Crazy trouble with love part 6

Grimmjow and Apacci

Series: Bleach

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-Hueco Mundo-

"You're dead cow tits!"

"You flat chested goat!"

"At least I'm not a smelly dog!"

"I'm a lion!"

Sung-Sun sighed while seeing her teammates fighting again. "Really you two, you're both smelly and goat like when you fight like children."

"Shut it!" they snapped at her before butting heads again.

"I'm just saying." She chuckled. "It's not my fault that none of you can get a man, unlike me and Ggio."

Both growled while looking even more pissed off.

"Flat ass!"

"Breast implant!"

They tackled the other just as Tia entered the room and saw the fight.

"What happened this time Sung-Sun?" She asked with a slightly annoyed tone.

"They are fighting about who's the most sexiest girl in Hueco Mundo. Personally it's just stupid."

"Girls, stop right now."

Both stopped before bowing. "Yes Harribel-sama."

"Such bickering is annoying."

"She started it!" Both said while pointing at the other.

She sighed. "Rose, Apacci, you are on temporary leave until you learn to behave. In other words, you're grounded."

"Yes Harribel-sama." they looked down while discreetly glaring at the other.

"And Apacci."

"Yes Harribel-sama?"

"I need you to go the Sexta's living quarters, to make sure that a certain panther doesn't miss Aizen-sama's meeting tonight."

"Yes Harribel-sama." She said while Rose smirked at her. 'I'll get you later bimbo.'

(Later)

Apacci walked towards the living quarters while trying to keep from screaming in rage, due to her annoying big chested teammates words from before. 'I can so get a boyfriend!'

She glared at her chest and rounded several corners before reaching a door with a six on it. 'The only reason she can say that is any guy would gawk at those, but they'll sag and she knows it!'

'Ho ho ho~ Apacci, you ass is the only thing appealing, and even that is lacking.' Laughed a chibi Rose from her head. 'My body is both sexy and perfect little deer.'

She fumed and banged on the door while getting more irritated. 'I swear I'm gonna strangle her! Why can't this guy just hurry up and get his ass out of here!'

To anyone curious, Apacci never even met the Espada before since she and the other fraccion stuck close to Tia, so their social attention to the other Arrancars was a little low. Except Sung-Sun, who was more into Ggio and did try to hang out with him, to various affects like him getting a dark chill when he's in the hallway.

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK!

"What?" Asked a gruff voice from inside with a growl added for a beastial like tone.

"Aizen-sama has a meeting tonight for all Espada, I just came by to remind you."

"I get it now scram! I was busy resting you bastard."

And cue her temper getting the best of her. "I'm a woman you fucking bastard!"

It was silent before she heard footsteps and saw the door slowly opening, looked up, and felt her breath leave her.

For a tall, muscular spiky light blue haired man with a very dark frown stood there with his blue eyes looked at the girl. "Care to repeat that little bitch."

Apacci didn't hear and swore she saw a shining light over him while her face turned light pink. 'Wow…..who is this…..guy?'

"Well?"

"Um…." She stuttered while feeling her heart easing faster and faster. "I...um...ah...mmm…"

"Speak up! You got something big to say, then back it up." he scowled which made him look better in her field of vision.

"Um…..you're...um….I...um...well…" she said before shaking her head. "I mean, you're a bastard for thinking I'm a flat chest!"

"I never said you had a flat chest." He frowned. "But now that I have a better look at you, you're just average."

She blushed at the mess up while he turned around. "W-Wait! What about the meeting?"

"I'll go when I feel like it." He waved off before going inside.

"Wait! What's your name?"

"Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez, Sexta Espada." He said before the door closed behind him.

She blinked and went wide eyed. 'Wait, THAT's the Espada!? Holy shit….he's hot!'

And so the seeds of love started to take hold, but will it last?

(Later)

Apacci stared at the ceiling while Mila Rose looked out the window in boredom.

"Sung-Sun must be late with her boyfriend." Rose said while Apacci just sighed. "Say flat chest, want to spar?"

"No thanks Mila." She said with a sigh of joy.

"Wait, what did you say?"

"Mila, I'm busy here." Apacci said while smiling with joy.

