Crazy trouble with love part 6
Nitori, Abigail, and Soul
Series: Soul Eater
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Lord Death was currently holding two phones near his head while looking at some pictures on a chair. His son just got back from Chicago and he was gonna call the other candidates for his demon weapon and let them know his son had made his decision.
Ring ring ring ring ring.
'I just hope they won't be too upset.'
Ring ring ring.
Click.
"Hello?"
"Yes, is this the pizza place?" Asked a man from the other end.
"No it's not."
"Oh then is it the Thai food place?"
"No."
"Are you Taco Bell?"
"You're speaking with Lord Death, not a restaurant."
"...oh. So I'll have some bacon tacos-"
Click!
"Alright, let's try this again."
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring.
"Hello?"
"Huh? Is this Black Star?"
"Tsubaki?"
"Oh sorry Lord Death wrong number!"
Click!
Lord Death sighed. "If the next call isn't the ones I'm expecting I'm going to give them a Reaper Chop."
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring.
Click!
"Hello?"
"Hello, is this Lord Death?" Spoke a gruff voice from the other end.
"Why yes it is, and who is this?"
"Archman Beldos, you recall trying to make my sweet daughter a weapon partner to your kid last year."
"That is correct, and that's why I'm calling. I wanted to let her and the other candidates know that my son has chosen his partners."
"Oh well thanks for the lowdown, but it's not why I was calling you Lord Death."
"Um, I was calling you." he sweatdropped.
"Regardless! My precious little angel wants to attend your school."
"Oh! Well I don't see why now, I'll send you the needed paperwork to get her registered."
"Thank you, have a good day Lord Death."
Click.
He sighed before another call came in.
Ring ring ring ring ring.
Click.
"Hello?"
"Yes hello." Spoke a motherly voice. "This is Mima Haku, the mother of the girl you suggested for your son."
"Yes this is Lord Death, I just wanted to tell you that my son has found two weapon partners so I'm afraid your daughter won't be picked."
"I understand, but that isn't why I called you Lord Death."
"Um, I was about to call you."
"My daughter, after some consideration and consulting the kami, decided to attend the DWMA."
"Oh! Well that's great, I'll mail in the forms to get filled out in no time."
"Excellent. Have a good day Lord Death and let the kami bless you with more children."
Click.
'Ironic considering I can't actually have more than one.'
Ring ring ring.
Click.
"Hello?"
"Is this Taco Bell?" Asked the same guy from before in a false accent. "I would like a grande taco with extra gravy."
"No!" he yelled before ending the call. 'Honestly, what's with some people.'
Ring ring ring.
Click!
"WHAT?!"
"O-Oh sorry L-Lord Death." Marie said in fear before ending the line.
Click.
"Aw man."
(A few days later)
Soul yawned while looking boredly at Sids class. 'This is really uncool.'
"And remember class, take notes on the next five chapters before you leave. But before you go ahead, I'd like to introduce two new students we'll be having from this day on."
That got everyone's attention.
"New students?" Said Maka in surprise. "I wonder what they're like."
"Maybe they're like Tsubaki?" Black Star admitted. "Get ready Tsubaki, I'll be there to make sure you kick their butts!"
"Um, ok."
That was when Sid unveiled a large white cover on the desk and revealed a large gatling gun and a small scythe with a wooden handle.
"Um professor." Soul spoke out. "Those are just weapons."
'I heard that!' The gatling gun yelled out. 'And I'm not a simple weapon.'
'Neither of us are for that matter.' spoke the scythe.
That surprised the students before they glowed and two figures appeared.
The first one was a blond curly haired girl with a red T-shirt and black baggy pants, some pink high heels, brown eyes, a high E cup chest and small ass.
The second one was a brown haired girl with a bun on the back of her head, a pair of black eyes, with a black kimono like outfit with some holes around the shoulders that were contracted by red strings and reached towards her legs, long black stockings, a pair of sandals, a D cup chest and a medium sized ass.
"Students, I'd like you all to meet Abigail Beldos and Nitori Haku, both of them are weapons. Try and make them feel at home here at the DWMA."
"Yo."
"Salutations."
"Huh, shoulda seen that coming." muttered Soul resting his head on his arms.
Both girls looked a little closer to him and blinked.
