Crazy trouble with love part 6

Rin and Shirou

Series: Fate Stay

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Omni looked at Yui while playing some Go Fish. "Got any tens?"

"Damn it." he huffed before handing him a ten. "Got any fours?"

"Go Fish." He said before grinning as he put his entire hand down. "I win, again." 'Ha! I won again!' He then grabbed some coins from the middle of the floor. "Better luck next time."

"This is why I suck at any card game that's not yugioh, or at the very least a card game that I haven't figured out how to properly cheat at, yet."

"That's because I learn to do it by using magic cards from a guy named Luxord. Shame I ended him in my old story or I would've shown you how I beat him." Omni smirked.

"Ah ha! So you WERE using magic! How do you sleep at night using that to cheat me out of my money? That's my job!"

"I didn't use any today." He smirked. "I just used logic, plus you were putting your cards on the wrong side."

"You're lucky this isn't a board game or I would have burned it to ashes instead of flipping it over."

He got up before looking at a list. "Ok, so we did a few worlds….oh boy. Hey Yui, did we ever get into Rin's relationship outside her sister?"

"No, ironic considering how much of a fanbase is, but hey that's how we work. Ingrave that into your minds viewers!" he yelled pointing at the fourth wall.

"Agreed." Omni said looking at the screen. "We can't do everything you know, especially you Guest1998 or whatever name you use right now. We have BILLIONS of ideas and we can't do most of the stuff you asked for because you just don't add PLOT!"

"Not to worry, this isn't a ranting chapter, at least not yet. This is one where we gotta focus on a tsundere who I actually feel for. Quick Omni, to the Yuimobile!"

"Um...Cynthia took it when she went on a date with Yui Jr."

"Damn it! Wait, I never taught her how to drive yet."

"She ate a few drivers when you weren't looking." He said before making a portal. "Yui! To the Omniportal!"

"Fine, but the only reason I'll let her go on a date with my midget self is to keep her entertained while I'm busy. Any fucking will be done purely by ME! And possibly Marisa if she walks in on us."

"Fine." He said before running into the portal and hit a wall. "OW!"

Yui followed and pried Omni off the wall. "Having fun Wile E. Coyote?"

"No. Ow."

(Elsewhere)

-Fate Stay universe 34-Beta-

A small portal appeared over a small city as both deities landed on the concrete.

"Ow! My face!"

"For a guy who likes cat girls you sure don't know how to land on your feet like them."

Omni groaned before getting up and saw Shinji walking by. "Hold that thought." He then grabbed him before forcing a potion in his stomach as he turned into a girl with a small ass and a C cup chest. "Much better, now go on and fuck Archer!"

"Ah! W-What the hell just happened?! Who are you two!?"

"Just two people who hate you." He said before sending her flying with a baseball bat. "Ah, I always wanted to do that."

"I feel like you wanted to do more with that bat."

"Like force feed her? Mmmm, another time." He chuckled. "Oh and it's temporary."

As this was happening, the two saw a familiar girl running by in a hurry.

'Damn it! I'm late for school!'

"And there goes the tsundere for the day."

"Yep." Omni nodded. "And to be honest, I think she needs lots of love. I mean her sister is now a worm colony and her father was killed in the fourth grail war."

"Thank you mr exposition." spoke Yui giving a slow clap.

"What? I'm just saying the obvious for Fate Stay lovers out there."

"Well since we're here, we must do what we came to do. Pairing her with someone for the enjoyment of numerous people whether she has a say or not."

"Yep. But who should we do first?" The timespace god pondered. "Mmmmmm…..Gigi might work."

Yui coughed while kicking a stand over which showed numerous pictures of Shirou. "Gee, I wonder who she could end up with. I'm absolutely clueless."

"Mmmmmm….Archer? Maybe huh maybe that assassin guy?" 'He he he.'

"I'm sure there's no other guy who could POSSIBLY get with her." spoke Yui nodding to the stand. "None whatsoever."

"Oh! Lancer might work! I mean those spears could do more then kill if you know what I mean."

"I'm positive there's no redhead who might be close to her, who she might have saved, or even stuck with this whole time." spoke Yui tapping his foot.

"Taiga? But isn't she a brunette?"

"You're screwing with me, aren't you?"

"Yep~" Omni giggled. "We are doing Alexander right?"

"Note to self, put Omni in porn parody of Fate Stay." spoke Yui into a small recorder. "Make sure it has plenty of body oil."

"I'm just kidding." He laughed. "I just wanted to see how long you'll keep going until you realized I was messing with you."

"Only question is how we do this. Considering all the artwork, those two need to get together. Sakura and Saber aren't doing anything, meaning Rin needs some help to see he might be the man for her."

"Mmmmm, well this might be weird but maybe take the dark side of deviant art and give them weight gain love." He joked.

"Nope, if we're doing dark, we're gonna need to go Future Diary dark, everyone loves Yuno Gasai, even if they don't know it."

"One problem." Omni said. "That universe has different rules then this one, and if someone becomes stronger then the world, then Archer will use the Counter Force to kill them, aka let's NOT go that route." 'Never again Insane Gudako from revdb!'

