France…

*asleep* ZzzZZzzzZ

France, France wake up!

*moans* Yes Matthew~ More~ Honhonhonhon~

Ewww what dream are you having?

Honhon~ Oh yes~ the more the merrier~

*raises an eyebrow* More who?

*moans still asleep* Who wouldn't want to be in bed with me~ exotic China, passionate Italy, spicy Romano, spunky England, trilling Austria~

*eyebrow twitches* Okay I had enough of this…. *punches him in the stomach*

*wakes up and groans holding his stomach*

*smiles with his eyebrow still twitching* I see you're awake now…

Oww…. What was that for sweet Matthew?

Oh I don't know…. Let's try exotic China, passionate Italy, spicy Romano, spunky England, trilling Austria, does those things sound familiar?

*remembers his dream* Oh Matthew that was only a dream~ *rubs his back*

*smiles* Oh yes I know~ *throws a book hard in his lap*

*groans* Matthew…

*takes letter out his pocket* And now for me to read the letter.

*opens it* It's from Raven! And it says,

Dear Francis and Matthew,
It's me Raven, you know Hungray's daughter, and well you see I have a little problem I was hoping you could help me with. I've been in love with Lithuania for about two years now. No matter what I do he never even looks my way anymore. Mom says that he likes me, but I don't believe her. A little help would be a god send!
Your friend,
Raven

Hello Raven, well I know that Lithuania is a shy man..l-like me...and um...well maybe you should just show him you care by perhaps hugging him or something. I know he has a weakness for pretty girls and you are very pretty!
Maybe play a little hard to get too! I-I mean...h-he liked Belarus and Poland before...so playing hard to get would be best...

Okay, your turn Francis.

Okay….. *watches him*

Well judging by his previous crushes, he apparently likes being donated.

Belarus, that creepy-scary woman, after everything she did to him, he still wanted to be with her. Hell, the crazy woman broke his hands and fingers just for the fun of it.

Poland basically used his as a toy. He played with him when he got bored and throw him away when he got bored of him.

When Russia took him away, Poland didn't do anything to take him back.

But Lithuania always went to him when he needed help.

And Russia….. *dark aura*

With all the unspeakable things Russia does to him and his friends, it's a real mystery why they stay…

Being nice to him wouldn't at all. Really he could use a lot more people being nice to him if being abused is something he responds too….

Try being mean to him first to get his attention. I wouldn't say being as mean as Belarus, but be your own kind of mean for him to notice you.

Then after you have his attention, be nice. Show him you care and with any luck, he'll respond positively to it.

*comes back in with an ice pack* How are you feeling?

Somewhat better.

Oh okay, I got you an ice pack.

Thank you Matthew, that is so sweet of you. *reaches out to get it*

*throws it in his lap* Your welcome~

Ahhhh! Matthew!

Have fun with your ice~ *leaves*