"So tell us about yourselves." Sid said to the weapons.
"Ok!" Abigail smiled. "Well I'm a gatling gun weapon type, I love westerns, fashion is my game and if you get on my bad side." She made her left arm into a large gatling gun. "I'll fill you up with lead!"
Nitori shook her head. "As for me, I'm a scythe type weapon of the garden verity, I practice flora arrangements and hand to hand combat, and I enjoy romantic novels about meister and weapon relationships. Oh and I believe in the kami giving us good fortune in the field of child bearing."
"Well why don't you two take some empty seats and I'll get you caught up with today's lesson."
Both nodded before Abigail changed her arm back and they walked up to Soul and sat next to him.
Said boy didn't focus too much, but Maka did when she saw their chests.
'Please don't let them be like Blair.'
Nitori looked at Maka and waved. "Hello, are you his partner by chance?"
"Yes."
"Good." She nodded as Abigail smiled. "After all, we can't let our fiancé getting stuck with a meister that is weak."
"Yeah." The blond smirked. "Can't have that you know."
And just like that everyone sitting around him went wide eyed before turning to said albino who blinked.
"Say what?"
They chuckled before Nitori said. "Didn't you know? Soul's our fiancé."
"...WHAT?!"
"Maka! Be quiet!" Sid called out.
"Sorry." she bowed her head before looking at Soul with a frown while his jaw dropped. "Soul, what are they talking about?"
"I don't know." He admitted. "I mean I don't really get hitched."
Abigail chuckled. "Oh don't worry, your parents made the marriage contracts when you were still young, and when we were about ten."
"What?!" he yelled before getting hit with some chalk thrown at his head.
"Quiet Soul or you're going to Lord Death's room."
"Fine." 'Damn that hurt.'
Nitori smiled while trailing her finger over his cheek. "Don't worry Soul, it's not all that bad."
"Yeah." Abigail smiled. "I mean you got to fiancés for the price of one."
He blushed while Maka felt her eye twitch. "Uh...sorry to say something uncool, but you got the wrong guy."
"No." Both deadpanned at them. "We didn't Soul Evans."
"Yahoo Soul! You got yourself some-ow!" cried Black Star getting chalk to his forehead.
"Quiet down Black Star!"
Tsubaki deadpanned at him. 'Black Star.'
(Much later)
Soul grumbled as both Abigail and Nitori were holding his arms while Maka was following right next to them.
'This is crazy, Soul getting...fiancés?! Just how?!'
"So Soul, where do you and your meister live?" Asked Nitori.
"Just down this street."
Abigail smiled. "You're so skinny yet muscular Soul. I like it."
He blushed red at that as they got to the apartment.
"Why don't you two stay here while I get the door? I have to talk to our other roommate." spoke Maka.
Nitori looked at her with a nod. "As long as you don't lock us out, Abigail has a very short temper."
She giggled a little at that.
Maka and Soul headed inside with Maka unlocking the door and headed inside before closing the door and frowned at Soul. "Soul, is there something you forgot to tell me when we became a team?"
"Not that I remember."
"Then why are they calling you a fiancé?!"
"I don't know! Ask my parents, oh wait they're dead!" he frowned. "The only one who'd know how this happened is my bro, and I'm not in the mood to give him a call."
Maka groaned. "Just call him!"
"Call who? Me?" asked Blair walking out in her cat form with a smile before taking her human form making Soul pop a nosebleed seeing her top.
"No." Maka frowned. "Soul's brother."
"Why?"
"Because there are two girls outside who said they're his fiancés."
Blair looked at the boy and hugged him against her with a giggle making him bleed more. "Wow Soul, and here I thought you'd make a move on Maka, who knew you were becoming a ladies man like-"
"Finish that sentence, see what happens." spoke Maka holding up a book with a glare.
BANG BANG!
"Let us in!" Abigail yelled in rage. "It's freezing out here!"
Blair jumped while some bullets hit the wall behind her. "Eep!" she dropped Soul and rushed out while in cat form while Maka moved over and opened it.
"Sorry about that, our roommate was being...stubborn."
Abigail frowned while Nitori looked at the cat and picked her up.
"How adorable, reminds me of all one million cats my grandmother owned in life, but less chubby."
Blair frowned while Nitori rubbed her head.
