Crazy trouble with love part 6
Yang and Sun
Series: RWBY
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-Beacon-
It was a very tense time as it reached the midterms and for everyone in the school, they were already too focused on studies or slacking off to check their Scrolls for media coverage or texting. Each one trying to be ready and keep from getting tempted or else they'd flunk.
But for a certain blond Faunus, studying was WAY out of his mind.
"Say Blake, want to-"
"No Sun, I'm busy." she spoke without looking at him as she looked through her book.
"But-"
"Look, I'm busy studying." She said while her eyes darted through the pages like they were nothing. "Why not go and ask Neptune to go play with you."
"I'll have you know it's not playing. It's a serious matter being a junior detective."
"Uh huh, and will being a detective help get a perfect score on the test?"
"If it's a test on solving cases." he smirked.
"..." she turned a page. "Sun, just go find someone else to pester."
He looked at her before getting an idea and leaned against the wall with a smile. "Hey, why don't we go out on a date? You can handle one little break right?"
"I'm not going to be labeled a dropout." She said bluntly. "And I do not want to live in my parents basement for the rest of my life."
"But-"
She glared at him. "Go away Sun Wukong."
He gulped while backing away slowly. "Right, sure, whatever you say."
Blake kept on glaring at him as Sun left the area. 'Sun you really need to learn some social cues.'
(With Sun)
He shivered before shaking his head. "Ok, so Blake's out of the picture." he put his hands in his pockets and sighed. 'I was just trying to help, plus it's just some test.'
As he walked a little down the hall, he didn't notice that he was heading towards RWBY's room.
Which was currently occupied by a very annoyed looking Yang.
'Fucking hell! Just fucking hell!' She thought while looking ready to punch someone.
With the other girls staying clear away from.
'Scary.' Ruby thought while hugging Weiss tightly.
'She looks ready to blow.' thought Weiss with a silent groan.
You see, girls have special days when their bodies start to go into overload. While normally this was a somewhat disturbing time for most, in Yang's case….it was almost like a time bomb strapped to a rocket strapped to a fifty foot Ursa which was then strapped to an airship set to explode in sixty seconds.
In layman's terms, don't fuck with her now.
"Um….Yang? Can I get you some tea?" asked Ruby in fear.
"NO!"
"Eep!" She jumped while holding onto Weiss tightly. "Sorry!"
She growled while breaking her pencil into shards with her right hand. "I need a break from this stupid studying!"
"Yang take deep breaths." Weiss gulped.
She quickly turned before throwing a book at her.
CRASH!
Weiss paled as it made an impact crater on the wall right next to her left ear.
"Don't. Tell. Me. What to do!" She snapped while not knowing that Sun was behind her.
"Hey sunshine, want to hang out with mura?"
She whirled around and huffed before she burst out into tears and started crying. "Don't call me sunshine! Please it hurts my feelings!"
'Eh?' He thought in confusion.
Yang sniffed while looking like a sad little puppy. "Why are you so mean to me?!"
"I...I didn't mean to make you cry." he spoke quickly.
She sniffled before grabbing his tail. "Your so mean!"
YANK!
"YEOW!" he cried jumping up with wide eyes.
That was when Yang's eyes became furious again. "You little shit! I'm going to stuff my fist into your ass and rip it apart!"
Sun gulped while looking at Ruby and Weiss, who were now hiding under the bed. "Uh...help?"
"No." Ruby whispered in fear. "Sorry Sun but we can't help you."
"You're on your own."
Yang glared at Sun while he looked like he was sweating a river.
"Um….did you know your hair looked nice today?"
She gasped before letting go of him. "Y-You….player…." she looked down while her hair covered her face.
'Oh man, this is getting really weird.' He thought before clearing her throat. "Me a player? Look I'm not only slick but have a great set of eyes." He pointed to them. "And all I see is perfect hair, a cute girl and some time alone together."
Yang felt her face heat up and averted her eyes.
"Oh I almost forgot." Sun said while trying to look cool and put a hand on her shoulder. "You're adorable when your flustered."
And cue something in her snapping as her eyes turned bright red. "What?"
"I mean yeah, look at your face, thighs, waist, the whole package."
Yang started to shake while her aura began to flicker. "You….little…."
"And you look like the perfect girlfriend for anyone you find handsome and charming."
PUNCH!
He went flying back from her punch.
"BASTARD!" Yang roared while her aura flailed up and her eyes and face were bright red.
He landed against the wall before seeing Yang run towards him in rage.
"DIE MOTHERFUCKER!"
"Sweet mother of gods!" He said before dodging the strike and ran off in the other direction. "Nevermind I'll let you study!"
"GET BACK HERE YOU BASTARD!" She roared before charging after him as Ruby and Weiss slowly poked their heads out of the corner.
"Weiss, do you think Sun's going to live or swim with the fishes?"
