Crazy trouble with love part 6
Parvati and Shirou
Series: Fate Stay
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Shirou yawned while slowly waking up and got ready to make his guardian some breakfast, only to notice that the door was knocking. "Hang on, I'm coming!"
Knock knock.
He raised to get to the door before crashing into it. He groaned before getting up and saw Sakura at the door.
"Hello senpai, did I come at a bad time?"
"No no. I was already up." 'And just woke up, ow.'
She helped him up while smiling. "Senpai, do you need help with anything?
"I'm good, I was about to make Taiga-nee some breakfast."
Her eyes sparkled. "I shall help you senpai."
"Well some extra hands couldn't hurt."
She smiled before walking inside. 'Senpai, I'll do anything for you.'
(In the kitchen)
Both were currently getting some eggs and potatoes ready while Taiga was watching from around the corner with her eyes red and a dark mist coming from her.
'Foooood….' She thought while looking very hungry and drooling too.
"Thanks for your help Sakura."
"Anytime senpai."
Shirou kept at it while Saber walked in with a yawn.
"Hello Shirou." She yawned while a stuffed lion was on her head.
"Hi Saber." He smiled as Sakura grabbed a small knife with a tiger and cow on each side and began to cut up some potatoes. "Sleep well?"
"A little." She yawned. "But for some reason I was dreaming about me fighting some kind of demon god." 'It was so real….but what the heck is a Chaldea?'
"Well can you get Taiga-nee to sit down, she's making a puddle on the floor."
She nodded before Taiga pounced on her.
"Food!"
"Ah! Get off of me!"
She kept on biting her while Shirou just sweatdropped at that.
As for Sakura, she was so busy daydreaming that she didn't know her fingers were getting close to the potatoes.
That is until the knife nicked her.
"Ow!" She cried before putting her finger in her mouth, not knowing that her blood hit the knife, which dropped into the food.
"Sakura? Are you ok?"
She nodded while looking a little hurt.
He looked her over while noticing the knife and picked it up. "Guess you pricked yourself, try and wash it off and I'll take care of the rest."
"Thanks senpai." She said with a smile as Shirou went to clean it off, only to nick himself with the knife's tip.
"Ow, guess we're both unlucky this morning." He chuckled while the blood mixed with Sakura's and caused the knife to glow slight before crumbling to dust. 'Huh?!'
"Senpai? What's wrong?" She asked while her neck began to gain some strange symbols.
"Uh, nothing." he spoke dusting his hands off. 'What was that?'
As Sakura went to get some plates, she noticed that her legs were getting wobbly and she fell to the ground.
CRASH!
The sounds of plates smashing could be heard as it alerted Saber and Taiga.
"Sakura!" spoke Shirou rushing over as the other two moved in. "Are you alright?"
"Senpai." She said while the symbols began to cover her body and some kind of energy barrier began to cover her like a cocoon.
"Shirou look out!" called Saber moving over and pulling him back while they stared at it in shock.
The cocoon flashed for a while before glowing faintly.
Taiga moves closer to it and poked it. "Ok, what's going on?"
"I don't know, but what about Sakura?" asked Shirou. "Is she alright?"
"I don't know myself." Admitted Saber. "But it's possible that she got possessed by an evil spirit."
Crack.
Crack.
Crack.
The barrier shattered as it revealed Sakura, but she was wearing some gold and sapphire jewelry, consisting of a necklace and a headband, with a dark blue blouse with gold designs around it and under her now large F cup chest, a long sari that went to her legs, longer hair that's curly at the back, and a purple veil with gold borders going from her shoulders to the back of her legs.
In a sense, she looked almost like a princess.
The three people were wide eyed and gawked while Sakura shook her head and rubbed her eyes.
She blinked before looking around. "Hello."
"S..Sakura?" spoke Taiga. "What...how...what happened?!"
She looked lost. "Sakura? My names Parvati, goddess of fertility, love and devotion." She then looked at Shirou. "Oh, hello. Did you call me here?"
"W...What just happened Saber?"
"Either she got possessed by a demon or she became a pseudo servant." She frowned.
He blinked as 'Sakura' got up.
She looked around before asking. "Have you seen my lord Shiva?"
"Who?" asked Taiga.
"My lord Shiva, the great god of destruction and rebirth." She smiled happily. "And my husband."
"Wait...you're THAT Parvati?" blinked Taiga.
She blinked. "Are you a worshiper?"
"No, but you're Parvati!"
