Crazy trouble with love part 6

Jaune and Ruby part 2

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"Jaune. I'm pregnant." Ruby said with a blush while looking at team JNPR and holding a positive pregnancy test in her left hand.

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"...oh god." Jaune said while falling back on his chair and landed on his back in shock and horror.

Ruby blushed. "And….um...it's yours."

"Wow Jaune, I knew you liked her, but you work fast!" commented Nora. "Who knew you two went at it already."

"B-But we used protection!" Jaune yelled out.

"I forgot to take the pill." Ruby blushed as Pyrrha groaned. "Sorry."

"Jaune?" spoke Ren.

"Yes Ren?"

"Normally I don't pry, but….just WHEN did you two...get that far?"

Ruby looked away. "On the third date. I kinda….walked in on him getting changed from the pool and...he's just hot ok!" She blushed crimson red.

"For shame Ruby, for shame." Nora shook her head. "If you were gonna jump his bones, I would have offered tips!"

"Nora." Ren deadpanned.

"Ruby." Pyrrha said while putting a hand on Ruby's shoulder. "Did you tell Yang about this?"

"Yes and she's still pissed off." She blushed. "But…."

"But what?"

"...ItolddadanduncleQrow!" She said all at once.

"Ugh…" Jaune fell on the floor and passed out.

"Oh boy." sighed Ren. "I'll start getting his will set up."

"I'll get the hammer." Nora grinned.

"No leg breaking."

"Aw!"

(A few hours later)

A small crow flew up to the window and looked inside to find Jaune still passed out on the bed as Nora tried hitting him with a fish.

"Wake up! You need to wake up Jaunny!"

"Nora, that's not gonna help." sweatdropped Pyrrha.

"Well I was hoping to get him up from the smell."

Ren pinched his nose at that as the crow landed on the bed.

"Caw."

They looked at it while Jaune started to slowly wake up.

"Caw caw." It said again as Jaune opened his eyes.

"Hey Ren, can we keep it?" Nora asked.

"No." he replied before Jaune turned to it while the bird tilted it's head.

"Um….Why is there a crow here?" Jaune asked Pyrrha.

"It flew in here."

"Oh." He said before saying. "I had a strange dream where Ruby told me she was pregnant. Like that's ever going to happen."

"Actually what really happened was you took her right there and went at it with the whole school watching." smiled Nora.

He paled as the crow cawed again and changed into a very familiar man.

"Did I just hear that right you little punk?" Asked the man while looking very vivid. "You knocked up my niece!?"

'Oh crap it's Ruby's uncle!' "H-Hi Q-Qrow-"

"Shut the fuck up!" he snapped before picking him up by the front of his armor. "When I heard the news I was livid, but to humiliate her in front of the whole student body? Forget Taiyang, I'm gonna rip you a new asshole before he gets his hands on you."

"B-But she-"

Qrow growled before throwing him against the wall and took out his scythe. "DIE!"

He went wide eyed as Pyrrha stopped the weapon with her semblance.

"Run Jaune!"

Jaune jumped up and bolted out of the room with a pale face.

"Get back here you bastard!"

(With Jaune)

He ran faster and faster while fearing for his life. 'Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck!'

That was when he turned a corner and saw a patch of blonde in the distance. "Yang save me!"

But it wasn't Yang, not by a long shot.

"Huh?" Spoke a man with a scruff of beard on his face.

'AHHHH!' he thought stopping and paling even more. 'Ruby's dad!'

Taiyang glared at him before saying. "So you're the one that made my baby girl pregnant? You little bastard!"

"B-But um….it was an accident." Jaune said in fear.

"Oh yeah? Well it's gonna be an 'accident' when I bust your jaw!" He growled before punching his palm.

He paled while running the other direction. "AHHH!"

"Get back here!"

(Later)

Jaune panted while hiding in the one place they would NEVER enter in a million years.

The girls locker room. More specifically one of the girls shower stalls.

'Ok, just stay calm, if I hide out long enough they'll give up, go home, and maybe calm down a bit.' He sighed while someone opened the curtains.

"Eep!" Ruby jumped in shock. "Jaune! What are you doing in here?!"

"R-Ruby?!" he blushed while quickly pulling her in and closed the curtains. "Don't scream!"

She blushed since she was wearing only a red towel. "Um….I'm not going to." 'What's up with him?'

"Ruby, hide me!"

"Why?"

"Your dad and uncle are here and want my head on a pike!"

"Oh no."

"And I don't want to die!"

"I don't want that either." She said while letting go of the towel as footsteps were heard. "But please be quiet."

Jaune blushed before averting his eyes, only for the curtains to move as he saw Yang's face.

"Ruby, dad wants to...JAUNE?! Get out of there!" she yelled before seeing their position and growled. "Are you two trying to do THAT in here?!"

"No!" Both said with red faces.

"Jaune's just hiding here and…." she looked at herself and blushed. "Oops! I forgot I was taking a shower, sorry Yang."

She growled at that. "Jaune, get the hell out, or I'll make sure you walk the rest of your life with a limp!"

He paled before running off, but not before giving Ruby a kiss on the cheek.

She gushed at that while feeling a little sick. "Ugh...my gut."

"Ruby, I know I don't usually say this, but you should really consider what you're gonna do. I mean, how are you gonna raise a baby AND keep taking classes here at Beacon?"

"Um….I'll take an apprenticeship here?" She said while puking a little.

"I'm serious Ruby, trying to do both isn't easy, heck it's near impossible. I think...maybe...you should consider picking one of the two."

Ruby looked down before saying. "Let me think on this."

(Later)

Blake sighed as Jaune hid under her bed. "Get out Jaune."

"No!"

"Come out. You'll get hairballs and dust balls if you stay there."