"You just said it again! You usually call me something back." she raised an eyebrow. "And what's with that smile?"

"Mila, I found the perfect boyfriend." She sighed. "And he's a hunk."

The Arrancar blinked before bursting out in laughter and fell on the floor.

"What?!" She snapped in rage. "I'm being serious here!"

"Y-Yeah right ahahaha! Y-You? W-With a guy? Hahahaha!"

She growled before throwing her weapons at her. "I'm serious Franceska Mila Rose! I found my boyfriend!"

The woman blinked as Apacci never called her by her full name, not once in their entire time together as a team.

"Besides, if Sung-Sun can get a guy, and you're so sure you can, then I sure as fuck can too!"

"Just who is the unlucky man?"

Apacci blushed while covering her cheeks and swayed from side to side. "Well…."

"I bet you got a lamp as a boyfriend."

She growled in rage before snapping. "I'M IN LOVE WITH GRIMMJOW JAEGERJAQUEZ YOU LITTLE WHORE!"

"Wait, the Sexta Espada?" spoke Mila with wide eyes.

"Yes! The same fucking one you big chested manatee!"

"Up yours you flat chested washboard!"

"Go jump off a cliff you sumo wannabee!"

"Bite me donkey ass!"

"Linx face!"

Both tackled the other and rolled around just as Sung-Sun opened the door.

"I'm back." She said while covered in hickies. She then saw them fighting an frowned. "Again? Go play lesbian elsewhere."

"Shut up!" Both yelled while Apacci punched Mila hard in the eye.

"Sometimes I think you two should just roll around under the sheets and get it over with."

That caused Apacci to get pissed and threw Mila at her. "I'M NOT INTO GIRLS YOU BITCH! I'M IN LOVE WITH GRIMMJOW!"

Mila landed on the girl making them groan while Apacci huffed.

"And don't you forget...it…" she planted while blushing red. 'I can't believe I just blurted it out like that!'

"Get off me."

"You first!"

Apacci stormed off before seeing Tia walking through the door. "Harribel-sama...welcome back."

"Hello Apacci, what's the news on the Sexta Espada?"

"Oh! Um….he's….coming." She blushed. "And…..he's….cool…."

"Ah yes, I forgot you never got a chance to meet him in person."

"Um Harribel-sama, what is he like?" She whispered. "I mean he seems so….rugged."

"Grimmjow is rather blunt and and is bloodthirsty when it comes to a battle. One thing he's always fixated on is finding a strong opponent and Aizen-sama has had to remind him to keep it in line."

She then pictured him in a gangster uniform that winked at her. 'So cool!' "But does he have any tastes in girls? You do meet him a lot during meetings Harribel-sama."

"As far as I know he's only focused on strength, there's rarely any time I've seen him mingle with any women compared to Nnoitra."

Apacci frowned hearing that while seeing Mila give a devious grin. 'Oh don't you-'

"I think Apacci is asking because she-" she was cut off when Apacci threw a pillow at her face.

"Wants to be ready, in case we work together with him on any missions." cut off the blue haired girl.

Sung-Sun smirked before saying. "Are you sure? You did say you loved him earlier~"

She blushed and glared at the girl while Tia raised an eyebrow. 'I'll skin you later!'

'Love, a sacrifice that leads to pain.'

(Later)

Apacci rubbed her chin. 'Alright, if he likes fighting so much, then that means he must be into strong women, like Harribel-sama.'

She then imagined Harribel fighting with him while kissing him every so often.

'Keep it up lover boy, you only scratched my arm.'

'Oh ho, I'll go wild on your ass!'

'Let's see about that~'

She went wide eyed in horror and stood up. 'Damn it! With Harribel-sama's personality, body, and strength, he probably has his eyes set on her! Damn it!'

She then started to imagine him kissing her on the lips, which caused Apacci to get very pissed off.

'I'll get him even if I have to show him how tough I really am!' she thought before heading to the door and stopped. 'Wait, if I leave I'll be disobeying Harribel-sama's orders, but I can't get stronger on my own if I'm stuck here.'

That was when she saw Grimmjow in her head giving Mila a kiss on the lips.

