Oh Matthew~
*looks at him* Yes Francis?
I have a gift for you~~
*angry blushing* I swear if it's-!
No no no love, it's not that I promise.
*calms down* Well, if it's not that, then what is it?
*wags finger* Nuh uh uh dear Matthew~ I'm not going to tell you, but you have to guess what it is.
Well if it's not that…..
And it's not.
Then *thinking* is it pancakes?
Nope~
Is it maple syrup?
Nope~
Is it Kobimaru?
Nope~
Kumajiro: Who are you?
I'm Canada, but is it my brother?
Why would I have him? But still nope~
Is it-this is coming from you right?
Right~
*sighs* Then that can only mean one thing…
And that is?
That in the end, it's really meant for you, and defiantly involves sex…
*gives a thumbs up* That's right!
*sighs* So just show me what it is already….
*pulls it from behind his back* Ta-da! *revels a short, frilly maids dress* Your gift~
*throws a shoe at him* GIFT MY BIG TOE!
Owww…. *passes out*
*goes back to normal* Okay, now that's over with, *peppy attitude* Let's read the letters!
*opens letter* It's from Kentucky! And it says,
Dear Uncle Matthew and (Uncle?) France,
Hi! How's it going? I'm good. Anyway I need som help, and Minnesota says you give good advice so here goes. See, I really like Jamie (Tennessee), but I don't know how to tell him, and he just doesn't see me even though geographicaly I right above him and I might not be all that nice to him when Uk Wildcats play basketball against his team on t.v. and I only just realised that I like him and we've been rivals for a while and I just don't know how to get him to realise that I don't hate him! And on top of that every time I try to be nice to him he thinks I'm trying to set him up for a humiliation. I'm not really! I kinda like arguing with him, but I don't know how to do that and still get him to like me! Please help!
Love,
Casey Amelia Jones
a.k.a
Kentucky
P.s. Thanks for the advice about dad and the Scone-Git.
Um...well I think the best way for you to get him to notice you is to be honest with how you feel! It's the only suggestion I can think of. *blushes* I'm sure it will work. Of course gifts help too...I-i was buried underneath roses everyday by France...
*throws another shoe at France* Okay get up, it's your turn.
*gets up smiling with blood running down his face* Oh yay it's my turn~~
*whispers under breath with a sweat drop* I think I hit him to hard…..
Well Miss Kentucky, haven't you thought about that he might like the things are between you too?
He might have feelings for you too, but he's probably scared that things might change.
I think what you two love about each other is the rivalry. The trill and the passion of it, the fun you two have.
When I think about it, I see you two arguing and all of a sudden you just say that you love him. That's the only way I can of you telling him with you being scared or nervous.
Giving him gifts and being nice wouldn't hurt but if arguing is something you both enjoy, don't stop it.
When you get together still be your selves and in the end still love each other.
*walks back into the room wearing the maids outfit* Hey, this isn't that bad…
Oh my Matthew~~
Oh no….
Honhonhonhonhon~~~~