sleep in her bed from a long day of training. She changed into a pink sleep robe and crawled under the sheets with a smile on her face. 'It's going to be a good night that's for sure.'

The girl yawned before closing her eyes, not knowing that a small red portal was appearing in her closet.

(Midnight)

Creak, creak, creak.

Sakura's eyebrows twitched while she turned in her bed and tried snuggling more under the blanket.

Creak, creak, creak.

'What's that noise?'

"Moooo." Spoke a low voice from out of nowhere.

She opened her eyes and sat up before looking around. "Hello?"

"Moooo." The voice said again while a large creaking sound was heard coming from the closet.

'What the? Ok this is getting weird.'

"Baaaaaa." The voice said again in a different tone that sounded like a sick sheep.

She got up and slowly moved near the sound with a frown. "Whoever's there you better show yourself." She opened the closet and saw nothing at all. "Huh?"

Flush!

Sakura turned around as she heard the toilet flush.

"Hey." Spoke a voice from above the woman. "Look up."

She did and saw a red cloaked figure standing on the ceiling.

"Hello miss big butt." The figure waved.

"Wah!" she jumped and landed on said butt while the figure casually walked down.

"Yep." He said with a chuckle. "You're a big butted bitch." He then walked towards a chair and sat on it. "Though I personally like you when you're much older and wiser, right now….you're a bitch."

She frowned and stood up. "Just who are you and how did you get in my house?"

"I did this." He said while opening a red portal. "And names Omni, god of space and time as well as ferryman of the dead."

A pie flew out of the portal and hit Sakura on the face.

"Ha ha ha, oh that never gets old."

She sputtered and wiped it off while getting angry. "What the hell was that?!"

"My powers." He said with a sigh. "I can go anywhere, at anytime, and any dimension. It's like a summoning jutsu, but without hand signs and I can do it whenever I want it."

She frowned at him while clenching her hands. 'Is he trying to be funny? He might be some spy from another village.'

"I'm not from another village." He said. "Heck I'm not from this dimension, but from outside the Omniverse. A place where only a select few can live, oh and I didn't read your mind, I just saw your text bubble." 'Ha meta humor, so cheap but effective."

She went wide eyed before taking a stance just as another figure walked in with an all black cloak while reading a magazine.

"Yui, what are you doing here?" Omni groaned. "This is my appearance not yours."

"For real? Then why didn't I get the script before?"

"It was on your bed before I left you still demon god." He deadpanned. "Now scoot off before I give Jack your porn collection and make Cynthia watch the Ring."

"That better be a smut version, because if that was a threat on my baby girl's life, I'm gonna corrupt your mind with so much sexual kinks and ideas that it'll make Charlie Sheen pale in comparison."

"You did that in that battle of ours, and it's still bad." He groaned before saying. "Plus you hate Sakura."

Said girl looked very lost. "Eh?"

"Still, my rules are clear, ain't nobody turning my girl into a pervert unless it's me. See ya Sakura, I'll see ya around when you get dem hips." waved Yui before falling through a portal in the floor.

"Don't mind him, he likes anything kinky and big. Especially when it's something Pokémon based." Omni sighed before looking at Sakura. "But you do have big hips, and a thick ass when your older."

"Just talk!"

"About what? Be specific miss piggy." He smirked under his hood.

She clenched her teeth before lunging at him with her fist reared back.

However he made a portal that sent the fist into another world.

"Ow!"

"Oh my god Ruby!"

"My eyes!"

Omni gulped before closing the portal. "Um you just realized you just assaulted a minor from another world right?" 'Hope she's ok.'

"What the? How did you…"

"I told you before I'm a god of time and space." He got up and moved towards the bed. "Also ferryman of the dead, but that's besides the point. I'm here to show you the future and a bit of the past too."

Sakura blinked. "Huh?"

"I said." He said while producing a megaphone. "I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU THE FUTURE AND A BIT OF THE PAST!"

"YEOW!" she covered her ears. "I heard you the first time!"

"I know." Omni laughed. "But I couldn't resist, after all I have done that in 4.6 billion years you know."

"...how old are you?"

"Um….I was about eighteen or fifteen when I became a god and if I was human….well…..I don't remember." He shrugged. "But I'm older than your sexy mom, who might I add has a nice ass."

"Don't talk about my mom like that!" she snapped. "Just show me whatever you need to show me and get out of my house!"

