Oh Matthew~

*looks up from his book* What is it Francis?

I have something for my sweet~ *pulls out a rose and hands him an envelope*

*takes the envelope* What's in this one? It's too big to be a letter.

No it's not another letter. Just look inside if you wanna know what it is.

Okay then… *opens it and takes whatever's in it out* F-F-F-FRANCIS! *instant nosebleed*

*flips hair* yes it's the pictures of me for you.

*blush* Y-y-yes I c-c-can see that! *flips throw the pictures* H-h-h-how can you ride a bike like that!? Is that Komajro!?

*Kumajiro pops out of nowhere* Who are you?

I'm Canada…. *flips throw more* W-w-w-what are those!? I've never s-s-s-seen these b-b-before! W-w-w-which way is up on this one!? *super nosebleed*

Honhohonhonhonhonhonhonhonho n~ I don't think poor Matthew would recover in time to read the letter for today. So for today I'll read the letter for him~ *opens the letter*

Awww it's from one of America's children, Minnesota, and it says

Dear Uncle Matty and (technically) Grand-pere;
I'm not looking for advice on my own love life (Connie and I are perfectly happy, TYVM), but rather how to get Papa and the bitchy Englishman together. Louisiana's tried voodoo spells multiple occasions, New York, Vermont, Maryland and a bunch of the others on the East coast teamed up to get them drunk, and California sent them both versions of the Kama Sutra (edited by her and Montana), and everybody else has tried a gazillion other things, but none of them seem to work! Someone else might've already asked you how to give them a push, but if they haven't I am, so any suggestions?
Love (to Uncle Matty), Minnesota.

*recovers* Oh Minnesota, I love you too.

*shocked* Grand-pere!? How am I a Grand-pere or grand anything!? I am only 26! I'm not old! I don't have grey hairs at all! I still have a high sex drive and I can always get it up! *sulks in his emo corner again*

*sighs* Oh Francis…..

Dear Minnesota, h-hello um...I think I know how you can try and get them together. You should tell my brother (idiot...) to be honest with him. I know my spazz of a brother can't do that! But he has to! It's for the best you could always slip two free tickets to Seychelles (I don't think England would like to go to Paris) for a romantic getaway for them both! I'm sure they'd love it!

*still sulking* Yes they would…

And the reason why your plains didn't work is because, one; your father is an idiot and two; England has too much pride for his own well being.

Voodoo wouldn't work because it would be like forcing them. Plus with England's so called magic, he can probably smell it coming a mile away and do something about. And also, hello young Louisiana how are you?

Getting them drunk would only make things worse. England would just bitch and be depressed about how America, revolutionary war, and how he left him. And America would be extremely uncomfortable.

The Kama Sutra was a good idea. Such a shame that my people didn't write it but china's did. *sighs* My country is more known for the sexual acts and the art of it. But I am wondering about what's in it, I'll have to read it sometime and try those things. Honhonhonhonhon~ This didn't work because, again your Papa's an idiot and England mostly throw it away thinking it came from me.

But sometimes you just got to let things happen naturally. You can also, like Matthew said, give America a little push in the right direction. Help him figure out what to do.

A romantic trip for two would also help them. Just them alone with each other to help them realize their feelings for the other.

I see your feeling better now.

Yes I am it's just the fact that I'm not old.

Well you're not old to me…

I'm not?

No and believe me, *sits in his lap* you can still get it up.

Honhonhonhonhonhonhonhon~ You mean like now?