Crazy trouble with love part 6
Hina and Luffy
Series: One Piece
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"Fire, fire the cannons!" Shouted a pink haired marine captain as her ship chased after the thousand Sunny. "Hina wants those pirates captured!"
"Yes ma'am!" Yelled another marine as the other men rushed to fire as many cannons as they could to the ship that was getting farther and farther away.
"Faster, we have to catch them!" She shouted with a frown. "They insulted Hina, Hina will bring them in!"
"Our hull was damaged captain, we aren't fast enough to catch them." Spoke one soldier while Hina took her cigarette and gripped it while looking annoyed. "Fix the hull, Hina will be in her cabin, Jango, Fullbody, clean the deck." She ordered as she turned away and made her way to her cabin.
"Yes ma'am!" They saluted while moving to get the mops while feeling bad for their captain.
"You know Fullbody, the captain has it pretty rough, this is the second time those damn strawhats have escaped us, it isn't fair." Jango said as they mopped the deck.
"You're telling me, I'm still waiting to get back at their cook." He frowned while cleaning the railing.
"And I'm waiting to get back at Straw hat for defeating my old captain." Jango said with a frown.
"Right now all we can do is keep doing what we're told and hope they slip up, they can't hide forever." Spoke Fullbody while Jango glanced at the wanted posters set up on the deck.
"Yeah...though in the meantime Hina is going to be pissed, we could try to help her, but she keeps refusing our expressions of love." He sighed with a frown.
"Unless we get a vacation she won't accept anyone's expressions." Remarked Fullbody while Jango rubbed his chin while looking at the posters.
"Yeah, but...if she didn't have to worry about that crew, she just might have time for that." He said as he began to get an idea.
"Good luck, once she gets her mind on something it's nearly impossible to deter her." Fullbody said as he kept mopping.
"I might have an idea, what if I tried hypnotizing her to be so determined to get the strawhats that it would boost her power and abilities? I use to do it with my own crew and it worked, but they still got defeated by that damn bounty hunter." He grumbled as he brought out his chakra on a string. "I know I promised not to use it on my allies...but I think we can make an exception, right?"
Fullbody looked at him in shock. "Are you serious? Do you know what she'll do if she finds out? You'll get sent to be executed before you can blink!"
"I know, I know, but it'll be for her own good! Besides, I'll just erase her memory of me hypnotizing her, that way she'll never know!" He said with a grin, "I'm just gonna help boost her need to capture them and that in turn will help keep the rest of the ship going as fast as they can, so it's like killing two birds with one stone."
"Well, you do make a good point..alright, let's do it, do you need anything for the hypnosis, like a picture or something?" Fullbody asked as he grabbed Luffy's wanted poster.
"Just make sure no one walks in when I do it." He whispered before he and Fullbody headed on down deck and towards Hina's bedroom.
"Alright, take this to show her." He said as he handed Jango Luffy's wanted poster. "Just make sure you don't mess up, or it'll be both of our heads."
"Relax, this time I'm not gonna mess up." He said as he reached out and grabbed the doorknob before opening the door as Fullbody looked around nervously. He looked in and saw Hina was busy smoking a cigarette with several of them in an ashtray next to her and was glaring at a wall of several wanted posters on it. He gulped before entering as Fullbody stayed outside and closed the door. "Um, Captain Hina?"
"What is it?" She frowned glancing over her shoulder as he hid the chakra behind his back. "Hina thought she told you to clean the deck."
"Yes, well...there's something I want you to see, is it ok if I show it to you?" He said cautiously as she frowned at him.
"Unless it's straw hat and his crew in chains, Hina doesn't want to be bothered."
"Well, it is related to straw hat." He said as he brought his chakra out from behind his back and began to swing it back and forth. "Keep your eyes on the chakra."
"Why would Hina...do….that…" She said as she watched the chakra as she began to fall into a trance.
"When I say the word jango, you will be filled with an unwavering dedication to making sure the strawhats are captured, especially their captain strawhat Luffy."
"Hina will capture Luffy...he will be Hina's…" She muttered as her eyes followed the chakra.
"One...two...Jango!" He spoke moving the chakra out of her way while standing back. "So, captain Hina...how are you feeling?" He asked as she blinked a bit. 'Please don't remember me hypnotizing you!'
"Hina...feels like she needs to stop sitting around and get to work." She spoke sitting up and turning around while Fullbody stood at attention. "Both of you tell the others we're picking up the pace, those strawhats aren't gonna spend one more day on a ship unless it's ours and in chains!"
"Yes captain Hina!" He said with a grin as he and Jango ran off. "Jango, it worked! And you didn't fuck it up!"
"See? I told you so." He smirked while they reached the deck. "Alright guys! The captain says we have to kick it into high gear!"
"We're not stopping until we catch them!" Spoke Fullbody.
"Alright, all hands on deck, speed up the repairs!" Shouted one marine.
"This is the best idea we've ever had." Grinned Jango as he and Fullbody got to work.
(Later)
Luffy and his crew were relaxing on the thousand sunny. "Hey, Nami, when are we getting to the next island?" He called as he ate a piece of meat.
"It should be in the next day or so, maybe half if the tides keep working with us." She said as she looked at a map. "According to this it's called lovers island, a hotspot for married couples and people on their honeymoons, basically anyone in love." She said as Sanji's eyes widened.
'Married couples and honeymoon? Oh that'd be perfect for me and Nami-swan! Or even me and Robin-chwan!'
"Eh? Sounds boring...do they have meat?" Luffy asked as he chewed on his food before a cannonball exploded right next to their ship.
"We're under attack!" Cried out Usopp.
"Who is it?" Chopper cried as Franky looked and saw the marine ship they had encountered earlier that day.
"I think it's the same marines from earlier." He called down before more cannonballs rocked the ship.
"Eh? I thought we already beat them?" Luffy asked in confusion as the ship got closer.
"Looks like they still got steam." Spoke Zoro cracking his neck.
"STRAWHAT!" They heard someone cry the the marine ship.
"Wow, someone's really pissed at you Luffy." Sanji said as he lit a cigarette.
"That was so loud my ears fell off. Oh wait, I don't have any ears, yohohohoho!" Laughed Brook.
"Well, get ready, they'll be close enough to board us soon." Nami said with a frown.