"Then we'll have to be like the friends of their best friends, watch and stalk them while trying to get the two together."

"Ok but first." Omni said before changing into a tiny boy with white hair and wearing a black shirt that was way too big. "I'm Moni, Rin's lost cousin from her mother's side. And I'm only nine years old."

"You call that a disguise? THIS is a disguise." Yui snapped his fingers and transformed into a woodpecker.

"...why a bird? The size of a child?"

"Because no one will see it coming. Especially if Rin hears what you say and gets suspicious."

"Let's bet on that, if my disguise works you have to help me get monster girl DNA for Jack's gun, you win I'll try and help you out with whatever projects you do."

"Then I've already won, you're on."

(With Rin)

She sighed while getting out of the school, which she finally realized was closed due to it being a weekend. 'Stupid alarm!'

Yui flew over and sat on a branch. 'Ok, time to see if I can help her run into Shirou.' He then noticed she was heading towards her house.

She grumbled while not knowing that Archer was behind her, which Yui saw using his invisible seeking eyes and was super annoyed at the obstacle.

'Damn it, I need Shirou who isn't changed into a servant.' he thought before flying over and conjured a rock which fell down and hit Archer on the head.

"Ow." He muttered while rubbing his head. 'What the? Is it raining pebbles?'

Rin turned the corner with Archer not seeing since he looked at the ground when the rock hit, making him go right with Rin going left.

As for Omni, he was looking for Shirou and was now lost.

'Damn it! Where is that guy?!' He thought in annoyance.

Said boy was heading out of his house to go get some groceries. 'Let's see, bread, lettuce, some tempura.'

That was when he saw a small boy walking around without his parents.

'Where is he? It's not like he's turned into a servant again!'

"Hey, are you lost?" Shirou called out as the boy looked and went wide eyed.

"Oh! Mister, can you help me find my cousin? Please?"

"Sure thing, what do they look like?"

"Well…." he said cutely. "She is tall….has black hair...and is very nice." 'He he he~'

"Well I'll help you look around for her." he smiled.

He smiled too as we cut back to Rin, who was beginning to get hungry.

'I shouldn't have skipped breakfast.' her stomach growled. 'I'm having a large lunch when I get home.'

As that was happening, Yui was busy keeping an eye out for his accomplice.

'No sign of Omni yet.'

"Cousin!" Called out Moni while running up to Rin and hugged her. "I found you!"

Said girl looked lost as Shirou walked up. "What? Who are you?"

"Moni, your cousin." He smiled. "And I'm nine years old."

Rin looked lost before seeing Shirou coming towards her.

"Hey Rin, I didn't know you had a cousin."

"But I don't." She said before noticing the boy was gone. "W-Where did he go?!"

Shirou blinked and looked around. "He was just here."

Rin looked around before seeing a box of chocolates near her feet. She picked it up and saw it was addressed to Shirou, from...her?!

"Um who's that for?"

"Uh, no one." she spoke while hiding the signature. "Listen, I have to get to home right now."

"Huh? Are you sure? I don't mind you joining me to get groceries." Shirou smiled.

"Maybe some other time." she replied before walking past him.

As Shirou looked lost, Omni and Yui watched from a nearby building with annoyance.

"This is going to be trickier than expected." Omni grumbled. "Like you with yanderes tricky."

"Well maybe if you didn't have it addressed to her, she wouldn't have been more freaked out when you just went up and hugged her."

"True. But it was either that or pulling down her skirt." He sighed. "So I guess we have to go and use more props….so let's get going mister mailman Yui."

"I'm a woodpecker."

"I know."

(Later)

Knock knock knock.

"Coming." Said Shirou while walking towards the front door.

Knock knock knock knock knock.

He opened the door and saw a tall mailman with a black hat on holding a package in his hands. "Um...yes?" 'A mailman at ten in the evening? Weird.'

"Excuse me, I'm looking for a Shirou Emiya."

"That's me." He said before the man pushed the package into his hands. "Oof!"

"Delivery from a girl named Rin."

"Oh...wait huh?" He said as he looked at the man, but he was gone in a flash. "Huh?!" He set the box down before opening it, to reveal a large box of chocolates in the form of diamonds. "Rin sent me a box of chocolates?"

But before he could look at it closely, Taiga ran over and grabbed the box before eating all the contents.

"Nom nom nom nom….yum! Milk chocolate!"

"Hey! Taiga-nee!"

"What? I haven't had chocolate in a looong time."

"Those were Rin's chocolates!"

"...ooooh! Sorry, I didn't mean to eat your girlfriends chocolates." She said with a smile.

"S-She's not my girlfriend!" he spoke up with a blush.

"Oh? So it's her sister then?" She said while we find ourselves at Rin's house.

Where she is trying to work a tv….and failing miserably.

"GAH! WHY CAN'T I GET THE DVD PLAYER TO WORK?!" she growled while hitting it with her fist.

