Crazy trouble with love part 6

Female Riptide and Percy

Series: Percy Jackson

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Percy yawned while he was in the mess hall of Camp Half Blood, which he normally wouldn't but today Annabeth was out of the camp on a quest with Grover and Connor. Which he felt was really annoying as he was a little stir crazy as of late.

And it didn't help that it was hailing outside for some reason.

'Why couldn't I get a quest today?!' He thought in annoyance.

As he was busy dreaming of a mission to Florida, he didn't notice a man with blond hair, fair skin, blue eyes, with a long pair of pants and a hot pink shirt with a heart on it, and a long vine going around his left leg, sitting right next to him. But when he reached for his soda and turned his head he jumped making the man smile.

"Greetings Percy Jackson, you look a little down."

"Um….I um…" he said while clutching his chest. 'Where did he come from?!'

"Are you lonely? If so why not talk to me about it, I'm a good listener." He said in a sweet tone which almost sounded alluring for some reason.

Percy felt his face heat up and gulped. "Um…..who are you?"

"Oh silly me, how rude. You can call me Pothos."

"Pothos? Is that a plant?"

"Well it is named after me." He chuckled in an almost feminine way.

'Wait….he reminds me of Aphrodite.' "Are you the child of Aphrodite by chance?"

"Yep, I'm her son."

"Demigod?"

"Oh no no no, I'm actually one of the Erotes, gods associated with love and sex." he chuckled while Percy slapped himself to stop getting flushed. "Oh? Is someone getting a little flustered? Who knew you were so easy to tease."

"N-No!" He blushed. "J-Just stop making me fall in love! I'm not into Cupids!"

Pothos expression turned into that of a very pissed off warrior. "Don't refer to the roman version of my brother."

'That's scary!' "But aren't you the god of….intercourse?"

He glared at Percy. "I am the god of yearning and longing! Not a intercourse god like that little hotshot!"

"Sorry sorry, my bad." Percy spoke up quickly. 'Note to self, change topic.' "So, what brings you to the camp?"

He glared at him before returning to his smiling expression. "Oh I'm just here to find some yearning lovers, and lo and behold, the famous Percy Jackson. And you look like you're covered in longing, so…" he moved closer to him. "Who is it?"

Percy blushed while feeling very conflicted for some reason. "Um...it's not your business…."

"Come on, you can't tell little old me~?" he winked making Percy get flushed.

The demigod gulped and stood up. "Hey I just remembered I had to go...feed the pegasis, sorry, have to cut this talk short."

"Oh? So it's not you looking for a companion for the love and companionship that your life lacked?"

Percy gulped. "J-Just go away! I don't need to be talked to by a love god wannabe!"

"EXCUSE ME." he spoke standing up with a scowl making Percy realize he fucked up. "What did you call me?"

"Um….a wannabe?"

Pothos glared at him before the vine on his leg shot out and turned into a long spear. "You have SOME nerve making an enemy out of me boy! And here I was going to help you with that girl of yours, BUT NOW!" He pointed the spear at him as it glowed a dark pink color. "I'M GOING TO CURSE YOU FOR YOUR INSOLENCE!"

Percy jumped and started bolting it in the opposite direction. 'Shit! I just had to open my mouth!'

The god growled before throwing the spear right at him. "SUFFER BOY!"

The demigod turned his head and saw the spear going right towards him before instinctively taking out riptide and blocked it.

Which caused not only a brief flash of multicolored light but also an explosion that sent him flying a few miles out of the camp.

"Brat." Pothos growled before the vine appeared on his leg and he vanished in a puff of vine leaves.

(With Percy)

He groaned while in a small crater with his face in the center of said hole. He felt like he got hit by a bus and was trying to keep from losing his lunch.

"What happened…?" Groaned a voice right next to the boy. "Ow...my handle, it felt like it got hit by a Hydra…"

'Huh? Who...Zoe? But...that's not possible.' He thought before slowly looking up.

And in front of him was a bronze colored woman with long black hair, bluish yellow eyes, with a six pack set of abs and some muscles on her arms, wearing a dark gold toga that revealed her legs and arms, a C cup chest and small ass, some sandals, and a single stump where her right hand should be. On her forehead was a small heart with a vine wrapped around it. "Huh? Why do I feel so...heavy?"

Percy slowly got up as the mysterious girl looked around.

"Huh, that was one big explosion." She said before seeing the boy. "Oh hi master, are you feeling ok? No broken bones or internal bleeding?"

"W..What?"

"Are you ok master?" She asked again while moving closer to him. "I know you can heal but I'm just worried for my masters health."

"J-Just who are you?!"

"My apologies master." She said. "My name is Anaklusmos, your servant in times of peace and war."

"...WHAT?!"

"You know, Riptide? Can't you tell master?"

"...again WHAT?!"

She looked at him. "Master, how can you not tell? Is it the arm?" She pointed to her stump before making it gain a water hand construct. "How about now?"

"How did…"

"I learned it from you. Since you are a son of Poseidon and I was made by my creator Zoe Nightshade, I have an affinity to water. But only with my hand." She said before seeing his still confused face. "Master? Are you displeased at me in some way?"