On her ship Hina took a long drag of her cigarette while the ship was nearing the side of the sunny. "Prepare to board, Hina wants strawhat in front of Hina yesterday." She ordered as she looked over the ship before she saw Luffy.
"Yes ma'am!" Chorused the marines while rushing to get their rifles.
'Soon, soon Hina will have Strawhat.' She thought as she kept looking at him.
"Usopp! Fire back at them!" Ordered Nami.
"You got it!" he shouted as he brought out his slingshot.
"Charge!" Shouted Jango as the marines started to jump onto their ship as Hina began to slowly approach them.
The men roared out with Usopp trying to knock them off with his ammo as the others went with the more physical approach. Zoro used his swords to knock them back into their ship as Sanji kicked them away before spotting Hina. His eyes widened with hearts appearing while she kept walking without losing her cool expression. "A lovely mademoiselle! She came back to see me!" He cried happily as he kicked another marine away.
Hina took a drag from her cigarette while looking annoyed when Sanji blocked her path. "Get out of Hina's way."
"Mademoiselle, may I interest you in a drink or a snack?" He asked with hearts in his eyes.
"What Hina wants is Strawhat, so give him up and surrender."
"Sanji, stop messing around and get back to fighting!" Nami shouted in annoyance.
He blinked and shook his head before gaining a serious look. "Sorry miss, but we didn't come all this way just to roll over and show our bellies."
"Then Hina will deal with you and get to Strawhat." She said with a frown as she raised her arms and started to activate her powers. Two long black poles shot out and extended before she swung them down towards him.
Sanji quickly kicked back and saw an iron shackle form when they passed through a couple of barrels. "So you can form shackles, huh?"
"Hina ate the ori ori fruit, so Hina shall restrain you before getting Strawhat."
"Sorry mademoiselle, but even I know when it's a bad idea to turn my back on the captain." He said as he raised his leg. "This will be difficult, for I could never strike a woman, but I must stop you." He said as she glared at him.
"Give Hina Strawhat, now!" She growled before running at him and swung the bars from both sides towards his legs. He tried to back up, but the bars hit his feet right before he could get out of the way. "You are under arrest." She said before turning to Luffy.
Said pirate swung his fists out and knocked two marines overboard as they hit the water making him chuckle. "Man, you guys are fun to fight, though I wish you could have lasted longer." He said as Hina began to approach them.
"Strawhat Luffy."
"Eh?" He said as he turned around to see her looking at him. "What do you want?"
"You're coming with me, now."
"Eh? Why, I like it here?" He asked in confusion. "Why would I go with you?"
"Because you're a wanted pirate." She replied coolly before running at him with her arm stretched out to the side.
"Luffy don't let her touch you!" Sanji yelled out.
"Ok!" he cried as he jumped back as his arm began to fly back. "Gomu Gomu no Pistol!"
Hina went wide eyed as it came back, but smirked when it actually went through her with Luffy seeing the hand and arm that went through get covered in iron before reeling it to the side as it came back and saw his whole arm was covered in it.
"Eh? What just happened?!" He asked in shock as he looked at the metal.
"You touched Hina, so you were restrained." She remarked cooly before walking towards him while he tried shaking the iron off. "Now then, you are coming with Hina." She said as she reached towards him.
"No way!" He spoke jumping back and grabbing the railing before his arm stretched him down the side of the boat before launching him up into the air as he stretched out his right leg and swung it towards her. "Gomu Gomu no Whip!"
"Do you forget how this will go down?" She asked with a grin as his leg made contact with her. The second it touched her it went through her, getting covered in a metal shackle.
"Eh?!" He spoke as his leg came back and looked at the iron with a frown. "Stop doing that, let me punch you!"
"Luffy, stop hitting her!" Nami shouted.
"But I gotta do something!" He spoke while looking around and spotted a crate before running towards it.
"Give up straw hat, Hina will have you." She said with a frown.
"No you won't." He replied before he picked the crate up and threw it at her.
'Oh shit!' She thought before it hit her, knocking her back and onto her ship. "Hina will make you pay for that."
"Captain! The ship!" Called one marine before getting knocked off by Franky with said marine ship currently on fire.
"Stop the fire! We can't let it get to the gunpowder!" Cried one marine as the fire began to spread even more.
"Hina doesn't care! Hina just want the strawhats!" She spoke before seeing a thundercloud appear over her making her blink. "Huh?"
"Thunderbolt Tempo!" Nami cried before a lightning bolt hit the pink haired marine. "Let's get out of here, their boat could go off at any second!"
"I'm on it!" Spoke Franky getting behind the wheel and started steering the ship as any marines rushed back with Jango and Fullbody ran over and had to drag Hina back on with the captain looking frazzled.
"Oh man, that wasn't good, the captain took a lot of lightning in that blast, I hope she's ok." Jango said as some of the crew tried to put out the fire.
"Yeah, I really hope that bitch didn't fry her brain or something." Fullbody said as they took her to her cabin.
"Straw...hat…" Groaned the woman before shaking her head and saw the sunny getting away before standing up. "After them!"
"We can't captain, we're currently on fire!" Jango said as a small explosion went off. "We need to repair the ship."
"Hina doesn't care about that! Hina wants strawhat Luffy!"
"But we could sink!" Fullbody said as she just glared at him.
"STRAWHAT! NOW!"
He paled and gulped while nodding as he and Jango rushed to get the fire put out. "I think we messed up a bit." He whispered to the hypnotist as they poured water on the fire.
"Relax, this was just one time, give it time and she'll be fine."
"Alright...unless that lightning scrambled her brain." Chuckled Fullbody.
With Hina she had to throw her cigarette overboard while crossing her arms and watched the sunny get farther and farther away. "How dare he get away, no one refuses Hina...no one…" She muttered as she blushed a bit. "Hina will get you Luffy, Hina swears it."
(Later)
"Captain, I see land, we should be there within the hour." Said one marine as he pointed at an island. "I believe the strawhats are already there."
"Good, get us there as fast as possible, we're not letting them get away again." She said with a grin. "Which island are they at exactly?" She asked curiously.
"It's called lovers island, it's famous for being a spot where couples and people on their honeymoons go to spend it together."
"Hmm...a perfect place to get him." She muttered with a small smile as they got closer. "He will be Hina's."
On said island the crew were currently walking down a street while the place was filled with stuff you'd expect on valentine's day.