"Probably swim, if he stays together that is."
She nodded at that.
(With Sun)
He panted while running into a closet and locked the door behind him. 'What did I just unleash?!'
"SUN!"
He gulped and heard Yang stamp around outside.
"WHERE ARE YOU?!" She roared while running down the hall.
'Shit! I need to get my weapon and quickly!' He thought before slowly opening the closet and tiptoed out of there.
-SSSN's room-
Scarlet yawned while looking at his textbook with a bored expression and turned to Neptune. "Are you sure this is going to work?"
"Of course, I made sure that all the cheat slips are in your pencils next week." He said while writing some answers down on tiny sheets of paper.
SLAM!
"SAVE ME!" Sun yelled out in fear.
They turned and saw him rushing to his weapon.
"I'm in danger!"
"From what?" Neptune asked. "A killer Nora?"
"WORSE!"
SLAM!
"SUN! WHERE ARE YOU YOU FUCKING LITTLE PANSY SHIT?!" Roared Yang while punching the door with one hand.
"THAT!"
SLAM!
SLAM!
SLAM!
"FACE ME YOU BASTARD!" She roared while the door began to break apart.
Scarlet jumped while getting his weapons. "What did you do Sun?!"
SLAM!
SLAM!
SLAM!
"I might have flirted with her or something." Sun said with a hoarse voice.
"Oh great!" spoke Neptune before the hand burst through the door and grabbed the knob.
"HERES YANGY!"
"AHHHH!" Sun screamed in horror before hiding behind Neptune. "Save me!"
She ripped the door off its hinges before glaring at them in an unholy rage. "YOU SHALL DIE!"
"It was just harmless flirting!"
Yang roared before throwing the door at them and sent Sun flying out of the window and right onto some bushes.
He let out a loud 'oof' before seeing Yang jumping off the windowsill and right at him as her weapons began to activate. "Oh sweet mother of god!"
"DIE!"
He rolled out of the way as she landed and hit the bush before running away again.
"SUN!"
(Elsewhere)
Ozpin sipped his coffee in peace as he sat on a bench near a few trees. "This is just what the doctor ordered, or in this case Glynda having a small fuss about getting some sun."
"AHHHH!"
He blinked as Sun ran screaming towards him and hid behind the bench. "Is something wrong Wukong?"
"Save me!" He screaming in horror.
"From what may I pray tell do you need to save yourself from exactly?"
"Yang!"
"Miss Xiao Long?"
Sun shivered in nervousness. "Yes, she's gone crazy!"
"Define crazy."
"She's wants to kill me!" he spoke up before spotting blond hair and ducked down. "She's coming!"
Ozpin blinked as Jaune walked by and turned to Sun. "That's mister Arc, not miss Xiao Long."
He poked his head up while not knowing that Yang was stomping towards them.
CRACK!
CRACK!
"SUN!"
"YIPE!" he jumped before getting grabbed by the girl. "Please don't hurt me!"
"I won't hurt you." She growled while her hair looked almost a massive bonfire. "I'M GOING TO RIP YOU APART!"
"AHHH!" he screamed in horror while Ozpin stood up.
"Miss Xiao Long."
She glared at him with pure unadulterated rage. "WHAT!?"
"Perhaps you could set Mr. Wukong down."
She growled at that before saying. "FINE!"
Sun gulped before getting sent flying across the school yard. "AHHHH!"
"AND NOW I'M GOING TO END THAT PERVERT!" Yang roared while running after Sun.
"Wonder what's going on between those two."
(With Sun)
CRASH!
Sun groaned while landing on Ren's lap as Nora fed him some food with a fork.
"Hey!" frowned said girl. "We're in the middle of a picnic here."
"Ugh." He groaned before grabbing Nora's arms. "Nora! Help me out here and hit Yang with your hammer!"
"What no way! I'm not going to hit a fellow big knockers!"
"Please! I really need your help!"
"What did you do?" sighed Ren.
He turned to him. "All I did was flirt! And now she's going to kill me!"
Nora blinked. "Are you sure about that? I mean she's very easy to get pissed you know."
"Yang's ripped a door off its hinges and threw me out a window!"
"Damn."
"Wait, did she do anything else besides get mad?" asked Ren.
"Well she cried and called me mean."
Ren sighed. "Sun, Yang is acting like this because she's on her special day."
"...eh?"
"You know, her aunt flo." spoke Nora.
"Eh? I don't have an aunt named Flo."
Nora facepalmed. "Did you really NOT know what that means?!"
"Sun, she's on her period."
He blinked before going wide eyed. "You mean...like she's hormonal and all?"
"Yes." Ren said before pointing to Nora. "Trust me, I've seen her aunt every month."
"When he wasn't knocked out that is."
Sun gulped while feeling the earth shake. "Ah! It's her! Hide me!"