She blinked before looking at Saber. "Hello….are you by chance a foreigner?"
"Considering the land, in a way, but that makes you one as well."
"You remind me of a Asura." She smiled. "Plus I see a bit of despair in you. Maybe you want me to give you a reassuring hug?"
"I'll pass on your offer, but tell me, are you a pseudo servant?"
"Maybe." She smiled. "But maybe I'm just a goddess that wants to help bring happiness to the world. It's up to you to decide."
"Wait, what happened to Sakura though?" asked Shirou.
"Who's Sakura?" She asked.
"My friend."
"...huh?"
"The one you look like but with upgrades." sweatdropped Taiga.
She turned to her with a smile. "I have simply no idea what your talking about, but I promise to make life easier for you three."
"She must be using her body as a vessel." muttered Saber.
Parvati smiled at Saber before saying. "Is there anything you want me to do? Or should I help cleanse the area of spirits?"
"What class are you?"
"Lancer." She said like it was the most obvious thing in the world.
"Impossible." she frowned. "There's already a Lancer participating in this holy grail war."
She blinked while summoning a trident with a long blue base that went to her legs and a gold prong with two long horns on the left and right side and a small middle one that went halfway. "You mean Trishula Shakti?"
Saber felt the unearthly energy coming from it as it crackled with lightning.
"What's that?" Asked Shirou.
"My husband's weapon." She smiled. "And a weapon I borrowed a while back."
"That still doesn't explain how you can get here, last I checked Sakura already had a partner and couldn't summon another." spoke Saber.
"I see, then I'll have to go find this person and tell her about the current situation. And maybe find my husband too." She then looked at Taiga. "One question, are we in India?"
"No, Japan."
"...eh?"
"You're in Fuyuki City, Japan." Shirou sweatdropped.
"Oh." She said before smiling at him. "Thank you, and for that I'll grant you a boon."
"A what?"
"A boon, a single wish that's within my power." She smiled while putting the trident away. "So what is your boon?"
"Um…..maybe for you to um….oh! Maybe to be my personal maid." 'That's never going to-'
"Maid, like a servant girl? Ok, your boon has been heard oh master."
"What?!" they all cried out in shock.
She bowed to Shirou. "Your wish is your command, master." She looked at him while in the bow. "And don't worry, I won't be unfaithful to my husband oh master."
He blushed while Taiga and Saber looked at him. "B-But I was joking, I wasn't serious."
She looked confused. "So you don't want me around?" Her aura slightly changed into a dark one for a second before smiling. "I see, I'm sorry for the confusion master, but I'm still your serving girl as per boon."
"Hang on! If you're gonna serve Shirou then at least give Sakura her body back."
"Eh?" She looked really lost. "But I don't know who Sakura is."
'Is she being serious or is she oblivious?' thought the woman with a sigh.
(A few minutes later)
Rin knocked at the door while very worried about her sister, given that she didn't go to school today.
Knock knock.
"Yes?" Spoke Parvati while opening the door. "Oh, hello there. Sorry master isn't here right now."
"S-Sakura?" she blinked and looked her over before going extra surprised seeing the chest. "W-What happened to you?" 'And HOW the heck did she suddenly grow so fast?'
"Happened to me?" She looked lost. "Oh! You mean why am I big chested. Funny story, when I was younger I kinda drank some milk out of a tigers nipple."
"What?!" she cried out with a bright blush just as Taiga was walking by. "T-Taiga-san! What happened to Sakura?"
"Oh well…."
"Did you make her drink from your breasts?!"
"What?! What makes you say that!?"
"She said from a tigers nipples!"
She glared. "Don't call me tiger gao!"
"Well then what happened?!"
"It's...hard to say really."
Parvati blinked. "So are you a serving girl too? If so thanks for coming, it's hard to use the vac cum cleaner."
"Sakura it's me, Rin." 'Why is she acting like this? It's like she's a whole other person.'
"Sakura? My names Parvati, serving girl to master Shirou."
"...nani?!"
She smiled. "And I'm having trouble with the vac cum, can you help me out please?"
"I told you already how to use it." groaned Taiga.
"I was busy making master's bed when you told me mistress Taiga." She admitted. "Sorry."
Rin looked completely lost hearing that. "Would someone just tell me what's going on?!"
"Sakura is hosting the goddess Parvati as a pseudo servant." Spoke Saber while walking behind her. "And apparently she's Shirou's servant under the Lancer class."
Rin let that sink in before she fall backwards and fainted.
Parvati blinked. "Was it something I said?"
