Crazy trouble with love part 6

Kasa Poppins and Neo

Series: RWBY

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-In a hotel in Vale-

Slam!

"Mmmm." Grumbled a woman while looking very annoyed and exhausted at the same time. She strolled in with a slight stagger while dropping a small umbrella on the ground, which rolled to the left, before falling face first on the bed sheets. She huffed and rubbed her cheek against the pillow while feeling sore. 'Ow...that blonde can punch.'

As she felt the fabric on her skin, she started to recall her previous mission, robbing a train full of dust. While yes she was able to send a big chested blond into snooze land for a bit, she didn't expect the most dangerous bandit on Remnant to appear right in front of her. Something she narrowly avoided getting away from since even she couldn't win that fight.

'Damn Branwen.' She thought with a frown. 'You just had to appear and stop me from killing that blonde bimbo.' She then recalled the mask the bandit had on and shivered. 'That's so creepy!'

As she curled up and closed her eyes, her umbrella glowed slightly. It slowly moved towards the bed before slowly forming into something shocking.

The figure was that of a medium sized woman with pink and red hair, black and white eyes, slightly pale skin with some pink stitches around her mouth, wearing a black dress with white fluffy collars around her arms, some black leggings that looked almost fused into one single leg, a pair of D cup breasts and a small ass, and wearing a mask of pure silver that seemed reflective to the touch.

The woman looked around, as it was revealed that on her neck was a pair of extra eyes that blinked slightly, before sitting next to the girl. "Partner in arms, do you want to talk?" She asked while revealing her long dagger like teeth.

Neo blinked and slowly looked up before going pale and wide eyed seeing the woman before jumping off the bed and scrambled under it.

"Partner in arms?" She said again before looking under the bed. "What's wrong? Do I have bad breath?" As she asked a long tongue came out of her mouth and licked around her teeth. "You can tell me."

'AHHHHH!' thought Neo. 'W-Who is she?! What is she?! Why is she here!?'

She blinked a little before saying. "Did I scare you?"

She moved deeper under the bed.

'I guess I did.' "Please come out, I'm not going to hurt you."

Neo shook her head and wished she had grabbed her umbrella before going under here.

"But I'm really not going to hurt you." She said again. "I mean aren't we weapon spirit and partner in arms?"

She shook her head no.

"But I'm Kasa Poppins." She pouted as her tongue moved a little. "Your cute killer of love."

'What? That's not real! It's an umbrella, not...this!'

Kasa Poppins sighed before changing back into an umbrella and then back again. "Please come out, I just came out to comfort you, like when you found me in the streets after losing your parents."

Neo's eyes wided. 'But….how?!'

"Please come out partner in arms. I don't want to feel like a monster you know." She said sadly.

Neo was hesitant and looked down while not moving.

Kasa Poppins closed her mouth before moving on the stomach and looked at her. "I know you're scared and hurt from the battle, but it hurts me a lot if you run from me...like how people ran away from you for your powers. I just don't want you to become a bigot like the other people that made fun of you."

'...what?'

She smiled sadly. "Please?"

Neo slowly blinked before crawling out from under and stood up.

She got up as well and smiled. "Thank you partner in arms. You really made my day." She then looked at Neo's confused face. "Oh right, I'm Kasa Poppins, your weapon spirit and formally a normal umbrella before getting added with a hidden blade and a few dust infused cloth, thanks for that again partner in arms." Her mouth opened slightly at that to reveal her tongue again.

Neo shivered while trying to keep from moving away. 'Why does she keep calling me that? Why not just use my name?'

"Partner in arms?" She said before taking a seat on the bed. "Do you want me to explain anything or-"

Ring ring ring.

Neo picked up her Scroll before seeing a picture of Roman on it.

"Neo! Get over here now!"

"..." she blinked confused as she tilted her head back as Kasa Poppins walked up the fridge.

'Maybe some vanilla will make her more mellow?'

"There's a woman over here and you won't believe who she is."

"...?" She looked very lost at that.

