Crazy trouble with love part 6
Poison and Peter
Series: Marvel
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-New York city-
Peter Parker was busy getting ready for his date with MJ as he used his Spider-Man persona to travel across the city to get some flowers and chocolates. Lazy yes, but for MJ, it was all worth it. Of course he was hoping for nothing to happen since he had promised her he wouldn't get sidetracked or leave her hanging like the other times.
But fate can be strange that way, almost like a certain world full of Spider-Men.
"I got the chocolates, now to get the roses." He said while not knowing that a bird like shadow was right above him.
"Spider-man!"
He turned his head and saw the Vulture flying at him while holding a strange gun with a tube on the top of it. "Aw man, why does this stuff gotta keep happening when I don't want it to?"
"Time to crush the bug!"
"It's arachnid!" He said before the Vulture fired a blast of multicolored light at Spider-man, causing his webs to break instantly. He went falling down before shooting webbing down at a streetlamp before swinging back into the air and started to swing away as the Vulture flew after him.
"You can't escape me and my new matter warping gun!" He called out before blasting him again and again, causing several cars to melt and some people to turn purple.
"I can try!" Peter swung around a corner and stayed there and saw the Vulture fly by before shooting web out around his ankles and yanked him back.
He crashed to the ground before Spider-man shot at his arms, but he fired again and caused the webbing to melt instantly and catch on fire. "Not today Spider-man!"
"You guys never make things easy on me, do ya?"
"Like all the times you sent me to jail?" He glared before taking flight. "Or the time you left me hanging over a pit of sharks!?"
"That time was all on you. After all you were working with King Pin."
"Well now I'm alone and will end you once and for all!"
Spider-man dodged a blast as the gun started to steam a little as the blasts began to hit a few buildings and blew holes into them.
BOOM!
BOOM!
BOOM!
'This is nuts, better wrap this up before he takes a whole city block down.' He thought before shooting some webbing at the Vulture's wings.
The villain took flight as he went high into the sky. "I'll make this as painful as possible Spider-man!"
"3, 2, 1."
That was when the inner mechanics of the wings started to short circuit. They sparked and twitched making the Vulture panic and try flapping them.
"No no no!" He cried out before pointing the gun at Spider-man, which was starting to turn a bright red color. "You'll pay got this!"
Beep beep beep beep!
The tube started to flash a bright red color as the gun began to count down.
"Ten seconds till temporal destruction. 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5…."
"Oh boy that doesn't sound good." muttered Peter before he fired webbing at it and kept going to try and cover it. 'Maybe I can contain a little before flinging it away from the city.'
"4, 3, 2, 1, 0!"
BOOOOOOOOM!
A massive blast of multi colored light exploded out of the webbing as it sent both hero and villain flying in different directions as a large crack started to form on the ground below.
"Ahhh! Curse you Spider-man!" The Vulture cried out before getting sent flying into a police station jail.
Peter saw the crack and tried shooting webbing out, but saw none came out. "Crap! I'm all out!"
CRASH!
He then went falling right onto a bush in Central Park as the crack continued to grow bigger and bigger.
That was when something came out of it and sent it flying right near a lake.
SPLASH!
"Well, could have been worse." he grunted getting back up and saw the crack slowly seal shut. He then looked at the lake and saw something black coming out of the water.
Something very familiar and yet unfamiliar as well.
"Ah...ah…." Spoke a woman with pure black skin, a very large ass and G cup breasts, with spikes on the sides of her legs, long hair with a spiked blade on each tip, a mask like face with no mouth, and and a familiar spider on her stomach with spikes on the sides which wrapped around her torso and right up to her shoulders like pieces of armor. "What the hell was that?!"
"Venom?" Peter muttered with wide eyes. "Ok, focus Peter, if that was Venom, he'd be a guy, unless the symbiote left Eddie and found someone else, in which case, this just got worse."
The woman groaned before getting up and looked around. "Huh? Why am I in Central Park? I'm supposed to be in Chinatown." She then looked at Peter and gasped. "Peter?! But….but why are you still alive?!"