Archer looked from his set on the couch and sighed. "Master, that's not how you work a DVD player."

"Grrrr!" She growled in rage and frustration.

Knock knock knock.

"Archer, go get it." Rin growled in pure hate.

He got up and walked over before opening it. "Yes?"

And outside was a small girl with red hair and a D cup chest. "Hello, I'm selling girl scout cookies. Want to try a sample?"

"Hang on, Rin! Do you want girl scout cookies!"

"I'm busy here with the DVD player!"

"Hey mister." The girl said again. "Are you having problems with your DVD player?"

"Yes why?"

"I know a person that can fix a DVD player in seconds. But I'll only tell you if you buy all two million cookies boxes." She smiled evilly.

"T...Two million?" he blinked. "Um, thanks, but I'll pass."

Slam!

Archer sighed in relief before the door was knocked on again. He opened it and saw it was a tall woman about his age wearing a technicians uniform.

"Sir." She said while her G cup chest jiggled a little. "Did you call for a technician?"

"W...What?" he blinked. 'Where the hell did she come from? There was a little girl just there.'

"GAH!" Rin screamed in rage as the woman walked into the house and towards her. "STUPID BOX!"

"Ahem, all you need to do is just hit the play button." The woman said while pressing said button. "Really, hitting it will just break it even more."

"I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING!"

"Oh?" She said. "Even though it's playing now?"

She blinked and saw the movie getting played on screen.

"Your total amount will be 2,000,000,500,000 yen."

Rin's eyes widened. "W-WHAT?!"

"Cash or credit?"

"That's insane! I didn't even call you here!"

"A mister Shirou Emiya called. He was worried about you and said that he will pay for anything you break." She said with a smile. "Your boyfriend seems very sweet when mentioning your name."

Rin's face heated up and her face became like a mini oven.

"So cash or credit?"

"C-Cash…" She said before looking at Archer for help.

Only for him to walk away.

'Don't leave me!'

"So are you going to give me the cash or do I have to ask your boyfriend about it instead?" 'She's so cute, wish Yui was here to bug her more.'

"H-He's not my boyfriend! We're just friends!"

"But he was so concerned about you. Even wanted to know if you didn't get electrocuted." She chuckled.

Rin turned a bright red before fainting backwards.

"...shit. Too quick." She said before seeing Archer looking from a corner. "You can come out Counter Force EMIYA."

He slowly did so with a frown. "Why are you calling me that?"

"Because I know your identity." She said before changing back into a red cloaked figure. "And trust me, it's not hard to see your bleached hair Shirou."

He frowned.

"Relax, I'm not here to fight." He chuckled. "I'm here to get your better self to date your beloved Rin." He then saw Archer pulling out his weapons. "I'm serious, besides don't you want your former girlfriend to get with him?"

"Rin's not my girlfriend." he frowned. "Now talk, just who are you?"

"Why? You kept your name a secret so why shouldn't I try?" He chuckled. "But again, I'm here to get your past self to date your master so the world doesn't explode." 'I love lying.'

"What?"

"Didn't you know? Apparently if those two don't date and get laid, the world will either explode or freeze in the next few years."

"...I don't believe you."

"Meh. I tried." He said before pointing to Rin. "But seriously, I need you to be quiet. I know you loved Rin in your life, but now you need to let Shirou fill in that role and become a couple. I mean look at her! She's in need of love!"

Archer gripped his swords before lunging and swung his swords at Omni's head.

Only for him to summon a large shield and bashed Archer in the face. "Don't mess with me boy." He then put a box of chocolates on the ground next to Rin and vanished, but not before saying. "Keep it secret Shirou-chan~"

"That's not my name." he muttered with a growl.

(With the deities)

Omni sighed while looking at Yui at a cafe as he ate some cake. "Well Archer might be a problem still, sigh. I was hoping he was going to get a more positive reaction to his old life being mentioned."

"If he never went up and treated Shirou like a brother or like a student, the chances are he wouldn't get like hearing all that stuff."

Omni sighed before seeing Lancer and got an idea. "Hey Cu Chulainn! Come here a second!"

Said man blinked at someone knowing his true name and saw the cloaked figures. "What?"

"Do you want to get some rare weapon enhancements? Or maybe getting that cursed eyes of seduction out of your life?"

"...what?"

"Nevermind, but I heard you and the master of Saber just fought a while back, is this true?"

"Yeah, what of it?"

"Well what if I help you get hitched with Saber?" Omni smirked. "I know you fancy strong women like Scáthach, your scary teacher."

He shivered at the old memories before recalling the 'hitched' part.

"Omni, what are you doing?" asked Yui.

Omni whispered to him. "If I can get the Dog of Ulster to keep Saber occupied, and/or have sex with her, Rin's chances with Shirou will increase drastically. Plus just watch." He turned to Lancer. "So Cu Chulainn, do you want to get hitched with the cute blond?"

"What makes you think you can manage that?"

"I have my ways." He said. "But you have to do me a favor."

"What?"

He smirked. "You need to capture Archer's master and pretend to be the villain so that Saber's master will go after her. If you do this, I promise to get you and Saber hitched by the end of the week."

