Crazy trouble with love part 6
Fifi and Furrball part 2
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Furrball was sleeping away in his bed which was in his box, which was also beside the red cadillac in the junkyard.
"Fifi, looking ravishing as ever." The purple skunk said to herself in the mirror. "I hope Furrball has a wonderful idea for a date tomorrow."
Said cat's ear perked up while he began to slowly wake up. 'She wants to go out? Hmm...I gotta think this over before school ends tomorrow.' He thought before letting out a yawn and stretched.
Morning soon came as they readied themselves for school. The day went by as usual and it gave Furrball enough time to give Fifi a date she'll never forget.
'Maybe Calamity will have some tips.' "Hey Calamity."
'Hey Furrball, still talking after saving Fifi's life I see.' He signed.
"Yeah, but it's still weird since I just made cat sounds."
'So what brings you here? I half expected your lips on Fifi's.'
"Well, she chased you too right? So I was wondering if you had any pointers because I'll be going on a date with her."
'You're asking me tips for dating? Dude, in case you forget, I'm clueless.' he replied while putting stuff in his locker. 'Ask Hampton, he took Fifi to the prom!'
"Well I...huh, actually that could work."
Later...
"Uh hey there...Hamton."
"Hey Furrball."
'This is gonna be awkward since he's Fifi's ex.' he cleared his throat. "I was wondering if you could help me with something."
"It's about Fifi isn't it?"
"How'd you know?"
"You and I have both felt those sweet lips, I think I know." he sighed. "You're a lucky man, I actually wanted to ask her out more, but due to the ratings and lack of episodes it made it kinda hard."
"Trust me, it's been hard for me too." He then showed his thin body from lack of eating. "So you got any advice for me? I got a date with her later tonight."
"Well, do you have any ideas in mind?"
"I'm completely stumped."
"Well, she's like her mentor, she loves flirting. She likes it when her guy is mentally mature." Hamton tried thinking of something else. "Hey, why not take her out to that drive in theater? I heard it's playing a dark and mysteries movie with suspense."
Then Furrball imagined Fifi clinging to him during scary parts of the movie. He smiled while she kissed his cheek and blushed. "That sounds perfect."
Meanwhile...
"I sense somebody needs my help!" That's when Freakazoid beat up a criminal, took his car and threw it all the way to Acme Looniversity! "Welp, my work here is done."
"What about my car?"
"You won't need one when you're in jail you silly billy."
The car fell through the school roof, crushing Furball in the process!
"Whoa!"
Furrball exited the car, seeing stars. "Okay, the car problem has been taken care of. Wish me luck on my date." he groaned before passing out.
'I hope he has a license.' thought Hamton before walking away.
After school, Furball, tried to drive his new car.
"Okay, if I do this..." He said, putting the key in the ignition. And after starting the car, it exploded! "Well that was a waste of time." He then coughed soot. He tapped his chin and snapped. "I got it! If I can't reserve a spot with a car, then I'll use something else."
Later that night, Fifi stepped out of the cadillac, in a trendy pink shirt, skinny jeans and black heels. "I hope zis is not too much." she remarked looking in a mirror. She looked around, wondering where Furrball was.
Furrball drove in on a makeshift go kart. "Hey Fifi, how do you like my wheels? Built them myself, and I even used the softest materials I could find, for your seat." He said, pointing the seat made of feathers. "Don't ask where I got the feathers."
Meanwhile...
"Furrball owes me big time." Said a bald Plucky.
Fifi got on the seat which was close to Furrball with their knees touching before he started it and off they went.
"Uh, sorry it's not really big and fancy."
"It's ze thought that counts after all and vous must've put some hard work into this though." She then kissed his cheek.
He blushed and chuckled.
And so they drove, they got some laughs from Perfecto Prep students.
"Nice wheels, dork!" Said the student in his topless car. He tried to throw a half drank soda at them, but Furrball dodged it.
"My teacher could throw better than you."
Then Fifi chuckled and kissed Furball's cheek. They sped up, leaving an annoyed Perfecto student.
"I'm gonna get him back for that."
"Zat was a good one Furrball."
"It helps when he's still trying to get Tweety."
Later, they made it to the drive in.
"I'll go get our snacks." smiled Fifi getting out and walking off while swaying her hips making Furrball stare.
"I hope I get laid after this." he muttered before driving through the lot, trying to see if he could spot the right place in front of the big screen.
"One space left, nice." That's when his go kart collided with the same car the Perfecto Prep student was in.
"Oops, my bad, I didn't see you and your toy car there loser."
"Hmph, nice scratching post."
"Excuse me, what did you-" And the blue cat slashes a tire with his claws! "Hey! I just got this out of the shop!"
"Oops, my bad, my claw must have slipped."
"You're gonna pay for that!"
"Why should I? You Perfecto jerks have the money for it anyways!"
"That's it!" He then go out of the car with his friend.
"Uh oh." Furrball turn and zipped off as they chased him. 'Okay Furball, time to use the cartoonish antics you learned from school!' He thought.
