Khum's Oingo and Thoth's Boingo - Jotaro? No Its...!
With how fast Polnareff was driving it took the group only about an hour to arrive at the nearest town. They immediately checked all the injured into the hospital.
Hanabi was right when she said her wounds weren't that bad, she didn't even need stitches. She smiled at the doctor as she put on her new shirt. The doctor gave her some antibiotics to prevent infection and bandaged her up.
Hanabi gave a small thanks to the doctor as she walked out of the room. Jotaro was waiting outside leaning against the wall as she exited.
"I'm all good Jotaro," Hanabi smiled.
Jotaro stood up straight and walked over to Hanabi, "You did a good job. Distracting that Stand and treating Kakyoin and Avdol."
Hanabi smiled at the compliment as her cheeks turned slightly red, "I-It was nothing."
Jotaro put both his hands on Hanabi's shoulder making her gasp lightly. She looked up at him as his face got closer to hers.
Hanabi's whole face turned red as Jotaro's forehead touched hers. He stared into Hanabi's eyes intently, and she felt like she was about to pass out. Luckily Jotaro pulled away before she did.
"Let's go," Jotaro said
Hanabi shook off the embarrassment as the color faded from her face and followed Jotaro out the hospital.
Polnareff, Hanabi, Jotaro, and Joseph were now walking around town getting a feel for the area as they waited for the update on the conditions of their friends.
"How are those two doing?" Polnareff asked smoking a cigarette.
"It just as Hanabi said Avdol's neck wound didn't hit anything vital, so he'll be released tomorrow. But Kakyoin's injuries are serious," Joseph explained
"I'm worried," Polnareff said
"Sadly, Kakyoin, might be out of action for the rest of this trip," Jotaro stated
"By the way, Hanabi how are you feeling?" Joseph asked
"A little sore, but other than that I'm fine," Hanabi reassured
"You did really well yesterday Hanabi. I'm impressed," Joseph complimented
"Thank you very much, Mr. Joestar. Although there's always room for improvement. Next time I'm not going to let my guard down until I know the Stand user is out of commission," Hanabi spoke with a determined face.
"Hey, there are a lot of cafes around here. Let's get a drink and relax," Polnareff said
"Great idea. Which one?" Joseph asked
Polnareff took the cigarette out of his mouth and flicked it forwards. It landed on the ground pointing at a cafe called MAXIM.
"My cigarette picked that one."
The group walked in and took some seats at a table.
A tall man, with just as tall hair, walked up ready to take their orders.
"Welcome, what would you like?"
"Let's see," Polnareff stared at the menu. "I'd like some black tea."
"I haven't had that in a while. I'll have one too," Hanabi said
"Same," Jotaro said
"All right. Four black teas then?" Oingo said before walking away.
"No, we'd better not," Joseph spoke up making Oingo freeze, "Listen. We're in Egypt, which is enemy territory. More enemies are lurking around us than ever before, and we don't know when they'll attack. We have to be more careful than we've ever been when it comes to poison. From now on, only drink from bottles or cans."
"What? Are you serious?" Polnareff questioned
"I am serious. Hey, forget the black tea. We're going to have cola instead," Joseph said
"Cola?!" Oingo exclaimed
"Yeah. Something wrong with that?" Jotaro asked
"N-No. Okay. Cola, right? So four colas, then," Oingo stuttered
"Oh, and we'll take the caps off at the table ourselves. Also, I want the third, fourth, fifth, and sixth colas from the right," Joseph declared
While Oingo was getting the drinks a man stood up in his seat holding up a soda.
"Hey, manager! This cola isn't cold at all. Your shop serves warm cola? I'm not gonna pay you jackass!"
"Hey, are the colas not cold?" Joseph exclaimed
"Th-The refrigerator is broken," Oingo responded
"You're being too paranoid. Even if that guy were our enemy, and if he were really trying to poison us….How would he know that we'd come here? This city has all these cafes, and I happen to choose this one. If there were only one cafe, maybe, but there are plenty," Polnareff affirmed
"I'm just saying that being careful can't hurt," Joseph replied
"If you're that concerned, then let's change cafes. Well go to the one across the street," Polnareff said
"Alright," Joseph said
The four looked out to the cafe across the street and saw that it was on fire.
"My cafe is on fire!"
"A spark from a cigarette some jackass left in the road got into the trash!"
"Hey, Manager, we'll take four black teas after all," Joseph said
The group sat back down at their table and their tea was quickly served.
"Man, to throw a lit cigarette in the trash…..This world sure had some real jerks in it," Polnareff said
"Wait...he seriously doesn't know it was his fault?" Hanabi thought
Hanabi lifted her cup to drink but before the liquid could even touch her lips a woman's scream caught her off guard her.
"This dog ate my cake!"
The group all spit out their tea in surprise of the Boston Terriers actions.
"Iggy!"
The woman that Iggy stole food from started to throw dishes at him, but he easily dodged them running out of the cafe followed by the group.