"Forget it, last thing I want is those two teaming up, then I'm good as dead."

"Are you sure? This is a once in a lifetime experience. And trust me, I won't let you get killed or worse." Omni said with a chuckle. "Or are you just a puppy?"

He frowned and brought his lance out making Yui shake his head.

"Must you antagonize everyone?"

"A little." Omni chuckled. "But oh well, I'll just allow you to do whatever you want to the puppy."

"I'm not a puppy!"

"More like a poodle."

Lancer yelled before lunging at them with the spear aimed at Omni's chest.

Omni blinked as the spear was in his chest, but yawned before sending Lancer flying with a single punch. "That legendary weapon isn't that strong to end me, foolish puppy." He then got up. "Let's go Yui, to the next part of our plan."

"As long as you don't piss anyone else off."

"You know me too well~"

(Later)

"Ok, this time we'll make them fall on each other in the cliche of going down the road without seeing where they're going." spoke Yui.

"With toast in their mouths? Or no toast?" Omni asked while holding some sourdough bread loafs.

"None, if we're lucky they'll kiss."

"So want some bread?" He asked as Rin ran by before he made her shoes into roller skates.

"W-Woah woaaaaah!" she cried out stumbling at the sudden speed. Only to realize she was going down a very tall hill, on a long incline slope. "AHHH!"

"Like it Yui?" Omni asked with a chuckle.

"If she doesn't get a broken limb without Shirou nearby, then yes."

"Don't worry, he's right down that hill anyway." He said before blinking. "Oh right….they don't have protection on so…..crap!"

"I hope you don't mean sexual."

"I meant-"

CRASH!

"OW!"

"EEP!"

"...physical pain." Omni said with a sweatdrop as we cut to the two magus.

Shirou and Rin hissed in pain with Rin on the boy's back.

"Ow…"

"Rin…? Are you ok?" Shirou groaned.

"I can't feel my face…" she winced while it was on his shoulder and tried moving her legs. "Ah! I think I sprained my foot!"

Shirou blinked before slowly getting up and picked Rin up like a princess. "Then I'll get you to a hospital. Just don't move too much ok?"

She turned pink before he started jogging. "D-Don't hold me like this!"

"Rin, you're hurt. And if I didn't hold you like this you would've gotten hurt even more." He said seriously. "Plus I don't want a friend to suffer like this."

"I can get there on my own." she spoke up while looking away.

Shirou sighed hearing that. 'Stubborn as ever.'

Omni blinked while looking at an annoyed Yui. "He he, I guess I messed that plan up. My bad."

"Well at least it's a sprain."

"True, but they didn't get the hint." He sighed. "Maybe you should do another one to make up for my mistake?"

(A while later)

"Ow, ow, ow." winced Rin who had a cast while Shirou walked beside her and let her lean on him.

"Don't worry, the cast will be off in a few weeks." He said while trying to comfort her. "And I'll help in anyway since it's partially my fault."

"What were you doing at the bottom of a hill anyway?"

"Oh I was trying to find Saber." He admitted. "She said she was going to see if she could find Lancer but that was three hours ago."

Rin felt slight annoyed hearing that as she felt even more pain from her leg. 'It's always Saber!'

"Why were you wearing roller skates down the hill Rin?"

"I didn't plan on it! They just appeared on me out of nowhere."

"...huh?" He said in confusion before seeing her pain written face and picked her up. "Feeling better?"

"Yes, b-but you don't need to pick me up like this." she stuttered.

"Don't worry, I'll be gentle." He said with a smile, which made Rin blush red.

'D-Damn it!' She blushed as Omni and Yui watched them from a nearby white truck. 'He didn't need to say it like that.'

"So what's the plan now Yui?" Asked Omni while in the driver's seat. "Besides acting like that caster from the fourth grail war and stealing kids."

"We need to try and make them stick close, and if Shirou happens to help her heal and have her stay in his house during the time, it'll be like that Stephen King story, minus broken kneecaps."

He shivered at that. "So maybe we….burn her house down? With the truck's fuel tank?"

"I was thinking we just fill it full of beetles."

"...ew. How about snakes? Or killer tentacles?" 'Why beetles?!'

"Because you'll need a longer time to fumigate bugs out."

"Then let's try cockroaches from Mimic." He smirked before shivering. "Um maybe not that species."

"Let's just hurry before they get to her house."

ZOOOOOOM!

"THEN LET GO! HA HA HA!" Omni laughed as he drove the car like a maniac.

(At the house)

"YAHOO!" The time deity laughed as he drove the car into a tree. "SO MUCH CHAOS!"

"Hey! That's my gimmick!"

Omni laughed before getting off the wheel. "Um...my bad but I'm a little crazy with cars….and destruction and nearly causing us to go into the sea, twice."

"Don't go forgetting why we came here. Beetles!"

And cue stink beetles appearing inside the truck in droves.

"AHHHH!" Omni screamed in horror. "GET THEM AWAY FROM ME!"

