Crazy trouble with love part 6
Fry and Female Hookers
Series: Futurama
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"Ah, this is the life." Fry said with a grin as he leaned back in a large chair in a fancy looking office. "I got a great job, I'm making tons of money, and I get to have fun." he chuckled with a grin. He took his overly sized coffee mug and started drinking the slurm inside with a sigh before letting out a loud burp.
Suddenly there was a knock on the door and he looked up. "Mr. Fry, I have the new reports on the potential models Mom will be making and she wants to run them by you first."
"Alright, let me see them Emily!" He called out before letting out another burp with a chuckle. "That never gets old."
The door opened and a tall robot with pink metal and large breasts and ass dressed in a metal robotic secretary suit and glasses with a large stack of folders in her arms walked. "Mom would like these done by friday and she'll send you models of the ones you approve to you to test drive."
"Sweet." He smiled as she set them down and walked out with her hips swaying. "I love the robot secretary." he chuckled as he took the first file and opened as a hologram appeared above it that showed a golden robot with multiple hoses in place of arms with suction cups at the end of them and large breasts. "Hmm, looks good for a frat party, or gangbang, kinda reminds me of an octopus." He said as he pulled a green stamp and hit it on the file with the words 'approved' on it.
The next file showed a hologram of a silver robot with a straw hat, blue overalls, work boots, and with a round behind while sitting on a hay bale. "Wow, it seems they're going for an innocent farm girl theme here, not bad, it would be good for guys who are getting a robo how for the first time." He said as he hit the approve stamp on the file and opened the next one.
This one showed a greenish blue robot with long metal dreadlocks and the bottom half was a long metal snake tail with average sized breasts. "Hmm, not sure what they're going with this one, but if it's got a huge tail like that maybe it's meant to be exotic, or foreign." He said as he pulled out a yellow stamp that read 'Needs improvement' before hitting it. "This has potential but it needs work."
On the fourth one it showed an orange one with medium breasts and no ass, but did have a teasing red boa around her chest with two small horns on her head and a spade tail above her rear. "Alright, alright, here we go, this is what I'm talking about, they're really going for an evil like theme, a female robot devil...I wonder if the regular one will get mad about this or order them in bulk?"
He gave it the stamp of approval before he saw Emily pop her head in.
"Sorry for the intrusion Mr. Fry, but there's a man here to speak with you about something important."
"Huh? Oh, well, send him in, I can finish these later." he said as he closed the folders and pushed the to the side of his desk.
She opened the door and in walked an african man wearing a purple hat, matching jacket, both with white fur trim while having gold platform shoes and a bunch of jewelry rings on each finger with a huge gold necklace and long energy cane with shades over his eyes.
"Thank you for seeing me Fry, we have very big things to talk about, big, big things." He said as he held his hand out.
"If you say so Mr…."
"Pedro, my name is Fles Pedro." He spoke shaking Fry's hand while his rings shined from the room light. "And I came here because I've heard great things about you."
"Well, I'm glad to hear that, I do try my hardest in my line of work." He said with a grin. "So, why are you here exactly?" He asked curiously.
Pedro walked over and sat down with Fry doing the same. "Well ya see, I came here when I heard tell about what you do here. Apparently Mom's friendly robot company has been doing good ever since you helped advertise all them new fancy robot whores that people are goin' nuts over."
"Yep, apparently I look like a regular guy and that brings in a lot of customers, plus the robots like me so that's a plus." he said with a shrug. "Plus the constant sex is tons of fun as well."
"Fry, I'm going to level with you, you are the new head of the robo hoe business, it was an untapped market and overnight you have taken over it, no one can compete with you, hell your office is in the main club!" He gestured around while Fry smiled. "I don't know what Mom seen in you, but you must be sorta genius."
"Heh, well I do have that kinda mind." He smirked leaning back before going too back and fell off the chair which Pedro didn't notice as he started pacing.
"The demand for them sweet ass robots skyrocketed, and while I respect that because Mom's pleasing them robot lovers who need some robo booty, it's also a problem for me. You see I am one of a few who are respectful and proud managers of various women who sell what men like. I believe the old term you use to refer to us as is 'pimps' am I right?"
"Yep, that would be it, I thought you were one what with the clothes, but why are you here then, it's not my fault they love the robo hoes, I just help with the designing and ideas and selling them….I'm a pimp, aren't I?"
"Well technically no, but what I'm gettin' to is that this poses a problem for so many hoes out there who ain't made of metal and wires. Since the dawn of time, man has wanted one thing, a fresh nice booty. Now it's two things if you count titties, but we all know men just love to gawk at some fine booty. After all, you probably seen some nice ass in your time before taking this job, am I right?"
"Yep, and it's really fine to look at, but what am I supposed to do, I like this job, I'm making money, people love the robo hoes so I can't just make them go back to regular ones, right?" He asked as he looked at him. "I mean, what are you going to do, beat me up until I quit?"
"Well if this was the bad part of town and I had my diamond encrusted brass knuckles, then yeah." He replied bluntly. "But no, that's not an option right now. I for one understand Mom's got influence around here that she could shut down my operations no problem, but I don't want the robot hoes to stop, in fact I just pre-ordered myself a couple of them twin asian models. I likes me some of that squinty eye booty." He smiled while showing off an emerald tooth. "No Fry, what I came here is a proposition for you."
"Well first off, thanks for ordering that model, it took a bit to convince Mom to make that model, but now it's one of out hottest sellers, and two, what is your proposition exactly?" He asked as he crossed his arms.