"Sure." He said before making a portal. "Look into about some months or even a few years into the future. And see," he laughed evilly. "The fourth shinobi war! HAHAHA!"

KABOOM!

She looked inside and went wide eyed seeing the war torn landscape and millions of white figures fighting an army of ninjas.

"Fun fact, that's every village coming together to stop a mad man, so that's good."

"W-What? There's going to be a war in the future? How?"

"A guy named Tobi, who is really Obito by the way aka your teachers dead friend, is declaring war on the world to get the tailed beasts to make a ten tailed beast to become a god and give mankind a massive genjutsu using the moon." He explained. "But instead summons Madara, who becomes said jinchuuriki, and gets turned into the new vessel for the moon goddess Kaguya, the mother of the sage of six paths and mother of all chakra. In essence, she's going to take back her chakra and rule the world. So no pressure."

"...what?! No pressure?!"

"Don't worry." He said before showing Naruto using a male version of the sexy jutsu. "Naruto, your duckbutt, you and the mask face stopped her and sealed her away in another dimension, But not before….." he showed her both boys fighting. "Having them fight and lose one of their arms." 'Which is stupid, why not just an eye or maybe a leg?!'

She gaped at how older and serious they were while wincing at the end. "But why? Sasuke-kun wouldn't-"

"He would after all, he wanted to destroy Konohagakure before defecting to the good side, but he still was a teme with a duckbutt. Oh and you marry him." He showed her said family and daughter. "But…..let's just say he's not around and your daughter might not be yours, but his former teammates Karin Uzumaki's."

She went wide eyed seeing the girl. "I...I really marry him?"

"And Naruto gets hitched with Hinata and has a cute daughter….and an asshole of a son called Boruto!" He growled in rage while tentacles appeared from his back. "Oh I'm so tempted to crush his skill and eat his brains he's so….GAH! I hate that brat!"

Sakura shivered and stepped back while seeing the image of them. 'I don't get it, he looks just like him.'

He calmed down as the tentacles disappeared. "Anyway, that's the future, or one possible one. However I don't see any chemistry in this couple, like did she do anything before Konohagakure gets blow up? No, just act like a shy yandere."

"What do you mean blown up?"

"Nothing, but do you want to see the past now?"

"Well, I guess so-"

Omni made a portal while putting a meat bun in Sakura's mouth. "Let's see oh yes, the duckbutt and how he rejected you. My favorite moment."

Inside was said girl trying to confess, but was turned down so badly that she was crying.

Sakura spat the meat bun out and frowned while looking to the side. "Show me something else?"

"Sure, but this moment was when you started to act like a bitch." He said before showing a sad Naruto getting told off by a woman for just asking to play with her son. "And this….well this is his life at age five. Before then it was worse than hell's torments."

"Wait, when he was five? But he never mentioned this before."

"Because back then he had no friends, no family, and remember how your friends treated him badly?" He asked. "Well back then, even at age five hours, he was considered a black spot to the minds of the adults."

"As a baby?!"

Omni nodded. "The reason, he had the nine tailed fox sealed inside him. Sad too as his mom had it and his father sealed it inside him to save the village. But they died due to Obito's actions that day on October tenth."

Her face looked pale while sitting on her bed. "He...he lost his parents, all before he was a year old?"

"Yep and his mom was Kushina Uzumaki and his father as Minato Namikaze, the fourth hokage who summoned the Shinigami to seal it away." Omni said gravely. "And trust me, they were good people that should've lived to see him grow up right instead of treated like a subhuman monster."

"The fourth hokage?!"

"Yep, and didn't you look at his face up on that rock and at Naruto? Well? Did you?"

"Well, I did sorta think it was weird, but I never really asked."

"Because if anyone told the public then they would've died from the third's law." He said. "And the Uzumaki clan went extinct after the land of whirlpools fell, so no one remembered to give them a proper role here, even if the first's wife, Mito, had the fox first."

"What?! Even the first hokage was part of it?"

"Well duh!" He snapped. "Really this village is stupid for not thinking about this crap!" He got up. "And the reason why I told you this was simple." He showed her an image of Naruto giving Sakura some comfort after Sasuke's abandonment of the village. "I believe that, given the chance, you and him could make a good couple, even if you try to hurt him like a bitch."

"I'm not a b-"

He glared at her. "Think about it before you act Sakura Haruno."