"And her witches hat is cute."
"But what's with making us wait? We could have come in and met her in person." frowned Abigail.
"She's….weird." Maka said.
"Really? Like me wearing a thong at night?" She asked with a chuckle.
Soul blushed hearing that as Nitori looked at the cat.
"Mmmm, I'll call her Oni."
"I already got a name." she spoke making the two girls go wide eyed and Maka facepalm. "It's Blair, now put me down."
"..."
"Ah!" Abigail screamed while pointing at the cat. "Demon kitty! Kill it with bullets!"
"Wait wait! This is our roommate!" spoke Soul.
Both blinked as Blair changed back and caused Nitori to fall on the ground.
"Ow."
"You're so heavy!" Nitori groaned.
"Hmph, I'm as light as a feather." she huffed getting off. "And don't go calling me chubby."
"Well you are."
Abigail chuckled before looking her over. "Are you a witch?"
"No magic cat." Soul sighed. "And a perverted one at that."
"She never covers up more than that." groaned Maka while Soul wiped the blood away with a kitchen towel. "She stuck around when we thought she was a witch and tried collecting her soul."
Both girls glared at the woman with anger.
"What? It's all teasing."
Both formed their weapons from their left arms and looked ready to kill.
"Easy there, it's not like I'm sleeping with Soul-kun." she held her hands up with a smile. "But if you try something, I'll show you just how tough I am."
And cue a massive cat fight. Soul and Maka ducked behind the couch as the three rolled across the floor with bullets flying over their heads.
(One hour later)
Soul kept on watching while feeling like he was in a strange harem manga. He looked at Maka. "Maka, I really feel like I'm going to die before becoming a death scythe at this rate."
"Let's just stop her before our house is destroyed!"
"How?!"
BANG BANG BANG!
Maka got an idea before calling out. "Hey! Don't you want to see Soul's baby pictures?"
"Wait but I don't have it with-"
"Hush!" she covered his mouth before the girls stopped with Abigail and Nitori looking up.
"Go on."
"Oh well if you let me go get it I'll make sure you see him in diapers."
Abigail went wide eyed. "Oh god! Show us that picture!"
"Maka for the love of god, stop while you're ahead." whispered Soul.
"I'm trying to keep them from destroying the apartment."
Nitori let go of Blair's hair before saying. "Show us please, I want to see his cuteness."
"Please!" Abigail called out. "I want to see it!"
"Way to go Maka." muttered Soul.
Maka sighed. "Just come with me and I'll show you two." 'And get them to calm down!'
They nodded before following her into another room.
"So where's the scrapbook?" Nitori asked.
"There isn't any, but before you start getting mad I just want to know why."
"Why what?" Asked Abigail.
"Why are you so eager to be his fiancés even though it was a forced marriage?"
"Well, it all began when we were little…" started Nitori.
(Flashback)
We find a small garden outside a large mansion as two girls, one with a red sunday dress and one with a pink kimono, walking around and playing like normal kids should. Mostly with the one in the red sunday dress chasing the other one in a game of tag.
"Ha ha!"
"I'm going to catch you!"
Both ran faster and faster before running around a tree and the girl in red poked her on the head.
"You're it!" before she turned and ran the opposite way.
"Come back here!"'She called out before hearing something near the mansion. "Hey is that...a piano?"
"I'm not falling for it!" laughed the blond girl.
"I'm serious! I hear piano music!" She huffed in annoyance before running towards the source of the sound.
The girl watched her friend runoff and huffed before following. "Wait for me!"
As they got closer they heard the sound getting more relaxing and full of energy. They looked inside and noticed a small boy in a suit playing the piano and with a sad expression on his face. He was playing the instrument with ease while they just silently watched.
'Wow.'
'It's so….nice.'
After a while the boy stopped playing and took a deep breath. "Still not good enough."
"Is he silly? That was great." whispered the blond haired girl.
"Agreed, but maybe he's suffering from depression?" The brown haired girl suggested.
She gasped. "I need to hug him!"
"Wait no, you might scare him."
"But he needs it!"
"He'll hear us if you don't keep it down."
She grumbled at that. "Come on, he looks so sad."
"Hush."
She grumbled at that as the boy tried again and she started to yawn. "Wow...this music is really good...yawn."