"Simple, I want you to help me show the universe that regular hoes are just as good. I want to hire you as our own spokesperson to promote our hoes to them lonely men, or women, out there who could use a good time, for a price of course."
"Huh, that does sound interesting, and I think I could do it, but wouldn't that be a huge breach in my contract with Mom to start promoting woman who would inevitably cut into our own robo hoe profits? In the long run that sounds like a bad idea for me unless I get Mom to agree to it." He said with a frown.
"Funny you should mention that." He chuckled before the door opened and said woman walked in with a smile. "You think I'd come in here with my pants down if I didn't go to the head honcho herself?"
"You bet your ass it would be! And congratulations Fry, you just managed to keep yourself from getting fired." She said as she slapped Pedro on the ass. "This man has been offering me a good deal of the profits if I let you promote his whores, so you have nothing to lose by doing this, plus you just earned yourself a bonus for not betraying me."
"Mom?!" He jumped before standing up straight while befuddled. "Uh...wait, what's going on?"
"Why it's simple deary. Pedro talked to me beforehand and came up with a plan that would guarantee both of us are swimming in moola for decades to come. Imagine this if you will, what do you think people will want if they get use to robot prostitutes who start getting too costly for them to purchase or maintain?"
"Um….uh….they'd be pissed off?"
"Exactly! It's all about the money, the second I charge them too much they will jump ship and start paying for regular living prostitutes again, that is until the pimps make their prices higher or I lower mine, it's an endless cycle where the money is always tilted away, but this way we'll be covering both ends and get rich no matter what happens!"
"Now most people would call this illegal cause this is what big time CEOs do between themselves, but when it comes to buying for sex and pleasure, that can open a lot of doors." Spoke Pedro. "You know how many of my girls that head president of yours buys for private dance parties in the white house? Every time it happens I get myself a new gold plated limousine I could live in." He laughed with a grin. "I've been keeping records of all my clients, especially the famous ones so if anyone tries to stop us I'll release a scandal so big the entire earth won't be able to show its face to the galaxy again!"
"In the end the world is run by money and sex and we're about to control both!" Mom said as she walked towards Fry. "And that's where you come in."
"Hmm, well, that does sound nice." He admitted walking to the window and looked out. "I'm just not sure, I feel like I'm turning into some sleaze ball if I did that, or some kinda man-whore."
"Oh we got those too." Spoke Pedro. "But think of it this way, it's not like you killing people, selling illegal drugs, or makin' war, you just doing your job to make a livin' and getting paid what you're worth. Does that sound like somethin' a sleazeball would do?"
"Well, no, not exactly."
"Exactly! We need you, you are a simple man making a living, you are treating this like a job and that is perfect, if you weren't it wouldn't be good for us since people are more willing to try our girls since you look like someone they can trust and you just look like a regular guy."
Fry rubbed the back of his head before there was a knock at the door. "What is it Emily?"
"I hate to bother you Mr. Fry, but there's a robot here called Bender Bending Rodriguez who says he knows you, shall I tell him to visit later?"
"Um, tell him I'm busy at the moment, but have him wait in the waiting room, tell him he can have one free lap dance on me while he waits from any girl he hasn't given a virus to yet." Fry said into the intercom.
"See? You aren't even blowing off your old friends like anyone else in your position would, you're perfect!" Mom said with a grin. "So take the job Fry, your pay will triple and you will get a bigger office."
He rubbed his chin and turned to Pedro before smiling. "Alright, I'm in, I'll be the spokesperson for your hoes."
"Great! This is perfect, I'll send over some of my top girls later with a list of all my current girls under my employment." Pedro said as he grabbed Fry's hands and shook it.
"Wait, should I be worried about getting some kind of alien STD?"
"Oh Fry, that's crazy, my company's had the cure for any STD for years." chuckled Mom. "It's just a little secret we don't tell anyone since we wouldn't be able to abuse it for all it's worth."
"Makes sense to me." He replied bluntly.
"And don't worry, part of our agreement is that all my girls get in on this, people pay top dollar for a clean hoe." Pedro said as they began to walk towards the door. "Oh, and word of warning, my girls aren't just human, they pretty much any race out there that a person can fuck. So pretty much all of them, have fun."
"Wait, what?" He called right before they left. "Well, that'll be new...it can't be that bad, it won't be much different from the girls...hopefully." He said as he collapsed into his chair. "Well, I better see what Bender wants." He hit a button on his desk before a screen popped up showing said robot in the waiting room getting a lap dance and chugging a beer. "Yo what's up Bender?"
"Fry, I love coming to your work, free beer and hookers! I'll be in a bit!" He laughed with a grin as he smacked the hookers ass. "Dance for me baby!"
"Ooh, aren't we a naughty robot?"
"Remember, only the lapdance is free Bender, you have to pay for sex." Fry said as he shook his head. "So, what are you doing here, you can come into my office once you're done."
"Yeah I'll be there in a minute, maybe ten, woo!"
Fry shook his head and leaned back in his chair.
(Ten minutes later)
Bender walked in while wearing a lampshade and giggling. "Oh man Fry, I never get tired of this place."
"Yeah, it's pretty awesome, so what brings you to my humble workplace?" He asked as he looked at the file of the first girl again.
"Damn, not bad, but I seen better." Bender waved off while tossing the lampshade aside. "As for what, I figured I'd come by and tell you about how stuff at planet express is going."
"Really? I've been wondering about them, how is everyone doing without me...and how has Leela been doing, is she still pissed about the commercial?"