She frowned at him while letting that sink in and recalled various memories to mind. Some of them were good but others were bad as she recalled hitting him on the head for the most stupidest of things.

"Face it girl." Omni said while rising up in the air. "You are a bitch, one that no one likes, not even your own mother." He pulled down his hood to reveal a empty abyss of stars and galaxies. "I've seen you throughout time and space and everything in between. And I know for a fucking fact you're nothing but a slut, a pushover, a bitch, a whoreish monkey and, my favorite." His face glowed even brighter. "A. God. Damn. Monster. Of. A. HUMAN BEING!"

She reeled back while each insult hit her deep while feeling a cold wind pick up in the room.

"I have the right mind to end you now." He spoke coldly while putting his hood up. "But I believe in second chances so I won't. But," he showed her a portal where a Sakura was married to Naruto. "If you don't admit you're a bitch and try working harder to become a girl he might like."

ZOOP!

The portal vanished while some dried blood appeared on the ground along with another Sakura's head.

"Or you might end up on Yui's hit list."

She was horrified to see the head and broke into a cold sweat while paralyzed. 'H-He's serious!'

Omni kicked the head into a portal as a scream was heard.

"Ahh!"

"Weiss! Are you ok?!"

"Get this head off me Blake!"

"Oops." He chuckled before closing the portal. "Anyway, I'm not trying to be mean. I'm just trying to help you become a better person because before I became a god, I kinda liked you as a person. Well the nice parts of you not the 'I want to punch people in the heads' parts."

She gulped while unable to speak up.

Omni patted her on the head before giving her some soup. "Here, it might help with the nerves."

Sakura gulped before taking it.

"Oh and I almost forgot." He said while Sakura drank the soup. "I also came here to give you hints and some extra help with your…." he smirked as she finished it. "Assets." 'Yes! She drank the MILF version two soup!'

She blushed and coughed while setting the soup down and hit her chest. "W-What?!"

"Oh you know, dating the boy." He laughed. "Afterall, he has the hots for you still and I know that if you do something nice for him, he'll stay with you till he dies."

"I-I mean the assets part!" she blurted out with a brighter face before going wide eyed. "Wait, what was in that soup?"

"Mmmm, some ramen, ribs, MILF version two broth, some garlic and some tasty fish paste."

"What?!"

"Oh don't worry, MILF version two broth only takes effect during the morning. Oh and you can't get rid of it, it's not made of chakra or magic, just a mix of herbs and using genetic modification nanobots I found in this one world. Anyway, don't you want to be like Tsunade?"

She blushed and crossed her arms. "P-Pervert!"

"Meh." He shrugged. "Everyone's a pervert, even gods. So sing to the choir miss big butt."

"My butt is not big!" 'This guy's like the opposite of Ino!'

"Well it will be later." He said before turning into a small plush with cat ears and a cute bell on her front and dropped onto the pillow. "Now I'm going to come with you so don't mind me, ok?"

"Wait, you can't sleep in here!"

"Why? It's a free Omniverse you know."

She frowned and picked him up before putting him in the closet and shut the doors.

Only to appear on the bed. "Meany, and here I thought Sid was this bad with his toys."

She glared at him before throwing him at the wall.

"Ow!"

"You're not sleeping in my bed or room, so get out!"

"No." He said while floating to her. "I'm not going until you date Naruto so suck it up and get some sleep!"

"Maybe I would if I didn't know there was some weird god in my room who can become literally anything!"

"Look I'm just going to sleep on the desk." He said while resting on said table. "So I'm not going to look or anything, I'm a gentleman first you know."

Sakura grumbled before getting under the covers.

"Night Sakura-neko." He said before going limp.

She huffed before closing her eyes. 'Crazy perverted god.'

(Next morning)

Sakura groaned while waking up, and felt like she suffered a terrible nightmare. She slowly got up and stretched, only to see someone in the mirror. This woman was almost like her, but with long hair that reached to her massive ass, an I cup chest and looked kinda hot. She blinked and rubbed her eyes. 'Am I still asleep?'

Plushie Omni yawned while floating over to her. "Oh hello Sakura….wow I knew I added too much breast increasement nanobots into the soup. But oh well, it suits you." 'And any Sakura fan out there that likes this kinda stuff.'

"Wait...this is real!" she jumped while looking at herself with a bright red face. "They're giant!"