"Are you getting tired already?"
"Zzzz." She snored while laying on the grass.
'Well that answered my question.' She thought before yawning as well. 'I guess a little nap won't hurt.'
(End of flashback)
"And that's how we first met him." Nitori sighed. "But after that we had to return home however…"
"Our parents stayed in touch with Soul's and after he ran away they gave us the real reason for why we visited them that day." Abigail smiled.
"That reason was so they could find the right girls to take their sons hand in marriage when he hits eighteen."
"Oh god." muttered Soul.
They turned and saw Soul looking at them from behind a corner.
"I guess you heard us." Nitori blushed with embarrassment. 'I guess we were too loud.'
"Can't you two just say no?" asked Maka.
"No." They said at once. "Because we love him, that and after hearing his music it just clicked in our souls."
Soul groaned in embarrassment.
"But hey, we don't have to marry until you're eighteen." Abigail smiled. "So you have plenty of time to decide. Just don't keep me waiting too long or I'll blast you ass to Antarctica."
"Ignore her, she's just trigger happy." spoke Nitori.
She stuck out her tongue at that. "He he he."
Soul sweatdropped before Blair's chest landed on his head.
"Soul-kun! Cuddle with me!" She said with a smile.
Both girls glared at her before making a war cry and started another cat fight.
Soul groaned when he got pulled in as Maka sweatdropped.
'This is going to be a LONG eighteen years.' She thought while feeling her heart ache a little. 'Maybe I can ask Professor Stein on some tips for this.'
(Later)
Knock knock
Silence.
Knock knock.
Some wheels came right towards Maka before Stein appeared on a chair before it hit the edge and fell on the ground. Said professor gave a thumbs up before getting back up. "Hi Maka, you called?"
"Um yes." She said with a nod. "I thought you might help me with something."
"Is it dissection of your left pinky toe? I haven't tried it in a while."
"No." She shivered. "It's about Soul."
"What is it? Are you two having trouble like last time?"
"It's not that." She sighed. "Soul….well he got two fiancés that so happen to be the new students."
"...ok." He said with seriousness. "And that's a problem why?"
"I think I'm feeling a little…" she mumbled.
"Jealous?"
"Yes."
He puffed some smoke out of his cigarette. "It's normal for a teen to be jealous of the person they like is getting more affection than normal."
Maka blushed a little.
"However, I have the perfect solution." he smirked.
"What?" She asked confused.
"I'll help take you on a play date to make you feel better." he smiled making her fall down anime style.
"That's not going to help!" She snapped.
"Well you could always try and stake your claim while they sleep and strike them when they're vulnerable." he smiled with a dark glint in his glasses.
"I'm not that crazy!" She blushed.
"Then the only other suggestion is to get his cherry before they do."
"MAKA CHOP!"
BONK!
He fell down with his head smoking while her eyebrow twitched.
"I'm not a floozy!"
"Ow…"
'Maybe I should just try and focus on someone else.'
(Later)
"Hello." Said Lord Death with a smile. "How are you today Maka?"
"Fine, could be better though." she sighed.
"Is something the matter?"
"Yes, it's about Soul."
"Did he get hurt again?"
"No it's about….Abigail and Nitori."
"And?" Lord Death asked confused.
"I think I'm jealous about them!"
"...eh?" He turned his head to the side. "What are you saying?"
"Look, those two are his fiancés!"
"...really?"
"Yes, and I think I'm jealous ok."
"Huh, I didn't know that." He admitted. "And I only saw them in pictures when Kidd was getting a partner."
"And I talked to Professor Stein about it, but I don't know what I should do about it, so I came here."
Lord Death nodded. "Well I have only two ideas. One, you tell them how you feel."
"And the second?"
He looked at her in a serious tone. "You do a cat fight in the mud."
She turned bright red and gawked at him. "L-Lord Death!"
"What? That's how my wife did it when I got too many suitors, make them mud wrestle her in the nude." 'Good times, good scary times.'
"That's not gonna work!"
"Hmm, I know!" he snapped his fingers. "I'll put out a call for you to anyone interested in dating you."
"Wait what?!"
"Don't worry, back in the day I was called the reaper of love." he smiled pulling out a phone and began dialing up a number. "You'll be up to your neck in requests by the time I'm done, no need to thank me."