"Oh big time. She still hasn't stopped ranting about that one robot that changed into her." He laughed while holding his body. "Even Amy mentions how it doesn't quite match up, the robot's got a slimmer stomach bahahahaha!"
"Hehehe, yeah, I can imagine that, though I got to say that one has been selling like crazy, people love to have sex with a near perfect copy of anyone they want." Fry said as he opened a new folder to show a robot that was thin but was covered in a clear coating with a gel like liquid inside with large breasts and ass. "What do you think about this, this is the water bot 09700, it has a gel layer around its body it can control to make either the breasts larger or the ass large, plus according to research it is going to feel like your doing a water bed, I'm on the fence about approving this one or not."
"Do I look like I can bang a water bed? Come on Fry, you're asking me if that's what I wanna bang?" He crossed his arms while rolling his eyes. "To me unless she's got a sweet ass and high generator making sparks fly, it's gonna take more than that to get my attention."
"Generator...sparks...that's it!" Smiled Fry before making a crudely done squiggle of a robot. "A brand new model for robots alone, made to generator enough power it's like you're actually jacking in to a walking power plant and have the ride of your life."
Bender's eyes went wide before he got up and walked towards Fry before hugging him. "Fry...you are a genius, don't you ever quit this wonderful job that makes amazing hoes!" He cried happily as he kept hugging Fry.
"Gah, no...problem...buddy." He groaned from the squeeze. "I can't feel my ribs...you can let go now."
"Alright, you got it meatbag." He said with a grin as he let him go. "Now if you'll excuse me I gotta go deal with the next delivery since this was my lunch break."
"But...lunch ended an hour ago." Panted Fry.
"Huh, oh well, I'll just say it's a new robot holiday." He said as he reached into his chest and pulled out a metal Shtreimel. "Robotonaka has just been born!" He cried as he walked out of the office.
"Well, might as well clean the place up before the girls arrive." He looked at the papers on his deck which were crumpled before pushing them in the trash can. "Done." He said as he picked up the rest of the folders and put them to the far side of his desk. "Alright, now all I gotta do is wait for girls to arrive."
(Later)
Fry was finishing the last of the folders Mom had sent him before setting it down with a sigh. "I wonder when those girls Pedro was going to send are going to arrive?"
Knock Knock
"Mr. Fry, I have several woman here sent from a Mr...Pedro? They have a lot of folders with them, shall I send them in?"
"Yes Emily, go right ahead." He rubbed his hands with a grin. "Time for a little fun."
The door opened and the first thing he saw was a purple skinned alien with four arms, a pink pig nose and large breasts dressed in a bright tube top and mini skirt carrying an armful of folders.
"Hey there hot stuff." She said as she walked towards his desk before dumping the folders on it. "My names Desire, and I'm here to drop off some of the files on Pedro's girls."
"Would you just happen to be one of them?"
"Yep, I'm top bitch, nice to meet you."She said as she looked him over. "So you're the bastard who's been pushing those robo hoes on people, I've lost almost half my regulars because of them."
"Oh, uh...oops." He chuckled while she crossed her arms. "Nothing personal, I mean, you probably still have tons of guys if you're wearing clothes like that, right?"
"Yeah, but Pedros been letting the hoes who don't bring in enough money go so he can replace them with robo hoes, something about asian twin bitches." She muttered with a frown.
Hearing that made Fry gulp and tug at his collar. "Well...um….hey why don't I get on those papers?"
"Yeah, not yet, ever since I lost some of my regulars I haven't been seeing much action, so I'm going to have some fun damn it." She said as she began to march towards him. "Now take off the pants."
"Oh! Yes ma'am." He nodded before moving to undo his pants and kicked them off before she climbed onto his lap and he stared at the breasts right in front of him.
"You better make this good, because Desire's gonna be charging you a premium for hurting my business." She said with a frown as she began to take off her skirt. She slid it down her legs while Fry saw there was no underwear underneath making him gulp and start getting excited. "Now then, I'm going to skip the usual four handjobs and go straight to the main event." She said as she began to rub his erecting dick.
"Yes ma'am." He nodded before letting out a groan.
"Yeah, that's right, you better groan for me, I am going to make you nothing more than a toy during this fuck!" She said with a grin.
'I just hope she doesn't bust my balls, literally.' He thought as he groaned again as his dick became fully erect.
"Perfect, now to stick it into Desire!" She said as she positioned her pussy above it. "Just remember, don't go grabbing my chest, this is meant for me baby."
"A-Alright, you got it!" He groaned as she began to slide herself onto his dick. "D-Damn, you're kind of tight!"
"I said it's been a long time." She groaned while holding onto his shoulders. "So you gonna fuck me until this hole here is all loosened up!"
"Y-You got it, go nuts!" He groaned with a grin. 'Alright she wants to fuck me as long as she wants...nice!'
She slid down till all the dick was inside before sliding up and then slammed back down with a moan while Fry gripped his chair. "Oh yeah, that's the stuff, I've missed the fucking!" She moaned as her face turned pink as she blushed with a grin. "I gotta say, you have a pretty decent cock!"
"Thanks! The others think so too." He groaned.
"Don't get a big head or I'll send in Izzy to bring you down a peg!" She moaned as she brought herself down again.
"Ah!" He groaned. 'I don't wanna think about who Izzy is, even though I want to.'
"Now groan for me, say my name!" She shouted as she bounced her hips up and down with a moan.
"Oh fuck yeah! This is awesome Desire!"
"Louder!" She moaned with a blush.
"Desire!"