"And bigger than Tsunade, the MILF of Konohagakure, or was that Kurenai? I always forget." He chuckled. "So today is the day he returns so get dressed and let's get ready to show him the new you."

"Are you crazy?! I'd stick out like a sore thumb! No girl my age would be this stacked!"

"I heard that Tenten uses bindings." He said sagely. "Her chest is as big as Temari's, but I see your point so just say you got a growth spurt. Or just say you got Hinata's chest." He joked.

She blushed at that.

"But don't you silly ninjas use transformations?"

"J-Just change me back!"

"Can't, it's permanent." He shrugged, but that made him look adorable in his plush form. "I'm a spacetime god not a miracle worker."

"How is this permanent!?"

"The herbs and nanobots kinda just do that." He said before floating onto her shoulder. "Anyway, your buddy Naruto is about to enter the village right now so you better get dressed before the big date."

She glared at him.

"Oh and I have the perfect dress for you." 'He he he.'

"Forget it, if it's from you it's bad." she huffed while her chest bounced making her blush. 'I wanted them big, but not this soon!'

(Later)

Sakura grumbled as she was wearing, what Omni called a chinese bunny girl suit hybrid without the actual ears, or just a very loose fitting chinese pink and red dress with more exposure to her chest and ass. All the while plush Omni was dangling from her side like a keychain. 'I hate that guy so fucking much.'

'I know.' Omni thought. 'But it's for a good cause, even if you look pretty funny like this hahaha!'

As this was happening, Sakura didn't notice that a certain green suited boy was watching her.

Rock Lee was wide eyed, slack jawed, and had a nosebleed while not seeing his teammates walking up behind him.

"Lee, what are you going?" Tenten asked before going wide eyed as well. 'Oh my kami!'

Neji's eyes widened at Sakura before popping his own just as Lee fell backwards and passed out from the pool of blood underneath him.

"S-So…..big….'

(With said girl)

"Hey Sakura." Plush Omni said. "I have an idea for how to make him understand your condition."

"What?"

"You decided to do a sexy no jutsu and made the MILF no jutsu on accident." He chuckled while still hanging on a small chain near one of the buttons on the girl's hips. "But seriously, just do a transformation already you silly elderberry and then show it to him at a hotel or something."

"N-No!" she blushed while hitting him. "Just shut up or he'll hear you."

"Ow! Don't hit me please, I'm made of cotton now." He groaned. "And don't worry, I got my plush act ready….oh and he's about to appear in two seconds."

"What?" she looked up and saw said male landing from out of nowhere and stiffened up. 'Ok, act natural, don't even bring up the changes.'

"Huh?" He said before looking at her face. "You look familiar…...oh I know you're…..eh?!"

'He knows?'

"Granny?! Why are you so short and what's with the hair?!"

BONK!

"OW!"

"I'm not lady Tsunade!" yelled Sakura with a growl as he held his head.

"Ow, wait...Sakura?" he went wide eyed seeing her nod before gaping and felt his face heat up. 'Sweet Kami!'

'Knew it.' Omni thought before saying. "Hello, my name is plushie O, and I love you." 'Beat that Chucky!'

"What was that?" Naruto Asked while trying not to look at her chest.

"N-Nothing!" she spoke while clearing her throat and feeling like Hinata. "S-So, it's great to see you again. H-How was your trip?" 'Damn it! Stop stuttering!'

"Hard work and lots of stuff involving pervy sage." He said before seeing the plush. "Did you make that?"

"Uh, no no, I bought it from a cheap store." she replied while coughing and felt her breasts shift a little with a small bounce. 'Damn it! I should have just worn bandages over these!'

"Hello, my name is plushie O, and I like boobie birds." The plush said with a giggle.

"Huh, kinda weird." remarked Naruto dryly before noticing the state of dress and averted his eyes. 'Wow, Sakura really changed, A LOT.'

'Damn it you idiot god! Just keep quiet!' "So Naruto. D-Do you have anything in mind for today?"

"Eating ramen. I haven't had good ramen in three years."

"Hello, my name is plushie O, and ramen is chicken feed. He he he."

"Um, is that thing running on batteries?"

"Yes." 'Or something.'

"Mind if I take them out Sakura?"

"Go ahead." She said while taking the plush off her hips and gave it to Naruto.

"Hello, my name is plushie O, and Hinata is behind you." It said while said girl was behind them.