"Who's this Peter you speak of?" he threw back while stunned. 'Oh man, did the symbiote give info to the new host? If it did, I'm fucked, who knows what this new Venom could do with that info.'
"You!" She said before running over and grabbed him. "You bastard! You dare die on me!"
"Woah!" he spoke struggling to get away while feeling the claws. "Well as you can see, I'm still breathing." 'But not for long if she's already pissed.'
She narrowed her eyes before removing her face to reveal…."Peter, you're so going to get it later."
'MJ?!' he thought seeing Mary Jane's face right there and with what looked like tears in her eyes.
"I was so worried you died." She frowned in anger. "And right when I was going to kiss you too! You stupid spider headed idiot!"
'What is going on?!' he thought before looking around and didn't see anyone else around. "MJ, how...why...where….how did you get that suit? Where did you get it?"
"What? Peter did you….suffer amnesia?!" She growled in shock while her mark formed back. "Goblin! I'll get you for this!"
"Wait, Green Goblin? What does he have to do with this? And what did you mean die? I was just on my way to our date."
She blinked before letting go slightly. "What?"
"But what I wanna know is how you got the Venom symbiote and why you were in the lake."
"But…." She said while falling to her knees and held her head. "But….how….how do you….sniff….not remember all the things we did…..how?!"
"What things?" he asked while crouching down with concern. "MJ tell me, what's going on?"
She removed her mask and looked at him with tears in her eyes. "Peter, I...I saw you die….right in front of me…"
His eyes widened hearing that and even more confused. "But...you knew I was coming, I promised you this morning."
That got her to cry more. "I didn't say anything to you this morning. I was asleep after we...sniff….stopped those Pin King bastards…."
'Ok, this makes zero sense. Maybe...I got it!' he snapped his fingers. "MJ, let's head to the helicarrier, maybe one of the other heroes has an idea what's going on."
She sniffled. "Ok. But...stay by me please." She formed her mask again. "I really need some comfort."
"I understand." he hugged her with her doing the same and felt her chest. 'Don't focus on that, right now she's freaked out and so am I. Just what the hell is going on here?'
'Peter….our Peter….' She thought while one of her blades flickered to life like a snake.
-Helicarrier-
After showing access, Peter was let in while making sure Mary Jane stuck close to him.
She looked around while holding his hand tightly. "Sorry for acting like that, I...I just was disoriented that's all…"
"Don't worry, we'll get things figured out."
"I hope so." She said while looking around. 'I don't recall Peter being part of S.H.I.E.L.D. Maybe he was having a night job without me?! But how?! I followed him every goddamn night!'
Eventually the two made it to the bridge where he saw Nick Fury looking at a report.
"Hey Fury, got a minute." Peter said to the one eyed man.
The man turned around and his lone eye widened seeing Mary Jane before frowning. "Peter, explain, now."
"Well….that's going to be tricky."
"Try me."
(One short explanation later)
"And that's what happened." Peter said while Mary was looking around for something.
"So you mean your girlfriend somehow has the Venom symbiote and keeps saying you're supposed to be dead?"
"In a way." He said while looking at Mary. "What are you doing?"
"Making sure no insane people are going to attack you." 'And bitches away from our Peter.'
"On the helicarrier, not gonna happen."
"Still…." She looked at him. "I'm not taking any chances."
"MJ, relax."
"I can't!"
"Look, why don't you come with us while I get some agents who work in psychology." suggested Nick. "She might relax and tell us everything we need to know."
She raised an eyebrow behind her mask. "You're not going to bring up anything personal right?"
"We just need you to explain thoroughly on why you have the symbiote, why you're saying Peter should be dead, just some info to help us understand."
"...fine. But if it gets a sore spot I'm leaving." She growled before looking at Peter and tried not to cry again. 'Just why...why is this happening to me?'