"Come on, I wanna hear you scream it out baby!" She ordered while slowing her bouncing down and grinding against the dick making him groan louder. "Now scream it!"
"DESIRE!" He groaned out loudly, making her grin.
"There you go! Now keep it up, what's my name?"
"Desire!"
"There you go, keep it up, I'm almost there!" She moaned as she began to quiver. "I'm gonna wring every drop you got in them balls!"
"A-Alright, you got it Desire!" He groaned as his dick began to twitch. "I'm cumming!"
"Same here!" She moaned right as he shot his load into her right as she came, her juices covering his dick. "Oh hells yeah! That's what I'm talking about!"
"Oh yeah, that feels great!" He groaned with a grin. "This is just as good as robot sex!"
"Damn straight! I'm all flesh and bone, no cold steel in this pussy." She moaned with a large grin. "Now say that I'm the best, no one can compare to me!"
"Y-You're the best!"
"Come on, say it louder!"
"Y-YOU'RE THE BEST!"
"There we go! I'm the top bitch for a reason!" She smirked while staying on his lap until his seed stopped shooting out.
"W-Wow, that was pretty intense...thanks Desire." He groaned with a grin.
She slowly got off him and grabbed her skirt before putting it back around her. "Well keep that in mind if you're lookin' for some real booty and not some toy."
"A-Alright, you got it." He said with a groan as he watched her leave. "Damn...that was awesome." He chuckled as he looked at the multiple folders she left on his desk. "How many girls does Pedro have working for him?"
He grabbed one and opened it while hearing his door open. "Is that you Desire? Did you forget something?" He asked curiously, not bothering to look up.
"Do I look like her?" Asked a different female voice.
"Huh?" He said as he looked up to see another girl and to have his eyes widen in surprise. This one was wearing a black leather v-string bikini with green scales, webbed feet, and gills on her neck with fins on the sides of her head, an amphibian-like face, and some kind of backpack with tubes running into the sides with water. "Oh, sorry, my mistake."
"It's fine, I'm guessing she was the last girl you saw?" She asked as she carried in another armful of folders.
"Yeah, she was mad about how well the robo hoes were doing and made me pay her back for taking away some of her customers unintentionaly." He chuckled as she dumped them on his desk. "Wait, do all the girls have this many files to give me?"
"Yep, Pedro is a world wide Pimp, he has tons of girls under his thumb, especially since he's eliminated every other pimp on this planet and took their girls, as is the long standing tradition of the pimps."
"Yeesh, where does he put it all? On his private space station." He joked.
"Actually yeah." She said as she nodded her head. "He calls it pimp station."
"Wow, that's...pretty amazing." He said in shock. "I wonder if I'll get a space station…"
"You might, you'll need somewhere to put all these files along with the ones on robot hoes." She said as she looked around his office which was full of filing cabinets.
"So he wants me to look up on every single girl he's got?"
"I think so, so I hope you don't have any plans this week." She chuckled as she looked him over. 'Huh, not half bad, I'd do him.'
Fry let out a groan before looking back at the file in his hand. "Hey, this one's about you miss...Samantha."
"Oh really? Huh, we usually aren't allowed to see our own files, pen it up." She said as she looked at it curiously.
"Ok." He said as he opened it to show a hologram of her naked that spun around slowly that began to show info on her age, species, and specialty on fucking and how much she earns per month. "Wow, this is pretty thorough."
"Yeah, except my butt isn't THAT big. Now Natasha? She's got an ass that could block out the sun." She muttered as she looked at the file. "Well, at least they got the part about my signature tongue job right."
"Your…. Tongue job?"
"Yeah, it's where I take advantage of my long tongue and wrap it around my clients dick, think of it as an extreme blowjob." She opened her mouth before said tongue stretched out and went all the way down near her chest.
"Wow, that's pretty impressive, I don't think we have a robot who can do that!" He said in shock.
"In that case, what say I give you a demonstration?" She asked with a grin as she began to approach him. She looked over and saw that his pants were already down and his dick semi-erect. "Wow, I guess you really did have fun with Desire, huh?"
"Yeah." He chuckled while she got on her knees and spread his legs. 'This is going to be good!'
"Alright, time to get some nice, nice white liquid." She hissed as she began to wrap her tongue around his dick.
Fry hissed from the wet tongue which actually managed to wrap around his whole dick and even balls together making him grip the arms to the chair. 'O-Oh man, this is different!' He thought as she began to move her tongue back and forth, making him groan in pleasure. 'It's like I'm getting a handjob that's covered in lotion.'
'Huh, I can taste the sperm from before, not bad, kind of salty.' She thought as she kept moving it back and forth. She used her tongue to squeeze and rub all around the rod while Fry groaned louder. 'There we go, moan for me, this is why I'm the best at what I do!' She thought with a smile as she kept moving her tongue across his dick.
"E-Easy! I'm still sensitive!"
'Then why hold back? This is supposed to be intense, pleasurable and amazing, I know what I'm doing.' She thought as she kept moving her tongue, lightly squeezing his balls with the tip of her tongue.
Fry jumped while feeling like his dick was melting from the tongue. 'Oh god, this-this is unbelievable! This feels amazing!' He thought as he groaned in pleasure. "Keep it going."
'You got it! I must say, usually guys lose it by this point.' She thought before feeling it start to twitch. 'Ah, there we go.'
Fry groaned before his sperm went shooting up into the confined space which went over the dick thanks to the grip the tongue had with the tip sliding up in to lick it up.