She let out an 'eep!' and ducked down while they turned and didn't see said girl behind the tree.

"Hello, my name is plushie O, and Hinata is being a pussy behind the tree. He he he." 'I love this job.'

'What's with this plush?!' Naruto thought in shock while the fox felt a little nervous for some reason.

"S-So Naruto…..can we….g-go have some…...r-r-r-ramen together?" stuttered Sakura while trying to keep still and not make her chest move. 'I'm gonna kill this toy in a second!'

"Really?" He asked in surprise.

"Yeah, I mean, I'll bet you're starved." she got out with a smile, even though her face was still red.

"Sure." He said with a grin.

"Hello, my name is plushie O, and I love you." Plushie 'O' said with a giggle.

The two walked off while any villagers who saw them frowned, or gaped seeing Sakura's chest which jiggled a little making it silent and awkward for both of them.

(Some time later)

'How did this happen?!' Sakura thought as they were now on a rooftop watching the sunset after a good lunch and dinner, which Naruto payed for in full with some money that 'appeared' on his lap when he wasn't looking. 'And why isn't that god leaving?!'

'Once I see them kiss I'll just spill the beans and leave.' Omni thought before sensing something. 'Oh great the toad sage, not what we need here!'

Jiraiya watched from several rooftops away and was smiling while looking through a telescope. 'Way to go Naruto my boy, first day back and already you got a cutie with you! She could pass for Tsunade's older sister!' just the idea made him chuckle with a grin while zooming in. 'I always thought breasts that big were in fiction, but if they can be real, then the limits of my next few series will skyrocket off the shelves!'

ZOOP!

A red portal appeared behind him as a large red and white hand with a fin on the side punched him into another portal that sent him flying into the woman's back. "Fucking Vilgax!"

"Eeep!" Sakura cried out before getting crushed by the sannin.

Squeeze, squeeze.

'Kami that's one soft ass.' Jiraiya thought with a perverted grin.

"Hello, my name is plushie O, and I'm hungry for toad stew." Plushie 'O' giggled evilly.

"Pervy sage!?" cried out Naruto with wide eyes before growling and delivered a right hook to his head knocking him off Sakura's ass. "What the fuck are you doing to Sakura?!"

"Huh? I don't see her around, just this sexy girl you snagged."

Sakura glared at him. "I'm going to kill you."

'Wait…..oh kami!' "Wait wait wait!"

BONK!

(One beat up later)

"Ow, ok I deserve that one." Jiraiya said while covered in bumps and two black eyes.

"Damn right you do." she huffed crossing her arms under her chest with a blush while Naruto patted her back while glaring at the sage.

"To be honest, you do look like Tsunade's sister from a distance."

"Hello, my name is plushie O, and you're going to die from six orange men and a blue angel." Plushie 'O' said without a giggle.

"That's it!" she took it off and tossed it at him. "Take the toy and get out of here!"

He caught it while they ran away from him. "What's her deal?"

"Hello, my name is plushie O." The plushie said before turning to him. "And I'm going to kill you ha ha ha ha HA HA HA HA HAHAHAHA!"

He went wide eyed and screamed while the two landed on the street and ignored it.

"Idiot." Sakura muttered while not knowing she was holding Naruto's hand. 'Hope that stupid god kills him or atleast maims him.'

"Um Sakura?"

"What?"

"Are you ok?" He asked with a blush. "I mean my teacher was….you know."

She nodded while exhaling. "I'll be fine, but if I see him again don't be surprised if I'm angry for the next year or so."

"I won't." He chuckled before seeing his hand on her own. 'Wow.' "So Sakura, um….did you miss me by chance?"

She deadpanned at him. "Of course I did, the village wasn't the same without you."

"I'll bet." he chuckled rubbing his cheek with his eyes closed. "Sorry if it felt different."

"It's fine." Sakura said with a small smile. "You had to train, but um….Naruto. Can I ask you a favor?"

"What's that?"

"Can you…..stop chasing after Sasuke and just….you know try to settle down a little. But that's silly once you think about it." She chuckled slightly.

"Wait, what?" he blinked confused.

"I know how energetic you are and-"

"No no, the first part. What do you mean?"

She looked away. "Well….I'm just worried that you might get hurt if you keep looking for him and I kinda….." She sighed. "Revoke my promise to you." 'I don't want you to lose an arm damn it!'