(Later)
Mary sighed while looking at the two and then at the window as she was in a room with some doctors with some clipboards in their hands. 'Reminds me of a trip to the dentist.'
"So tell us, what did you mean by saying Peter was dead?"
Mary looked at the ground. "He died from the Green Goblin's flyer. Impaled him right in the heart."
Hearing that stunned Peter while Nick had a feeling it had something to do with that considering she was so clingy to the hero.
"And the symbiote?"
"...sigh. It landed on me when I went to the church to pray. I sometimes go there to get some luck and that night I was...well I thought that my boyfriend was cheating on me due to not being around. When I opened my eyes it was on me and tried to make me hate Peter." She clutched her hands tightly. "But I was able to keep it under control by saying by killing him, it's no better than him. Thinking back now it sounded stupid but it worked." 'For a while then I had to….oh well they were sluts anyway.'
"So you managed to keep yourself from losing yourself to it? No matter what it did?" asked Nick with his eye narrowing.
"Yes, to me it was like a rejected ex. I mean it reminded me of myself when Peter was dating Gwen. But besides that, I managed to stay in control, even if I occasionally got mad."
"And you really don't remember our date today?" asked Peter.
"All I remember was fighting the Goblin and then a flash of light then I'm soaking wet." She said while crossing her legs. "I thought I was in hell or something."
"I see." nodded Nick before standing up. "Peter, come with me for a sec."
He blinked before walking off as Mary looked a little annoyed as her hair started to rise up. "Yes Fury?"
"It's pretty clear, this isn't the same Mary Jane, she's from an alternate universe."
"I hate to say it, but you might be right." Peter said. "I mean if she got the suit before Brock, then that causes a whole lot of time line changed."
"And you being dead? Unless we're looking at another clone incident, then that's proof enough. Only question is, where's this world's Mary Jane?"
"Shit! She must be still waiting for me!"
"Then I suggest you go before she walks off on you." Nick said as Mary growled and looked ready to hurt someone.
"But what about this Mary Jane?"
"My men will keep an eye on her." he replied. "We'll see if we can get in touch with Mr. Fantastic and Tony to see if they can help get her back home."
Spider-Man nodded before running off.
As this was happening, Mary was starting to look very mad.
"Where's Peter?" She asked one of the scientists. "He's been gone for 1.3 seconds." 'Way too long for us!'
"Uh, well he's just talking with Director Nick Fury, it shouldn't be long now."
"I hope so." She said while sensing something leaving the ship. 'Peter!' "Um, do you have a bathroom here?"
"Of course."
"Well can you show me where it is?" She asked with a hidden smirk.
"But you'll be guarded by S.H.I.E.L.D. agents."
'Not a problem, after all they won't be around for long.' "I understand."
(A few minutes later)
Mary looked around while carefully making sure the guards weren't suspicious of her actions as she looked around for an escape pod or a hatch to jump from. 'I'm not losing sight of Peter this time.'
"Here's the bathroom." Spoke a guard while they stopped at a bathroom, which was right next to the hanger. "Now get in."
Mary smirked before moving closer to them and grabbed their heads before bashing them against each other with a loud crack. "Sorry, but our Peter is calling us, Poison!"
They groaned and fell down before she ran into the hangar and looked around for a ship.
She looked around before seeing a small aircraft with a broken wing on it. "That will work." She then ran towards it and started activating it while opening the hangar doors with her hair.
RIIIP!
FISSS!
Suddenly an alarm started blaring with S.H.I.E.L.D. agents rushing towards the area.
"Freeze!"
Poison frowned before activating the ships thrusters and went flying out of the hanger. "Later you bastards! We are getting our Peter!"
"Damn it." one looked at his communicator. "Director Fury, the girl just flew off in one of our ships."
(Down in the city)
Peter ran faster while rushing to the cafe where MJ was at, not noticing that someone was stalking behind him.
'I still can't believe I crashed right into the Stark Tower. Oh well.' Thought Poison while hiding in the shadows. 'Now to get our Peter.'