(Later)
Rin slowly woke up while feeling something silky on her head. She looked up and saw 'Sakura' fanning her with a small paper fan.
"Hello." She smiled. "Feeling better?"
"S...Sakura?"
She smiled. "Still Parvati, although I do want to know more about her so master might feel comfortable around me."
That's when what was told to her before came back and made Rin sit up with wide eyes.
She smiled. "So do you know this Sakura person? Is she nice?"
"She's my sister."
"...oh. I thought she was your mother." she admitted with a chuckle.
"Did you ever tell her about my own sister?" Rin asked Taiga in a whisper.
"Not yet. I was still hungry for breakfast."
She sweatdropped at that. 'Figures.'
"So this Sakura is your sister? Funny I have a sister named Ganga." She sighed. "But we don't talk that much."
"Wait, so you possessed Sakura's body, but you have no idea who she is?"
"...eh? I did what?"
'You just realized?!' "You possessed my sister."
She looked at her body before some tears formed in her eyes. "Oh gods…...I...I'm sorry…"
'It took Rin telling her for her to finally realize?' sweatdropped Taiga.
She sniffled before looking at Rin. "I-I'm sorry I didn't mean to possess your sister. I didn't mean it."
"Um, well, I'm still confused on just how you were summoned."
"Master Shirou said that I cut myself on a knife before he cut himself as well and it turned to dust." Parvati said. "But I'm sorry, I'll grant you any boon if you just forgive me."
Rin blinked hearing that. "A boon?"
"Yes, any boon you want."
"...then um...let me have my sister back."
"I can't. If I do that I'll be gone like mist in the early dawn."
'Should I do it? If I do it then she'll be gone, but if she's possessing Sakura it might make her body disappear too.'
"Hello?" She asked while wiping away a tear. "Are you ok?"
"Oh! Um….maybe a hug?"
SQUEEZED!
"Gah!"
"Boon granted!"
Rin groaned as Shirou returned home along with Rider, who was looking for her master.
"I'm still worried for Sakura-san Shirou-san."
"I know, but she's safe." Shirou said as they saw 'Sakura' hugging Rin tightly.
"Don't worry." Parvati said. "I won't leave you until the boon is done."
'M-My spine!' thought Rin with her arms flailing out.
(One hug later)
Rider looked at 'Sakura' while feeling a kindred spirit to her. 'She feels like me and my sisters.'
"Are you a goddess miss?" Parvati asked with a smile.
"Well, technically speaking, yes."
She smiled happily. "Great, I'm so happy that another goddess is here." She then gave her a light hug. "So are you this Sakura's servant or master Shirou's?"
"Sakura's."
"Oh. Still I'm happy this body has a perfect goddess like you protecting her." Parvati smiled before bowing to Shirou. "Master, shall I accompany you to town? I noticed the fig irator was out of food."
"You mean refrigerator."
She nodded. "Please master? I want to show my husband how good I can be as a housewife."
"Well...ok."
She smiled while holding his arm. "Then let's go master."
He blushed at the sudden move while Taiga gave him a thumbs up.
'Way to go!'
(Much later)
Shirou finished purchasing the last of the food while Parvati was busy making some small talk to Lancer who was also getting some groceries. And all the while not knowing that a certain tanned skinned servant was right next to him.
"So your a child of a sun god?" Parvati said with a smile. "Wow, that's cool."
"Heh, yeah, it is." he smirked.
She smiled again. "Well I met a few sun gods, but to see a child of one, it's still overwhelming Lancer."
'I can't believe she's talking to me with such praise.'
She smiled before seeing Archer. "Oh hi, are you here to get food as well?"
"Not quite."
"Oh, then can you move away from master Shirou." She asked. "I know he's ok by himself but I don't think he'll like someone in his personal space."
"Huh? I'm not that close to him."
"Oh sorry." She said with a light blush. "I didn't mean it, although I should've know since I'm a goddess." 'Maybe I'm losing my touch?'
He blinked. "A goddess? You?"
Parvati nodded.
"But your human."
She shook her head no. "I'm a goddess."
"But you're Sakura, the girl who's sisters to Rin."
She blinked. "I'm possessing her, which I'm very sorry for by the way."
"Possessing?"
"Apparently mistress Saber said I'm a pseudo servant." She said with a smile. "And I'm a Lancer class."
"But...he's over there." he spoke with a sweatdrop pointing to Lancer.
She looked at him in surprise before taking out her trident. "See I'm a Lancer too."
