Crazy trouble with love part 6

Gamble Shroud and Blake

Series: RWBY

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-RWBY's Room-

Blake read her book in silence while being the only person in the room, that also included the two weapon girl twins that nearly punched her last week.

And it didn't help that she just saw a conjoined twin with her possibly boyfriend, friend, person.

"I might need to get myself some therapy."

As she read her book, she didn't notice her weapon, Gambol Shroud, was glowing a faint obsidian blue color.

"And maybe some pills, I mean seeing a conjoined twin like that sword girl...ugh." Blake said with a groan. 'My cooch still hurts...mentally I mean.' she flipped the page and tried relaxing against her pillow while her weapon heard it all and was not happy.

'Grrrr.' It growled. 'She went to see that bastard again! Oh I'm so furious now!'

(Later)

Blake yawned while getting up to get a glass of water, that and get some milk and cookies for Ruby before bed.

But as she went towards the door, she noticed s letter wedged in between the edges.

"Huh?" She took it out and read it.

And it goes as followed.

Dear Blake,

I know you don't like letters like this but….I wanted to say I can't get you out of my head. You are so beautiful and cute! I just can't get enough of you! So….please reply back.

Love,

Your secret admirer~

"..." she blinked while feeling a dark chill down her spine. "A secret admirer?" She then noticed another part of the message on the back of the paper.

And that read as followed.

P.S- I know where you sleep, my cute little kitten of fluffiness! XOXOXO!

Her ears stood up reading that first part. 'They...know where I sleep!' she rushed back to her bed while making sure the door and windows were locked. 'I'm not taking any chances!'

(Next morning)

Blake yawned while opening her eyes and got up, only to notice she wasn't in her bed, or in her room for that matter.

But in the cafeteria and on a table with a large chocolate statue of herself right in front of her.

'What the…...fuck!?' she thought jumping off the table and holding her chest. "W...Why am I here? And who made THAT?" As she started to freak out, she noticed a letter on the statue that read.

To my love, from your secret admirer~

She turned a sickly white color as she started getting goosebumps on her arms and legs. She let out a scared squeak and bolted out and headed to the dorm before rushing in and started pushing anything she could grab in front of it, including a sleeping Zwei.

"Zzzz."

Blake panted in fear before turning and saw a lot of roses in the middle of the room.

And in big black letters was the following.

My lovely Blake,

Love me forever~

From your secret admirer.

P.S- You look so cute when you put your black dog panties on~

"Oh Dust!" she screamed waking up the other girls.

"Huh?" Said Yang while the twin weapons kept on sleeping on her breasts. "Blake? What's going on?"

"It's my evil ex! He found me!" she cried out while Ruby groaned and rubbed her eyes.

"What are you-AH! Yang! Who are those girls?!"

"Ember Celica." She sighed. "And apparently they are...well yanging for my tits."

"Zzzz he he." Both chuckled in their sleep.

"Are they new students?" questioned Weiss.

"Apparently." She said before seeing the roses. "Um Blake? What's with all the roses?"

"I've got a stalker! I know who it is, he's coming back for me, I just know it."

As this was happening, Weiss noticed a picture of Blake in a bikini on the wall next to Yang's side of the room. "Uh huh, and you're sure it's a guy?"

"Yes, he and I used to be very close before...breaking up. Why do you ask?"

Weiss pointed to Yang's side making the weapon spirits frown as they slowly woke up. "I think I found your stalker."

Blake paled.

"We don't like her." Spoke Ember.

"And why would we go after her?" Celica asked.

"We are already hitched." Both said at once while groping Yang's breasts.

"Hey!"

"I didn't mean you two, I mean Yang." deadpanned Weiss. "And don't just do that out of the blew, have some decency!"

"No." Both glared with hate. "If our partner in arms was a stalker, then we would have to kill her and our partner in arms."

Grope~

Grope~

Blake started to sweat while her weapon started to glow slightly.

"Hey! Stop grabbing me there!" frowned Yang pushing their hands off. "Especially not in front of the team."

Both pouted before grinning as they grabbed Yang and made a hole in the wall before jumping through it. "Then let's go elsewhere!"

"Ah!"