'There we go, now I can have my favorite treat~.' She thought happily as she licked up his sperm, shuddering at the taste.
Fry groaned as he felt the sperm get lapped up until it was all gone. "D-Damn, that was amazing!" He groaned as she began to pull her tongue away.
"Thanks, I try my best." She said with a smile as she got up.
"Woo, I thought you were gonna eat my whole dick with that tongue."
"Nah, I haven't done that in months, and I only did that when the bastard wouldn't pay me." She chuckled as he paled. "Anyways, I gotta go, good luck with the others."
"Ok...wait, are they all just out there waiting to be let in?" He asked as she opened the door.
"Yup." She said as she left the room. "He's free, you're up next Silvia."
"Great!" He heard a high pitched voice call as the door opened as a bald blue skinned alien with long arms that were tentacles entered. She was wearing a thin white tank top and a pink skirt that was barely able to cover her large ass. "I thought I was never gonna get a chance to come in."
"Um...sorry about that." He said as he tried not to stare at her ass as she matched forwards with a multitude of folders in her arms. "Um, how many girls are out there exactly?"
"Don't know, I lost count." She giggled, making him groan. "So, um...where can I put these?" She asked as she held up the folders.
"Anywhere, I usually just left the filing go to Emily." He said as he looked at the giant stack of folders already on his desk. 'I feel like this is going to bite me in the ass though, I have to look through all of these and there's tons still coming!'
"Well it looks like you had fun with the other two, mind if I jump in?"
"W-What?" He asked in surprise as she set the stack down on his desk, accidentally knocking some of them to the floor. "Wait, you wanna get fucked too?"
"Yep, I wanna have fun too!" She giggled with a smile. "I give great tentacle jobs and I take all comers, Pedro sends me to these fun large parties where I entertain everyone!"
"Uh...well...hold on." He moved over near a small fridge before grabbing some slurm, guzzled it all down and burped before tossing the can in the trash can. "Alright, I'm all hydrated, let's do this thing."
"Great! I'm going to get to have fun!" She laughed as her eyes turned to stars before he quickly stripped and lunged at him, surprising him. She crashed into him causing him to fall back off the chair and on the floor. "It's been soooo long! Pedro took me off the street because I was getting 'Too carried away' and 'Went nuts', can you believe it?" She asked as she looked at him with a huge grin.
"Uh, no, can't say I do." He spoke before groaning as her arms reached down and eagerly started to caress and rub his dick. "W-Wow, this feels really strange with tentacles." He groaned as she grinned even more.
"Oh yeah, I'm special with these, I always make people so happy when I use them!"
'I just hope she doesn't yank it off.' He thought as he felt the suction cups gripping at his dick, making him groan in pleasure.
"I'll make sure to milk you over and over and over." She said with a crazy look in her eye as she began to move her tentacle back and forth with a grin. "All of your sweet, sweet sperm will be mine, all mine!"
"Just go easy, it's a little sensitive."
"Aw, really? Do I have to?" She groaned as she pouted. "Can't I just go wild, pretty please?"
"Well...maybe just a little bit."
"Yay! Thank you!" She said as she kissed him on the cheek happily. "No one ever lets me go crazy! Yay!"
'Why do I feel like I just fucked myself over?' He thought as she licked her lips hungrily.
"It's been so long...so long since my last fuck session!" She grinned before squeezing his dick and rubbed her chest against his."We're gonna have so much fun~."
"O-ok…"
(Later)
"One more load, come on, you can give me one more Fry!" Moaned Silvia moaned with a large grin.
"No...more...to...give…" He groaned while her breasts bounced as she slid up and down his cock.
"Oh come on, you said that four loads ago, I just know I can squeeze an eleventh one out of you!" She shouted with a crazy grin on her face.
Knock knock
"Mr. Fry? Are you alright in there? The other women out here are getting impatient."
"He's busy!" Silvia moaned with a large grin.
"Hey, is that fucking Silvia in there? Damn it, I thought we agreed she'd be last!"
"Forget waiting, someone grab her before she kills the guy!" Another voice shouted as the door opened and several women entered the room to see Sylvia riding an exhausted Fry. "Damn it, she's milking him dry!"
"Go away! I want to have every single drop!"
They ran over and grabbed her while restraining her long tentacle arms and began pulling her off the man. "Come on, you know you can't keep pulling this shit, that's why you were confined to the Pimp station, you were lucky to be allowed to come deliver the files and this is what you do? Stop it!"
"Noo! I'm not done here!" She moaned a she tried to wrap her legs around him. "Come on Fry, just give me one more load, PLEASE!"
The others dragged him away while the first group got in close to restrain the arms by tying them around her body.
"We are so so sorry Mr. Fry, we didn't know Silvia was the one in here, she is a bit...bat shit crazy, she overdoes it with whoever is assigned to her, it is so bad she almost killed a couple of guys."
"I….kinda….fi….gured…" He panted while Emily moved in and gasped.
"Oh my god! Mr. Fry, what happened to you?!" She cried as she ran to his side. "Please don't be dead, Mom said she would send me to the dance floor if you died, I like being a secretary!"
"I'm….not...de….ad…" He groaned weakly. "Need….slurm…"
"You need water and rest, no more sex today Mr. Fry." She said sternly. She turned to the other Hoes and said. "Listen here, Mr. Fry is obviously not well, so you are going to have to leave the files here without having any funny business, understood?"
"Sure, we know when to chill, but Pedro's gonna want us to come back when he's all better."
"Fine, just make sure not to come all at once, Mr. Fry has a lot of work to do so he can't just have sex all day."