The blue haired servant felt the godly energy coming from it and frowned. 'This reminds me of teacher, but more refined.'
"I hope we don't have to fight, I kinda like you as a friend." She smiled.
"I never said we would fight." he sweatdropped more.
"Oh." She smiled before looking at Shirou. "Master Shirou, can I show them my husband's power?"
"Um isn't that a little extreme?"
"Oh sorry."
Archer blinked. "Husband?"
"Her husband is Shiva." Shirou whispered. "And that's his trident."
'...holy crap.' He thought. 'That's definitely NOT part of my future!'
She looked at Archer again before smiling. "Are you Rin's lover by chance? I can see the love emanating from your body."
"N-No!" he cried out embarrassed.
"Don't be shy. I know you're in love because I'm a love goddess, plus," she moved closer to him. "I know you wouldn't hurt my bodies sister, right?"
"Now now Parvati." Shirou said. "No need to make him embarrassed."
She bowed to him. "Yes master Shirou."
'Just how the heck did he manage to get another lancer class, which shouldn't be possible, to listen to him.'
Parvati looked up with a smile. "Master Shirou, let's head off ok?"
"Sure, I think we got plenty, thanks for helping."
"You're welcome master Shirou, and thank you for helping me become a better housewife for my lord and husband." Her eyes twinkled. "Now I know I'll make him happy with my curry!"
"Happy to help back." he smiled as they headed on back home.
(Midway back)
Parvati smiled while holding some groceries with her trident. 'I really like this place, much better than a mountain anyway.'
As they were getting closer to the house, they didn't notice a certain king watching them from the rooftops.
'So Artoria's master is out with some unknown woman, all I have to do is crush them without using a finger and she'll be cornered and have nowhere else to go but be mine.'
"Isn't that a bad idea using that trident?"
"Nope, besides my husband doesn't mind me doing this. After all, he's always meditating….for years….and years…." her aura turned into a depressing one. "And years…."
"You ok?" he asked with concern.
She looked at him with a sad face. "Am I too boring for my lord?"
"Eh?"
"I try to be the best but….he's always meditating." She said sadly.
'Oh no, she's feeling down, I gotta fix this before it gets worse.'
"Ha ha ha!" Laughed a familiar voice.
'Oh no not now!'
Parvati looked around. "Who's there?"
"Gaze upon the king of all mere peasants."
She blinked and looked at a man with golden armor perched on a telephone pole. "You don't look like lord Indra or my husband. Are you an Asura king?"
"Tch, of course not woman. I am Gilgamesh, king of all that exist and all that lives, the king of kings."
"...who?" She asked confused. "A Gigi? What's a weird name."
Shirou smiled a little with Gilgamesh frowning at the disrespect.
"Oh name's Parvati." She smiled. "Goddess of fertility, devotion and love."
He frowned while recalling a certain goddess.
'He he he Gilgamesh, I'll enjoy making your cock my play thing. Fu fu fu.'
'Ishtar!'
"Are you here to help master Shirou?" she asked before suddenly seeing a dozen weapons rise out from the air with Gilgamesh scowling.
"Goddess, you shall be my next victim."
She smiled while looking very serious. "Oh? How cute. But my husband has many more weapons and more arms, but let's not get violent ok?"
"Parvati? Let's get out of here." whispered Shirou growing nervous.
She blinked. "Why master Shirou? He's just a man right? It's not like he's a demigod like Arjuna and Karna right?"
Gilgamesh started to look very pissed off at that. "Just for that, I'll make sure to send your head to your husband."
Parvati's eyes glowed at that before pointing her trident at him. "Mortal, I shall show you my full abilities. Noble Phantasm: Trishula Shakti: knowing what is love, and refusing to love; that is antipathy."
She then split herself into three identical copies that surrounded Gilgamesh, before that raised their weapons, which glowed a dark blue color, as the sky became pitch black and a massive ball of lightning formed over him.
ZAP!
Which caused massive destruction in its wake.
"AHHHHHH!" He Screamed before the lightning vanished and he was left in a large crater about a mile thick.
Parvati sighed while not knowing that the groceries were on fire. "I hope he learns not to be rude to a goddess, it's just poor etiquette."
Shirou was stunned before throwing the groceries down and stamped on them to try and put them out.
Gilgamesh groaned while covered in dust and ash.
"Are you ok Gigi?" She called out. "If so please don't be rude, master Shirou might cry if that happens."