(A little while later)

'Ok, I'm hiding under a bed and made sure everything was locked.' Blake thought while holding her weapon closely. 'Now I just need to figure out how Adam got into Beacon in the first place!'

Her weapon glowed slightly which the girl failed to notice.

And that's when Blake felt her ass getting groped. "Eep!" but she looked around and didn't see anyone under the bed with her. 'Oh please Gods let that be my imagination.'

Grope grope~

"Eeep!" She squeaked before looking around again. "W-What the fuck?!"

Grope~

'Who's groping my butt?!' she thought before quickly rushing out and looked at it with her weapon out. "Who's there?!"

But no one came out of the bottom of the bed.

"I'm warning you! Come out or I'll drag your ass out!"

Still silence and the rustling of wind from outside.

"I'll count to three and then force you out!"

But nothing was heard.

"One! Two! Three!"

Grope~

And that was when Blake got groped again. She whirled around and grabbed a wrist, only to see it coming right from her weapon itself.

'Um….it's not what it looks like.' Spoke a almost calm voice that came from the weapon itself.

"...AHHHH!" Blake screamed before throwing the weapon and ran out of the room. She bolted down the room while unaware of the figure running out after her. "Someone help!"

The figure grabbed her and covered her mouth. "Be quiet, we don't want a scene."

"Mmmm!" muffled Blake struggling in the grip.

The figure moved her towards the bed before putting her in a blanket and hog tied her quickly. "Now just relax and don't scream."

Blake went wide eyed when she looked up and felt a little relief seeing it wasn't Adam.

The figure was a medium sized woman in a blue garb that covered her entire body, with blue sandals, a small ass, B cup breasts, pure black eyes, and a mask that was covered in blue paper seals with a familiar black flame symbol on it. As the girl moved Blake noticed that her chest and crotch area were exposed and were covered in the same seals as her face. "Sorry for the rough housing, but you were trying to run from me."

"W-Who are you?" blushed Blake while averting her face.

She looked at the faunus before bowing. "Kunoichi master Gambol Shroud at your service."

"Wait...what?"

"Master partner in arms." She bowed again while looking up. "I am kunoichi master Gambol Shroud, your partner."

Blake was so shocked her eyes rolled into the back of her head.

"Master partner in arms?" 'Crap.'

(A few minutes later)

Grope grope grope grope~

Blake groaned as she felt her chest getting played with. 'W...What's going on?'

"So soft." Said a familiar voice. "I still can't believe that horned bastard touched you like this. Hope his weapon spirit slaps him silly for that."

Grope grope grope grope grope~

"I wonder if they'll get bigger if she drinks more milk? I'll add some special Dust into her milk next week."

Grope grope grope~

Blake went wide eyed and screamed before pushing her weapon off and backed up. "Oh god!"

"Oh master partner in arms….um it's not what it looks like." She said while her hands were still groping that air. "I was….making sure your lungs were still working."

"Oh Dust...Oh Dust, you're actually talking and real."

She nodded. "Yes I am, well I was turned into a weapon spirit just last month so I'm still getting used to being a real girl."

"So, you're made of flesh and blood now?"

"I am." She said before flashing Blake quickly, to reveal that she was naked under there, before putting her clothes back. "And have nice clothing to help protect you."

She blushed red at that. "W-Why did you just flash me?"

"Because I trust you master partner in arms." She said with an eye smile. "And you looked so sexy when passed out."

"Wait, have you been staring at me and feeling me up the whole time?"

Gambol Shroud nodded. "And you feel so nice and tone, with a hint of softness mixed into it."

Her face turned beet red as her ears started to twitch wildly.

"And your breasts are really perfect."

"Ok, that's wrong on sooo many levels."

She looked lost. "Huh? But isn't that what you like? Kunoichi masters that grope people? Did...Ninjas in Love...lie to me?!"

She turned beet red. "Wait, you did that because of what I was reading?"

She nodded. "It was a good read. Even taught me how to make chocolate statues out of chocolate and tuna."

Blake jaw dropped hearing that. 'Holy shit! My own weapon's become a huge pervert, and it's all my fault!'

"Master partner in arms." Gambol Shroud said while giving Blake a hug. "Did you get a love note? From a secret admirer by chance?"

"Yes, why?"

