Disclaimer: Not my original character. Just borrow them Naoko Takeuchi and Akira Toriyama.........
"What do you fear Ruka?"
"Tenoh Haruka fears nothing, Michi…."
It's true. Tenoh Haruka fears nothing. Not even when she almost lost her life at Marine Cathedral. Not even when her body slowly disappeared into thin air when she fought Sailor Galaxia. Not even when she was crowded with youmas. Not even Michiru's death because she knew they were destined to be together and their love story will be carried on to next life. Not even Sailor Saturn swung her glaive because it means a reborn for everyone. Carnivores, hideous little animals or insects, bad guys……….nah…Sailor Uranus was too strong for them.
But……a simple combination of 4 English letter words was enough to weaken Haruka's knees, to make her forehead trickling cold sweat, to let her mouth stayed agape, to let her eyebrows twitched nervously, to show the horror in her eyes, and to drain the colour out from her face.
SALE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
With a big grin plastered on both Hotaru and Michiru's face, they dragged the almost lifeless Haruka into the mall.
"Hotaru, mama will reward you today for your perfect score on your last exam." Michiru smiled at Hotaru. Hotaru's sparkled with excitement as her mind had already listed out the things that can be added up to her collection. Following them closely from behind was their zombie lover and papa; covered by dejected aura that could kill a human within radius 10m around her.
"Oh…." Michiru suddenly stopped at her track and turned around to face lover. "Ruka….." Michiru smiled seductively at Haruka and wrapped her hand around her lover's neck.
Haruka eyed at her lover suspiciously. She swore she could see the devil horn appeared on Michiru's head. "Yes, honey?"
"I just remember I forgot to bring my purse out." Michiru pout a little and fake out a guilt face.
"This is a trap!" Haruka had to think fast. "Why don't we go back first……Ouch!!!!!!"
Haruka yelped when Michiru high heel make contact with her foot.
"Yes Ruka?" Michiru high heel was still firmly place on Haruka's foot but the pressure on Haruka's foot had diminished. "What are you trying to say Ruka?" Michiru was still smiling sweetly at Haruka as nothing had happened.
Hotaru covered her mouth with both hands, trying hard to stifle her giggle when she saw her Michiru mama was actually threatening her papa.
In order to save her poor leg Haruka had no choice but to reluctantly hand out her wallet to Michiru. "I was trying to say you can use my cards first, love." Haruka looked longingly at her wallet. She could see the wallet was flipping it's 'wings', slowly flying away from her.
Michiru's smile broadened and kissed Haruka passionately. "Thanks honey." Michiru took Haruka's wallet away then get her adopted daughter and happily started their shopping spree journey.
"That kiss can go into Guiness World of Record as the most expensive kiss in the world." Haruka mumbled to herself and sighed deeply. "Witch…."
"What is it Ruka?" Michiru make an abruptly 180 degrees turn and narrowed her eyes on Haruka.
Haruka almost had a heart attack when her words were overheard by Michiru. "I …..I said….er… I love you honey. Very very much." Haruka was laughing nervously by now.
"I love you too, love." Michiru carried on with her plan again and at last Haruka was safe.
Shopping with women, especially Michiru was a painful experience to Haruka. Usually at this type of situation Haruka would search for her own entertainment. Haruka stopped at a bookshop and decided to spend the day at there and her first section would be sports section. Something caught Haruka's eyes and she whistled.
"Well, this can be interesting." Haruka grinned evilly to herself.
Haruka saw a cute girl was reading a F1 magazine at the sports section. The girl seemed oblivious to her surrounding and it was a great opportunity for Haruka to have some fun. Haruka walked silently to the girl side and purposely bumped at the girl's shoulder.
"Opss..I'm sorry." Haruka apologized, not forget to flash out her killer smile. When the girl met her eyes with Haruka's, the girl screamed; just according to Haruka's plan. Haruka was mentally laughing out loud now.
"Kimi Raikonen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Haruka's jaw hit the ground at once. Then there was silence. 3 cartoon crows flying across their heads.
"Kimi? Raikonen?" Haruka couldn't believe her ears.
"Although I'm big fan of Lewis Hamilton but I remember your blond hair Kimi." The girl grasped Haruka's hands in delight. Her eyes were sparkling like a diamond, staring intently at her so called Kimi Raikonen.
"I'm last season F1 world champion. Even Lewis Hamilton has to eat my dust and you little rascal dare to mistaken me as Kimi?! What the hell….." Haruka lost all her cool screaming at the girl. Never in Haruka's life had she felt humiliated like today. She was always the charmer but now……
The cute little girl's eyes turned into slit when she heard the words. "So you are the infamous crossdresser, Tanaka Lucy?"