"With those evil parents out there?! No!" he shivered. "Dealing with an angry Yang is bad, but a pissed off dad and uncle? They'll skin me alive!"

"They won't skin you alive Jaune." She sighed. "They would just rip off your sword."

He paled. "Ahhh! No! I'm not getting out!"

"Then how are you going to provide for the baby and Ruby? You know that Ruby is going to have a hard time with this."

"I'll just hide here till they leave, then that'll give me plenty of time to see if they won't hunt me down when we graduate."

Blake deadpanned before looking down. "I mean for right now With Ruby and her child, not with the parents."

"But she's not showing that much, plus I don't know the first thing about parenting."

"Then learn." She deadpanned. "Or are you into abortion?"

"Fuck no!"

"Then get out of the bed, confront them, don't show fear, and act like a man Jaune Arc."

"Easy for you to say, you and Sun don't gotta deal with this right now."

She looked away. "Not exactly."

"Wait...you mean…"

"Yes, and I have six." She frowned. "But I haven't told him yet because I don't want him to run into you and get hurt as well."

"WHERE ARE YOU?!" Yelled two voices from outside the room.

Jaune paled and ducked under deeper as the door opened up.

"Where is that bastard?!" Qrow growled.

"He left." Blake said. "And he said that he wanted to talk to you two about the baby."

"What?!"

"Calm down Qrow."

"Shut the fuck up Tai!"

Blake deadpanned. "He also said that he is willing to do an abortion if Ruby agrees. That and he doesn't want to die like a coward by you two."

"Well him running is showing his real colors more and more! If you see him, tell him to come out and act like a real man or we'll have to fix his attitude."

She sighed before seeing them leave. "Jaune, you might want to be a man now, for your sake."

Jaune popped his head out. "You said I was willing to do an abortion?!"

"It was either that or pulling you out."

"But my family HATES abortion!"

"Then get out and go a face them."

"But...I can't do it unless I got Ruby beside me."

"I'll call her, you just get ready." Blake said while putting her book down. "And you owe me big time for this."

(Some hours later)

-RWBY's room-

Jaune gulped while looking at his feet with Ruby right next to him and Taiyang and Qrow on the other side of the room. 'This feels like a war zone!'

"So Ruby, have you been feeling ok?" asked Taiyang.

"Yes dad." She said while holding Jaune's hand. "I'm not puking that much."

"Do you need any medicine? Anything to eat or drink?"

"I'm good." She smiled. "But can you not hurt my boyfriend, I know he ran but you did try to kill him."

"Ruby." Qrow deadpanned. "He knocked you up."

"Yes, but I told you I forgot the pill." She sighed. "And I didn't know that I was being watched, it just happened."

Jaune gulped while looking around the room. 'Just calm down and relax!'

"So dad." Ruby said. "Can you not hurt Jaune?"

"No promises."

"Please?" She asked again. "I promise to hurt him for you if he does run."

"Do that and your allowance is raised." Qrow smirked.

'Oh come on!'

Ruby smiled at that before puking on the ground. "Ugh, ok no more cookies with pasta mix for me."

That made all of them turn green at the image.

"So Jaune." She groaned. "Do you want to keep the baby or…."

"Keep it." He frowned. "Sorry if I sound rude, but my family hates abortions and to do that on a child...it's just disgusting and wrong." He hugged her tightly. "But I promise to try and be a good father for the baby Ruby."

"Damn right you will." spoke Qrow crossing his arms. "But this is pretty big Ruby, you'll have to take time off school when you really get plump, meaning you're gonna need to pull your end just to keep from flunking."

"I know." Ruby said looking down. "But...I want to be like mom. Strong and a good mom. So….." she looked at Jaune and kissed him on the forehead. "Take care of us Jaune, or I'll cut you up."

"That makes two of us." muttered Qrow before taking a swig from his flask.

Taiyang sighed before looking at Jaune. "Kid, if you hurt my daughter I'll end you, but other then that I expect a ring on her finger by the end of the year."

"Wait, you mean marriage!?"

"Well duh." Taiyang deadpanned. "And trust me, Summer was younger then me when we married."

"After you had a threesome with my sister!" Qrow growling in renewed rage.

"That was years ago!"

"Well I'm still pissed at that you bastard!"

"Can you NOT bring it up in front of the kids!"

"Screw you Tai!"

Jaune gulped as Ruby whispered into his ear.

"Jaune, I'm in the mood again." She giggled. "So let's 'get some milk and cookies'."

'Again?!'

(Many years later)

"And that's how I met your mom." Spoke an older Jaune with a mustache as he held a small girl with blond hair and blue eyes on his lap.

"But dad, what happened after the cookie factory?"

He chuckled. "Joan, why don't you go look out for your baby brother?"

"Aw! But Jove is so loud!"

"He's only two you know." he set her down. "Now go on and make sure he's ok."

Joan sighed before walking off as Jaune sighed.

"Having problems?" Spoke an older Ruby with a wider ass, a large cup size, and wearing a more dress like version of her normal outfit.

"None at all dear."

She chuckled before sitting on his lap. "Good, because I was worried our little flower would've been bored by your story telling."

"Hey, I tell pretty good stories, thank you very much."

"Like the time you babysat Blake's kids and almost got attacked by a horny Kali?"

"That was one time!"

Ruby chuckled at that before kissing him. "I'm ready for another 'batch of cookies' dear."

"Yeesh, at this rate we're gonna have to deal with another kid."

"Is that a problem?" She asked with a pout.

'Ah! Not the puppy dog eyes!' he thought before closing his eyes. "Not this time Ruby."

She pouted while looking sad. "Aw!"

He chuckled while giving her earlobe a nip. "But I'll still do it with you."

She hummed at that as Joan looked from the stairs.

'Ew! Cooties!'