"Alright alright, we'll show ourselves out."
"Bye…" Fry said weakly as they waved goodbye.
(Later)
"Ow, man that still hurts." Winced Fry who was feeling a bit better, but his balls felt like they were wrung nearly dry.
"Of course, you went through a lot, I'm amazed you survived so long, but at least now you have time to work on all the files they dropped off." Emily said as she gestured to the office full to the brim with folders.
"I think you mean you." He smiled while propping his feet back up. "I'm too tired to do something that strenuous, who knows what might happen."
"I am afraid I cannot allow that Mr. Fry, you must go through all the files alone, I have to take care of the ones you already approved for Mom's robots, so you will have to do this alone, you didn't think this job was just robot sex, did you?"
"Uh, of course not, that'd be silly." He quickly waved off.
"Indeed, and after all, it is your balls that are sore, as long as you don't use them you will be fine." She said as she turned to leave. "I will come in every hour to take away the files you have already completed."
He let out a sigh and sipped his water while grabbing the nearest one. "Damn it, I was so close." He muttered as he opened it to show a hologram of a naked green woman who was muscular and had the bottom half of a large creature with six legs. She had gigantic breasts and had two upper bodies on either side of the bottom half. "Damn, she looks like she could beat up one of those Amazonians." He said as he looked her over along with the info. "Alright, this ones specialty is boobjobs and being an exotic option for clients who want something strange...I think this would be an interesting girl to have around."
He marked her as approved and grabbed the next one which showed a blue colored woman who had light grey short hair, two antennae, and had white fur around her arms and legs with two moth wings and a thorax too. "Wow, she looks pretty cute, plus she does look pretty hot...let's see, she's a woman from the planet Mothra and she's a mothwoman….sure, she looks pretty hot." He said as he approved her.
He picked up the next file and opened it to see a hot pink woman who was short and had small breasts and ass and looked very young. "What the hell, is this a kid? Wait...she's 29 years old?" He said in shock. "Is this for people who like small people or kids? Not my cup of tea...plus we'd probably get a lot of bad publicity if we had her, so I'm gonna say no."
The next file showed a regular looking blond woman who seemed like an earthling, but on her head was a brain slug and had the same glazed look as others who had one on their head. "Wow...ok, she looks hot...but it's probably not a good idea to have a brain slug enter this place, so I'd say yes if she didn't have the brain slug, so...I'm gonna have to say no to her."
The next file had a tall woman who had dog ears, paws and a tail on her with large breasts and fur on her body, she had long red hair and she looked happy. "Wow, a dog girl? Well, this seems like a good match here, a nice soft fluffy woman would be good compared to a cold robot, that would be a good way to bring in people."
Next he saw a picture of what looked like a female of the same species of Kif with red lipstick with medium breasts and a small ass. "Huh. not bad, I could see some guys getting with her...not me though, she looks a bit to much like Kif for my taste." He said with a shudder as he approved her.
He picked up the next one and his eyes went wide in shock as he saw a woman who looked almost exactly like Leela except for the fact she had a tattoo on her belly that read 'Clone reject #27, property of Professor Farnsworth'. "Woah! A clone of Leela? She's a hoe too? Holy shit...where was she when I kept asking Leela out?" He muttered as he approved her with a grin. "It's not my fault she's a hoe, I'm just approving her, someone else made her so the real Leela can't get mad at me if she finds out."
The next file showed a cygnoid who seemed slightly pudgy, but her hips were big and had a more curved physique compared to the others he seen. "Huh, not bad, I guess she could do, I heard some guys like them big, plus being an alien might be a plus."
The next file he opened showed a woman who looked like she was made out of mud with large breasts and a small ass. "Ok, this one comes from a planet where they evolved from organisms that covered themselves in dirt now they're known as mudmen...we might need to contain her to a private room to hold back on the mess, but I think she'd be a good addition."
Next girl threw him for a loop since it looked like a well curved female from Zoidberg's species with tiny breasts, but a big ass. "Whoa, his people can be whores? I thought they could only mate once before they died, how has she survived?" He said as he looked at her file in confusion. "Oh! Wait...um...Emily! Can you come in here for a sec?"
"Yes Mr. Fry, what is it? Do you need me to take away some of your files?" She asked as she entered the room.
"Not yet, I wanted you to read this one file because it sounds like gibberish to me."
She took the file and read down. "It says here that while Decapodians are doomed to die after procreating with their male counterparts, she's been able to live due to the genetic difference among each of her different clients."
"Yeah….what does that mean again?"
She sighed before saying. "She can bang anyone as long as it's not someone of the same species, her species male genitalia is practically a bomb that goes off when they release her load inside her, which activates a chemical reaction that acts as a deadly poison to them."
"Oh right, I knew that, I was just testing you." He smiled while she rolled her eyes. "I'd say she'd be great, as long as Dr. Zoidberg doesn't hear about her." He muttered.
"Yes, by the way, Mr. Pedro has sent you a fruit basket as an apology for Silvia's actions yesterday, he says and I quote 'I am sorry Fry, I will make sure my bitch doesn't pull this shit again, so we cool?'"
"Eh it's no big, I'll live." He chuckled as the basket was set down before he opened a file which showed a female Native Martian in a revealing attire of her native clothing. "Wow, she's kinda hot, I'll let her in." He said as he approved her file.
"How many girls have been passed off if you don't mind me asking?"
"Well, I think I've approved around ten so far, why? How many files are there exactly?" he asked nervously.
"Oh I'd say about….three hundred, give or take an extra fifty."