Said man slowed down and spotted MJ sitting at the table with a frown and took a deep breath before walking over. "Hey there Mary Jane."
"Peter, where the heck did you go?" She frowned while Poison looked from behind a corner next to the cafe.
"Well….I kinda got stuck in traffic."
She frowned and stood up. "Peter, you promised me two weeks that you'd be on time. You didn't even give me a heads up earlier to reschedule or tell me you couldn't make it."
"Sorry."
'Who is she?!' Poison thought in annoyance. 'Did Doctor Octopus Team up with the Jackel to make a clone of me? And with our Peter too!'
Mary Jane sighed. "Look, let's just forget about it today. See ya around."
"Wait MJ! Can't we talk this out?" Peter called out as MJ started to walk away. 'Oh damn it! I blew it.'
"No." She said while walking off. "And if you have anything, talk to me later."
Poison glared while looking super pissed. 'She will pay, our Peter is ours!' She then looked around before changing back to her usual form, which was a more bustier version of MJ with a black t-shirt and black pants. "Peter is mine."
'Why me?' He thought while 'Poison' walked behind him as her high heels clicked on the ground.
"Hey Peter." She smiled. "I'm back."
He looked up and turned with surprise. "MJ?"
"Hi." She smiled. "I just got back from that shrink."
"Shrink?" he noticed her chest and attire and it clicked. "Wait, you're the 'other' MJ, right?"
"Yep." She smiled. "And to make things easier, call me Poison. That's my superhero title, or you can just call me MJ. I'm fine either way Peter." She then moved closer to him. "So want to hang out?"
He let out a sigh. "I'm not really sure right now."
"Because of HER?"
"Um her?"
"The clone." She frowned with a small glare.
"That wasn't a clone, that was this version of, well you, just like you're a version of her." he clarified.
"...what?" 'Did someone brainwash him? Versions? What's going on now?'
"Uh, maybe we should have Nick try and help explain, it usually helps to have more than one person for this kind of thing."
She sweated a little bit. "Well that's a good idea and all, but I think we can call him later."
"How come?"
"Just because." She said quickly while holding his hand. "So want to go out for pizza or fight some punks?"
"Well….maybe go get some pizza if you're hungry."
She smiled happily while holding his arm. "Then let's go, Peter." 'We are so happy~'
(Later)
Peter chuckled while having some pepperoni pizza with Poison as they sat outside the pizzeria. "Wow, honestly this is both awesome, but still a little new."
"Why?" She asked while taking a bite of her pizza.
"Because, for one I got the date I wanted with MJ, but technically speaking, it's with a different one. Sorry it that sounds confusing."
"It's fine. Besides I know you get stressed out with all the work, both with Jameson and with 'masked clowns' as you call them when you have a bad day."
He chuckled at that.
"Oh by the way." She asked with a smile. "Is Black Cat still around?" 'I hope not!'
"Of course."
'Shit!' she thought before shaking her head. "That's good."
"Why do you ask?"
"Because I just wanted to know if you're still seeing her." 'And so I can get her address and end her!'
Peter blushed. "She's still flirting with me, but all in good fun."
Poison raised her eyebrows at that while clutching her pizza tightly.
"I've still been trying to get with Mary Jane...the one in this universe I mean." he quickly corrected. "But...well I blew our date, just like all the others."
"Peter." She said while calming down. "You didn't blew you date, she blew you. I mean she could've just waited for you and gave you a chance. By the way, did you do it yet?"
He nearly spat out his pizza hearing that. "W-What?!"
"Did you do the deed yet?"
He blushed and shook his head. "No! No way, we're not that there yet."
'Perfect.' "I see, I guess the alternative universe idea was correct…." she looked at her slice. "My Peter….did it before we went to fight King Pin...and then….sniff…."
He saw her tearing up and put a hand on her shoulder with concern. "I'm sorry, I'm really sorry you had to deal with that."
"It's fine…." she said while putting the slice down. "I mean it could be worse...I could have never met my...you know." She wiped her eyes. "Sorry, I'm not usually this emotional."
