*making out with Matthew* Honhonhon~ Matthew I can't get over the delicious way you taste~

*blushes* I-i-it's only m-m-m-maple syrup…..

*licks Matthew's lips* Mmmm Then I'm gonna have to eat you more often… *smirks*

F-F-Francis! I-I-I think we're f-f-forgetting so-so-something!

*kisses his neck* whatever it is, it can wait~

*moans* I-I-I re-remember now! We-we have to d-d-do the l-l-letters!

Whoever's letter it is can wait. I want to do you~ *lustful smirk*

I-I-I'm sorry Francis, b-b-but there's s-s-someone who n-needs our help. *knee's Francis where his 'rose' is*

*whining and groaning on the ground holding his 'rose'*

I'm sorry Francis but we have to read this letter and help whoever it is with their problems.

So let's see who it is from first. *opens the letter* It's from Ireland and it says

good morn to ya French scrubber. And you two little Canada

I know this is mainly an advise column for lovers and shet. but I gotta bit of a problem. I'm not all that sure should I be the only nation like this, but I don't feel particularly attracted to men OR women... this may sound weird from all the times you lot have seen me hit the whiskey, but not ONCE have I wanted or needed a lad or lass to lay beside me...I mean, I won't deny it, My past is one of the more crappier of the rest of us, and Maybe it was that scrubber England that flipped me into this back when he still ruled me, but I dunno...Maybe I'm just Asexual?
If you have ANY advise or help I'd much appreciate it.

Republic Of Ireland.

Uhh…umm …ahh

Dear M-Mr. Ireland...I-I'm sorry I feel useless but I have no idea what to say. I'm going to leave this advice to F-Francis he knows more about love then me...

*shakes Francis* F-F-Francis are you f-f-feeling better? M-Mr. Ireland could really use s-s-some of your h-h-help.

*stands up shaky* Okay but you owe me for that stunt. Owww. *groans and sits on a couch*

Well, Ireland, I myself always loved the idea of having someone share my bed with me. If it was someone for only the night or Matthew, someone I want to share my bed with forever.

Nice save…..

Until I found Matthew, I never actually thought about of being with them for more than a few hours a day. All I wanted was someone to satisfy my needs just for awhile back then.

But when I did find Matthew, I feel in love with him and everything changed for me. All I wanted was him, someone I actually loved and he loved me back.

At first, it was unknown to me because I never really loved anyone but I figured out what it was when I couldn't just let him go and be with someone else.

Now if you're asexual, there is nothing wrong with that. I know your brother England can be a major mood killer when it comes to affairs of the body but I dearest.

But you never know, you might find a, how you say, a 'lad or lass' that might bring up now found feelings that you might want to be with.

I say live your life and see what happens. If you keep these asexual feelings it is fine, be happy. If you find someone you actually love, be happy.

Just make sure you're happy with whatever life you live and enjoy it.

*sits beside him* So did you really mean all that?

Of course I did. Would I tell you something that I didn't mean?

*blushes* N-no you w-wouldn't…

Now you have to repay me for what you did earlier~

*blushes heavily* O-oh r-really? I-I-I d-do?

Yes~ I think it could use a good massage~ Honhonhonhonhon~

*gets push down on the couch* Ma-ma-maple…..