'You're perfect.'

'And so are you handsome~'

'Let's get wild on your big boobs!'

'Same with you and your big manly coc-'

"HELL NO!" she growled while making a fist. 'If that cow with saggy tits think she's got more appeal than me, especially for that hunk, then it's really on! I'll start working on making my chest twice as huge!' She then stormed off while looking like she had a inferno in her eyes.

(Timeskip)

Apacci panted while doing push ups with just her arms and her body raised up in the air. "One thousand and two, one thousand and three, one thousand and four, one thousand and five…."

"How long are you going to keep that up?" asked Mila in annoyance.

"One thousand and seven, one thousand and eight, ugh until I get to ten million, one thousand and ten, one thousand and eleven…" she said while keeping herself on board with her pushups. 'I can feel my breasts getting bigger!'

"If you're hoping to build up your muscles faster, you could do better if you stood up since all the blood is soaking into your fat head."

She growled in rage before jumping up and judo kicked Mila before using a judo throw to make the girl hit the ground in pain. "Try that again you bitch!"

"Gah! Why you bitch!"

She then used one arm while putting her legs into the air, just as Grimmjow walked by. "One, two, three, four, five, six…"

"Oi, what's going on in there?"

She stopped and went wide eyed. 'I-It's him!' "Um...I um….was….oh! I was trying to make the ground break with my hand!" 'Gah! That was so dumb!'

He raised an eyebrow at the position and shrugged before walking off. "Whatever."

"..."

Mila smirked and burst into laughter. "You're such a idiot!"

"..."

"Apacci? Are you-"

"FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK!" she yelled before pulling Mila into a headlock and began applying pressure. "FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING HELL!"

"GAH!"

"I just looked like a complete idiot!" she growled before swinging Mila up and let go causing her to hit the ceiling.

"GAH!"

"Now he won't ever take me seriously ever again!" She yelled while Mila crashed to the ground in pain. 'I need to up my training, for my body and power!'

"Ow...you bitch…" Mila groaned in pain.

(Later)

Apacci jogged around the hallways while trying to get some leg speed into her training. She had been at this all morning and didn't plan on stopping yet. 'I shall get him to notice me! Even if I have to pass out in front of him!'

As she ran, she felt her body getting very tired and nearly out of breath.

Crash!

She then fell on the ground while feeling very exhausted. "Ugh…." As she laid there, she didn't know that she was right next to Grimmjow's feet. "So….tired…."

"What the fuck are you doing?" he asked with annoyance. "You look ready to kick the bucket."

She went wide eyed before jumping up. "I...I was….taking a jog." 'Don't screw this up!'

He raised an eyebrow at that. "That's it? Boring."

"W-Well I did it to inspire my teammates! They don't take training as serious as me so I have to be like a second role model to them." she spoke up quickly.

"...still boring." He yawned. "Try killing some hollows or shinigami and then talk to me."

'But...But….' She thought as the Arrancar walked away. 'WHY ME?!'

(Much later)

"Apacci, what are you doing?" asked Tia seeing Apacci firing ceros out at the red pillars.

"Practicing my aim." She said while firing again. "And I'm getting better each time Harribel-sama."

"Is this part of your personal training schedule like the other exercises?"

"Um I don't know what you're talking about." She sweated while firing four ceros at the pillars.

"I mean how you've been pushing yourself these past few days."

"Oh that, well….it helps with breast growth right?"

"Milk gives you breasts." She said bluntly.

"B-But good exercise helps the body of course." she quickly mentioned. "I just wanna try and get tough all on my own."

"At the expense of your health? Exercise is good for you but doing it non stop will kill you, that and make you thinner then a twig." she crossed her arms. "You haven't been this motivated until after you met Grimmjow, coincidence?"

"Um maybe?" She said with a light blush.

"Apacci, are you doing this to get his attention?"

"..." she stopped her ceros and turned away. "Harribel-sama….have you….ever felt like a meek girl before?"

"No why?"

"..." she started playing with her index fingers. "Well….I just can't stop thinking about him."

Tia raised an eyebrow at her. "Are you doing this because you are really committed to be his girlfriend and don't want to be weak in his eyes?"