"Damn...you….woman…"
She turned to Shirou and gasped. "Oh master Shirou, I'm sorry I forgot the groceries were on Trishula Shakti!"
"It's ok." he sweatdropped.
She went over to him and helped stamp out the fire. "I'll go back and buy some more to make up for it."
"Oh no, it's fine. I'll just salvage the food here."
"I insist." She said with stars in her eyes. "It's a serving girl's duty to help their masters especially when it'll help me with my lord and husband."
"Well….ok, if you insist."
She smiled at that. "Thank you master Shirou."
(A few weeks later)
Shirou yawned while slowly waking up for another day of school. He got himself up before hearing a knock at the door. 'Aw come on, why can't I just get ready before someone comes by?'
Knock knock knock.
"I'm coming!" He called out. He walked to the door and opened it to see Shinji there. "Yes?"
"Where is my airhead of a sister?!"
"...airhead?"
"Sakura! She's been missing for weeks and I want answers now."
'It took him all this time before coming over to ask?' He thought while Parvati walked by with a pillow in her hands.
"Master Shirou? Who's yelling at this hour?" She yawned.
"You!" yelled Shinji pushing Shirou out of the way and walking up to her with a frown. "Why the hell have you been staying at Emiya's house this whole time?"
"Who are you?" She asked. "And you mean master Shirou."
"Don't act stupid!"
"Eh?"
"Shinji, maybe now is too early." sweatdropped Shirou.
"Shut up Emiya!"
Parvati yawned. "If you're this body's brother, then I don't see the same kindness that Rin has. And why are you so rude to master Shirou?"
"What's with the way you're talking? And what's with the stupid costume?"
"It's my attire." She said. "And are you this rude in the morning? If so shall I make some tea?"
Shinji glared at her before raising his hand.
SLAP!
Shirou's eyes widened while Parvati held her cheek before he lashed out and grabbed Shinji's wrist before applying pressure.
"Gah! Emiya, stay out of this!"
Parvati looked at her hand, which had a bit of blood on the tips, and then at Shinji. "You…"
"You got some nerve." frowned Shirou who squeezed on the wrist tighter.
"Gah! It's not your concern!"
She glared at him while her aura turned a dark purple color as she summoned her trident. "I shall end you mortal scum!"
Shirou and Shinji went wide eyed as she held the points up to Shinji's head.
"Noble Phantasm."
(A few feet away)
Rin walked towards the house while a little worried about her sister again, since she heard from Rider that Shinji was heading there.
"TRISHULA SHAKTI!"
ZAP!
Only for lightning to hit the house and cause it to explode into fragments.
"What the hell?!" She called out before the lightning stopped and she ran over. Only to see a mile deep crater with a charged Shinji in the center of it.
Parvati glared at him. "I maybe a goddess, but to be slapped like that. You deserve the wrath of my husband."
"Ow….."
"If I could use my full power you wouldn't breath anymore." She said before surprisingly spitting at him as she looked at Shirou. "Are you ok master Shirou?"
"Yeah, but what about you?"
"As long as you're ok, I'll be fine." She smiled before wiping away from more blood that came out of her mouth. "...um anyone here a healer?"
"I'll get the first aid." 'If it's still around.' thought Taiga who stumbled over with annoyance. "It's too early to make too much noise."
(Later)
"Thank you mistress Taiga." Parvati said while covered from head to toe with bandages.
"No problem."
Shirou sweatdropped while Rin was very furious at Shinji.
'I'll make him pay for hitting my sister!'
"Master Shirou. Sorry for destroying the house."
"It's alright."
"But I did it out of anger, even if he deserved it, I should've tried to talk things out before threatening him with a curse." She looked to the right. "Among other things."
"It's alright, honestly I was close to losing it myself if you didn't do something."
She blinked. "But you're kind master Shirou, I don't envision you as a destroyer like my husband."
"Well I do get angry, but not that often."
'That...sounds like my husband.'
That was when Saber walked out with soot on her dress and some cuts on her cheek. "Shirou? What happened when I was asleep?"
"Shinji."
She groaned. "Did he get a servant to destroy the house?"
"That was my fault Saber." Parvati admitted. "He slapped me and drew blood."
"Well then...I'd say you were justified."
She felt her heart stop a little while looking at Shirou. "Master Shirou….do you think I did well?"
"A little, but try and not use a Noble Phantasm in the house again." He said with a warm smile.
BABUM!