She sighed before eye smiling. "Just wanted to know, I mean it was hard trying to make a letter with just a pen and a few pieces of paper."

"Wait, that was YOU?"

Gambol Shroud nodded. "So….did it work?" 'Of course not! I scared her to death, and made her think of that bastard!'

'No! I thought I was gonna be dragged away!' "Uh….."

"Master partner in arms?" She said with a slight gulp.

"..."

"Master partner in arms?"

"..."

"Big titted master in arms?" She said with a perverted eye smile.

"...yes?"

"Are you into girls?" She asked while instinctively groping Blake's chest again.

Grope grope grope~

"Ah!" she jumped and pushed her hands off. "Stop that! You don't go up and grab a girl while asking that!"

"But I only wanted to show you that I really mean it." She frowned. "And we are already connected in the bowels of the gods of love."

"What?"

"I mean you and I are more then master and weapon." She said while uncovering her face, which was covered in so many cuts and bruises that it almost made her look like a hard core warrior. "We are, in the eyes of the weapon spirits, engaged in marriage."

"...what?!"

Gambol Shroud moved closer to her while some cloth appeared from her sides and began wrapping around the girl's arms. "We are wife and wife, forever~" She then kissed her on the lips.

Blake's eyes widened while Gamble Shroud hugged her closer. 'S-She's really kissing me!'

She smiled before moving back slightly. "And I know you want more than just a man with no soul. I am better than him in every way, especially in the arts of love."

"W...W...What?"

"Master partner in arms, you don't need him." She said while smiling. "You have me, and I'm better at understanding you for the cute and sexy you, not the White Fang member that ran away."

Blake shook her head. "Hang on, wife and wife? Where does it say that?"

"Weapon spirits can love any gender." Gambol Shroud smirked. "But all weapon spirits are primarily female. So no hot guys to steal you away."

"But don't I have a say in this? I'm not even eighteen yet."

Grope grope~

'Soft butt.' "Yes, but we don't have to marry until you're ready. Plus I like being able to make you open up."

"Stop grabbing me there." frowned Blake with annoyance. "I might like Ninjas in Love, but do you see me doing that to my team?"

"Not yet, but if you didn't know I existed, you might've tried with the melon lord." She then showed her left leg, which was now the gun part of her weapon form. "In which case I have to end her."

"Uh….why? Don't you guys know compromise?"

"Sometimes, but not with me." She narrowed her eyes. "I do not want you to be stolen away like a common trophy, especially to that monkey and bull! They already have partners!"

"Wait, you can tell? Does every weapon have sentience?"

"About a few million weapon spirits have gained their status. It's either from love or living to about a hundred years."

"Um….wait, so those girls Yang had were…"

"Weapon spirits, yes."

"And Sun's…"

"Weapon spirit."

"And the cooch girl…."

"Weapon spirit, and she's my senior in terms of age."

'Oh god, I feel like I'm gonna pass out again.'

"Master partner in arms." Gambol Shroud said while giving Blake a kiss on the cheek. "Can you take responsibility and make your kunoichi wife happy?"

"Uh, hey, why don't you stay here and I'll be right back?"

"Why?"

"Reasons, after all, as your master I'm still in charge." spoke Blake with a commanding tone. "So stay here until I get back."

She bowed. "Yes master partner in arms, as you command."

Blake bolted out of the room and went to her destination in mind, Ozpin's office.

However she didn't know that Gambol Shroud was following from the shadows.

'I still have my first order, to protect my wife from everything that might hurt her!'

(In the office)

Ozpin looked at his cane while it glowed slightly.

'Can I get out now?'

"Later Dorothy, I'm busy with paperwork."

'You always say that!'

"Well I have a duty here."

SLAM!

"Professor Ozpin!" Blake yelled out. "I have an emergency!"

"Let me guess, your first period right?"

"NO!" she blushed with a frown.

"One of your friends have their first period?"

"No! My weapon is alive!"

'No shit! Really everyone with a weapon spirit seems to be stupider than the last few centuries!'

"Ah, I see."

"Wait….who was that?"

'Over here.' The cane said. 'And yes I'm a weapon spirit, but I'm not into you!'

Blake jumped while Ozpin sighed.

"Excuse her, she can be impatient."

'Like you back in the war.'