Naruto blinked. "What have you been drinking Sakura?"

Bonk!

"Ow!"

"I haven't been drinking." She frowned. "I'm being serious, I'm revoking my promise from three years ago."

He held his spot and winced. "But I promised I'd get him back for you. If you're still worried it won't happen, I can guarantee it'll change."

"I'm not worried about him." She glared. "I'm more worried about you Naruto!"

He blinked while she looked down.

"Look, I get you're serious, and I get I put you on the spot, but I don't want to see you get hurt or worse over something like that. It's been a few years and the fact he didn't come back shows that maybe, it's time to face reality."

"..."

Sakura looked up a little. "Plus I just realized I was being selfish back then and...well I grew up. So maybe you should too as well…..Naruto."

He blinked a few more times while noticing that the girl was blushing red while her breasts jiggled a little bit. He coughed and glanced away while rubbing the back of his head. "Well….are you sure?"

Sakura nodded. "Please….I don't want you to die."

"I'm not going to die, but I'll stop trying to get Sasuke back." He said while scratching his cheek with one finger.

Grope!

He blushed as Sakura gave him a hug on instinct.

"Thank you Naruto." She said while trying to hold back some tears. "Thank you."

He gulped and tried hugging her back, but his hands barely reached her back due to the breasts which he tried not to focus too much on.

After a while, they moved back and looked ready to faint at any time.

"Um…"

"..."

"That was….nice."

"Yeah…." Sakura blushed.

Naruto gulped before saying. "Sakura, did you…. start liking me back?" 'Like that's going to-'

"Yes." She blurted out before turning crimson red. "I mean...I kinda did...I mean…." 'Why did I just say that?!'

He blushed bright red while his heartbeat thumped. 'Oh kami!'

After another few minutes of awkwardness, Naruto said with a blush.

"So….um want to….kiss?" 'Gah! Ok that was just TOO forward!'

"Well, I wouldn't be against it."

He jaw dropped at that. 'Kami!'

"So are you going to do it first or…..me?" She blushed at the last part.

Naruto moved closer to her and kissed her, very slowly, on the lips.

She blushed at that before feeling a little hot and kissed back.

"Hello, my name is plushie O, and I win." Spoke the plushie as it floated next to their faces. "And you two look so cute right now!"

"Wah!" they broke apart with blushes while Sakura scowled and grabbed it.

"What the hell are you doing you bastard?!"

It giggled before changing back into Omni. "Just wanted to say that I'm going to go soon. But not before I give you two advice, a boon and a blessing." He then chuckled. "Oh and the toad sage is in a cast and in Tsunade's closet."

"Wait what?" spoke Naruto as the deity vanished making him blink. "Wha...when..who...what just happened?!"

"Don't ask." She said before Omni appeared on her head.

"The advice is simple, don't forget to get a good ring made of real diamond." He grinned before appearing next to Naruto. "The boon is that you can call my name and I'll help you once." He then appeared in between Sakura's chest. "And the blessings simple."

They blinked as he covered them in pink dust.

"I made your boyfriends cock massive for the bed and you to never have menopause and have a billion babies." He laughed as Sakura growled in rage. 'Oh no.'

BONK!

CRACK!

"GAH! MY SKULL!" He screamed as black blood ran down his robes.

"GET OUT OF HERE"! Fumed Sakura with her fist steaming.

Omni got out from the chest while making a portal. "Ow….my head." 'I'm doing Ino next, for my health's sake.'

The portal vanished as the blood remained on Sakura's chest and turned the dress into a blackish red color on contact.

"Um…...can someone explain what I just saw?" Naruto asked.

She let out a deep sigh. "Let's just say he's someone who helped me, even if he was a major pain in the ass."

He blinked. 'Weird.'

'If I ever see him again I'll end him.' Sakura thought before giving Naruto a kiss on the lips. "So want to tell lady Tsunade the good news? Or do you want to meet my folks first?"

He blushed and tugged at his collar. "Uh, maybe tell granny?"

She nodded before running off with Naruto's hand still clutched to her own. "Ok Naruto-kun."

'I can't believe this is happening.' He thought with a blush as a black portal appeared and Yui looked out from it with a list titled Sakura hit list in his hands.

'Huh, I guess this one gets a pass. Although I wish Omni would cut back on the chest size to an extent, this isn't Eiken Club.'