Parvati's eyes widened as she felt her cheeks heating up. 'W...What was that?' She turned away while feeling a foreign feeling rise up inside her bosom. 'It feels….like….something…'
(Some weeks later)
It was a month since the destruction of the house and everything was underway for the reconstruction thanks to a certain 'onii-san' with a servant helping out, for obvious reasons.
"I say my room should be twice as big." smiled Taiga.
"No." Spoke Illya. "Your room is going to be smaller."
"Why?!"
"Because I think you're not worthy of onii-chan."
"But I'm his guardian!"
"That's why he needs more space for his growing life."
Parvati looked at Berserker while smiling. "I hope you don't hurt master Shirou, after all, he's a growing boy."
"Grrr?"
She then looked at Illya. "So are you're a fan of incest? How strange for a small girl."
"W-What?! N-No!"
"Then why are you trying to get into master Shirou...pants? I think that's the term for it?"
"I wasn't!" she blushed while Shirou had a question mark over his head. "You're being ridiculous!"
"I'm a goddess of love and devotion. So I can sense your devotion to master Shirou and the love for him. And I feel happy for you." She smiled happily. "A regular incest concubine if I ever seen one."
Illya blushed red hearing that. "S-Shut up!"
'I wonder how much longer she'll be around.' thought Rin with a sweatdrop. 'Is she just around until the war is over?'
Parvati looked at Shirou while lightly blushing. "Master Shirou, can I speak to you in private, please?"
"Sure thing."
(Elsewhere)
Shirou blinked as he was in one of the reconstructed building as Parvati closed the door behind him. "Um, what do you want to talk about?"
She moved closer to him before smiling. "Shirou, have you ever touched a married woman's chest before?"
He blushed and shook his head no.
"Oh, I see." She moved his arm to her left breast. "There, now you can say you have, master~"
Shirou blushed red while his hand instinctively squeezed the mound. He got a gasp out of her and turned crimson. "P-Parvati?"
"Master." She moaned. "I see the truth now."
"W-What truth?" He asked while Parvati moved closer to his face.
"You're the reincarnation of my husband Shiva, it must be destiny for me to be summoned here as your serving girl. Now I don't have to act like a servant to her master, but a wife to her h.u.s.b.a.n.d~"
"N-Nani?!" he blushed pulling his hand back with a bright face.
"Don't be shy Shirou, I'll make sure that we enter the dance of love~" she giggled while taking off her top and dance a little as she swayed her hips from side to side.
He popped a nosebleed before covering it and gawked at the bare breasts. 'T-They look bigger without the top.'
Parvati giggled while moving closer to him. "Let's have fun~"
He gulped before shaking his head and ran past her. "I can't!" 'I'm sorry, but that's Sakura's body and I can't take advantage of it like that!'
She blinked while looking a little sad, before she panted heavily. "Shirou~"
(One hour later)
"Let's eat!" declared Taiga in the mostly reconstructed dining room.
"As long as you don't eat everything." Saber said while eating a large chocolate bar.
Illya sweatdropped at that before seeing Shirou walking by with a very red face. "Onii-chan, are you alright?"
"I'm fine….really fine." He said before seeing Parvati walking by with a smile.
"Master Shirou, thank you for listening to me." She smiled.
"N-No problem."
She smiled before moving to the dining room, and bumped her hip at his own. "Then I'll make the meal tonight."
Rin blinked. "I was thinking of getting take out."
She looked at her with a forced smile. "It's going to be homemade."
"But-"
"Homemade dinner." She interrupted while walking to the kitchen. "It's going to be fresh rice with cow meat." 'Even if it's my husband's sacred animal….mmmm I wonder if he might enjoy something taboo? He he~'
(One cooking later)
Shirou looked at the meal, which was glowing with heavenly energy, with a mix of fear and hunger.
"Do you like it master Shirou?"
"Uh, yeah." he nodded with a smile. "But, what is it?"
"Some cow meat, some rice, blo-I mean hot sauce and garlic." She said while catching herself.
"Looks good." drooled Taiga. She then took a bit of it and went wide eyed. "It's so good!"
Saber blinked. "That's what you say all the time."
Parvati held some chopsticks near Shirou's mouth and smiled. "Say ah master Shirou."
"I can eat it on my own, don't worry, I'll get plenty."
She pouted. "But it's a serving girl's duty to feed their masters." She then looked at Illya and made a quick smirk. "Please?"
He sighed while Illya grabbed some chopsticks as well.
"Onii-chan, let me feed you."
"More please."
"Really I'm good."
Both frowned at that as Parvati put the food into his open mouth.