"Hey partner in arms! I got the ice cream you wanted!" Called out Kasa Poppins as she held some ice cream. "And it's still fresh!"

Neo's eyes widened before hanging up and ran towards the woman. She took it and began licking it while feeling more at ease.

She smiled while tasting some and sighed. "It's a shame that weapon spirits can't taste." 'Something I really hate in this world.'

She blinked.

"Yeah, we can't taste or give birth like humans. It's kinda sad you know, like….you being infertile due to getting that dust intake you-"

She glared at her in rage.

"Sorry sorry! I forgot it was still a sore topic." she said while looking really flustered.

Neo huffed before going back to her ice cream.

Kasa Poppins took a deep breath before expelling it. "Partner in arms, have you ever wondered if objects can have souls?"

She shook her head no.

"Well it only happens to weapons, like me." She said. "For us, we can gain sentience and human form when one hundred years pass or….when we get lots of love from our owners." She looked at her. "I was about ninety five when I was thrown away as an old broken down umbrella, and I thought I was going to be reused as waste until you gave me a new body and life, and for that I...thank you."

Neo smiled and gave a thumbs up before getting hugged by the woman.

"Thank you." She said with a smile. "You gave me love I never got and I am proud of saying that you are my partner in arms." she stuck her tongue out and licked Neo's cheek making her blush and jump. "Oh sorry."

'She's...so odd.'

"Oh." Kasa Poppins while moving back. "I almost forgot to tell you the terminology of partner in arms and the number of weapon spirits in the world. Um...do you want to listen?"

She nodded.

"Well for the number of weapon spirits in the world...it's about two million right now."

Neo's eyes widened with her mouth dropping.

"And….partner in arms means." She smiled with embarrassment. "Fiancé."

'Say what?!'

"I'm sorry." Kasa Poppins said with a blush. "But it's a great honor to be a partner in arms, plus….I think you would make a cute smol wife."

She blushed red in both anger and embarrassment. She puffed out her cheeks and grabbed her Scroll before typing a message up and held it to her weapon. "I'm not smol!"

"Oh sorry, I didn't mean to make you flustered but you are cute and tiny like a small puppy." She admitted with a blush.

'I am not like a puppy!' She thought in anger before Kasa Poppins patted her head.

"Partner in arms, can I share some of your ice cream?" She asked while her tongue moved around her lips.

Neo huffed and shook her head.

"Please?"

Neo shook her head again.

She pouted. "Oh come on, I saved you so many times yet you don't want to share any ice cream with me? Oh how cruel of you."

Neo put down another message and held it up. "I'm not cruel, it's just my ice cream."

"But don't….partner in arms, just like married couples, share the things they like because they love them with unending affection? Or…." she turned her head to the side. "Am I just sounding like a lovesick schoolgirl now?"

"Yes." she messaged being blunt while still blushing.

Kasa Poppins sighed while twiddling her thumbs. "Then maybe we should….start dating first then get to the ceremony when your ready to retire?"

Neo turned bright read briefly getting the image in her head. "B-B-B-But you don't know if I'm into girls!"

"I'm not trying to push you." She said before gaining a dark look. "But before you ask, weapon spirits are very jealous of others trying to date or steal our partners in arms, and if we do see it happen." Her right arm became a long pointed blade. "It's going to be a lovely day for painting the roses red."

"C-C-Can't you just date another weapon to keep that from happening?" she gulped while turning pale.

"No." She frowned. "That's taboo, weapon spirits only date humans or fauni, if we did that with weapon spirits….well I really don't know what would happen but it won't be pretty."

Neo gulped while feeling cornered. "You mean, we're basically engaged?"

Kasa Poppins nodded. "But I'm not going to enforce it too much, I mean you're free to try and date other people. But just watch out ok?"

She gulped while the weapon spirit hugged her.

Kasa Poppins nuzzled her cheek while smiling very widely. "Mmm, so cute."

Neo blushed and hugged back while feeling the breasts press against her own making her feel envious.