"But...this is….nuts! You can't be Riptide, it's right….here?" he looked around confused. "Wait, it's not here."

"But I'm right here." She said pointing to herself. "Why can't you believe me? Do I have to prove my worth by fighting an army of undead again? Or stab Kronos in the eyes? Please tell me master! Please!"

"E-Easy! I just need some time to try and figure this out." He said before Anaklusmos placed him on her lap.

"Then do it on my lap, please? It's cozy and soft."

He blushed at the sudden move while the weapon turned girl stroked his hair lightly. 'This doesn't make sense, Riptide can't be a girl, or look like this, but wait a sec….Pothos!' "Holy shit."

"What is it master?" She asked while looking very happy at the moment. 'I feel I entered the Isle of the Blessed!'

"He cursed you!"

"Oh, didn't you know by the mark on my head?" She asked pointing her her forehead.

"Oh the gods, he cursed my sword." he muttered to himself.

Anaklusmos looked at her master before picking him up like a reverse bride. "Let us return to camp, maybe Chiron can sort this out?" 'Oh! This is so good for my heart!'

"Uh, sure." he nodded while overwhelmed with this.

(Back in camp)

Percy felt very flustered as Anaklusmos kept on holding him in her arms as campers saw him and either laughed or muttered to themselves.

"Master, are you feeling ok with the ride?" She asked with a concerned smile.

"Just a little." He blushed while seeing Dionysus and Chiron playing Bridge, with the centaur winning.

"Seems I'm in the lead, again."

"You're cheating!"

"Or you are bad at this game."

Dionysus growled before Anaklusmos walked towards them with Percy still in her arms.

"Excuse me honorable god and teacher of heroes." Said the girl with a slight head bow. "Can I trouble you two with something important?"

The two turned and were taken back by the woman with Percy just giving a small wave as she set him down.

"Peter? Who is this woman?"

"It's Percy." He muttered.

Anaklusmos bowed again and smiled. "Can you help my master? He had a bad run in with a god, again."

"Excuse me." Chiron said. "But who are you exactly?"

"Anaklusmos, master's servant in war, peace, and in the be-I mean during training."

"Wait, Riptide? That's crazy talk, you can't be Patrick's sword, you're a woman for me sake."

She looked at Dionysus. "Honorable god of wine, I am master's sword, but I was cursed."

"By who? Hera?"

"Pothos." Both weapon and demigod said at once.

"Yikes, well not much you can do now Patricia."

"It's Percy." Anaklusmos clarified before looking at Chiron. "Honored teacher, my apologies for appearing like this but my master is distressed at my current form."

"Well if you've been cursed by Pothos, it's possible you angered him someway. Care to explain Percy?" asked Chiron.

"I might've called him a love god wannabe."

"That explains it." Dionysus said. "That old girly man hates it when he's mistaken for Aphrodite's handyman."

Anaklusmos placed Percy on her shoulders. "Honored god of wine, is there a way to return me to my previous form? Master might be in a disadvantage in battle without me right besides him."

"Usually a curse like this is permanent unless you can get the god or goddess to fix it."

'Damn it!' Percy thought.

"I see, so with your permission oh god of madness, shall I, Anaklusmos, continue to stay with master as a lowly servant or depart and become a trainer of other heroes?" She asked with a bow.

"Stay with Pigsy, he might need a maid in his life." He waved off. "So go on, scoot."

"It's Percy."

"Whatever." He said as Anaklusmos walked off.

"Master, shall I help you with anything? Maybe bath you? Clothe you? Maybe warm you up in bed as a pillow?"

"Uh, I'll pass. Maybe we should just head back to the cabin."

"As you wish master."

(At cabin)

Anaklusmos sat on the floor while Percy was sitting on the bed.

Both looked at each other for a long time in silence.

'This feels so awkward!' Percy thought.

"Master." She said finally. "I have a problem."

"What?"

"My insides are getting ready to bust, but I didn't do anything to cause it to happen." She said while fidgeting a little. "It's like a dam about to break….is it serious?"

"A dam? Um, is it affecting you near the….legs?"

"Now that you mention it….yes it is master." She admitted.

'She doesn't know about….oh right. First time being human.' he thought. "Go to the bathroom and sit down, and relax."

She bowed before going to the bathroom, sat on the toilet and blinked. 'Strange. This feels...refreshing.'

(Later)

"Master." Anaklusmos said. "My apologies for not knowing what a bathroom is, it wasn't my intention to act like an idiot."

"It's ok, hard to really teach a sword everything when we're not fighting for our lives."

She bowed. "Master, tell me are you and the daughter of knowledge doing well?"

"You mean Annabeth?"

She nodded. "Are you two already doing it?"

"N-No." he blushed. "Not even close."

"I see…..so you are a virgin? Or you just didn't have time yet?" 'Interesting.'

He blushed again. "W-Why are you into my love life?"

"Because I know you are a warrior, if you die then who will pick my hilt for battle? Isn't that the question you always thought in the back of your mind master?"

"Well considering you always come back to me, I kinda figured that'd stick with me for years."

"Not when you are dead." She said. "I worry about losing another master, especially one as young as you are."