"Ugh, this place is way too lovey dovey for me, why couldn't I have stayed on the ship?" Zoro groaned.
"Because I need someone to carry my bags." Nami said with a grin.
"Besides, it looks like we'll get a chance to breathe a sigh of relief." Smiled Robin while Usopp, Chopper, and Franky had grabbed some special drinks with Brook wearing a t-shirt from the gift shop.
"I want meat! All there is is chocolate here!" Luffy groaned.
"Don't cause a scene Luffy, just relax, it'll be nice to be on an island without anyone hunting us down." Usopp said with a grin.
"Plus these smoothies are yummy!" Smiled Chopper drinking his with eager since the sugar was hitting him.
"Slow down Chopper, we don't want you to get a sugar high." Chuckled Robin.
"Sorry, but they're so good!" He cried with a smile as he drank it.
"Well, at least this beats getting chased by that crazy marine, right Luffy? I think she had a thing for you, she kept saying she wanted you." Chuckled Franky.
"Huh? Wanted me?" He looked confused.
"You know, she wanted you and you alone?" Brook laughed as Luffy kept looking at them in confusion. "I imagine she would have taken you here and to one of the chapels."
"Damn it!" Growled Sanji with flames around him and a clenched hand. "Even when we're being chased you someone caught the eye of a beautiful marine captain."
"I did? But she still had both of them."
"Sometimes I think your brain also turned to rubber." Nami groaned as she shook her head.
"Let's find some place to crash, I'm beat." Yawned Zoro with boredom.
"Then head back to the ship moss head." Grumbled Sanji with a frown.
"Maybe we should split up, that way we can do what we want." Robin suggested.
"We can meet back up in the middle when it gets late and find an inn." Suggested Franky. "I wanna see what kind of stuff they have at the market, maybe I'll find something SUPER!"
"I want more smoothies!" Chopper said happily.
"Alright, though don't wander too close to the stores, some couple might accidentally buy you as a gift." Robin chuckled jokingly. "I'm going to see if they have a library."
"Me and Brook are gonna see if they have any stuff we need." Spoke Usopp.
"I'm going to head back to the ship." Zoro said with a frown.
"I'm going to go find a mademoiselle to accompany here!" Sanji cried with a smile.
"I'm gonna find some meat!" Spoke Luffy with his tongue hanging out.
"I'm going shopping!" Nami said with a grin. "Meet back at the ship at sundown."
"Meat!" Luffy cried as he ran away. He looked around at the pink, red, white, and even purple buildings and spots while seeing nothing but happy couples or people with sweet treats. "Damn it, why is there no meat?" He groaned, unaware that a certain pink headed marine had spotted him.
"There he is." She smirked while looking back at the marines. "All of you go out, the other strawhats split up and won't see us coming."
"Yes captain!" They all shouted with a salute before leaving her alone with Jango and Fullbody.
"Did Hina not make herself clear? Go and get the other strawhats." She said with a frown.
"But captain, shouldn't we come as back up?" Suggested Jango.
"No, Hina can do this on her own." She said with a frown. "Now go."
"But captain-" started Fullbody.
"Go!" She shouted angrily. "Or else!"
"Y-Yes captain!" They said nervously before running away.
She huffed and looked back to see Luffy still going down the mainstreet and followed while licking her lips. "Soon you will be Hina's Luffy, all Hina's."
"Meat, meat, meeaattt….where is it?" Groaned Luffy. He felt his stomach growl and sighed before the scent of grilled meat hit his nose. "Meat?" He said as his head perked up as he looked around hungrily. Where had that delicious scent come from?
"Come and get your fresh lovers grilled meat!" called a man at a stand with a grill which had numerous slabs of meat cooking on it in the shape of hearts. "Guaranteed to fill you and your special other up in no time!"
"Give me one of them!" Luffy cried as he ran to the grill.
"Of course, but where's your lover? I can only sell to lovers." The owner said as he kept cooking.
"I love meat though!" He spoke while not seeing Hina walking directly up behind him. "Give me meat! Meat, meat, meat!"
"Sorry pal, lovers only...unless the woman behind you is your wife or lover you're not getting any."
"Huh?" He blinked before turning to see Hina and went wide eyed. "I know you!"
"Yes you do, and you're Hina's now~." She said as she reached towards him.
He jumped away from her and tried taking a ready stance before remembering his arm was covered and frowned while remembering Nami's earlier words.
"Luffy, remember not to hit that marine again, we weren't able to get the metal off your leg, it broke most of Franky's tools so he'll have to get some at the island, so if you see her again, don't hit her!"
Hina saw Luffy lower his fist and smiled. "Wise choice."
"So...are you two lovers, because if you're not leave, I have customers to deal with."
"Luffy here is Hina's." Spoke the captain making Luffy blink. "So yes."
"Alright then, that'll be twenty Beri for the meat then." He said as he pulled a slab off the grill and put it on a plate.
Hina handed the man the money and grabbed the plate while walking over to a table with Luffy following with a little drool. She sat down with him sitting across from her and smirked. "Hina can tell you're hungry."
"Yeah, thanks!" He said as he grabbed the meat and began to stuff his face.
Hina chuckled while noticing the iron still on him and touched his arm before the covering disappeared into nothing while touching his leg with her shoe before it vanished the same way.
"Eh? Thanks, but why did you do that?" He asked between bites. "Didn't you want to capture me?"
"Hina will, but right now Hina will take some time to enjoy this place." She replied while he finished the last bit of meat. "Feeling better?"
"Yeah, thanks!" He said as he got up to leave only for her to grab his wrist.
"Now where do you think you're going?"
"Uh...I don't know." He replied blankly before she pulled him back down.
"Hina has not had a vacation in years, you are going to go with Hina as she enjoys this island, then Hina will capture you later." She said as she narrowed her eyes. "Understood?"
'Hmm, what would Nami do at a time like this?' He thought as he tried to figure out what his navigator would do. 'She does run away a lot until she's far away enough to use her staff thing...either that or she would try to get some beri..' He thought as he scrunched up his face in concentration.
"Or Hina could always shackle your arms behind your back and you never get to taste any meat ever again." She said with a frown as she saw him pondering what to do. 'He will not escape Hina, he is Hina's!'
"Eh?! No meat?!" He said in shock. "Alright alright!"