"Oh come on!" He groaned as he looked at all the files. "This is going to take forever!"
"Welcome to the workforce, now get back to work Mr. Fry, and don't forget they'll send the ones you approve for you to test yourself." Emily said with a smile.
"Ok ok." He huffed before she walked out before he opened a file and went wide eyed. "No. Way." it showed a tall muscular woman with no clothes on, but her hair looked ragged and unruly. "Even an Amazonian?"
"Oh yes, Mr. Pedro is one of the most influential pimp in the galaxy, he's finding new girls of different species to join his pimp ring every day, so you might have some more files tomorrow."
'Wonder if I can give her an upgrade.'
(Timeskip)
Fry groaned as he jotted down on the last file before letting go of the pen. "Finally, the last file, it's all done."
"Congratulations, now you're all caught up, is your sexual injury healed yet?" Emily asked curiously as she picked up the files.
"Yeah, but my arms feel sore from having to use that pen over and over and over."
"Well, I'm glad to hear that, I'll tell the girls that you're ready to start seeing them now." She said with a smile. "They have been very anxious to see you."
"Well I do have that effect on women." He smoothed his hair out with a smile before it went back to normal. "Send them in."
"Alright, if you say so." She said as she opened the door. "Come and get him, he's fully recovered!"
"Yes!"
"But one at a time, we're not taking a chance like last time."
"Aw...what if we're twins, can we do him at once?"
"Fine, but no more than five siblings at a time." She said as Fry's eyes went wide.
"Wait, twins?"
"Oh yes, there are several twins, triplets and even an octuplet in Pedro's ranks." Emily said with a smile.
"Then send the first pair right on in." He said with a large grin as he watched the girls come in. 'This is the best day ever!'
(Later)
Bender was watching tv with Zoidberg and Hermes next to him and guzzling down another beer before burping up flames. He saw the show start to end and grin. "Hey, I heard from Fry his new commercial is going to be airing today, you meatbags interested?"
"You better believe it, if it's anything like the last one this is just what I need after today." Grinned Hermes while opening a magazine catalog showing robot models. "I'm hoping he shows off some new features to the triplet 1200, that one's like a bachelor party all in one."
"I love Fry's commercials, it's like free porn, and unlike the one in my garbage it isn't sticky and covered in white stuff!" Zoidberg said happily as Leela walked into the room.
"What are you guys doing on the couch again? I need some help getting the thrusters on the ship upgraded since they got banged up from that sudden meteor shower." She said as the screen turned bright yellow and Fry appeared in a three piece suit grinning. "Oh lord, is this another one of Fry's commercials? I hate him and those, he humiliated me and it's degrading to women." She muttered angrily.
"Hey there folks! It's me your old pal Philip J. Fry here with a big important announcement. I'm here to help tell you about some special hoes that for once AREN'T actually robotic, but made of flesh and other gooey stuff." He said as he began to walk to the side where to their shock they saw several of the alien hookers he had met with. "You see, it's fun to be with a robot every now and then, but it's even better to take a break and enjoy some of these loving ladies, let me introduce you to Bessie, she's from Talos 7 and is one of a kind." he said as a dark skinned alien stepped forward. She was tall with long horns on her head, a HUGE chest and a regular sized ass with her legs being cow legs. "She will give you breast jobs the likes of which you've never experienced before!"
"I could fit you, your friends, their friends, and even a whole dorm of guys at the same time with these." She smirked pointing to her chest.
"Yep, and if you're not into breasts we have much, much more for you." He said as he kept walking with a grin as he approached the next girl. This one had numerous arms and looked like a curby squid with legs. "This is the master of hansjobs, she will drive you nuts with her very touch, let me introduce you to Hanami!"
"The pleasure's all mine, I look forward to seeing you soon~."
"Now I know some of these girls may seem a bit too much, then try some of our more human ones, like this one right here." He said with a grin as he approached the Leela clone who was only wearing a bikini bottom. "Say hi to everyone Leela #27."
"What?!" Cried out the crew with Bender spitting his beer out in shock.
"Why the hell am I there?! Why does it say rejected clone # 27….property of Hubert Farnsworth?!" She shouted in shock.
"Yes? Did someone call my name?" Spoke said professor entering the room.
"Why the hell is there a clone of me being shown off as a whore?!" She shouted as she pointed at the TV.
"Oh! Uh...well...um...oh look at the time, it's time for my mid afternoon nap, tata everyone." He spoke before turning and walking away, albeit very slowly.
"Professor!"
"And now I know you are all wondering 'Oh, why would I want to risk getting a virus from a dirty hooker?' Well, let me assure you every single girl is clean as a whistle, you won't be catching anything from them!" Fry boasted with a grin. "Just something to think about if you ever feel like robot hookers are getting old, or for some of you, cold."
"That's amazing!" Hermes said in amazement. "I wonder where I can get one?"
"And if you're wondering where to find these beautiful ladies, they are going to be based in our main robo hoe house, which now has two new floors that hold our special girls in private rooms, so come on down and have some fun." He winked before the commercial ended.
"...I'm going down to get me a piece of clone Leela! I hope they accept trash!" Zoidberg said as he began to scuttle out of the room.
"You do that and I'll boil you!" Glared Leela before walking out of the room. "I'm gonna give that bastard a piece of my mind."
"Why? It's not like Fry made the clone, if anything you should be asking the professor why there's a clone of you, and why it's apparently # 27." Hermes said as he got up.