"Nope." Spoke Nora. "To make a girl with an aunt flo happy, you need to go up to her and say something nice. Or steamy in my case."
"B-But she's going to rip my head off!"
"Her emotions are all over, use that." spoke Ren. "Instead of running, go up and get her feeling flattered."
CRACK!
CRACK!
"SUN WUKONG! WHERE ARE YOU YA FUCKING BASTARD?!"
"...I'm so scared." Sun squeaked in fear.
"He's over here!"
"Nora!" Sun said in horror before Yang stomped towards him. He slowly turned around and gulped. "H-Hi Yang."
"SAY YOUR PRAYERS!"
"I'd do it now." whispered Ren.
"Um wait Yang! I need to tell you something!"
She growled while cocking her weapons. "WHAT?!"
"Um…..uh….um….I think you're hot right now?" he tried. "Like, smokin' hot, hotter than a volcano."
She blinked before her aura suddenly decreased and her eyes returned to normal as she blushed red. "H-Hey! D-D-D-Don't say things like that you idiot!"
'Woah, it worked?' "It's true, you're hot. Heck I'm surprised that you're not getting dates left and right. Plus your eyes are like purple pools of water."
Yang flushed crimson before letting Sun go and covered her face. "Y-Your just saying that!"
"And he likes your butt!" spoke Nora.
She started to shake while Sun felt very scared. "H-He does?"
"Absolutely! Heck he was staring at it before you came here. Even told us how meaty and firm it was." Nora lied. "Like a hamburger patty with extra meat packed into it he said."
She instantly started tearing up and covered her eyes. "It's not fat! You're a huge jerk!"
"W-What!? I didn't say that! Your butt is cute!"
She sniffled before running off. "Y-You asshole!"
"Wait! It's plush and firm! Anyone would love it!"
But she was long gone as Ren sighed.
"Nora, I think you went too far."
"Nope, now if I said her tats were fat THEN that's too far Renny."
"Great, now she's gonna really tear my head off."
"Actually." Ren said. "She's not mad."
"Eh?"
"She's embarrassed since she's usually the one doing the flirting."
"So what should I do then? Go after her? She might flip out again."
"It's either leave her alone and let her hate you or go after her and try to explain."
"Or you could write a will." Nora smirked. "And if you die, can I have your tail?"
"No!"
(Later)
Yang sniffled while hugging Ruby tightly. "H-He called my butt fat!"
"There there?"
"He's so mean!"
'At least she's not going psycho.'
Yang sniffed and looked at Ruby. "R-Ruby, am I...a fatty?"
"What no! What's are you talking about?"
"Sun said I was fat! That means I'm a fatty!" She cried while squeezing Ruby even tighter.
"Gah!"
Knock knock.
"W-Who is it?" Groaned Ruby.
"It's me." Said Sun from outside. "Um can Yang come out? I have something to tell her."
"Now isn't the best time." Weiss called out.
"Please? It will only take a few minutes." He said. "And then I'll leave."
"Go away!" cried Yang squeezing Ruby even harder.
"But Yang, I really need to talk to you!"
"Fuck off!"
"...fine." He sighed. "It was only a stupid bouquet of roses anyway."
She blinked and let go before running over and opened the door. "W-What?"
He looked up and revealed a bouquet of yellow roses wrapped around his tail. "Here, I thought it might make it up to you since I did make you upset."
She went wide eyed and took them before smiling. "Oh they're beautiful and smell so good!"
Sun smiled a little. "Well I was looking for red roses for your eyes, but this was a good second right?" 'Please don't knock my block off.'
Yang started to sniffle a little while looking at Sun's eyes. "Sun...this is...the most honest to god nicest thing I ever got."
"Well you know me, I aim to deliver."
She then suddenly hugged him tightly. "Oh Sun! I love you, you crazy monkey!"
"GAH!" he groaned from the squeeze while Ruby winced in sympathy.
"Ooh that's gotta hurt."
Sun groaned in pain. "H-Huh?"
Yang looked at him in the eyes as they sparkled for some reason. "Sun, I'm going to be dating you from now on until the end of time!"
SQUEEZE!
"AHH!" He cried out before she let go and gave him a kiss on the lips.
"I love you Sun oh and if you cheat on me."
BANG!
The wall behind Sun got a hail of buckshot.
"I'll end you where you stand!"
'Oh crap!' He thought while Blake walked by and saw him.
"What's going on Sun?"
"Um you see-"
Yang wrapped an arm around him and grinned. "He's about to take his girlfriend out on a fancy date, right Sun?"
He gulped and glanced between them nervously. "Uh...yes?"
She smiled and kissed his cheek as Blake felt like a bullet hit her in the heart. "Love you Sun."
He turned red hearing that while groaning at how he should've just studied instead of flirting.
'Yang….you...you stole my man!' Blake thought in pure rage as the screen turned black as Blake's bow.