"It's Tenoh Haruka, little rascal."
The girl merely rolled her eyes. "Whatever…You better watch out, Lucy. Lewis Hamilton will kick your ass next season." With that being said, the little girl turned on her heel on walked away.
"It's Tenoh Haruka you little scumbag and I will make sure to keep on feeding dust to Hamilton." Haruka shouted back. Haruka huffed angrily and stormed out of the bookshop, leaving all the confused eyeballs behind.
The day never went better for Haruka. Just that Haruka thought she had met the worst, Haruka saw a sexy office lady passed by in front of her. Haruka whistled again.
"Maybe the day is not so bad after all." Haruka chuckled.
Haruka followed the girl from behind, noticing the OL's hips swayed seductively. Haruka licked her dry lips and chuckled again. While her brain was cracking for a way to get the OL's attention, Kami had decided to lend a helping hand to Haruka in this little game.
The OL strangely slipped inelegantly with both hands threw into air in unladylike manner. In a blink of eyes, Haruka supported the OL on her waist and spun around in slow motion mode. The surrounding area suddenly turned black. A spotlight was centered on them just like the interaction between main actor and main actress in a romantic movie. But the reality is………
When their eyes met, shock could be clearly seen on Haruka's face. Haruka covered her mouth to prevent from vomiting in the public while the other hand pulled back at once from the OL's waist. The sight in front of Haruka almost cut Haruka's breath short, but in the wrong way. Bright red lipstick on the OL's extraordinary thick lips were pressing together like a pair of sausage. Dark black smokey eyes; more like a pair of panda eyes to Haruka. And the foundation on her face almost like an inch thick cement plastered on her face. The OL turned out to be a woman in late fifties with Nippon colourful paint on her face; 100% contrast with pretty OL in Japanese drama. The disaster sight in front of her had motivated Haruka to run away in Uranus speed without being transformed into Sailor Uranus.
When Haruka had make sure she was safe, Haruka sat on a wooden bench to catch her breath. Haruka sighed. "Kami sure likes to make fool of me. Come on give me a break. I can't suffer any heart attack anymore." Haruka buried her face on her hands and sighed again. "Maybe I should just join Michiru." With head hung low, Haruka reluctantly carried her tired feet to search for Michiru.
Haruka called Michiru and met at promised place. A girl with aqua marine hair caught Haruka's attention. Although the girl's back was facing Haruka, but there was no way for Haruka will mistook someone else as Michiru……..at least it's what she thought. Haruka snaked her arm around the girl's waist and buried her face on the aquamarine wavy hair. "I miss you so much honey." Haruka exhaled deeply, took Michiru's scent with her. Haruka frowned. "Why the scents smell different?"
As Haruka was about to pulled her head away, Haruka was welcomed by a hoarse voice. "Really? I never expect I have admirer too." The girl laughed in a croaky voice.
Haruka jumped 1 step behind and studied the girl in front of him. Haruka's jaw hit the ground for the second time when she saw a transvestite resembled Shinobu from Crayon Sin Chan comic giving a flying kiss to Haruka. While Haruka's mouth was still agape, feet were still rooted at the same place, 'Shinobu' took this change to jump at Haruka like a lion pawed on her victim, and wrapped her hand around Haruka's torso. When Haruka got her senses back, she struggled to free herself away from Shinobu and at the same time the real Michiru appeared in front of Haruka.
Michiru stared at Haruka with fiery eyes while standing in akimbo style. "Tenoh Haruka!"
Haruka stopped her struggle and froze when she heard the angelic yet stern voice.
"Of all the girls in this world you flirt with……with……" Michiru pointed her shaky finger at Shinobu "……this…….transvestite!" At this time Michiru's face was as red as tomato due to anger. "Couch for……for…..till I satisfied, Tenoh." With that being said, Michiru dragged the clueless Hotaru away.
"I'm innocent, honey."
Funny Epiloque.
"It's all because of you!!!!!!!" There was only hatred on Haruka's eyes and the eyes were shooting daggers at Shinobu. Before Shinobu could ran away, Haruka gathered all her energy and anger and transformed into new form of Uranus. The sailor fuku was still the same but Haruka's blond hair had turned into spiky style and she was covered with golden aura. Haruka blasted a World Shaking at Shinobu and sent Shinobu to the other side of the world.
"Wow….." Both Naoko Takeuchi and Akira Toriyama who was hanging out together at the mall, locked their unbelievable eyes on new form of Sailor Uranus. "Super Saiyan Sailor Uranus?!" They shouted in unison.