"Good, then let's go, there is lots of stuff Hina wants to do." She said as she got up as she wrapped her arms around his arm.
"Like what?" He blinked confused.
"Hina would like to see several of this islands tourist spots, ending at one of these popular chapels." She said with a small blush.
"How long's that gonna take?"
"As long as Hina says so."
"Awww, do we have to? Can't we just eat meat?" He groaned as she started to pull him towards the street.
"No, if you be good Hina will get you some more, but after we're done." She said sternly as she held him tighter. "Now come along, we have a lot to do before the chapel."
"Fine." He groaned. 'If I try to fight I'll just get more of that stuff on me, plus I'm still hungry so maybe I can run after I get some more to eat.' He thought before seeing another stand selling food. "Hey, let's go get some more food!" He said hungrily.
"Not yet." She pulled him past it. "Hina wants to see some of their attractions."
"Really? What's more important and fun than food?" He groaned.
"That." She pointed to a cardboard cutout stand where a couple put their heads through the holes and smiled before getting their picture taken. "Now come on, it'll be free soon."
"Really? This is what we're doing instead of food?" He groaned as she made him stick his head through.
"Yes, now stop complaining." She said with a frown as she stuck her head through too.
"Say cheese." Spoke the man before getting the camera lined up.
"Cheese!" Hina said as she smiled a bit as Luffy smiled as well before the camera went off. They moved their heads out while the man held the photo out to them with Hina smiling wider looking at it and Luffy looking at it blankly.
"What's next?"
"Well, if you two lovebirds are looking for something to do there's a tunnel of love ride a block away." The camera man said as Hina grinned.
"Then that's where we'll go." She spoke while pulling Luffy down the road by the wrist as he followed.
"What's a tunnel of love?" He asked in confusion. "Is it food?"
"Of course not, it's a ride that couples take together."
"Eh? Sounds boring." He groaned as he saw her dragging him towards a large building that looked kind of like a tunnel with boats going in and out of it with couples on it.
"Trust me, Hina will keep it from being boring." She said as she looked at him eagerly as they approached one of the boats on the ride as they got on it. "This is going to be fun~."
Luffy still looked confused as a small railing lowered down to keep them in before it started to move slowly towards the tunnel. "So we just sit here? That seems kind of boring…" he said as it slowly entered the tunnel.
"Trust Hina, it's very fun." She said as she began to scoot closer to him as cutsey pictures of cherubs, hearts and that kind of stuff began to appear in the tunnel as he looked at her in confusion.
'Well if she says so.' He thought while looking around and not noticing her leg touching his or her taking a few breath mints. 'Why'd they make it so dark in here?'
'It's time for Hina to have some fun~.' She thought as she began to wrap her arm around him and slowly turn his head towards hers. She saw him blink confused and licked her lips. "Tell Hina strawhat, have you ever felt like your chest is tight and burning inside?"
"Yeah, during second gear, but Chopper says that's because I'm practically starting a heart attack every time I use the move." He chuckled.
"Hina meant more like something...passionate." she whispered while leaning in near his ear and gave it a slow lick.
"Eh?! Why'd you lick my ear? Are you trying to eat me?" He said in confusion.
"No, but Hina wouldn't mind a taste of something else later." She said as she began to bring her lips towards his. "Now pucker up Strawhat."
"Huh?" He got out before feeling something soft press against his lips. He blinked in confusion. 'What is this, it feels soft...but it doesn't taste like food...what is touching me?'
'Mmm, his lips taste so good.' Hina thought as she scooted even closer to him as she tried to deepen the kiss.
'Wait, is this her? It tastes soft and….minty?' He thought in confusion as he felt something start to push against his lips as well. 'If this is her...what is she doing to me exactly, and why?'
'Oh yes.' Thought Hina rubbing her tongue against Luffy's while holding his head as close as she could in the small space. She kept kissing him as the boat began to approach a pink light with a sign next to it saying 'Smile lovebirds, you're on camera'.
Luffy himself couldn't pull back, but he did push against the lips while trying to lick the appendage in his mouth. 'What is this, it feels soft, is it a tentacle? It keeps pressing against my tongue...is it trying to fight me somehow?'
Hina moaned while a flash went off and the light at the end of the tunnel grew before they wound up exiting it.
Luffy blinked a couple of times as the sudden exposure of light blinded him before he looked forward and saw Hina kissing him. His eyes widened in shock as Hina pulled away as the ride stopped.
"Mmm, your lips taste better than Hina imagined." She said with a smile as she got up before spotting a kiosk ext to the ride selling pictures. "Ooh, let's go get a picture Strawhat-kun."
"Uh...huh….wha…" He got out while she pulled him out and tried getting his mind around what just happened. "W-What uh...um...what just happened?" He said in disbelief as Hina got the picture from the worker."
"This happened Strawhat-kun, we kissed." She said as she showed him the picture.
He looked at it and dropped his jaw all the way to the ground while feeling his face heat up for some reason. "N-Nani?!"
"You were so passionate, you even kissed me back, it was amazing Strawhat-kun, now let's go, we have a lot more to do~." She said with a smile.
He was so shocked he didn't stop her as she dragged him off again while getting his mouth closed. 'Wait, that was kissing? Woah, Shanks said I'd learn when I was older, he was right.'
"Now then, what should we do, what should we do." She said as she looked around before seeing several couples with the girl holding a gift from their boyfriend varying from flowers to stuffed animals. 'Hm, that looks like fun.' She thought before looking at Luffy. "Strawhat-kun, will you get me a gift?"
He shook his head and looked lost. "Gift? What kind?"
"Just something cute...if I show you something will you get it for me? It'll be romantic." She said with a smile.
"How come?"
"Because it'll show that you have feelings for me...look, just do it, ok?" She said as she pulled him towards one of the gift shops.
"Fine fine." He relented as the two walked inside. 'I don't get what's with her.'
'Now, I need something cute, something that I can look at and be remembered of him.' She thought as she looked around the items curiously.
'She wants something cute?' He rubbed his chin and looked around before spotting something. "Is this cute?"
"Huh?" She said as she looked over to see him holding up a bag of dried meat. "No, it's not, something cute would be a stuffed animal." She said with a frown.
"Oh!" He put it away while looking at the numerous ones. 'But which one is cute enough?'
'I hope he chooses a good one, maybe one as cute as that creature that was on his ship.' She thought as she watched Luffy look around.