Peter sighed. "Let it all out."
She moved closer to him and laid her head on his shoulder while sniffling more and started crying.
'She must've gone through a lot. I mean I know I've gone through a lot with the symbiote but….she had to endure it longer than me.'
Poison sniffled while part of her shirt started to bubble a little. 'Our Peter….we must protect him. From everything.'
(One crying scene later)
Peter rubbed Poison's arm while she slowly calmed down. "Feeling better?"
She nodded. "Thank you Peter, I...really needed that." Her shirt then made a tentacles that wiped some leftover tears from her eyes. "Thanks."
He jumped at that. "Well, that's one way to lend a hand."
"Yeah." She chuckled slightly. "The suit knows how to treat a lady, but Peter, I know I'm going to sound rude but….can we fight some people?"
"You mean like find some random people and start kicking their butt?"
"Yes." She said while eyeing the restaurant and saw a familiar bird on some of the people's shoulder. "And I think that's going to happen right now."
Peter's spider sense activated while the people got up and pulled out their guns.
"Freeze! Don't move!"
"Wait, those are S.H.I.E.L.D. agents."
"Yes and they're pointing their guns at us!"
"Put your hands in the air!" One female agent yelled. "And no funny business!"
"Woah woah, what's going on?" asked Peter calmly.
"You friend here knocked out two guards and crashed a airship into Stark Tower."
"Accidentally." Poison pointed out. "And I'm not a criminal." 'Right now.' "So just let me and my boyfriend go and I'll try not to knock you guys into orbit."
"Boyfriend?" spoke Peter in surprise.
"Forget it, you're getting back to the helicarrier." frowned the agent.
She frowned before changing into her suit. "Then I guess I'll have to make you." She then ran towards them while her hair grabbed some of the agents and started using them like flails. "On guard!"
"Ahhh! Shoot her!"
"No wait!" yelled Peter before turning to her. "Poison put them down right now!"
She stopped and turned to him. "But they're going to shoot us!"
"Well I'd like to resolve this without drawing blood, now put them down."
She grumbled while throwing the agents at the walls and changed back. "Alright." 'As long as I get to get some sluts later today.'
The agents groaned as several others grabbed her hands. Nick Fury himself walked over with a stern expression.
"You're in a lot of trouble."
"Let me guess, prison?" She frowned. "Because all I did was try and find Peter after you didn't bring him back."
"And cause property damages along with assaulting my soldiers."
"Wait, really?" Peter looked at her.
She looked away. "Maybe...but I didn't hurt them too badly."
"They're in the hospital for cracked skulls."
"...oops." 'Damn it!'
"You're getting back to the helicarrier now, or I'm gonna take you away and treat you like a real criminal, it's your choice."
Poison looked at Peter and then at Nick before sighing. "You win, I'll come. But as long as Peter is with me, I was still on a date when you came here."
"Not an option."
Her eye twitched. "Ok." 'I'm so tempted on ripping his head off!'
"Wait Nick." spoke Peter.
"No Peter, she wanted to take action, then I'll give it back. She's coming with us and we're getting her sent back home because if she was tempted to come here for you, then maybe the symbiote really is influencing her just like Venom."
Poison started to get very pissed off hearing that as the symbiote began to fluctuate. "You...you…."
The agents held their weapons up at her instantly with their fingers on the trigger.
"You….aren't going to take me away from our," she started to change back while her hair blades began longer and her mask to change into a long jaw with sharp teeth. "Peter!"
"Poison no!"
"ARRRR!" She cried out before jumping on Nick and started to use her hair to grab the agents and sent them flying. "PETER IS OURS!"
Said agent pulled out a futuristic looking pistol from his trench coat and raised it up before blasting her with an electrical field.
"Gah!" She cried out before crashing into the ceiling.
"Nice try, but even I know when to come prepared for anyone using a symbiote."
