A/N: Whatever Canada says will be in italics so you know that it's him talking.

Hello my fellow countries! I am back and I got my first letter asking for advice in the art of love~

*flips hair* Oh and to help me and give advice as well is my beloved Matthew~ Matthew go ahead and say hi to others~

*standing beside France* H-hello ev-everyone….

Honhonhonhonhon~ Now that introductions is out of the way, let's get to the first letter and see who needs our help in what.

Matthew~ Would you please bring me the letter and a bottle of red wine with two glasses?

O-okay, but why do you need two wine glasses?

Honhonhonhon~ Well isn't that obvious? One glass for me~ *reaches over and strokes his cheek* and the other is for you my sweet~

*blushes like mad* O-o-okay Fr-Francis, I-I-I'll be r-r-right ba-back. *walks out as fast as he can*

*comes back with a silver tray with a letter and a bottle wine and two glasses on it* Here you go Francis.

*takes the tray and sits it on a table* Thank you lovely Matthew~ *kisses his hand* Sit by me please and here you can read the letters if you like. *pours the wine in the glasses*

Oh o-okay, thank you F-Francis. *sits by him and opens the letter* Oh! The first one is from Romano!

Oh lovely Romano. Honhonhonhonhon~ *devilish smirk* I can only guess what this letter might say~

Okay *sweat drop* So the letter says,

Dear French Bastard,

I really fucking hate myself form asking you for advice, but I don't know where else to turn! So, anyways I'm unsure if the Tomato Bastard loves me or not! He's always saying he loves me, and how cute I am and hugging me an shit, but I am skeptical about all he says. I know everyone likes Veneziano better than me! Everyone always go on about how he's so adorable and sweet and how I should be more like my brother, especially Antonio! I know he tried to trade me for Feliciano when were kids, because I was too much of a god damn handful for him. I'm afraid he's only settling for me because he can't have Feliciano seeing how's he's in love with that stupid potato bastard! How can I know for sure Antonio loves me, and is not just settling for second best? I need to know he loves me for who I am damn it! I hope you have some good advice, although you'll probably just tell me to jump his ass or some perverted shit like that! Also hi Matthew how are you and why are you dating that perverted frog?

Signed,

Lovino.

Honhonhon~ Just what I thought little Romano would ask. *takes a sip of wine* Since there's a question for you Matthew, I'll let you give your advice first.

Oh h-hi Lovino...w-well I am fine! Th-thank you for noticing me! A-also I am dating F-Francis because I love him very much...h-he's not always a pervert. *squeaks at his leer* J-just sometimes...a-and I think A-Antonio loves you very much you should just be honest with yourself an-and to him who you are and how you feel about him. I promise you you will be amazed at the results. *giggles shyly*

Awww~ Thank you Matthew, you are so wise~ And what you said is true. *hands him a glass of wine* Here now you can sit back and relax~

Okay… *drinks some of the wine*

Well first off let me assure you, Toni does love you with all his heart and more~ And second, don't be ashamed of asking me for help. Antonio is my good friend and I'm willing to help you out.

Remember when you were little and how me and Turkey and a lot of other people were trying to take you? Antonio fought us with everything he had and went broke trying to keep you and he still gave you everything you wanted without complaint smiling. How many people can say they did all that for you?

And yes back then he did try to trade you for your brother. But then you were a maid and your job was to clean. And let's be fair, you were bad at and broke everything you tried to clean. Your brother was actually good at his job and was damn fine maid. But you have to admit that you were a horrible child and a downright handful.

Toni could have given you away to anyone but he wanted you and fell in love with you.

Honhonhonhonhon~ And Lovino here's a secret about Antonio~

Whenever me, Gilbert, and him go out drinking and he drinks too much, he goes on and on about you. Most of the time he says how much you don't like him. That you hate him and want him dead. How you're always calling him basterd. Truly deep down he believes that you don't love him and could care less about him. It's truly sad Lovino…

So to help you, I say swallow your pride for a minute and tell him that you love and care for him. If you start off by just saying his actual name, it would be like he died and was sent to heaven.

Since your shy, I recommend that you tell him in privacy; just you and him alone.

Try being nice to him every once in a while, let him now you love him. If you show it in even the smallest of ways it would make his heart shore.

Oh and one more thing Lovino. Jumping his, as you say, 'bone' wouldn't hurt you chances ether. *lustful smirk*

The Spanish and Italians are known for being fiery and passionate. Honhonhonhonhon~ when those two things come together, oh my~ only things you imagine~ *rubs legs together*

Francis…

Oh Matthew I am sorry but I get so hot and bothered, but I'm lucky that you're here~

W-what does that mean? *finishes off the wine*

*leans into him* You can be something I can towel off on~ And judging by all the wine you drunk, you must be very willing~

Fr-Francis…. *blushes*

*rubs Matthew's lap* Come with me Matthew~ *picks him up bridal style*

W-well I hope this h-helped you Lovino and we'll get to the other letters when F-Francis and I are done and r-rested. *blushes*