Wizards of Waverly Place
I've got a secret
Part Ten: Day Ten
It was Monday, October 11, 2010, and the Russo's were all pre-occupied with the hardships that faced them. The group would have to do some serious thinking to solve their problems without magic, due to their non-magical house guests.
Alex had just walked down stairs and was starting some coffee when Justin opened the closet to talk to her. "Alex, it's been three days, when can we come out of this place?" He demanded.
"Don't worry, those should be done by the end of the month, hopefully." Stated Alex barely paying attention to Justin.
"Alex, I am not spending another day in this closet.!" Exclaimed Juliet. "Does Ray even know what we look like?"
"No, but if he asks who are you going to be? We've already got Alex, Jerry Theresa and Kramer covered."
"Kramer?" Asked Juliet.
"Well, I could be Max." Stated Justin.
"And I could be your sister, Katrina."
"Ha, Katrina, I like that, I'll be her." Said Alex.
"He already knows your Alex!" Yelled Justin.
"Shh, he's coming." Said Alex as she started to close the door.
"No!" Yelled Justin as he stopped the door, opened it, and he and Juliet walked out.
"Ha Alex." Said Ray as he sat down and drank out of the pot of coffee that hadn't been heating for more then thirty seconds. After a few seconds he spat it out in shock. "Who's he! Is he Justin Russo!" Demanded Ray as he pulled out his gun.
"Uh, I'm not Justin Russo, I'm his older brother, Max Russo." Proclaimed Justin.
"And I'm Katrina." Said Juliet.
"Uh." Groaned Alex.
"Older? How old are you? I heard Justin Russo is seventeen years old, you look about that." Stated Ray suspiciously.
"Ya, well it's a weird story. I was born July 9th, 1993, and Justin was born in November, three months later. Nobody understood it." Stated Justin.
"Hu, and why are you here?" Ray asked Juliet.
"Oh, I'm their sister." Said Juliet.
"Hmm!" Said Justin stepping on Juliet's foot.
"Aah!" Screamed Juliet.
"Well, you look the same age as him, how can that be?" Asked Ray.
"Ya, because I happen to be Justin Russo's twin sister, so I'm only three months younger than him."
"Hu, so you are the most close person to Justin I've ever met. Sorry to tell you this, missy, but I'm going to kill him!"
"Oh, that's okay, we're fraternal." Said Juliet drinking the unfinished coffee.
"Ha Alex, Jus...!" Started Theresa.
"Just, your oldest son Max, right mom?" Asked Juliet.
"Mom, what're you saying Ju..."
"Just, your oldest daughter Katrina." Said Alex as she winked at Theresa.
"Oh, 'kay, and I'm still Theresa, right?" Asked Theresa.
"Duh!" Said Juliet.
"Ha, ha! What're you doing here?" Jerry asked when he saw Justin and Juliet.
"What do you mean?" Asked Justin. "Aren't you happy to see your oldest son, Max? And your oldest daughter, Katrina?" Asked Justin winking.
"Oh, ya." Said Jerry.
"Where's Kramer?" Asked Theresa.
"Couldn't find him. Figured nothing too bad could happen in my closet, and if it did, nobody would ever find him." Stated Jerry.
"How odd it is, that you had twin, fraternal children three months after you had him." Stated Ray.
"Sure is." Said Theresa not even thinking.
"What's with all the screaming?" Asked Mason.
"Hi..." Started Ray.
"Our, son, Mason." Said Jerry.
"Why?" Asked Theresa. "Yes, our son, Mason.
"Wait, I thought you had three children, but you have five?" Asked Ray. "And he looks the same age as her?"
"Ya, he's my, twin brother. We love kids so much we can't have just one." Stated Alex. "Except for him, he was enough until the twins, Justin and Katrina."
"Okay, but this is all the people in the house, right?" Asked Ray.
"I found Max!" Yelled Kramer walking down the stairs. Max walked with him, and the laugh track cheered.
"What was that!" Yelled Ray as he pulled out his gun, and so did everybody else but Theresa.
"Ha, not guns in the house! Geese, let you all live here and ya turn into maniacs."
"Wait, hold on, he's Max, you said you were Max?" Asked Ray.
"Oh, I forgot, my name is, uh..." Started Justin.
"Ha Justin." Said Max.
"Justin!" Yelled Ray pointing his gun at him.
"Uh, I'm Justin, but not the one you're looking for." Said Justin.
"You have the same name as your brother?"
"Ya, he was born so fast, we didn't have time to come up with another name." Said Theresa.
"So, you have six children, two parents, then who is he?" Asked Ray signaling to Kramer.
"Oh, he's my friend, we met cause I have the same name as his best friend the mob wants to kill us for a card game we didn't cancel." Said Jerry.
"What?" Asked Max.
"We'll catch you up later." Said Theresa.
"So Ray, I know you wanna kill Justin Russo, not me Justin Russo, the other one, but even though you do, shouldn't we still operate his mob?"
"Justin!" Yelled Juliet.