"You little!" She growled in rage while jumping down. "We shall kill all that takes Peter!" She then sent her hair at some of the agents.
They started firing with others taking cover while Peter himself fired webbing out around Poison's legs.
"Poison don't!"
"Peter! Stop, let me help you!" She yelled while grabbing one agent and sent him flying out a window. "They're trying to take us away!"
"They're doing their job, which is attacking you if you keep on fighting them back!"
"They want to send us back!" Poison growled. "We won't go and be hurt again!"
Peter blinked before seeing her rush towards Fury again. "Poison no!"
The man narrowed his eye and ducked under her swipe before swinging an open palm up and slammed into her stomach.
"GAH!" She gasped before getting hit again and was sent flying into Peter. "Ow...that hurt."
"Ow." groaned Peter underneath her.
She looked down and went wide eyed while revealing her face. "Peter! Are you ok?!"
"Not really." he groaned. 'Her butt is heavy!'
"Now!" yelled Nick.
The agents fired at her while one agent used a futuristic gun and blasted some sound at her.
"AHHHH!" She screamed in pain while the symbiote started to unlatch from the body. "Stop! I'm trying to save Peter!"
"Second round!" called Nick before two agents fired cables out that grabbed onto her arms and started pulling while the others increased the sound.
"AHHHHHHH!" Poison cried out in pain. "PETER!"
"MJ!" he yelled before trying to move towards her, but two agents held him back while the symbiote was separated from MJ.
It slithered around while trying to go back onto MJ's body.
"Box it now!"
One agent held out a vacuum like nozzle before a see through net shot out and grabbed it before it started getting sucked up into the pack.
"Ugh…" MJ groaned in pain. "P...Peter…."
"MJ! Nick let her go!" he frowned.
"I can't do that Peter." he frowned standing back up. "Right now she's just demonstrated as to why we need to send her back to her own world, we don't need her mental state running wild, and you need to keep that in mind. She's fixated on you, meaning she'd do who knows what. Are you willing to risk the lives of several civilians in a crowd that's with you if she decided to let loose?"
"But she was in control and was just trying to….protect me." He said while trying to make a strong argument and failed.
"Peter, I can get why you'd want to stand up for her, but you have to keep in mind, this isn't the same Mary Jane, and right now, she might not have killed anyone, but it's my job to keep that from happening, and with all this, I am making it my job to make sure she's locked up tight until we can open up a portal to her universe."
"But if that's true then wouldn't sending her back cause more problems?" He said. "Like for that world's S.H.I.E.L.D?"
"That's a risk I'm going to cross when I get to it."
Peter looked at MJ before saying. "Let me take responsibility for this."
"How so?"
"Well I was in the symbiote before and when we were talking she seemed relaxed near me. So maybe she'll stay calm when I'm taking full custody of her? And before you say it, I know the risks so if she kills anyone it goes on a rampage I promise to….put her down if need be."
Nick looked at Peter with a cold expression and then at MJ. "Hmmm, fine, but if even one person loses their life, then I'm taking you in as an accomplice."
"Alright Fury." He said while the symbiote wiggled in the vacuums cleaner like a crazy dog.
"Ugh…" MJ groaned while looking up. 'Peter….you kind….man...ugh my ears…'
"You can take her home after she gets some rest though."
"And the symbiote?"
"She'll have it later, once we catalog it into S.H.I.E.L.D.'s database."
"I understand."
(A few hours later)
MJ groaned while laying on the bed in Peter's apartment as the symbiote was in a jar next to the kitchen oven. "That wasn't fun…"
"Just be glad I got him to relax a little."
"Sorry for the...outburst." She groaned. "I just didn't want to...ow…"
"I know, us to be separated."
MJ chuckled slightly while still hearing ringing in her ears. "Peter, can I have some water? Having a suit can make a girl thirsty…"
He nodded while getting some water as the symbiote wiggled around and 'looked' at him like a snake. "Just take it easy and rest."
'He's so kind.' She thought while closing her eyes. 'Just like….my Peter.'