'Mmmm, maybe...this one?' He thought as he picked up a cartoonish looking sea king stuffed animal. 'Damn it, what exactly does she want?'
"Hi there!" beamed a girl making Luffy jump and drop the plushie. "Can I help you with something?"
"Um, yeah, she wants me to get her something cute, any ideas?" He said as he pointed at Hina.
The girl blinked and looked between them. 'A marine and this guy? He doesn't seem like her type, but who am I to judge on this island?' "Well, I think with her duties she'd need something that reminds her of you. Something to make her relax when she's all stressed out."
"Really? Well, what should I get her?" He asked as he tilted his head in confusion.
"Well...what does she like about you?" The girl asked curiously.
"Um….well she does chase me around." He remarked rubbing his chin. "And kissed me before we got here, plus she keeps calling me by my nickname."
'Ok, so they sound like a lovesick couple...maybe something classic like a stuffed bear?' THe girl thought as she reached over and grabbed one. "Here, how about this?"
Luffy looked at the fluffy bear with a small hat and nodded. "Does it look cute?"
"Yep, she'll love it." She said with a smile. "Now go give it to her, maybe she'll give you a kiss in return." She chuckled.
He took it and walked over to the counter before setting it down as a man came out. "Uh, I'd like to buy this for her." he pointed to Hina who was busy just looking around with her back to him.
"Of course sir, getting a surprise for your girlfriend, huh?" He chuckled as he looked it over. "Fifty beri please."
Luffy inwardly groaned since that was most of what Nami gave him, handed it to the man, and picked the plushie up. "I hope she likes this…" He muttered as he headed back to her. "Uh, hey, I got you this."
Hina turned around and saw the bear before smiling and picked it up. "Why thank you Strawhat-chan, it's adorable."
'Strawhat-chan? Why does she keep changing what she calls me, first it was Strawhat, then Strawhat-kun, now Strawhat-chan?' He thought before she pulled him into a hug. "Uh..so you like it?"
"Yes, Hina loves it, thank you." She said as she kissed his cheek happily. "Now let's go, we have a lot left to do and the days still young."
"More stuff? What's left for us to do?" He groaned as she dragged him out of the store.
"Well if we stop we can't look around and find out now, now can we?" She asked with a smile as she held his hand. "Besides, aren't you having fun with Hina?"
"Well not being locked up is fine, but you're still hard to read." He remarked bluntly.
"Oh, how so Luffy-chan?" She asked as she looked at him with a frown.
"You were chasing us before and not trying to lock me up right now." He remarked. 'Luffy-chan now?'
"Well, I'm just trying to have fun...plus love can come from the strangest places~." She said with a small smile.
"Wait...love?" He went wide eyed.
"Yes, it's quite romantic, a Marine captain and an infamous pirate captain falling in love, a forbidden romance, that is why I am going to enjoy our time here, ending at one of these chapels where we will make our love official."
"Nani?!" He gaped at her like she was nuts, unknown to him she was.
"Yes, we shall get married in secret, then I shall lock you up in my cabin so we can live together forever, now come, let's go." She said with a smile as he looked at her in shock.
"No way!" He shouted before he turned and ran down the road.
"Huh? Luffy-kun!" She cried as she started to run after him. "Get back here!"
"I gotta get away!" He cried as he looked around desperately. "She's crazy, I can't even let her touch me or she'll chain me up!"
"You can't escape our love!" Hina cried as she kept running after him. "Now get back here and let Hina love you forever and ever!"
"Help!" Luffy cried as he kept running. 'She is crazy, she didn't seem this crazy before!'
Anyone who saw this figured it was a couple having problems or a fight and kept going on their way before Luffy stretched his arm out to grab a lamp pole and quickly swung himself around it before launching himself down another street for a head start. Again, since this was the grand line no one blinked at the use of the devil fruit powers.
'I need to hide somewhere, at least until she loses my trail, it always works with Smokey!' He thought before looking around and spotted a cafe before running over and ducked under one of the covered tables while staying still. 'Please don't find me!' He thought as Hina kept running.
"Where are you Luffy-kun?! Hina needs some loving!" She called out as she looked around.
Said pirate didn't make a sound before he saw legs slide in under and heard the sound of a couple talk while sitting down and taking their orders at the table he was under. 'Crap...please don't give me away.' He thought before he smelled a lot of meat being put in top of the table. 'Mmmmm….meat…' He thought as he licked his lips.
"This is just perfect for a date dear, I was worried we wouldn't find the right one for our anniversary." Came a girl's voice.
"Agreed dear, I just know how much you love these small meat themed cafes, anything for you." Said a males voice.
"Aw, you're so sweet." She gushed while Luffy heard his stomach growl. "Oh! Sorry, I must be more hungry than I thought."
"Oh, don't worry, go ahead and dig in, I ordered their best meats just for you dear." The male said as Luffy weighed his options.
'I could jump out and get meat and risk Hina finding me...or I could wait and lose both the meat and Hina...I know what I must do.'
Hina herself was walking by while smelling the meat and frowned more. 'He'd rather focus more on meat then the two of us coming together, well when I get him I'll show him something tastier than meat.' She thought with a smile before hearing some screaming and a table breaking. She looked over and saw luffy grabbing a lot of meat from a couples table before running off as he tried to shove it all into his mouth. "Luffy-kun!"
"Mmm! Meat!" He smiled while digging into it and saw Hina spotting him before he ran harder just as she swung her arm, but it missed and went through a man walking with his girl, ending up with him getting wrapped up with iron as she followed the pirate.
"Ah! What the hell is this?!" He cried as she ran past him. "Hey, get back here and fix this!"
"Hmm, actually dear, I like this." Smiled his girlfriend licking her lips. "I've been trying to get you into bondage for years, maybe this is just what we need."
"Um, uh...ok." He said with a blush as Hina glared.
'Everyone is getting to feel like they're in love but Hina! Hina wants her Luffy-kun!' She thought as she looked back at him and glared. "Get back here to Hina right now Luffy-kun!"
"Sorry, but I gotta find my crew!" He yelled back while spotting Brook up ahead with Usopp with a new guitar. "Brook!"