"Well….yeah." she nodded with a sigh.

"I see." She said. "Well instead of working yourself to the bones, why not go up and just confront him about it. You're strong enough to be in my fraccion, so you're strong enough to get his affections."

Apacci blushed crimson. "B-But if I do that he might not take me seriously! He already knows I'm just some creep!"

"Then prove him wrong."

"But-"

"Emilou Apacci." She said with seriousness. "I am disappointed that you would turn into a weak coward in the face of danger, where is the no nonsense girl I helped raise as my own daughter?"

"But-"

"I know Grimmjow is stubborn, thick headed, and craves a fight no matter when, but if you want to prove him wrong, then show him that even if you're not an Espada, you still won't falter under someone stronger than you."

Apacci felt her spirit rekindle from these words before grinning. "Yes Harribel-sama! You're right! I should show him my strength!" She then ran off. "Thank you mom-I'm mean Harribel-sama!"

She blinked before lightly blushing. 'A mom huh? How….fulfilling.'

(Later)

'I'll give him the fight of all fights! I don't care if he's hot or not, I'll make him see me as a woman!' Apacci thought before kicking down the Sexta's door. "Grimmjow! Fight me you cocky son of a bitch!"

He yawned while getting up from the bed, half naked. "What?"

She blushed seeing his abs. "I-I'm here to fight you!"

"I was in the middle of a nap, go bug someone else."

"No." She snapped. "I'm going to fight you so you can date me you bastard!" She then threw her chakrams at him. "Now fight me!"

Grimmjow frowned before easily slapping them away with his bare hand and stood up. "Fine, you wanna fight? I'll give you one, but you better not be wasting my time."

"I've been training for this!" She said before firing a cero at him.

He scoffed as it hit and caused a dust cloud to pop up in the whole room.

She frowned before running to grab her chakrams and said. "Pulsera Cuerno!" And sent them flying like boomerangs. 'Not even he can stop my human cleaving attack!'

But surprisingly Grimmjow grabbed them and threw them back at her.

"Woah!" she ducked and found herself slapped away, which hurt like hell and caused her to hit the wall and blood to be drawn. "Ow! You bastard!"

"Just fight you bitch."

She growled as she was tempted on releasing her resurrection on him. She wiped the blood away and lunged at him while the camera panned away with numerous shaking and explosions that Tia and the others heard.

"Looks like she's following my advice." Tia said with a nod.

"What advice?" Asked Sung-Sun.

"To fight for his affections. In combat to be exact."

"Wait, you mean she...and him….she's nuts." spoke Mila in surprise.

"Not really." Sung-Sun said. "She is in love with him."

"That's still crazy!"

Tia shook her head. "Love is like sacrifice, it either harms or helps you. Plus," her cheeks turned pink. "She did call me….mom."

That made the two look at her with wide eyes before the sounds slowly stopped.

"Looks like those two are done. Mila, Sun, let's check on her progress." She said while walking towards the door.

(With the two Arrancars)

"Man, that was meh." remarked Grimmjow looking over the beaten up Apacci who looked exhausted and bruised with him not looking that hurt.

"Damn it." She said while looking really pissed. "Just….damn it."

"I didn't even get any scars, what's with that?"

Apacci looked really to cry but steeled herself. "I was...holding back you bastard."

"That's boring." he crouched down and looked her in the eye. "Did you push yourself the whole way?"

"...yes." She said with some tears going down her eyes. "I did, but only for you."

"Hey, don't go crying." he replied helping her sit up with annoyance. "This is why I don't bother with woman much, too emotional."

Apacci felt her heart break hearing that. 'He….' "Grimmjow…"

"What?"

SLAP!

"Y-You bastard!" She cried out while slapping him very hard on the face.

"Ow!" he held it while frowning at her. "See? You all get wound up too easy! This is why a good fight and strong opponents are what get my blood going."

She grabbed his face tightly. "I HAVE BEEN TRYING YOU BASTARD! I'VE TRIED TO BECOME STRONGER SO YOU COULD LOVE ME! YOU STUPID FUCKING ASSHOLE! I HAVE BEEN DOING THIS FOR YOU AND YOU TRY TO BREAK MY FUCKING HEART BY SAYING I'M WEAK!"