Yui pulled out a flute and began playing before they crawled out and started heading inside Rin's house.

"Ah...ah….so gross...good thing you didn't...summon bees…" Omni panted.

"Why?"

"Phobia." He said as Archer was running out of the house screaming about bug spray. "A very bad one."

'Note to self, introduce him to queen honey bee monster girl.' thought Yui before pulling Omni behind the truck just as Rin and Shirou arrived.

"Are you feeling ok to walk?" Shirou asked his friend.

"I-I'm fine." She blushed as a swarm of stink bugs appeared on the door and windows. "Hey! My house!"

And cue some stink bugs flying out the window and stunk up the two teens in the face.

"AYI!" Rin screamed in disgust. "GROSS!"

Shirou groaned and covered his nose. "Yuck, maybe we should head back to my house and call up an exterminator."

"Agreed!"

(Later)

"So here's the plan." Omni said. "You go in as a cat and make them loosen up and then your pee on their clothing so they have to put them in the wash, and when they aren't looking, go and pee on the rest of their clothes."

"...seriously?"

"What? It's foolproof!"

"I'm amazed you want me to do that and not you."

"Well you are chaotic plus if I did it I might start acting like a cat or turn into a catgirl." Omni admitted. "So you're in?"

"Eh, sure why not."

"Then turn into a cat and go inside the house!" He commanded before turning him into a russian blue.

"Meow."

(With the two teens)

"Ugh! Why did my house have to get a bug infestation?!" Rin grumbled whole holding her head in frustration.

"Relax Rin, the exterminator said it'll be done soon, in about a few days." spoke Shirou.

"Still!" She grumbled as a small cat walked into the room and sat on the table with a long smile of content on its face. "Shirou, did you get a cat when I wasn't looking?"

"No." he replied before calling out. "Taiga-nii!"

"Huh?" Said woman asked while sleeping on the couch. "What is...it Shirou?"

"Did you bring a stray into the house?"

"Huh….what?"

"He means this cat." frowned Rin in annoyance.

"Oh, no I didn't." She said as the cat moved on Rin's lap and meowed at her. "But as long as it's not eating the food I'm fine with the cat living here."

"Meow." 'Huh, being a cat for once ain't so bad.'

"Taiga-nii we can't just keep it." Shirou sighed. "He might have fleas or worse, rabies."

And cue an annoyed cat who didn't like being called a rabies infected cat.

Rin then felt something warm on her skirt. Warm and sticky for some reason. 'Huh….' she then looked down and put two and two together. "IT'S PEEING ON ME!"

'I know I was against this, but I ain't got rabies! So deal with my gold shower!' thought Yui with a cheshire grin.

Rin grabbed the cat by the neck before throwing him out of room, getting pee on her face. "GAH! STUPID CAT!"

Shirou had to hold back a chuckle before seeing the cat, still peeing, run at him. "H-Hey don't come any closer!"

CRASH!

Only to get pounced on by a very annoyed cat.

Taiga looked on while chuckling a little. "He he, looks like you two need to potty train that cat."

Yui turned and got a glint in his eyes. 'Oh really miss tiger?'

"He he….wait don't-AHH!GET OFF MY FACE!"

PISSSS!

"AHHHHHHHHHH! MY MOUTH!"

(A few minutes of cat pee later)

Yui snickered while hiding in a cupboard as the others were angry or annoyed.

And they were like this because apparently the cat got into everyone's dressers and peed on them, which made them have to go naked in the meantime. Much to Rin's annoyance.

"I'll kill that cat!" She growled while covering her chest. "I'll skin it and cook it!"

"Rin, that's gross." Shirou said in embarrassment. "Plus that cat might be long gone now." 'She's….cute….'

Taiga laughed while not embarrassed in the slightest. "Well that's good, and it feels good to be naked once in a while."

"I'll go see if we have any clean clothes." spoke Shirou carefully moving out while covering his groin.

As for Rin, she was bright red and didn't notice the cat vanishing in a puff of smoke.

(With Omni)

"Mmmm, where is Yui? It's almost time to feed him some tuna." He muttered while holding a giant tuna in his hands. "Yui neko! Come kitty kitty!"

And cue a safe dropping on him.

"Oh here you are! How did it go?" He asked while giving him the tuna. "Did they become naked? Also get off me!"

"Meow."

"Right." He changed Yui back. "Talk."

"Well they're naked and I think Shirou got a good look, so things are progressing better than before."

"Good, now I shall add some zombies." He joked while pulling out a familiar Lancer's weapon. "Now, get ready to scare them into the bathroom!"

"No zombies."

"Not even a tiny one?" He asked while we go back to Rin, who was really upset about the cat still, but also embarrassed as Shirou saw her naked.

'I can't believe I'm naked in his house like this!' She thought in embarrassment. 'And….he saw...ah! I'll get him back for this!'

"Ooooooooooh!" Called out a voice from the bathroom window. "I am the ghost of the toilet, ooooh! Fear me!"

She turned while confused and lost. "Huh?" She went to look out the window but no one was there, well except for a pair of red eyes.