"Huh? Oh, hey Luffy." He waved before seeing Luffy run past and saw Hina who held her hand out and caused a pole to stretch out before she swung, causing him to jump the side near a girl before the pole hit both and caused both of them to get tied together by the iron, only due to bad footing both wound up with their heads looking at the legs of the other one. "Oh my, this is quite the position, I can see your panties." He said as he blushed...somehow as the girl blushed before screaming.
"Pervert monster!"
Luffy facepalmed before seeing Chopper up ahead. "Chopper! Help me!"
"Luffy? Help you with what?" He called in confusion before seeing Hina. "Ah! It's the marine!"
"Come back to Hina!" Yelled the captain who this time ran faster with Luffy doing the same before they ran by Chopper, but this resulted in Hina's foot accidentally hitting Chopper and sending him flying up in the air.
"Chopper!" Cried Luffy as he watched his ship's doctor fly through the air. "You hit my Nakama!"
"Come here and Hina will apologize!"
"Waaaah!" Screamed the reindeer flailing around before falling back down just as a girl with a noticeable chest was walking by with a gloomy expression.
"I can't believe my boyfriend would dump me like that, and a week before our anniversary! Well forget it! Who needs him! I can be happy all on my own!" She cried as Chopper fell towards her. "I don't need a man to be happy, all I need is myself...and maybe a pet or something cute." She said as she looked down gloomy again right before Chopper landed in front of her, the impact dazing him.
"Ugh…." Groaned the doctor with swirls in his eyes.
"Oh my god, are you ok?" She said as she reached down and picked him up. "Huh, you're pretty cute...I think I'll keep you!" She said happily as she hugged him to her large bust. "I'll nurse you back to health and you'll love me and never leave me, not like by mean ex!"
With Luffy he darted his eyes around before seeing Zoro walking out of a bar. "Zoro!"
"Eh? What do you want Luffy?" He asked as a girl staggered out of the bar behind him, holding a large gourd.
"Crazy marine! Help!"
His eyes widened before narrowing as he saw Hina and pulled his swords out while taking a stance. "I got her."
"Out of Hina's way, she needs her Luffy-kun!" She cried as she threw several metal beams at him right as the drunk girl stumbled into Zoro, breaking his concentration.
"Hey, what you doing out here?" The girl slurred while taking another swig from the gourd. Right before he could answer the beam hit them, restraining them against each other as it wrapped around their arms. "Hey, like, get off of me!" She groaned as she tried to get away with no luck as Hina jumped over them.
"Hey! I can't cut this!" Growled Zoro as the two stumbled and Luffy quickly ran through an alleyway. "Luffy get back here!"
"Busy! Try to get to the ship!" He cried as Hina ran after him. "Leave me alone!"
"Get back here!" She cried as Luffy saw Sanji trying to talk to several girls at once.
"Sanji, female marine after me, help!"
The cook turned and got serious while stepping away from the girls. "Excuse me lovely ladies, but my captain needs assistance."
"Aw, but I wanted to try your food, it sounds delicious." Said one girl as Sanji began to walk away slowly as Luffy and Hina got closer.
"Kick something at her!" Called Luffy who didn't see where he was going and slipped on a can, which caused him to go slipping and rolling down a small hill to the side just as Hina kicked her leg in the air and sent a large iron bar which was heading towards Sanji. "Sanji, dodge!" He cried as Hina turned and began to run after him again.
Sanji's eyes widened and was about to dodge before remembering the woman behind him. 'If I dodge they'll get hit.' He turn and jumped out in front of it before it hit him and sent him flying back before crashing into the girls before the bar closed all around them. "Sorry, I tried to take the blunt of the hit so you lovely mademoiselles didn't get hit, but I failed….sorry." He said as they struggled to get free as he felt some of their assets press against him. 'But at the very least I can say this isn't bad for a man like me.'
"Luffy-kun, come back right now!" Ordered Hina as Luffy kept rolling down the hill.
"Woah!" He yelled out while Usopp walked out with an ice cream cone and smile.
"Ah, this island isn't so bad, wonder if Kaya might wanna visit when I come back." He chuckled with a small blush.
"Usopp, help!" Luffy cried, getting the snipers attention.
"Huh, Luffy?" He turned and went wide eyed seeing the marine and Luffy rolling before he jumped out of the way as his captain sped away. "Damn it, what kind of trouble have you gotten into now?" He groaned as he saw Hina running after his captain, getting closer to where Usopp was. 'Please don't notice me.'
"Get back here!" She yelled running right past the sniper. "Hina will have her Luffy-kun!" She cried as Luffy started to get to his feet and run as he reached the bottom of the hill.
"No!" He cried as he kept running. 'Ok, I need to hide again, this time somewhere without food.'
Hina roared and lashed both hands out causing a fence of iron bars to form before bringing her arms together just as he jumped up, but the fence did end up tying several people together.
"Hey, what's going on?!"
"That better be a den den mushi in your pocket mister!"
Luffy saw an intersection coming up and spotted Nami and Robin walking out with some bags. "Nami! Robin!"
"Huh? Luffy? Why is Captain Hina after you?" Robin asked with a frown as he jumped over them.
"She keeps saying how she wants me to be hers and wanted us to go around for some reason before locking me up on her ship!" He spoke quickly.
"You are Hina's Luffy-kun!" Hina cried as she shot several more metal beams in the direction of the pirates.
"Incoming!" Called Nami as Luffy quickly ducked to the side as the navigator pulled her pole out, but it was too late as a beam ended up wrapping around her and Robin, causing the two to end up face to face with their chests pressing together and the pole sticking right in between their breasts. Nami blushed at their position as Hina ran past them. "H-hey, fix this!" She called as the pink haired captain just kept running.
"Get back here Luffy-kun, Hina promises not to punish you too harshly!" She called as the straw hatted captain saw Franky carrying some supplies.
"Franky! Over here!" He yelled as the carpenter turned his head and dropped the supplies.
"Luffy, what is going on, why is that marine chasing you?" He asked as he started to aim one of his hands at her as a hole opened in it. "Leave my captain alone!"
"Don't stop Hina!" She shouted as she hit him in the head, wrapping a beam around his head and blasting him back into a wall, trapping him there temporarily.
'I need to hide somewhere...maybe in that building!' Luffy thought as he ran towards the closest building with an open door. Completely unaware of the white coat and not noticing Hina's smirk as she reached it.
"Hina guesses Hina can forgive him, it seems we both had the same idea in mind~." She said as she entered the building, shutting the door behind her.