"There." She smiled. "You're welcome master Shirou."
He sighed before chewing the meat while Illya glared at the girl.
"Hey!"
"What? You wanted to be a serving girl? Mmm, you don't look like you'll play the part of a lowly serving girl."
Illya glared at her while Rin just at her food in peace.
Parvati then looked at Shirou before taking a bit of meat and 'accidentally' dropped it in between her cleavage. "Oops, silly me."
Shirou blushed while quickly averting his eyes.
"Master Shirou, can you help me?" She asked with a hidden smirk.
He gulped while Taiga took the meat out and ate it.
"Yum! It's so good!"
Parvati frowned while inwardly growling.
"Um, I'll just get the bath ready." He said while getting up and ran out of the room.
"Got anymore?" Asked Taiga before Parvati glared at her. "What?"
"No dessert for you or anyone here today."
"What?! But we didn't do anything." pouted Illya.
She looked at her. "Trust me, you may be a older woman with a small body, but you're not that cute." She then got up. "Now if you excuse me, master Shirou is in need of a serving girl."
'How did she know I was older?!' The girl thought in shock as Parvati walked out of the room.
Taiga went wide eyed. "You're not a child?!"
"..."
"How old are you?!"
'Damn her!'
(With Shirou)
SPLASH!
"Ah." He sighed while laying down in the bathtub. 'I needed this.'
As he closed his eyes, he didn't know that Parvati, now naked, was walking in and moved towards the bathtub.
'What was she thinking? I get she's….is obsessed, but that's just crazy!'
"Master Shirou? Do you need some help?" Asked the Lancer while entering the water. "Maybe a sponge bath?"
He opened his eyes and nearly lost all of his blood at one go.
"Shirou~" she smiled. "Where do you want me to start? Your chest? Arms? Maybe your dick perhaps~"
"P-P-Parvati?!"
She giggled while moving her chest on him. "Don't worry, I'll save the naughty stuff for later~"
"W-What are you doing in here?!"
"Making sure you're happy and well clean, in both mind," She moved towards his face. "And body~"
'Ah!' He screamed in his head before getting out of the bathroom and ran away, right into the kitchen by accident. 'Nope! Not doing that!'
"AHHH! SHIROU!" Screamed Rin with a red face. "PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!"
"S-Sorry!"
Illya and Saber blushed while Taiga grinned.
"Looks like my little Shirou is all grown up in that department."
"T-Taiga-nee!"
(One week later)
Parvati sighed while feeling like her devotion to her master wasn't working. Especially when all her ideas have been for not. 'Nothing seems to get through to him.'
As she looked from her bed, she thought about all the ideas she tried, including trying to belly dance for him and showing him her chest 'on accident' when she wakes him up in the morning.
'Why isn't master Shirou happy? Doesn't he like me? He's my husband's reincarnation but….why isn't he enjoying my presence?' she pondered while curled up in her bed. 'He should be drawn to me as I am to him, but it's...wait, what if he's not interested because of another?'
She then recalled how he talked to Rin, Saber, Rider, and apparently Caster at one time, and frowned.
'They must've seduced him, that's the only way!' she got up with a dark look in her eyes while summoning her trident. 'I shall destroy them. And send their sounds to Yama!'
With Shirou he was currently pacing in his room.
'What's going on with Parvati, I know she's obsessed with her husband and apparently me, but this is going too far! Especially when I can't go into the bathroom without seeing her naked!' he took a deep breath. 'I can't do this because if I do, then it's like I'm taking Sakura's body without permission, and I can't do that.'
Knock knock.
He paled while keeping quiet.
"Master Shirou, I'm going out. Please don't wait for me and I promise to bring back some souvenirs from the funeral."
"Uh...funeral?"
"The one that's going to happen today, and I heard is a Antyeshti."
'Wait….isn't that a Hindu….funeral rite involving….burning?!' He then recalled her Noble Phantasm's power and went wide eyed.
"I'll be back before dinner." Parvati said with a dark grin.
"Wait!" he yelled rushing out and seeing her holding her trident.
She stopped and turned to him. "Yes master Shirou?"
"Who died?"
She smiled. "Your lover."
"Huh?!"
"I know you've been seeing someone Shirou."
"Wait...what?"
Parvati smiled coldly at him. "Who is the lover? Is it that Rin girl? The Saber? Maybe the Rider and Caster? Or maybe I should find the little girl and mistress Taiga and bring her to the funeral as well?"
"N-None of them are my lover!" he cried out embarrassed.