"Lord Death!" She blushed while Spirit sneezed somewhere and felt his blood turn cold.
'That's weird, I usually don't feel goosebumps unless….oh no!' "Maka's too young to date!" he yelled out to the sky before running off to the apartment with a growl. "Soul you're a dead scythe!"
When he got there however, he got shot in the head by some bullets.
"Shut up!" Abigail yelled. "We're trying to watch the music channel!"
"Oh dear, you might have jumped the gun." remarked Nitori.
"Sorry but I hate when people say death threats." She huffed as Spirit walked in with half his face gone or burning.
"Oh it's just Maka's old man." Muttered Soul.
"Soul! I'm gonna….wait." he blinked looking at the girls. "You two look familiar, have we met?"
"Abigail Beldos and this is Nitori Haku." The blond haired girl said with a frown.
"Salutations." Nitori said with a bow. "It's been awhile Spirit, especially after you made us take fifty pictures of us in our best outfits."
He blinked before recalling the pictures and gasped. "Now I remember! You two applied to be Kidd's partners!"
"Yep and now we're students at the DWMA." Abigail laughed.
"But why are you with him?" He pointed at Soul.
"He's our fiancé." Nitori said with a smile.
"...what?!"
"Soul's our fiancé." Abigail giggled while holding his arm tightly.
He was silent before glaring at the boy and grabbed him by the front of his shirt. "You little punk! You were quiet about this while sleeping in the same apartment as my little girl?!"
"I didn't know you idiot!"
Nitori sighed before looking at Spirit in the eyes with a very cold glare. "Please refrain from hurting our fiancé, or do you feel like having your sack of cheese cut off?"
"Huh?"
"She means your nuts." frowned Abigail before forming a gun with her arm and held it in front of his head. "Now hands off punk!"
Spirit paled while letting go of Souls shirt. 'Ah! It's like Kami again! But twice as trigger happy!'
"Much better." smiled Nitori.
Soul sighed before Abigail picked him up and gave him a light hug.
"Oh! You're so precious that I might eat you up!" She smiled happily.
He blushed feeling her chest while getting a small nosebleed.
Nitori looked at Spirit with a false smile. "If you don't have anything else, I highly suggest you leave." She formed a long scythe blade from her arm. "Now."
"Uh, fair point." he spoke before walking out and crying anime tears. 'At least he'll have two wives, I'll be alone the rest of my life.'
Soul gulped again before looking between them. "Um so what now?"
"We kiss/fuck!" Both said before looking at the other. "No we kiss/fuck!"
His eyes widened before the two butted heads with frowns.
"We both agreed to do that after he's eighteen!" Nitori glared.
"You did, I just wanted to fuck him." Abigail smirked. "Plus he might be big in the dong!"
"We're waiting until we're officially married."
"You can do that, I'm just going to fuck my man!" She laughed with a hint of lustful insanity. "But I'll let you have the leftovers."
Nitori smiled before holding her scythe arm out. "Big words from a brash little girl."
Abigail made her arm into a gatling gun. "Sane with you oh old fashioned hag."
Soul paled and jumped behind the couch while hearing them get into another catfight. 'At this rate the roof is gonna come down.'
"Hey Soul-kun." Blair said while walking by. "Wow, what's going on with those wives of yours?"
"They're fighting over whether to kiss or bang me."
"...wow." She admitted. "So what's your opinion?"
"Neither!"
"So," she changed into her human form, naked, and grabbed him. "Want to do it with me? Meow~"
BANG!
She blinked and saw Abigail's smoking barrel aimed at her.
"That's it! I'm gonna take your souls! All nine of them!"
"Technically I have eight now."
"Whatever!" She snapped before firing at the cat as Nitori looked very vivid and started to expel a very dark aura.
"Time to die you hussy!"
"Shit!" called Soul running away as the couch was cut and the two lunged at Blair.
CRASH!
BANG BANG BANG!
"MEOW!"
"I'LL CUT YOU IN HALF!"
"DANCE LITTLE PUSSY DANCE HAHAHAHA!"
'Are they naturally insane?!' He thought in fear.
(Later)
Maka sighed as she walked back into the apartment, only to see Blair, naked and covered in cuts on the ground as Nitori and Abigail kept on kicking her.