Luffy himself panted and came to a stop while leaning against a pedestal and saw Hina slowly walk towards him before he stood up straight and held his fists up. "I'm not going to let you capture me, I'm going to go back to my crew!" He said as she just smiled at him.
"Sorry Luffy-kun, but Hina won't let you get away this time." She said as she quickly shot a beam of metal which wrapped around his legs. "Hina would have prefered it if she was wearing a wedding dress, but Hina can make do with this."
He went wide eyed before looking around and stretched his arms out to the benches on the end before jumping back and catapulted himself at Hina making her go wide eyed.
"Whoa!" She cried as she tried to braced herself right before he hit her. She got sent back and through the door before bouncing a little as Luffy rolled and groaned before getting back up on his feet before he started hopping away as fast as he could.
'I have to get out of here before she gets me...and I need to get these chains off of me, why is this happening?!' He thought as Hina groaned and began to get up.
"Ow, Hina hates getting rough, but Hina will do what Hina must." She muttered getting up and saw Luffy down the street and started jogging after him again. "Luffy-kun! You are not getting away anymore, you are Hina's forever!"
He panicked and hopped faster before getting and idea and stretched his arms out to two buildings and lifted himself up before twisting his legs and body around tighter and tighter with a grunt before letting go and went spinning like a top before kicking off the ground and started going off like a bullet. "Gomu Gomu no Top!"
"What?!" She cried as he got farther and farther away. "Luffy-kun! No, come back! Please!" She cried as she watched him leave her behind. "Damn it, that's not fair!"
But due to the sudden speed and the fact he never used this before lead to him bouncing around the spot making him people jump out of the way before he wound up going back in the direction where Hina was. "No no no, other way, other way!" he cried as Hina began to smile.
"Come to Hina Luffy-kun, Hina knew you loved her too!" She held her arms out, but lost her smile when she saw he was going too fast and wound up crashing into her, causing both of them to go flying in a random direction. Hina tried to grab Luffy as they flew through the air as they began to descend. "Hina will not lose her Luffy-kun!"
"Let me go!" He cried as they started to descend, heading towards a large pair of doors. When they came to them there was a large crash that caused both of them to go flopping inside and roll up to another pedestal with the fall ending up with them knocked out, making the restraints she made on Luffy's legs disappear.
An old man wearing a white robe came walking out of another room in confusion before seeing them and sighing. "Another young couple wanting to get married but getting drunk and passing out before the ceremony, third time this month...well, they're already here so I might as well get it over with." He said as he reached into a box behind the pedestal and pulled out two rings and a certificate.
He put one ring on their ring fingers each and jotted up a quick signature on the certificate while leaving the name spaces blank before folding it up and tucking it into Luffy's shirt.
"Do you sir take this lady to be your wife? You do, good. And do you ma'am take this man to be your husband? You do? Good, then I now pronounce you man and wife." He said as he clapped his hands. He reached behind the podium and grabbed a den den mushi. "Hey, paul? Yeah, the couple I just married passed out, can you bring them to a hotel? Thanks." He said as he looked at them and chuckled. "Enjoy the married life you two."
(Later)
Luffy snored while resting on a bed with Hina next to him, both still clothed and knocked out.
Hina's eyes began to slowly open as she let out a soft groan as she held her head. She sat up and looked around before seeing Luffy, her eyes widening. "Luffy-kun?" She said before seeing the ring on his finger. She quickly looked at her own hands before seeing one too. She grinned happily before checking her pockets. 'Where's a certificate, it needs to be official so Luffy-kun can never leave Hina!'
The pirate groaned and started to feel his eyes opening. "Ugh, my head…" He groaned as Hina whipped her head towards him.
'Does he have it?' She thought as she looked at him before smiling and hugging him. "Hello Luffy-kun, Hina's husband."
"Huh?" He said in confusion as she subtly checked his pockets as she hugged him before finding the paper. "What is going on, did you capture me?"
"No, but Hina has an idea what happened." She said as she pulled out the paper and looked at it. "Yep, somehow we got married when we were knocked out Luffy-kun, Hina's now your wife."
"Eh?" He tilted his head confused.
"You can't leave me now Luffy-kun, and this is now our wedding night~." She said as she set the paper down and began to crawl towards him.
"Yipe!" He jumped off the bed and frowned. "I'm not gonna get locked up, I'm getting back to my crew."
"Wait! We are married, you can't leave your wife! What...what if Hina shows you something better than meat?" She said quickly.
"Like what? Gold? Cause that's something Nami prefers." He remarked blankly.
"No, no, it's even better than gold, come here and I'll show you~." She said as she started to take off her coat and unbutton her shirt.
Luffy blinked and was confused why she was taking her clothes off before remembering what Nami said about that and covered his eyes. "I'm not looking so you can't hit me!"
"Luffy-kun, we're married now, so it's ok, and you better take yours off to, it'll be more fun that way~."
"No way! Nami said it's rude to stare at a woman naked or they'll get mad and hit me."
"Only if you don't have their permission, and Hina will get mad if you don't look." She said as she finished stripping. "Besides, don't you want to at least try what Hina has in mind that is far better than meat?"
"Well...I am curious…." He said as he began to slowly move his hands away and blushed as he looked at her.
"Great, now then...strip for me Luffy-kun, then we can have some fun."
'Hmm, well she did say she has my permission, so it shouldn't hurt, right?' He thought as he began to slowly take off his clothes.
(Later)
Hina and Luffy panted with sweat over them while in the bed and looking tired, Hina more so than Luffy.
"Wow...that...was better...than meat…" Luffy panted in amazement.
"Yeah, you were...a beast...Luffy-kun…" She panted as she looked at him with a smile.
"Shishishi." He chuckled before looking down. "Wow, I don't think I'm done."
"Really? Wow, you sure have a lot of energy...and if you come with me we can do it every day~."
"Mmmmm….no, you come with me, join my crew!"
"No." She spoke with a straight face without missing a beat. "I'm not becoming a pirate."
"Why not? We're married, and I don't want to be a prisoner." He said with a frown. "Join my crew, it'll be fun!"
"No, I have a duty as a marine to uphold justice, you should come with me so you'll be kept safe from what the grand line will do to you."
"What? No, I'm going to be the pirate king, I can't just give up!" He groaned as she narrowed her eyes.