"Get back here runt!" they yelled as they chased him down the street. He saw a car with 2 bears making out. "Convenient painful trap in a box." he grinned before grabbing a pot of honey from inside and spread it on the ground before darting off just as they came over and slipped all over the spot with some of it covering them.
"Who always has a jar of honey on them?" That's when drool started falling on their heads, followed by growling. They looked up to see the bears looking hungry and screamed before getting jumped as a dust cloud popped up.
"And I just manicured these claws you dumb, yet delicious idiots!" Said the female bear.
"Ah! The manicure made them extra sharp!"
"This is for interrupting our alone time punks!" Said the male bear before ripping one in half!
"Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!" That's pretty dark, don't you think?" Said Daffy.
Okay fine, he tied them both into pretzels.
"That's better." remarked the duck.
"I can't move!" They both said, trying to untie their bodies.
Furrball snickered and headed back to the his kart, but he saw another car in the spot. "Aw-man, what am I gonna tell Fifi?"
"Oops, we took your spot, get lost loser." laughed the driver who was another perfecto prep.
Furrball didn't walk away, but instead scratched the hood of their car!
"Hey!"
"Come and get me jerk!" he blew a raspberry before darting over near the snack bar where Fifi was still trying to get some snacks.
"Oh, hello mon amore, did you get a parking space?"
"Working on it." he spoke while looking at the stand. "Any idea for snacks?"
"I got popcorn and some licorice whips."
That's when Furball had an idea.
"Get back here you..."
"Mind getting me a chocolate bar?"
"Whatever you want." As she walked away, Furball stood there, awaiting the Perfecto Prep.
"Aaaand, POP!" He then popped a punch square in the nose!
"That didn't hurt as mu-" Then Furrball lashed him with a whip! A literal licorice whip. "Ow!"
"Back I say, back!"
"Ow! Okay, you can have the parking spot!" he cried running off and jumped in his car before zooming off.
"Hmph."
As the Perfecto Student ran back to his car...
"This'll make sure you won't enjoy the rest of the date!" He then picked up the Go Kart and slammed it down to the ground!
"Hey!"
"Whatcha gonna do about th-" Furrball pounced and proceeded to scratch his face. "I forgot you're a cat!"
"Reow!"
He grabbed his car keys, and tried to get into the car, but the pain was unbearable and he ran away dropping his keys. "I'll remember this you acme loser!"
Then Fifi arrived with the snacks and drinks. "Sorry for ze wait, I wanted to make sure we had plenty Oh, what happened to ze go kart?"
"Some jerk destroyed it, so I took their car."
"Oooh, I didn't know underneath the adorable kitty cat, there was a raging tiger, roar!" She said as she got into the car.
He chuckled with a blush before climbing in just as the movie started.
"And now ladies, gentleman, and that hideous thing I call my wife."
"Dan, how could you say that!"
"You ain't giving me any sex, so don't expect me to be fair with you, yah monster! Anyways, time for the feature presentation of: Extremely Strong Guy Pulling People Apart With His Bare Fists 100!"
The people cheered out as the screen lit up. And then they all started screaming as a buff man tore people to shreds with his bare hands!
"Dear God, he's slurping her vein up like a spaghetti noodle!" Shouted the virgin character.
In the car, we get the usual cliche of them putting their hand in the popcorn at the same time. Both looked at the other and smiled while keeping their hands there with Fifi's tail moving over and wrapping around his own. They felt the mood rising as we get to the hot guy and hot girl confessing their love. Each of the couples made them hot and bothered as they all started making out in their cars.
'Oh my.'
That's when the hot characters started having sex on the screen, making the other couples do the same in the back of their cars.
Furrball and Fifi turned bright red and looked away from the other. The final straw was when they heard the moaning and creaking of the car.
"Um...m-maybe we should head back to your place."
"Oui, let's get out of here."
So they drove back to the dump as the virgin saves the hot girl from the killer. All the while Furrball had trouble keeping the car steady since it was bigger than he thought. "This is harder to drive than I thought, I wish I was taller."
"It should be fine, we're almost zere." spoke Fifi as the car screeched at an intersection causing several other cars to stop with the people yelling out.
"Come on idiot! Hurry up! There's a game in 12 minutes!"
"My drunk teen daughter needs to go to her ex's house so she can puke on him in revenge!"
"I'm actually practicing being angry so my anger will be believable in the movie I'm gonna star in."
'Man, I should work on getting my license.'
"I gotta get this nuclear bomb to the space station before it kills every last person in the united states!"
"My friend needs to get to the hospital! He needs antivenom!"
"I gotta go to the bathroom!"
Later, they made it back to the dump. He parked the car and got out before opening the door for Fifi. "Ladies 1st."
"Zank you Furball, this date has been...awkward...but I know just the zing to make it less awkward." She said, before running a finger across his chin.
"A-and that would be?"
"Follow me into my home and get these clothes off me." she whispered with half lidded eyes before turning and walking towards her car while brushing her tail under his chin.
He did as she said, he followed her into the cadillac and then stripped her, starting with her shirt. When he saw her chest underneath he gulped while feeling a little nervous.
"Get good look, then take off my pants from behind." she whispered with a wink making him blush more.