"Damn it, Iggy!" Joseph yelled
"Stop you shitty dog!" Polnareff yelled
The group ended up losing Iggy. Jotaro said he was gonna go walk to the hospital to see Kakyoin and Avdol. Polnareff and Joseph decided to get some supplies while Hanabi did the same thing getting more medical supplies.
Hanabi told Polnareff and Joseph that she would meet them back at the car when she was done, so they could all go back to the hospital together.
After searching for a shop Hanabi was only able to find minor supplies like bandages and rubbing alcohol but it would have to do for now until they reached a bigger town.
As Hanabi walked up to the car she noticed someone at the car, someone she didn't recognize. Whoever it was they were halfway into the car, so Hanabi could only see the lower half of their body.
"Hey! What are you doing in that car?!" Hanabi yelled
The person froze as they heard Hanabi's voice.
"I know you can hear me! What are you doing?!" She called out.
She ran towards to the car and stopped right behind the person. The person slowly pulled themselves out the car and faced Hanabi.
"J-Jotaro?" Hanabi questioned, surprise clear on her face.
"Yeah, it's me, Jotaro," Oingo said
Hanabi jumped back from Oingo eyes wide, "I don't know who the hell you are but you're not Jotaro!" She yelled pointing at Oingo.
Oingo instantly started panicking waving his arms, "N-No! It is me! Jotaro Kujo!"
"I know Jotaro and you're not him!" Hanabi yelled
Oingo continued to freak out more wondering how this girl knew instantly that he wasn't Jotaro. That's when he remembers a prediction his brother made involving the girl and Jotaro. But since he now looked like Jotaro that meant...
"Hey! Hanabi!"
Hanabi turned her head to see Polnareff and Joseph walking around the corner. She was about to yell out to them pointing out the obvious Stand user when her face was grabbed and the fake Jotaro locked lips with her.
Hanabi's face turned red as steam left her ears. Just like with Hol Horse Hanabi's eyes rolled into the back of her head, and she passed out in the impostor's arms.
Oingo let out a sigh of relief and wiped some sweat off his forehead. This was the prediction his brother had made, "A kiss from Jotaro would cause her to faint," but it turns out the "Jotaro" in this prediction was actually Oingo in disguise.
Polnareff and Joseph approached the two carrying some bags.
"Jotaro? What happened to Hanabi?" Joseph asked
Polnareff snickered and slid up next to Oingo, "Something embarrassing right that's why she passed out. Did you see her panties?"
Polnareff continued to snicker until Joseph hit him on the back of his head. "Ow!" Polnareff rubbed his head, "Jotaro, didn't you say you were going straight to the hospital."
"Huh? Um, uh….Yeah. I left something in the car, so I came back for it. My wallet. It was my wallet, yeah. Yare yare daze," Oingo copied Jotaro's signature saying.
"Jotaro, what happened to your school jacket?" Joseph questioned
"S-School jacket?" Oingo asked
Polnareff grabbed Oingo's jacket, "That's really not a good look on you."
"Oh, right clothes….I-It's at the cleaners! I took it to the cleaners, and didn't have money," Oingo said
"Huh? I see…." Polnareff walked to driver's door, "Then hurry up and get in the car with Hanabi. We're going."
"Nah, a-actually, I think I'm going to walk….," Oingo stuttered trying to walk away.
"What the hell are you talking about, Jotaro? From here it'll be a lot faster to take the car," Polnareff pushed Oingo into the car with Hanabi.
Throughout the car ride, Oingo was freaking out in fear of being found out and in fear of the orange shaped bomb he had hidden. As he tried to get rid of the orange by tossing it out the window, Iggy came back jumping in the car window with the orange in his mouth. Iggy sat in Hanabi's lap making the girl stir which in turn made Oingo freak out even more. If Hanabi woke up he'd be in trouble for sure, she'd rat him out quickly to Polnareff and Joseph.
Once the hospital was in sight Oingo faked a severe stomach ache and got Polnareff to pull the car over. He ran out the car not realizing Polnareff had thrown out the orange shaped bomb.
Hanabi woke up when she heard an explosion go off.
"W-What-Jotaro!" Hanabi shouted sitting up.
"Hanabi you're up," Joseph said as Polnareff pulled up to the hospital.
"You passed out. Hehe did we miss an upskirt moment?" Polnareff snickered
Hanabi's cheeks turned pink, but then she remembered what happened, that fake Jotaro had kissed her.
"Mr. Joestar! Polnareff! Jotaro he's-!"
Hanabi stopped mid-sentence when she saw Jotaro standing outside the car.
"J-Jotaro!" Hanabi yelled running out of the car.
Jotaro looked down at Hanabi, "Hmmm? Hanabi?"
"JoJo it's you!" Hanabi said jumping onto Jotaro and hugging him.
Polnareff and Joseph just watched the exchange eyebrows raised in confusion.