'I still can't believe MJ is in my apartment.' he thought while filling a glass. 'It's a different version, but it's still MJ.'
The symbiote 'stared' at him while making Peter look a little uncomfortable with old memories.
'Still can't believe I also have that thing near me again without getting thrown into buildings.' he thought with a shiver and walked the glass over to MJ. "Here you go."
"Thanks." She said while taking the glass and sipped it. "Peter….thanks for sticking up to me."
"No problem. It's what heroes do."
She smiled at that. "You know, I think we might make a cute couple….if you don't decide to do a twinsome anytime soon."
He blushed thinking about his MJ and Poison holding his arms. "Uh, understood."
She smiled before putting the glass on the bedside table. "Peter, can you lay with me for a while?"
"Oh sure." He said while laying next to her as she smiled.
"Thanks." She smiled happily before kissing his cheek. "I love you Peter."
He blushed while not knowing the symbiote was taking the cork off the jar. 'Wow.'
She smiled before carefully hugging him. "Let us sleep, so we can fight crime later tonight."
"Maybe pass on the last part."
She pouted. "Fine, but I want to cuddle all day tomorrow."
The symbiote careful put the cork on the ground as it slowly oozed out of the jar.
"I don't know, mister Jameson might get mad."
"He's always mad." She pointed out while kissing his nose. "Plus you need a day off Peter." 'With us.'
He blushed while trying to ignore her breasts against his chest. 'Oh man, this is like Heaven!'
The ooze slowly moved towards the bed while crawling up the side and covered MJ again making Poison's suit.
"And don't worry, we'll be gentle." She said while moving her mask back. "Ok?"
"Wait, you mean…"
She winked. "That's for you to decide lover boy."
He turned red hearing that while Poison smirked in her head.
'Watch out clone, we're coming for you.'
(Omake)
-A few weeks later-
Peter yawned while coming back inside his house. "I'm home."
Poison looked from the couch and smiled. "Hey Peter, I just got back from beating some thugs. Are you ok?"
"Yeah, Jameson's just been on my ass again about getting better pics of you know how."
She shook her head. "Don't worry, Poison will visit him later to put some webbing on his door."
"Yawn, try not to add any booby traps like last time." He said while sitting on the couch.
"Hey, I didn't know that file cabinets could hurt that much." She pouted while Peter's door was knocked on.
Knock knock.
"Peter? Are you in there?"
"Oh no, MJ." whispered Peter sitting up.
Poison frowned at that. "Want me to scare her?"
"No I'll handle it." He said while walking to the door and opened it. "Hey MJ, um….what's up?"
"Hey Peter, I wanted to come by and see how you were doing and check to see if anything was wrong."
"Oh…." he looked behind him as Poison was glaring at her alternative self. "I'm fine and thanks for stopping by but I'm kinda busy."
"Peter, you haven't called me in weeks. I'm worried you're becoming depressed again."
"What? OF course not, I'm just trying to get work done as best as I can, plus...I've been helping Aunt May out when I'm not working, so sorry if it seems like it, I'm ok."
She raised an eyebrow at that while Poison got an idea and slowly turned the volume on the tv up to its maximum volume. "Are you sure?"
"What? I can't hear you!"
"I said are you sure?!"
"Yes! I'm taking a bath regularly!"
"What?! No! I said are you sure!"
"I'm sorry MJ! I don't use boxers!" He yelled while Poison laughed in the background.
"Turn the volume down!"
"What?! I don't have condoms!" He yelled as MJ got annoyed and stormed into the room as Poison jumped under the couch and turned the tv off.
"There." She said before noticing a pair of panties on the kitchen table, which ironically looked like her own. "Peter, what are those?"
He turned and paled. 'Poison!' "Um….what are what?"
"Those." She pointed to the panties. "And why do they look like some of mine?"
"Um…."
"Peter. Did you steal my underwear?"
He gulped while Poison chuckled a little bit from her hiding place before slowly moving up onto the ceiling using her suit and opened her mask.