He got behind her. 'Whoa, never thought I'd get this nervous over a pantsing.' He thought as he grabbed hold of the waist. The feeling of his fingers on her waist tickled Fifi a bit. He pulled them down and saw a pair of red panties with a heart on it which made it all the more hot to look at.
"You're almost done, pull down my panties and we may begin." she purred while shaking her rear at him with her tail swishing.
Furrball pulled down the panties, marveling at how round her ass was. 'Wow...'
"So, you like what you see?"
"Very much!"
"Good, now that I've shown you my lewd bits, mind showing me yours?"
He gulped and nodded before she reached down and started rubbing his groin making him hiss.
"Oooh, this must be a perk to being a stray cat." She said, as she felt his ballsack.
He groaned while finding her hand soft with his dick slowly rising out. "Wh-what do you think of my barbed dick?"
"It's very warm, someone was hoping for zis."
"I've been hoping for it after seeing you in that sexy get up." he admitted with a groan and his tail twitching.
She then decided to tease him by stroking him with 2 fingers.
"Reow!"
"Your moaning meowing iz so cute."
'Thanks.'
She then rubbed the base as she licked the precum.
He jumped and stiffened up at the move while she squeezed his balls.
"Come-on kitty cat, give moi the actual cream!" urged Fifi rubbing the dick more while her sweet scent drifted around Furrball's nose.
"I smell something wonderful."
"Zanks for compliment, you deserve this." She said as she put his dick in between her chest.
He groaned feeling her breasts under the fur before feeling them slowly move up and down.
She continued to lick his dick each time the tip peaked out. All the while he groaned and gasped.
Furball couldn't possibly hold it in for long with his virgin dick. "F-Fifi!" He sprayed his 1st load all over her face! She closed her eyes as the cum coated her.
"Eek!" After his dick finished cumming, she wiped it off her face and started licking it up, savoring the taste. "Mmm, c'est magnifique."
They both then sat up.
"Not sure how people do it in a car, but let's try the cowgirl position." Said Furrball.
"Sounds good to me." she grinned while he sat down and she straddled his waist while rubbing her ass against the dick.
"Quit teasing me."
"Eager one, aren't we?" she teased while using her tail to brush across the bottom. "It's not polite to rush a lady."
He then decided to tease her back by reaching around and pinching her nipples.
"Ooh! You are a naughty naughty kitty."
"I can't help it, I have a beautiful girl with me." he smiled while leaning up and licked her nipple getting a moan out of her while rubbing her ass.
She retaliated by squeezing and twisting his dick.
"REOW!" He then nibbled her neck.
She giggled while feeling her groin warm up.
"I can feel something warm leaking on my dick, that you?"
"But of course."
"You ready? My sweet smelling skunk?"
"Ravage me." she whispered in lust.
He pulled her up and under his dick before dropping her down onto it.
Both moaned loudly as he penetrated her.
"Sacre bleu!"
They kept still until the shock of penetration subsided, and then in one minute they were ready to resume.
"Let's make a mess on this seat." Said Furrball as he thrusted upwards.
Fifi gasped from the movement while gripping Furrball's shoulders. 'If you do it like that, it might be moi who makes a mess 1st.'
He made her even more sensitive by tickling her waist.
"Ooh lala, you're making this interesting." Fifi laughed and moaned.
"I aim to please."
"And you-ha certain-ha-ly are plea-ha-sing." She laughed and moaned as their tails curled around each other.
'It helps to look this stuff up in an alley when you don't have tv.' That's when he stopped tickling her.
"Why'd you stop?"
"Hold onto me tight because I worry you might become a cum rocket!" He said as he wrapped his arms around her.
She did the same and then he started thrusting faster than a rabbit! "Oh Furrball!"
"Oh Fifi!"
"I'm so close Furrball."
"Go ahead and cum, lube my dick." he grunted before latching on a nipple and began sucking on it.
As she moaned, Fifi's pussy started to twitch before her juices covered Furball's dick, allowing him to go even faster.
"Here I come babe! I'm gonna drench your insides with my milk!"
"Give me it all!"
For his 2nd load, we go to an X-ray of Fifi's ovaries, look at those cat sperm cells claw at each other for the skunk's egg! Although one could swear the egg itself was enjoying the attention with a smile.
Back with Furrball and Fifi, who were now panting while hugging each other...
"Now that was an awesome way to end the date." Said Furrball.
"Oui, I couldn't agree more with my beloved."
They sat there in the car as they kissed each other goodnight.
The next day, and what luck it was a weekend.
Furrball was snoring in his box, unaware of Fifi creeping up on him.
She climbed under the covers. And then she sat up on his pelvis, with the blanket as her hood, as she wiggled her fingers and with a swift motion, started tickling Furball.
Said cat groaned and chuckled while still sleeping.
"Wakey wakey beloved."
Instead, Furrball pulled Fifi over to his side and held her there.
"Hey, let go.
"Cats shouldn't be bothered awake, they should be cuddled." He muttered with a smile.
"Good thing it's weekend, we can just be like zis, all day." She said, before hugging him back and going to sleep.