"Oooooooh!"

"AHHHHH!" She screamed as Shirou, who heard the screaming, kicked the door down.

"Rin! What happened?!"

"G-Ghost!" She screamed before hugging him tightly. "I saw a ghost outside the window!"

He blushed at the sudden hug before carefully walking towards the window.

Only for the eyes to disappear like early morning mist.

"I don't see any ghosts out there."

"B-B-But the eyes….they were there!"

"Well it seems like they're gone."

Rin gulped before realizing where she was and turned bright red. 'A-Ah!'

"But do you need to sleep next to me tonight? Just in case?" Shirou asked. That's when he felt something against his chest and looked down to see her nipples brushed against him.

"I-I'm fine! I'm not a child so you can get off me." She said with a blush.

He quickly let go and nodded while looking away. 'I can't believe I...did that.'

'What's wrong with me?!'

As they got out of the bathroom, they noticed that some clothes were sticking on the wall, a black speedo and some pink skimpy nightwear with holes near the nipple and crotch areas.

The note on it said Have fun, ghost of the toilet.

"...WHAT?!"

(Next morning)

Omni looked from the attic while watching the two magus' sleeping. 'How cute.'

"You do realize you practically made them wear stuff a porn star would wear right?"

"Well maybe?" He chuckled nervously while Yui was on his back. "But I heard sex leads to love….right?"

"Let's just say it's not so cut and dry like that."

"Like what? Making them into yanderes?" Omni asked innocently.

"No, I mean now that they're nearly naked, now we just sit back and see if they have any wet dreams."

"So no aphrodisiac cream?"

"Nope, this one we let their dreams wander."

Omni nodded as a small sequence of dreams popped into the minds of the two sleeping magus.

Rin snored while her mind began to wander.

(Rin's dream)

"Ha ha ha!" Rin laughed while on a pile of gold and silver. "I'm the richest girl in the universe!"

"Do you need anything Miss Rin?" asked Archer while in a butler's suit.

"Get me more diamonds." She laughed while some sapphires appeared from the sky. "Ha ha ha!"

But that was when some ruby dildos appeared from the sky as well.

"At once ma'am."

"I love this life…." she trailed off before seeing a dildo on her lap. "Eep!" 'What the fuck?!'

"Miss Rin, Mr. Shirou is here to see you."

"Oh let him in." She said while throwing the dildo away. 'Why are ruby dildos raining down?! It's gross!'

And cue Shirou walking in, but in a pair of boxers and shirtless.

"H-Hey! Where are your pants?!"

"You told me to come without pants." He said. "Plus don't you like your lover's abs?"

"L-L-Lover?!" she squeaked while looking at his chest.

He nodded while suddenly holding a pair of condoms. "So want to start with the pussy or the butt?"

Rin started to blush red before seeing her clothes turn into long bandages that covered her arms and legs before they get wrapped around her back and knotted. "H-Hey! What's going on?!"

Shirou moves over to her as his cock stood erect. "Don't worry, I'll give you lots of love."

(In Shirou's dream)

"All hail the hero Shirou!"

"Hip hip hooray!"

"Hip hip hooray!"

Shirou smiled while on a throne, wearing armor and a golden crown, and was waving to the large crowd.

"Oh hero Shirou." Said Gilgamesh while in a priest's robe. "You have vanquished the dreaded Assassin Dragon and as such, saved our county. And for that, I name you king of Grailvania!"

"Hip hip hooray!" The crowd cheered.

"And I give to you my daughter, princess Rin." He said while clapping his hands.

"Wait, what?"

And out came a princess with long hair, wearing a simple white dress, and a crown of silver from her head. But something was off as the top and mid side of the dress was gone, revealing her bare skin. "Hello my hero~"

"R-R-Rin?!"

She smiled before saying. "Let us consulate our union." She then pulled out a whip. "By fucking here and now! Ha ha ha!"

He tried to get up, but found that his arms and legs were bound to the throne by chains.

Rin moves closer while her dress turned into a dominatrix outfit. "I love you husband~"

(Outside dreams)

"AHHHH!"

"AHHHHH!"

Both sat up screaming before turning to the other with blushes and backed up off the bed.

"W-What are you doing?!" Rin screamed while blushing like mad.

"N-Nothing! Nothing at all!"

Both blushed red while trying to avoid each other, especially when they just had sex in the dream.

As for Omni, he looked confused. "Ok, was that supposed to happen?" 'And why the dominatrix outfit?'

"See? The seeds are slowly growing in them, we merely need to help them see what they already know and this case will be closed."

"...um they look more ready to run." He admitted. "But what if we try messing with their tv to show only romantic movies? That always works."

(Later that week)

"Hey, why are you so quiet?" Taiga asked Shirou who was sitting on the floor without looking at the tv.

"..."

"Hello?"

"..."

"Shirou? What's wrong?"

He muttered a little.

"Huh? Speak up."

"I can't look at the tv."

"Eh? But I thought you like hospital dramas."

"I'm just...thinking about other stuff."