'Taste spit bitch.' She thought with a smirk before making some spit drip from her mouth.
MJ frowned at Peter before feeling something wet on her head. "Yuck!" 'What the….did Peter forget to get the pipes cleaned!?'
Peter glanced up and saw Poison before moving over and ushered MJ away. "Hey sorry to rush you but I could REALLY use a nap right now."
"What? But I just got here."
"Well I'm very tired." He said while MJ looked very confused. "And I need to get ready for tomorrow."
"What?" She said while Poison smirked at the sight.
"I'll see you later." He said before closing the door and turned to Poison. "Why did you do that?"
"I was bored." She lied while MJ heard her from behind the door. "Plus she's kinda nosey."
"She was just concerned about me."
"So am I." She said while jumping down. "After all, aren't I your girlfriend?"
'Girlfriend?!' MJ thought in shock.
"I know, but it's still rude." Peter sighed.
She chuckled before kissing him on the lips, rather loudly for some reason. "Even when I'm rude, I'm still the kind woman that'll kick ass for you."
"Provided you don't go too far, remember that."
She chuckled while looking at the door. 'Time for some fun.' "Peter, I'll be back soon. I have some stuff to do." She then walked towards the window before putting her mask on and swung away. "Later!"
'I need to sleep.' MJ said while walking away with a slight slump.
(Later that night)
MJ snored while sleeping on her bed without a care in the world. Unaware that her slightly open window was getting pushed open all the way.
Poison slowly walked in the room while tiptoeing towards the bed and shot black webs at the woman. "Night night clone."
(A few minutes later)
-Unknown location-
SLAP!
"Wake up bitch!"
Mary Jane hissed and slowly opened her eyes, but all she saw was a bright light with her arms and legs restrained and someone in front of her.
"Well well well, look what we have here." Spoke a disordered voice. "A little slut. A stupid slut of a clone."
She groaned while opening her eyes and saw a woman with a black bodysuit on. She went wide eyed and panicked while trying to tug at the rope.
"You know Mary Jane Watson, we really don't hate you." The woman said while walking around her. "I mean you're a model, never lost anyone important and you got away from your abusive father. But we have only one pet peeve." She moved a claw across MJ's cheek. "You are trying to take someone we care about and that's a no no in our book."
"Who are you?"
She moved closer to her and removed her mask. "You."
Mary Jane's eyes widened seeing her own face which just scowled at her.
"You know." She said while moving back. "I hate when people try to mess with my loved ones. Where I'm from I kept him safe by being the enforcer, a pretty good one at that. But seeing you try and push yourself into my boyfriend's life just makes my blood boil."
"B-Boyfriend? Wait, you mean Peter?"
"That's right, and guess what? When I found myself in this new world, I was overjoyed and ecstatic? Wanna know why?"
"W-"
"Because he's not dead." She interrupted before grabbing her face. "You know, I never told anyone this but," she grinned at her with a dark expression of sadistic madness. "When I got the suit I wasn't at the church because of any luck based crap, my Peter was dating that Black Cat slut. And do you know what we did to her?"
MJ paled seeing her face. "W-What?"
"I eviscerated her." She laughed. "Even if it made me puke, I did it for Peter. All my actions were for Peter, for I was his shadow, his blade, his everything~"
"Y-You're insane!"
"No." Poison smirked while her hair moved around like snakes. "Just protective, after all Peter is ours and only I can keep him safe. You and the other sluts? Well I had to do something to keep him from running off with a parasite infested floozy."
"He'll find me and put you away!" Spoke Mary Jane who tugged at the rope harder.
She shook her head. "What a dumb mind, did you think I wasn't aware of that fact. So to compensate for that I made sure I was out of the city. Oh by the way." She scratched MJ's cheek and drew blood. "You have a choice for your current situation, either you go elsewhere in this world and never return or….well I'll let you figure that out slut."
MJ started to feel fear while her counterpart grinned before the screen went black.
"Choose~"