"OI!" he shouted in her face with a frown. "Did I even SAY that word? Did I say you were fucking weak?!"

"Yes! You keep saying I'm average! I'm a strong fraccion member yet I'm treated like I'm just a lowly hollow in your eyes!"

He groaned and made her stand while he frowned. "First off, tone it down! Second, I called you that before you came out and challenged me. I might not have gotten a fight I was hoping for, or one that was satisfying, but you know what I did get?"

"A shit show."

"No, you showed me you got more balls than most Arrancar around here." he smirked making her look confused. "Do you know the last time I had a fight that was even a bit fun? It was with that orange haired shinigami bastard, but he didn't really look like he had the balls to take me down. But you? You're not scared to tell me off, do this much just for some mushy crush, and you got the guts to do something I've been wanting Aizen to see, to just use brute force and get things done!"

"But...I didn't win." She said while her heart started to mend itself back up.

"Course you didn't, you sucked." he replied bluntly. "But I can tell you got some stubborness in you, kinda reminds me of myself. If I had my old fraccion here you might have been able to take them on all on your own."

She lightly blushed hearing that. "Grimmjow….I know it's stupid to say it again, but….I do love you. Like a lot."

"Well normally I prefer a girl to have more meat on her chest, and be a little taller, and with a little bit of a curve, but you at least got a good ass." he remarked while giving it a brief slap.

She jumped before grabbing his face. "Hey! I may be lacking but I was training to get those tits! Why did you think I worked myself to the bones?!"

"Did you drink milk?"

She let go of his face and covered her face. "Ugh! You and Halibel-sama keep reminding me!" 'This is so embarrassing!'

"If you're part of that woman's fraccion, then that means you must have something she saw to keep you around, right?"

"Yes." She admitted. "And don't tell her but….I think of her like a mom."

"I don't care." he waved off before giving a predatory smirk. "If that's the case, she might be holding back on training you. If you wanna get real strong, you're gonna need experience first hand and get real banged up."

"Huh? But who would train me other than Harribel-sama?"

"Me of course, meaning I'm not gonna go easy on you just because you're a chick. You wanna get strong? Then you work your ass off and go at it like in the wild."

"..." she smirked. "Ok, and if I beat you you're going to be my boyfriend for life." 'Yes! I'm going to be strong enough to have my man!'

"Don't count on it, it's gonna take a while before you can get to my level." he cracked his neck. "But if you can make things interesting, I'll see what you got in bed, just don't go passing out on me like a wuss."

She blushed before saying. "I-I'm not a wuss you pussy cat! I'll beat you both on the battlefield AND in the bed!"

"Then let's get started." he grinned making her blush brighter.

"Wait I'm not mentally pre-EEP!" She cried out while getting pounced on, just as Harribel, Sung-Sun and Mila came towards the door.

"Wonder if she wound up a spot on the floor." remarked the green haired girl.

"Apacci isn't one to die that easily." Spoke Mila. "But I wouldn't be surprised she's hanging by her non existent bra on a pole."

"That's enough you two." Harribel said before hearing something from behind the door. "...sounds like my daughter got her man." 'Did I just say daughter?'

Both girls blinked while hearing loud moans coming from it.

"Oh Grimmjow! Oh fuck!"

"Take it like a woman you bitch!"

"Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! It's, ah! Splitting me in half!"

"And I'm going to make sure it stays like that!"

"Ah! Ah! Oh it so big!"

Sung-Sun and Mila blushed while Tia felt pride.

'Ggio and I need to fuck! Now!' Sung-Sun thought with a perverted grin.

'Oh come on! Now I'm the last one who doesn't have a boyfriend!'

'Apacci.' Tia thought with a smile. 'Good job….but just in case, I'm going to have a little 'chat' with Grimmjow later.'

And that is how a panther and deer came together with the panther doing like it does in the wild and devouring the deer again, and again, and again, and again, with the deer gladly taking it every day.

But like all good predators, he had to be make sure that a bigger predator didn't rain on his parade, especially a giant shark with water powers.