Blake looked very overwhelmed as Gambol Shroud appeared next to her. "I think I'll just….go."

"I take it this is your new 'wife'?"

"Yep." Said Gambol Shroud with a smile. "And I trust you aren't trying to do anything illegal to my master partner in arms right?"

"Wah!" Blake jumped and held her chest. "W-What are you doing here? I told you to stay put."

"I was making sure you weren't trying to leave again." She smiled while giving her a kiss on the cheek. "Plus I know you miss your parents but they have a lot of stuff to do."

"Ok, look! I'm your master, right?"

"Yes, and master partner in arms too."

"Then next time stay behind, right now all of this is too much to take in!" she frowned. "First Jaune gets a weapon spirit, then Yang, next it's Sun, and now me. I am not use to ANY of this."

"Actually it's Sun then Yang." Ozpin clarified.

"Wait, how did you...you KNEW?! This whole time?"

"Yes."

'So be quiet or my partner in arms will send you to the slammer.'

"Dorothy, not now."

Blake groaned and facepalmed. "Is there anything else I should hear about while I'm here?"

"That weapon spirits can't give birth, have a relationship with each other without causing a taboo, and they can….maybe not tell you that one." Ozpin shivered.

"What one?"

'That if a weapon spirit is abandoned more then once, they'll go nuts and try and-'

"Enough Dorothy."

'Stupid Ozpinhead.'

"And you just lost your polishing privileges."

'Gah!'

Gambol Shroud looked at Blake before saying. "If you don't...want me around I'm fine with it…." 'Not.'

She saw Gambol Shroud look down and walked over to her. "It's not that, partly because I still need you and the other reason because I'm not that heartless."

"But….aren't I a good wife?"

"Look, all I'm saying is one, this is a lot to take in. Two, I'm not ready to get married. And three, I just need more time on this, it also doesn't help with getting groped several times."

"...so you don't like my love gropes?"

Blake blushed and coughed. "I never said that."

She blinked before smiling and groped her chest.

Grope grope~

"I love you."

"Ah! Not here!" she blushed moving her hands away while Ozpin chuckled.

'Let me guess, you want to do that as well? If so, NO!'

"Dorothy."

'Shutting up.'

(Later)

Gambol Shroud smiled while sitting on Blake's lap. "Does this feel right master partner in arms?"

"Somewhat?" she sighed. 'I can't believe I'm letting her sit here.'

She smiled. "Good, because I feel happy when you polish my blade. It...feels exotic when you do it."

"Look, if we're gonna make this work, we need to set down some ground rules."

"Like what?"

"For starters, quit groping me while I sleep."

"Not even to wake you up?" She pouted.

"Even that."

She pouted. "Aw, how cruel."

"Second, no groping me when there are others around."

"Aw!" 'That's my favorite past time!'

"Third, if you wanna stick out like this so much, then I'm gonna get some satisfaction out of it. When I say so, I'm gonna use you like a pillow."

"...ok." She blushed. "But master partner in arms I don't have a soft chest or gropeable ass like you do."

"Just cuddling will work for me."

Gambol Shroud nodded with a pout. 'Aw!' "Yes master partner in arms."

"Now tell me, is there anything I should know? Like what else have you heard while in weapon form?"

"Oh just that the white haired master's weapon is getting annoyed at your leader for trying to take her 'butler job'."

"What?"

"And your leader is looking through your books and finally becoming a woman."

"..."

"Oh and Ilia called you, She was screaming about her weapon trying to kiss her or something. Personally I think she just wanted to get in your pants."

Blake blushed at the image.

"But I'm the one going in your pants." She eye smiled. "Especially when you make the first move on me."

'Oh Dust.'

"Oh and master partner in arms."

"What?"

"Can you kiss me? On the lips?"

Blake blushed beet red at that.

"Please?"

"Um...you sure we can't just go with the cheeks?"

"Please? Just one time?"

She groaned before giving her a quick kiss on the lip.

The weapon spirit turned beet red before fainting with a purple nosebleed. 'I can be smelted happy now!'

'Huh, who knew.' she thought with surprise. 'She's pretty tamed, even if she looks a little revealing.'

As the screen went black, a certain green haired girl was looking at her weapons with mixed feelings.

'What happened to Cinder?'