She frowned. "Then who is it? Wait….is it that blue haired Lancer? The tanned Archer? Gigi? The blue haired mortal?!"
"None of them!"
"Then...why aren't you enjoying my company?" She asked while her aura was starting to appear all around her.
"I-I-I never said I didn't enjoy it." he gulped.
Parvati moved closer. "Then why aren't you….jumping my bones? Was that the right thing to say?"
He blushed and looked away before mumbling something.
She blinked. "What did you say master Shirou?"
"I said, I can't do it because it's Sakura's body, I can't take advantage of her like that."
Her eyes widened as she dropped the trident on the floor, which turned into lightning and vanished, before covering her mouth. "Y-You….and this body….you…."
"What?"
"L-Love each other!" She blushed while feeling her heart skip a beat.
"W-W-Wait!" he held his hands up in a panic. "I-I just mean even if we did do something it wouldn't feel right cause it's Sakura's body!"
She swooned from side to side. "Oh master Shirou, I knew you loved her on our first day but to admit it with me...oh I feel so happy~"
'Crap! She took it the wrong way!' He thought as Parvati smiled and had stars in her eyes.
"Shirou, I'm so happy you love this body, and me as well~ Because I'm in love with you~ He he~"
"B-But what about your husband?"
"As I told you before." She said while rubbing her hand over his chest. "Your my lord Shiva's reincarnation~"
'I don't think I'm getting through to her!'
Parvati giggled. "Let's rock the bed Shirou~"
He blushed before she tackled him back into his room before the door slammed shut.
"I'll make sure you get hard by my voice~"
'Crap!'
(Omake)
Taiga yawned while looking very hungry at the same time, only to see Parvati walking by with something in her hands. "Parvati? What are you holding?"
She turned while holding out a pregnancy test. "What's this?"
"A pregnancy test." She said before noticing that it was positive.
"Oh….so if it has a plus on it...does it mean I'm pregnant or not?"
"Y...Yeah." she went wide eyed. "Wait...you mean you and Shirou-"
"Yes, had sex." She said with a smile as Saber walked in. "And master Shirou was really rough."
"Damn!" spoke Taiga while Saber was lost.
"What's going on?"
"She's pregnant!"
Saber went wide eyed while remembering a memory from her past.
'Father, I shall slay you!'
"Wait, you mean thanks to Shirou?!"
She nodded. "And he was so rough, mmmm, he really rocked the heavens with his cock~"
Knock knock.
"Buzz off!" yelled Taiga. "Tell us more."
"Well-"
Knock knock!
"I said buzz off!"
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK!
"Ugh! Saber, can you go get the door?"
She nodded before going to the door and opened it to reveal Rin, who was looking a little annoyed.
"Finally." She frowned. "Why was she telling me to buzz off?"
"Well...that's very….hard to explain."
"Try me." She said while not knowing that Archer was behind her.
Saber sighed. "Parvati aka Sakura, is….pregnant with Shirou's child."
"What?!" the two cried out as Rin jumped.
"Archer?! What are you doing here?!"
"I was keeping an eye on you and...what the hell's going on?!"
"That's what I'd like to know. Saber, where's Shirou?"
"He's still in his bed, why?"
She marched past her while Archer was still stunned.
(With Shirou)
"Zzzzz." Snored Shirou while looking very drained for some reason. Which didn't help that Parvati was on his bed with the pregnancy test still in her hands.
"Shirou~ Wake up, I have a gift for you~"
"Mmm..five more minutes…"
"Shirou, please wake up~" she said again while laying on his face, breasts first.
He groaned while slowly waking up due to lack of oxygen and felt something soft. He then saw the breasts on his face and blushed red.
"Shirou I have something to tell you." Parvati giggled happily.
"Gah!" he jumped back with a bright face as she chuckled. "W-What is it?"
She pointed to the pregnancy test as Rin opened the door. "You're a father~"
"SHIROU!" yelled Rin just as his eyes rolled into his head and he passed out.
Parvati turned to her with a frown. "What? I was about to ask master Shirou to marry me."
"The hell you are! You're still in Sakura's body!"
"And she loves him as well." She said with narrowed eyes. "I love my lord's reincarnation and master Shirou."
"Way to go Shirou!" cheered Taiga.
She moved towards Shirou before kissing his lips. "Don't worry Shirou, I won't let any concubines take you~"
'This is insane!' thought Rin.
'Master Shirou~' Parvati thought while giggling as her eyes turned red for a second.