"There are men who are more monster than human after that title, I will not lose you because you're trying to gain it and pissed off someone powerful."
"Well forget it, I'm not listening." He plugged up his ears.
"Luffy-kun, you are my husband and you are going to come with me, alright." She said with a frown.
"No way, if we're married, you should come with me!" He yelled out without moving his hands away.
"No! Hina is a marine and your wife, you will listen to her now Luffy-kun!" She shouted as a tick mark began to form on her forehead.
"Well I'm a captain and plan to be the pirate king so I win!"
"This isn't a competition!" She shouted in annoyance. "I represent the law and I will not have my husband being a criminal!"
"Well I'm not giving up my dream!" He said stubbornly.
"You don't have a choice." She said as she grabbed him. "You will join Hina on her ship willingly or as Hina's personal captive!"
"No!" He spoke before turning and ran off and out the door with Hina getting dragged while forgetting they were still naked. "I will become the pirate king!"
"Luffy-kun, stop!" She cried as he ran out of the hotel. "Where are you even going?!"
"To my ship!"
"But we're naked!" She cried with a blush as couples turned and stared at them.
"Not my problem, I have my hat so it's ok!" He laughed as he kept running.
"My word!"
"Wow, who knew some couples were into streaking together?"
"They're so daring...we should do that sometime honey!"
"Luffy-kun!" Hina cried as he began to reach the docks. "Stop, I am not getting on your ship, you have to come with me!"
"You can let go anytime you want!" He shouted as he spotted the thousand sunny. "I am not going to be your prisoner!"
She growled before running her arm through his legs locking them up causing him to trip and go skidding with her accidentally letting go while he rolled and hit the side of the ship. "You are Hina's so accept it, you can never leave Hina!"
"Then join me!" Luffy shouted in annoyance as he got up and looked up before grinning. He stretched his arm up and grabbed the mast. "Bye!"
She saw him reel back on the ship and moved to rush over, but the ship began moving away and she stopped at the end of the pier to avoid falling in the water. "Luffy-kun! Come back to Hina! Hina is your wife, listen to her!"
"See ya around!" He waved while the crew were on the ship and out of the bonds, but noticed their captain's lack of clothing.
"Luffy, put some pants on!" Nami shouted as she looked away.
"What happened to you, why was the marine captain chasing you...and also naked?" Usopp asked in confusion.
"Oh, she said something about us being married, we tried this thing at some hotel which was great, and then she wanted to keep me as a prisoner." He remarked turning to them making them all look away or cover their eyes. "She said eating her out felt amazing, but the juices that came out weren't better than meat, but what happened next did feel better so-"
"Luffy, enough! Too much information, and Sanji looks like he's about to have a heart attack!" Usopp shouted as he covered Chopper's ears. "Now go put some clothes on!"
"Actually it feels kinda nice out, why don't we all do it?"
"Luffy, just put some clothes on and I'll have Sanji make you some meat." Robin said as his eyes widened.
"Deal!"
With Hina she growled at seeing the ship sail away while not noticing Fullbody and Jango blushing when they saw her and pop nosebleeds.
"Jango...are we in heaven?"
"I think we are...I think we are…" The hypnotist said as their captain turned towards them and frowned.
"Give me your clothes...now!"
Both of them jumped and quickly stripped down to their boxers while handing their captain the clothing making them blush harder. They were mildly disappointed as she quickly put on one of their pants and their shirts.
"We are going after my husband now!"
"...huh?" Spoke Fullbody. "Husband?"
"Hina means Luffy-kun, he is getting away!" She said as she began to walk past them. "Hina wants him now!"
In that moment the two marines heard glass break and paled while falling to the ground unconscious.
"Ugh, you two are useless." She grumbled as she grabbed each by one of their feet and began to drag them away. 'Hina will get her Luffy-kun, no matter what!'
(Timeskip)
"Phew, man, that time flew by." Smiled Luffy picking his hat up and putting it on his head. "I guess it's time to meet up at Sabaody, I wonder how much stronger they got?" He said before a loud explosion was heard. "Huh? What was that?" He said before seeing some of the amazons running towards him.
"Luffy, some crazy marine has found the island, she knows you're here!"
"Eh? What kind of marine?"
"A rear admiral! She has pink hair and keeps screaming 'Give me my Luffy-kun' and now Boa Hancock is trying to fight her."
Luffy blinked and went wide eyed. "Nani?! She's still looking for me?!"
"GIVE ME MY LUFFY-KUN YOU HARLOTS!" He heard said marine scream along with more explosions.
He groaned and ran towards the explosions. When he reached them he saw Hina standing on a large pile of amazons bound by chains as she threw beams at Boa Hancock who fired back hearts at her. He saw a marine ship next to her currently firing at the amazons ship. 'Damn it, this isn't good.'
"You leave Luffy-kun alone you marine!" Shouted Hancock.
"He's mine, I have a right to take him!" Frowned Hina looking older with a larger chest and swung her fist at the empress. "Hina married him, he is Hina's, Hina will have him!" She roared as she punched the pirate empress in the cheek, creating an iron mask around her face that looked ironically like a gorgon's face. "Now, where is he?"
"Oi!" Called out Luffy with a frown. "What are you doing to my friends?"
She turned to him an stared for a second before grinning. "Luffy-kun! Hina finally found you, now come to her!" She cried as she jumped down and began to run towards him.
He quickly ran the opposite way while Hancock tugged at her mask before letting Hina's words sink in and caused her to stiffen up. "Wait, Luffy-kun is...married? This..this isn't happening… he was going to mine…"
"Luffy-kun, Hina has missed you so much!" She cried as she got closer to the pirate.
"How did you find me?!" He cried as he moved back.
"Hina learned how to use haki, and she hunted down every pirate untils she found a lead to where you were and sensed you!"
"Well I'm not going anywhere! I gotta get back to my crew!"
"No, Hina has waited too long! She misses you, she needs you! She will have you, she wants to spend every second with you!" She shouted, a crazy look in her eyes. "Hina even set up the perfect cell for you in impel down just for Hina to visit you forever and ever!"
"No way! I'm not going to be your prisoner you crazy marine!" He shouted as he activated his haki, turning his arms black. "I am going back to my crew, and no one is going to stop me!"
"Then Hina will use her body to change your mind!" She yelled stripping while she kept on chasing him.