"Partner in arms, you're beautiful." She said with happiness almost oozing out of her body like a river of energy.

"Uh...well...thank you."

She smiled while licking her other cheek.

Neo shivered at that as Kasa Poppins felt very happy right now.

(Later that night)

Both girls were sleeping together while Kasa Poppins was tossing and turning on the bed. She made low grumbles which were starting to rouse Neo up.

Neo groaned before hearing her weapon sleep talk.

"Um….no….please...no." She groaned while tossing and turning faster. "Please, don't come any...closer…"

'What is she dreaming about?'

"No...please...stop…" she groaned before shooting straight up and screamed. "NEO!"

Said girl winced while her weapon panted and was lightly covered in sweat.

"Ah...ah...ah…" She panted before looking around. "Oh thank dust….we aren't dead…" She then turned to Neo before hugging her tightly. "Partner in arms!"

Neo groaned while blinking in confusion.

Kasa Poppins sniffled while nuzzling her close to her. "Oh thank dust you're alive! I-I thought the red headed monster was going to kill you!"

'Oh I see, it was just a scary nightmare.' Neo thought before patting her back.

She sniffled while crying a little. "Thank dust...thank dust…" 'It felt….so real…'

'I hope she'll be alright.' Neo thought while feeling a little sad for some reason. 'I mean, she is kinda my….wife now.'

(Later)

Eventually the two went back to sleep while holding each other before the alarm started ringing which woke them up.

Beep beep beep beep beep.

Kasa Poppins groaned while punching the alarm and caused it to break. "Ugh….so tired."

Neo groaned while cuddling closer to the weapon while laying her head against one of the breasts.

She looked down and smiled. 'Aw, so cute.' She then started to stroke her hair. 'What an adorable partner in arms.'

Neo moved a little while feeling the tongue lick her cheek making her smile and giggle.

Kasa Poppins' heart skipped a beat before moving her tongue near the nose. 'Oh...my...dust she's cute!'

'Huh? Wait...what's this wet thing?' She thought before opening her eye and saw the tongue.

'Oh this is just so cute! I wish I knew how to use a Scroll!'

Lick~

'AHHHH!' Neo thought in horror.

Lick, lick, lick~

Kasa Poppins smiled while feeling really happy right now. "Oh, my partner in arms is so smol and cute!"

Neo flailed her arms around while her weapon didn't notice and dragged her tongue across the girl's face. 'What is she doing?!'

"I love my partner in arms!" she giggled happily. "And she tastes like a cute strawberry~"

Neo turned red before she quickly tried to push her back, but accidentally grabbed the weapon's chest.

"Eep!" She blushed while moving her tongue back in her mouth. "O-Oh, I'm so sorry, I didn't know you were awake!"

Neo frowned while her weapon blushed and looked away.

"I'm sorry." She said with a blush. "I didn't know, plus you were so cute sleeping on my chest."

She blushed at that.

"Anyway…..morning partner in arms."

'Yeah, morning too I guess.' she thought while wiping the saliva off her face.

Kasa Poppins moved her hand over her cheek before pinching it lightly. "Oh, you're so cute today. Wait you're always cute in my eyes."

She blushed crimson hearing that as her eyes turned pink for a second.

"Say partner in arms, want to get some cash? I'll help break into the bank." Kasa Poppins asked with a smile.

Neo grabbed her Scroll and typed in a message. "It's too early for something like that."

"Oh. Maybe later?"

She typed in another message. "Yes, but let's go back to sleep."

She nodded before giving her a hug. "Night my cute partner in arms, don't let the bedbugs bite."

Neo sighed with a light blush and just nodded. 'Well, this is a lot to take in, but it could be worse.'

(Elsewhere)

Cinder panted while running throuhg a forest and ducked behind a tree. 'Did they manage to track me all the way here? I need to stay hidden until I contact some back up!'

As this was happening, she didn't notice that a dark orange orb with red lines going down its sides was floating behind her.

'Betrayer! Oath breaker!'