"You skank!"
"This is for trying to fuck our man!"
"Ow! Ow! Hey I was just kidding! Ow! And at least I look adorable!"
"Just die!" Both yelled while kicking harder as Maka looked really floored.
'What happened when I was away?!'
"Maka!" Soul yelled running over and dragging her out before closing the door. "You gotta get them to calm down!"
"Huh?"
"Please!"
"Soul, what's going on?"
"They're insane!"
"Just tell me what ha...wait, did Blair tease you while in front of them?"
He nodded in fear.
"And she did it by being naked right?"
He nodded his head faster.
She groaned and facepalmed. "Well did you try telling them to calm down?"
"Hell no! They were fighting about either kissing me or fucking me! I'm NOT going to go anywhere near them!"
"And yet you have no problem staring at Blair." she frowned.
He opened his mouth to retort before closing it and looking away. "Um...you got me there."
"Just calm them down before Blair gets turned into a pile of cat food."
He sighed before looking at Abigail and Nitori. "Um girls?"
They turned to him. "Yes dear?"
"Can you NOT kill her?"
"But she was going to fuck you." Abigail frowned. "That's my job buster!"
"She was just teasing, she literally does that all the time."
Nitori looked at the cat before kicking her again in the rib. "I see, well we'll let her off the hook this once. But if she does it again her soul will be ours."
"That's right bucko." Abigail grinned sadistically.
"Ow." frowned Blair before turning into a cat and walked through the door. "I'm going out for a walk, bitches." she muttered.
BANG!
"MEOW!"
"Almost." Grumbled Abigail. "Stupid bitch calling cat."
Soul gulped before saying quickly. "So want dinner? I'm cooking."
"Sure/yes." Both said at once with a smile.
'Please don't let them lose it after we're done eating.' Maka thought in fear.
Knock knock
Soul blinked before walking to the door and opened it. "Yes?"
"Is a Maka Albarn here? I have several letters for her."
"Oh yes," he turned to her. "Hey Maka, you got mai-" he didn't finish as she raced over with a smile.
"That's me."
"I just need you to sign for the wheelbarrow full." he spoke handing her a form while pointing to a wheelbarrow filled with numerous letters.
"Woah." Soul muttered while Maka signed the form.
"Here."
"Thank you and do you want me to drag it in for you?"
"Nah, I got it." he spoke wheeling it in before leaving while the two looked up at the pile.
"Um what are these?" Soul asked while Abigail and Nitori looked on as well.
Maka grabbed one and blinked. "It says it's from some guy who heard about me and was interested in...oh god!"
"What?" Nitori asked before looking at the letter and gasped. "Oh kami."
Abigail looked and whistled. "Wow, who knew you had an admirer who was into THAT."
Maka blushed. "S-Shut up!"
Soul looked at one letter and opened it. "Ok it's just a guy who….huh?! Kidd wrote this?!"
She threw it aside and shivered before taking another one. "Ok, this guy isn't so bad, he sounds like he's from france."
"What's his name?" Asked Abigail. "Wait, maybe it's Gaston?"
"No, it's George, and he actually owns a restaurant there." she blinked while seeing a picture attached and blushed. 'Wow, he's really handsome.'
Soul blinked before picking up a letter and opened it. "Huh, this one's from….eh?! Tsubaki this time?!" He then saw a kiss mark on the side. 'That's….so cool.'
"Wait, these are all love letters." spoke Nitori. "I didn't know your meister was so popular."
"She's not actually." he deadpanned.
CHOP!
"Ow!"
"Maka chop." She said while hitting him with a small package, which opened up to reveal some…..used boxers. "EW!"
"Wow, who knew you used a dating site." spoke Abigail.
"I have to say, it was effective." Nitori said with a nod. "But still disgusting nonetheless."
"Maybe that's just a mixup?" Soul said with a shiver.
"I never used one." she frowned. 'And why are they showing up now?'
-Death's room-
"Yes? Yes that is right, her name is Maka Albarn." spoke Lord Death in the room on the phone. "Yes she is looking for love."
"Then give her to me!" Yelled a gruff voice. "I really need a waifu!"
'Maka will be so thankful.' He thought with a grin. 'Especially when she picks the right one.'