"Like?" Taiga asked innocently.

"..." he grumbled. "It's Rin."

"Oh so you're getting wet dreams? Aw, you're growing up."

He blushed red. "I-It's not like that!"

"Then what is it?"

"..." he looked down. "Rin's been avoiding me lately and….I think it's my fault. I mean maybe I hurt her somehow."

Taiga blinked. "But she's been looking into your room all day yesterday when you were out."

Shirou groaned while putting his head on the floor. "I don't know what's been going on, it feels like something's off for days."

She moved closer to him and patted his back. "Shirou, what your feeling is loss. Not loss like the bad kind, but more….well like you lost your significant other. It happens when you're young."

"Huh?"

"I had it too, but I was ignorant." She sighed. "But you have a chance to return her affections."

"Wait….I-I don't look at Rin like that!" he sputtered in embarrassment.

"Then why are you blushing?" She smirked. "And I heard you talking about her in your sleep." 'Which was very steamy...but I don't recall Shirou getting any porn...wait.' "Shirou, did you watch porn behind my back?"

"Um…." he got up and ran away.

"Shirou!"

(With Rin at the same time)

She was outside while looking up at the sky.

"Master." Archer said while doing the laundry. "You need to stop acting like this, it's getting annoying, especially when I'm doing most of your chores."

But she was silent.

"Master?"

"..."

"Ahem, Rin."

"Huh? What is it Archer?"

"Are you going to stop acting like a goth and help me with the laundry?" He asked while putting her bra on the line. "Because I don't like looking at your small cup size-" he was cut off when Rin promptly covered his mouth with a frown.

"Don't even say it."

He moved the hand away. "Master, just stop acting like an emo. It's starting to get on my nerves."

"I'm not an emo!"

"Then what's wrong with you?"

"Nothing! I'm completely fine!"

"...then I'll just ask that master for clarification. You know the one with the Saber." He said while walking away. 'In three, two, one-'

"Wait!"

"Yes master?" He said while turning around. 'Knew it.'

Rin blushed while trying not to stutter, and failing miserably. "L-L-Look….I've just been...having some dreams."

"About what? You getting the jackpot?" He asked with a raised eyebrow.

"No, about…" she mumbled.

"Yes? Speak up."

"..."

"I'll go and get that master now." He said while turning around.

"It's been about Shirou!"

"...eh?" 'What?'

"I've...been dreaming about Shirou."

Archer turned around in confusion. "That's it? That's why you're acting like a goth?"

"I'm not a goth! It's just…..um…."

"What?"

"I've been...seeing him….n-n-n-n-n-naked."

"Oh...OH! Oh." he spoke in shock.

"And he….." She blushed red while covering her face. "Did it in me!"

'Oh boy.' Archer thought while recalling his own life and how he...almost did 'it' before getting killed.

"There, now you know."

"Master." He said while putting a hand on her shoulder. "You should go and tell him about this. Keeping it bottled up will make you a deviant."

"...WHAT?!"

"It's either this or you're going to turn into a pervert and go hunting old men." He lied while trying to motivate his master a little.

"That's not funny!"

"Well just go and tell that master about it or I'm going to tell it to him myself." He said in a serious tone.

Rin blushed crimson red. "N-No!"

Archer sighed before grabbing her and started jumping from rooftop to rooftop. "Then you leave me with no choice."

"Hey! Archer put me down this instance!"

"No."

(Later)

Archer appeared on the roof of Shirou's house before dropping Rin on the ground as he vanished from sight. 'You're thank me later for this.'

Rin landed on her butt while looking very mad. "Archer!"

"Rin?" Said Shirou while laying on the porch. "What are you doing here?"

"Gah!"

"Are you ok?" He asked as Rin ran behind a tree. "Um Rin?"

"A-Ah!" She ducked behind the tree. 'Archer you bastard!'

Shirou blinked. "Rin? What's wrong?" 'Great she's doing it again!'

"N-Nothing! What's wrong with YOU?" she threw back.

"Eh?! What are you talking about?" he asked confused. 'I know she showed up out of nowhere, but I'm actually kinda happy.'

"Y-You are acting crazy!" She blushed. "And weird!"

"How so?"

"Y-You're...getting muscles! It's weird!" 'I wish I could just disappear!'

"Um….thanks?" He said. "And well...you look nice with your hair down." 'Gah!'

Rin blushed red while instinctively touching her hair. "D-Don't go saying such things, y-you….idiot!"

'Wow, is it just me or does she look adorable looking that-ah! I really just thought that!' Shirou thought before saying. "Cute."

And cue Rin fainting on the ground.

"Rin!"

(Later that night)

Rin groaned while feeling like she was on something warm. She groaned again as she opened her eyes and saw Shirou looking up at her.

"Thank goodness, I was worried about you." He smiled. "You really hit the ground hard."

"Ugh, ow!" she winced grabbing at her head. "It feels like my head is gonna break."

"Well you did hit your head on a rock when you fainted." He admitted. "But don't worry, I bandaged your head and Saber got some medicine for you."