"Why would I want to be in a mob started by one of my targets!" Demanded Ray.
"Well, you may not like him, but don't you agree with what he stands for?" Asked Mason.
"I guess so. Alright, I'll help you with this mob, and maybe Justin Russo will show up to find a huge group of people ready to kill him! Just let me get my bullets." Said Ray as he ran into the pantry.
"This is perfect, now we can go our entire lives and Ray will never know who Justin Russo is!" Yelled Justin. "What an idiot."
"Okay, but just how long are all these people going to be living in our house?" Asked Theresa.
"Well, the mob keeps Mason here, plus now everybody is related to us, and Kramer has the mob thing, so until Ray dies." Said Alex.
"Why can't you just make up some identity and move out?" Asked Juliet.
"No, I can't risk moving out forever." Said Kramer. "But maybe to go out sometimes."
"We've got this in the bag!" Yelled Mason. "Is that how that's used?"
"Uh, I think it's what people say when they bring their lunches." Said Juliet. "What am I saying?"
"When somebody lives around insanity too long they start to become insane." Said Justin.
"So, we don't have to live in the closet anymore do we?" Asked Justin.
"Uh!" Said everybody.
"Where are we going to stay?" Asked Juliet.
"Well, we have nine people and four bedrooms, so we need two and one fourth people in each room, or three in one." Said Jerry.
"Well, maybe we can keep Ray in the pantry." Said Alex.
"There's no maybe about it." Said Justin.
"Okay, so we need two people per room. So, I call Justin!" Yelled Jerry.
"Jerry!" Snapped Theresa.
"Sorry, he's the most intelligent person in the house, and he's awesome!" Yelled Jerry.
"Okay, what if we had, Theresa and Jerry, Alex and Juliet..." Started Theresa.
"I won't share a room with Kramer." Said Justin.
"Nobody will." Said Theresa gravely. "So that leaves Justin, Max and Mason."
"Alright!" Yelled Mason. "I've always wanted a roomie, because my parents ate all my siblings and left me."
"Okay, but there'd better be room in there, for my lamps!" Yelled Justin.
"I will not sleep in a room with Justin's lamps!" Yelled Max.
"You think you got it bad, I have to share a room with Juliet." Said Alex.
"Ha, ya I agree." Said Juliet.
"Now this whole mob thing, that's just a ploy right?" Asked Theresa.
"No, we are working to destroy this deplorable movie, and there is no earthly force that can stop us!" Yelled Justin. "Except for ghosts, but those aren't really earthly, so my statement stands."
"Well, I am out of this mob thing." Said Alex. "We already collected the tuition, so there's nothing more this can do for me."
"I have to agree with Alex, we already raised the money for those archery lessons, so we have that to work on. Our first lesson is in twenty minutes, see ya." Said Mason as he and Alex grabbed their bows and left the house.
"Okay, go, but you'll be sorry, you'll see, you'll all see!" Yelled Justin.
"Calm down Justin." Said Juliet. "Ha, how many people do you think Alex got to join the mob?"
"Who knows, we'll just have to see." Said Justin excitedly.
"Well, back to my painting." Said Theresa as she headed up to the closet.
"Back to my, oh." Said Jerry as he sat sadly on the couch.
"Ha, what about me?" Asked Max.
"Carry my bullets." Said Ray throwing his ammunition on Max.
"Oh!" Yelled Max as he fell on the ground.
At the archery course, Alex and Mason were shooting arrows, much better than they had at the old lessons, and a strange man came up to Mason and began to question him. "Ha, have you seen any people talking about, starting mobs? I'm not an undercover cop, I'm not!" Said the man.
"What if we have!" Demanded Alex.
"Well, police, and me don't normally bribe people, but I would pay through the nose to get information on this mob, if you could help me." Said the man.
"Alright." Said Alex as she dropped her bow and went with the cop.
"See ya Alex." Said Mason as he shot more arrows. A man screamed.
At the warehouse that night Justin, Juliet and Ray were sitting alone in the place with the exception of Mr. Laritate. "Where are all the mobsters that Alex assembled?" Asked Justin.
"Ya, I'm so mad I could just kill all of you!" Screamed Ray.
"Gotta go!" Yelled Juliet as she began to run but Justin stopped her.
"Oh, they found out about Alex leaving the mob, and weren't willing to work for strangers." Said Mr. Laritate. "I'd leave to if this man didn't have his gun jabbing into my ribs."
"That's right!" Said Ray in a violent voice.
In the closet, Theresa was painting a large building purple. "Da, da da da." Sang Theresa.
Will Alex really help the police and expose Justin? Will Ray ever find out that Justin Russo is really Justin Russo? Will the group assemble a real mob in time to stop the movie? Will Mason shoot out tires? Will Jerry and Kramer outwit the mob? Will Theresa finish painting the city? Will it need a second coat? Will Max ever find out what is going on? You'll find out if you read the other 363 days in the year in the life of the Russo's, "I've got a secret."