'True, Zoe did use her before going to that bastard Hercules.' "But what about your previous users?"

"I'm not going back to that lughead." Anaklusmos said coldly. "Never again."

"So what about dad?"

"He only used me once against Kronos." She deadpanned. "And then gave me to the trainer of heroes."

"I see."

"Master." Anaklusmos said while looking at him with a shocked expression. "Are you….trying to give me away?!"

"What no!"

"B-But you were listing my previous users!"

"Well you brought up me when I'm dead!"

"I was worried about you!" She sniffled. "You were a kind master that cleaned me everyday and even allowed me to sleep next to you in pen form! I-I just don't want your children and descendents to not exist at all!"

'Ok, this talk is getting out of hand.'

Anaklusmos bowed to him. "Master, please find a wife before you die! I beg you as a simple servant!"

Percy blushed red hearing that as a chibi Annabeth appeared on his shoulder.

'Percy, are you going to do it or what?'

"Shhh!" he shushed at her as she vanished. "Riptide, you don't have to bow."

"But I'm a servant. I have to bow before my master like a priestess prostrates to her patron goddess." Anaklusmos said. "And master, will you bed that girl or not?"

"L-Look! I'm not ready for a wife! I'm still in school!"

"...so you just want a lover?"

"I just wanna take that stuff one at a time."

"Oh." She said in realization. "I see, sorry master."

'Thank gods that's ov-'

"I didn't know you were suffering from an illness. Don't worry master, your dick will get better if honey is sprinkled on it." She smiled. "After all that's the best way to get erected."

"N-No! I don't mean that at all!"

"Then what? I'm really lost master."

Percy groaned. "I just want to take it easy with Annabeth, like try and hug and kiss before sex."

Anaklusmos blinked. "Like on the lips or on the neck?"

"Both."

"...ok." She said with a bow. "And should I let you practice on my body master?"

"W-What?! No!" he blushed crimson.

"Are you sure?" She asked while moving her toga off her shoulders. "I maybe be inexperienced at kissing, but….for you I'll sacrifice my body for you master."

And cue a fainting demigod.

"Master? Oh no, master!"

(Later)

Percy groaned as he woke up on his bed, with Annabeth right next to him, or someone similar to her as his vision was clouded at the moment.

"Are you ok?"

"Ugh, what...happened?"

"You fainted." She said while Percy tried to get up. "Please don't, you got a head injury during the fall."

"Sorry, guess you could say today's been nuts."

"Well that's true." She said. "But are you ok?"

"I'm fine."

"Are you sure? I was worried you might placed in a coma." She said sadly as Percy started to feel his heart break seeing Annabeth cry.

'I didn't know Annabeth was this worried about me.' he thought sitting up and putting a hand on her cheek. "Don't worry, I'm fine now."

"But-"

Chu~

The girl blushed as Percy gave her a kiss on the lips, for comfort mind you. 'O-O-Oh honorable creator!'

He pulled back and smiled. "See? Perfectly o….k?"

That was when it was revealed that the girl wasn't Annabeth, but Anaklusmos, who was blushin crimson red.

"M-Master…." She said while her tattoo glowed on her forehead. "You….kissed me…"

"R-Riptide?!"

"My first...kiss…." she said before her eyes started to turn pink. "Master…."

'Crap!'

Chu~

"I shall kiss you back as now you see me as your lover!" She cried out while kissing Percy all over his body.

His eyes widened while turning red with each kiss.

"Hey I'm back!" Called out Annabeth while walking into the room. "Sorry for not Iris messaging you but I was all out of coins and….what in Tartarus?!"

Chu~

Chu~

Chu~

Chu~

"Master I love you!"

"H-Hey! What's going on?!"

"Annabeth?! I thought you were still on that mission!"

"I just got back and who is this woman?!" Annabeth yelled while the girl kissed Percy on his lips and stomach.

"Oh master~ I'll give you all my love as a servant~" the girl said before looking at Annabeth. "Hello, my name is Anaklusmos, and I'm master's new lover now."

"Lover?!"

"Annabeth it's not what you think! This girl is really Riptide!"

"Oh master, you can call me Anaklusmos. After all," she kissed him on the cheek. "We are going to start raising descendents soon~ Ok? Master?"

Annabeth frowned and stamped out with Percy turning even more red.

"What's that for?!"

Chu~

Percy blushed as he saw Anaklusmos's face becoming almost...evil looking as the tattoo glowed even brighter.

"Oh master, I have longed for this~" she said with a giggle. "For is to be one~ Fu fu fu~"

'Curse you Pothos!'

With said god he was sulking with his arms crossed and at a bus stop. "The nerve of that brat, maybe my little curse will make him see you don't speak like that to me."

"Hey." Said a girl in her twenties. "Why do you look like a handsome Cupid?"

He frowned at her. "I do NOT look like him."

"Oh….so you're Eros?"

And cue him cursing her for a longing for giant lobsters as the bus rolled up and opened the doors for the pissed off god of longing.

'At least that demigod tried to get out of it, now I'll have to deal with annoying mortals for a while.' He thought as the door closed behind him. 'I wonder who is dumb enough to make a god angry a third time?'