She felt her heart aching for some reason hearing the Servant's name.

"I'm just relieved you woke up, I was worried you wouldn't."

"..." she blushed. "Well...I'm ok now."

Shirou smiled. "Then maybe you could stay over for dinner? And maybe….get some more bandages for your head?"

'Say no say no say no say no!' "S-Sure."

He felt his cheeks getting warm. "Ok….so want to stay on my lap? Just in case you feel sick?" 'So adorable.'

Rin blushed while staying on his lap. 'Gah! Why didn't I say no?!'

"So why did you drop by?"

"...nothing!"

'But then how did she come by without using the front door?' He thought before asking. "Then are you upset with me?"

"Eh?"

"Well you were avoiding me so I thought you finally started to dislike me or something." Shirou said with a long heavy sigh. "You can tell me honestly, I won't get mad."

She looked away a little guilty, but didn't say anything."

"Rin." He said sadly. "Do you hate me?"

"What?"

"I said do you hate me. You can say it to my face."

"Of course not."

"Eh? But you avoid me like the plague."

"T-That's because you've been on my mind!" She yelled before covering her mouth. 'Crap!'

"Wait, really?" he asked with some hope.

She nodded while turning bright red.

'She...thought about me.'

Rin saw a tear going down his cheek and was confused. 'Huh? Why is he crying?'

"Rin…" he said sadly. "You….really thought about me?"

"...yes."

"But I thought you avoided me because you hated me." He admitted. "And I thought you didn't want anything to do with me."

She looked away and carefully sat up. "Idiot, of course that's not the case."

"Then...why did you avoid me? I get you were thinking about me but why?"

She didn't say anything with Yui watching and groaning.

"Ok, I know I don't wanna make this seem forced, but she's gonna start saying the truth." he pulled out a clear vial and shook it up. "A little truth potion never hurt anyone."

"Except for me." Omni said with dread while on his head. "You used it on me years ago."

"Silencio." Yui opened the top and hurled the serum out which splashed on Rin making her shake her head and Shirou look over just as Omni and Yui vanished.

"Ah! What was that?" She said while looking around. "Shirou, did a bird poop on me?"

"No."

"Thank kami, and here I thought I was going to have another incident like last year on my birthday when a bird pooped on my head."

"Really?"

She blushed. "Yes, and that was when I got back from school too, when I thought about you as I ate my cake alone...again."

"Wait, what?"

"I was thinking of you, I'm even doing about it right now and have been the past week."

"...what? But why me?"

"Because I love you." She said before turning crimson red.

"N-Nani?!"

Rin gulped. "I-I love you Shirou Emiya….more than anything else...even the grail."

'W-Why is she saying that?!' Shirou blushed red. "W-Wait! W-Why me?!"

"Because I saw you doing a high jump when we were younger and your never give up attitude made me...happy. So happy that I wanted to be like you and be with you forever, even if we act a little differently sometimes."

"S-Seriously?"

She nodded. "But I know you don't think of me like that, especially when my sister has a thing for you and your Saber is...well your preferable girl."

"Huh?!"

"Just admit it, you think of me only as a friend."

"That's not true! Well I mean partially, but you're wrong!"

Rin blinked. "Huh? But...huh?"

"Rin, I like you more then Sakura or Saber."

She blinked as Omni appeared above them and doused Shirou with the same potion before vanishing instantly.

"Honestly I've been having wet dreams about you and was scared you were gonna reject me if I said a word."

"Really? But I've been having the same thing too." She admitted with a blush.

"So it's whips?"

"No...just butt fucking."

"I always wanted to cuddle you on nice sunny days."

"And I wanted to kiss you and shower you with hugs." Rin blushed. "And Shirou, I think you're cute when you're saving people."

"And I think your a cute person when you try to act serious." Shirou said while both were moving closer to each other's lips. "That just makes you even more beautiful."

"Shirou."

"Rin."

Both moved closer and closer before kissing passionately.

Just as Taiga walked by looking for Shirou.

"Shirou? Where are you? It's time for….oh my." She said as she saw her adopted brother figure kissing his crush like a lover. She grinned before turning and walked away.

As for the deities, they watched from a nearby tree with Omni smirking.

"Good thing I added that potion to Shirou or nothing would happen." He said while looking at a screen. "And the timeline is right on course." He then looked at Yui. "Are you happy now?"

"Yes, yes I am."

"Good because I'm going to show you their child now." He smirked. "And in this timeline, it's a girl, the other one is a boy."

He looked confused.

"Look in the Fate Grand Order timeline there's a person named Ritsuka Fujimaru, a person that can be male or female and use Servants to save the timeline from other worldly events and demons. And some think it's their child."

"Makes sense, but no you're not." spoke Yui wrapping him up in chains. "They can see their daughter when they do the deed."

"But, it would be fun!" He sniffled while struggling like mad.

"Nien! It would not." spoke Yui before dragging him away. "Come on, we gotta give them privacy before things get heated."

"Damn you Yui!" He yelled as they vanished in an instant.