"Because this is the second time Fry's humiliated me on tv, and I'm gonna show him you don't do that to Turanga Leela."
"Welp, time for a trip to the whore house." Bender said with a chuckle as he started to follow Leela.
(Later)
"Ugh, my skin's already starting to crawl." Leela said as she stood in front of the entrance of the whore house. "I can't believe I'm actually going in here, this is going to be disgusting."
"Speak for yourself, I got myself plenty of ones for them fine ladies." Chuckled Bender holding a wad of cash.
"Good luck with that." She muttered as she opened the doors and began to walk in with a frown. 'God, this place reeks of sex!' She thought as she looked around with a frown. 'Now where's his office?'
All around it showed robot hoes or regular ones mingling with men and women, along with moans and grunts being heard in curtained off areas.
"Ugh, this place is terrible." She muttered as she kept walking forward before one of the robot waitresses spotted her and frowned.
"Hey, what are you doing out here? You got a client waiting in one of the rooms."
"Huh?" She asked in confusion before the robot grabbed her by her wrists and began to pull her away. "Hey, let me go, I don't work here!"
"Nice try, but you took a break ten minutes ago, you got work to do." She said as she shook her head. "Also, the client paid for the 'Bitch' package, so your tail butt plug, paws and ears should we waiting in there for you to put on."
"I am not a whore!" She snapped pulling her wrist away. "I came here to bust Fry's nose for advertising a clone of me."
The robot looked at her in confusion before seeing her stomach and the lack of tattoo and her eyes widened. "Oooohh, you're Leela! Oh yes, Fry's been waiting for you, he said he knew you'd come here."
"Good, then show me where he is, now."
"Alright, alright, fine….quick question, if you wouldn't mind after you're done with Fry, would you be willing to substitute for Aleel?"
"No." She Growled as the robot led her through the whore house, getting smacked in the ass until they reached a surprisingly clean area that looked like a reception room.
"Emily, this woman here is Leela, she's here to see Fry."
"Alright, he is waiting for her in his office, he's free at the moment." She said as she stood up and opened the door. "Mr. Fry, there's a Leela here to see you."
"Send her in."
"Damn right you're sending me in." She shouted as she kicked open the door to show Fry sitting at his desk. "Fry you bastard! What the hell is wrong with you?!"
"What do you mean?"
"You showed a clone version of me on TV as a whore! Do you enjoy tormenting me?! I'm going to kick your ass!" She shouted as she marched towards him angrily.
"Hey, I was just as surprised, but if a clone of you is fine with being a hoe, then I was just helping get her more publicity, after all these girls gotta eat." He said as he held up his hands. "And she was already a whore before I learned she existed, if you should be mad at anyone it's the professor, he's probably the one who made her."
"But you're the one who put her on TV! Give me one reason not to kick your ass!"
"Well do you mean besides the fact you'd be committing assault?" He asked with a grin. "I have done nothing wrong, I went through all legal channels, everything I did I did legally, professionally and you have no reason to get mad, she doesn't even use your name, she's been renamed Aleel."
"She still looks like me." She crossed her arms. "You've changed Fry, and not in a good way."
He frowned and leaned back in his chair. "Maybe so, but look at it from this point of view, I managed to get a huge better job than being a delivery boy, and if I vent a little using a robot or clone, well then you're gonna have to deal with it. I might not be as smart as you, but I'm in a position where I dreamed I could get before I wound up in the future, and I'm not losing it." He said as he narrowed his eyes. "Or maybe you don't like me because I'm not getting hurt, maimed or falling over myself in an attempt to get you to like me, or even notice me. Is it so bad I'm doing well? Sure what I do may be a bit out there, but it's good, honest work, what does it matter how I run this place? If you attack me I'll see if the courts have you do community service here, now leave before you do something you'll regret."
She glared at him before turning and walked off. "You're no better than Mom Fry, hope you lose your junk with all these hookers."
"Relax, if you're good we'll give you a coupon on some of our new models for lonely women, I think you two would get along!" He called out before the door slammed shut. "Ah, life is good, life is good." He chuckled with a grin.
Knock knock
"What is it?"
"Mr. Fry, Mr. Pedro is here to see you." Spoke Emily through the intercom.
"Send him in." He said with a smile as the door opened and the brightly dressed pimp entered the room. "Hello Pedro, how can I help you today?"
"Well ya see Fry, I was so happy on what you did and about the hoes you advertised, that I wanted you to get first crack at this huge and brand new girl who is one of a kind gem, you ain't gonna find a more rare hoe like this one."
"Really? Well, consider me honored, who is this mystery girl?" He asked with a grin.
"Yo Krakina! Come on in!" Pedro yelled out before Fry felt the room shake before a large woman broke the door down and was revealed to be the size of an Amazonian, but had the red skin, claws instead of feet, and flaps of Decapodians, but with black hair that covered one eye and a seaweed printed bikini.
"Whoa! Who is she?" He asked in shock.
"Fry, say hello to Krakina, first ever hoe who's a hybrid of Decapodian, and an Amazonian, check that crazy stuff out!" Spoke Pedro gesturing to her. "Since me and Mom joined forces I got a portion of her research labs and I've been having my smartest girls tinkering around and now they're making me unique girls! The three of us are going to own this galaxy!" He said with a large grin. "Krakina, say hi to Fry, he's going to be your first fuck, ok?"
"So...me make sucky suck?" She asked curiously.
"Yep, you make sucky suck, now have fun." He chuckled as he began to leave the room.
Fry looked up at the hybrid who licked her lips and grinned himself. "I love my job!"